A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

Chapter 17

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Yu Yuntao heard Renzi's relaxed tone, but he didn't know whether he was angry or funny: "Okay, then don't cause trouble to others." Renzi was not happy after hearing this: "What trouble can I cause to others?" Yu Yuntao replied: "I'm just being polite, you can cause him as much trouble as you like, just don't trouble me." After finishing speaking, Yu Yuntao hung up the phone.

"Is this brother my own?" Renzi stared at the screen of the mobile phone that displayed "Call ended" with an uneasy expression. Gu Xiaoshan smiled: "I don't think you and him are really biological. I think if you are half as smart as him..." Gu Xiaoshan didn't finish the sentence, the end of the sentence hung in the air, hooking Renzi's In his heart, Renzi blinked and asked: "So what?" Gu Xiaoshan still kept his eyes fixed, and smiled: "Then you and I can't get along so well."

Renzi thought about it carefully, and said, "At first I thought you liked my brother, but later I found out that you two seem to dislike each other." Gu Xiaoshan and Yu Yuntao did not like each other, but he would not admit it casually Yes, after all, the two are family friends, and they are long-term partners. Gu Xiaoshan pretended to concentrate on driving and didn't hear the other party talking.

Renzi turned his head and looked at Gu Xiaoshan's appearance—Gu Xiaoshan's concentrated appearance—whether it was pretending or not—it was really charming. The light inside the car was not strong, and the lights were dim, which made Gu Xiaoshan's side face sharp and sharp, especially the bridge of his nose, which seemed to be able to cut off the blade of gold and jade. Renzi thinks of his elder brother who is equally sharp, and also thinks of that gentle beauty He Jun—these two are not in Xiaoshan's eyes? The toughness couldn't help asking: "Then what type do you like?"

Gu Xiaoshan was stunned, and then said: "I haven't thought much about this problem." Renzi asked curiously, "Why haven't I thought about it?" Gu Xiaoshan thought for a while, and said, "I'm too busy." Renzi said, "Cheat ghosts." , you are too busy to have sex?" Gu Xiaoshan was almost frightened by his words, almost lost his grip on the steering wheel, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh, my ancestor, you can stop for a while, I'm driving."

Fortunately, along the way, Renzi really obediently did not speak. But his heart was spinning non-stop, like a coffee cup in an amusement park - spinning so close to dizziness, but it was all pink, pink and blue love atmosphere.

Renzi and Gu Xiaoshan returned to the apartment. Renzi stood at the entrance, looking at Gu Xiaoshan's back supporting the wall with one hand and taking off his shoes with the other. It seemed that he had known Gu Xiaoshan for so many years, and it was the first time he realized that Gu Xiaoshan had long hands and long feet, and his body proportions were close to perfect. The tough man couldn't help scolding himself: Why did you go there before, such a beautiful person is by your side, why do you go to see big waves of models

When Gu Xiaoshan turned around, Renzi was still thinking about Dabo, and grabbed Gu Xiaoshan's chest with one hand. Gu Xiaoshan's face turned green: "Huh?" Renzi wowed softly: "Great!" Gu Xiaoshan waved Renzi's hand away: "You are too rude." Renzi was trained by Gu Xiaoshan, so hurry up Pretending to be good, he retracted his hand and said, "I mean, brother Xiaoshan's chest muscles are so well trained! I'm so envious." Gu Xiaoshan said, "You can practice too." As he said, Gu Xiaoshan shook his head in self-denial: " Forget it, you can’t practice it either.” Renzi was unhappy when he heard this: “Why can’t I practice it?”

"You are lazy." Gu Xiaoshan replied.

"Hmm..." Renzi shrank his neck, but had nothing to say. The faintly visible abdominal muscles around his waist are also thinned out, there is nothing to talk about, probably a skinny man like He Jun also has them. Renzi still had a cute face, and went to get two cups of tea, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaoshan, come and drink tea." Gu Xiaoshan always felt weird, but he went to the restaurant and sat down. Renzi can't hide his words, and he doesn't care about "side-talking", so he continued the topic in the car just now: "So what type do you like?"

Gu Xiaoshan just laughed, touched the Tianmu cup in his hand and said, "Didn't I say that I didn't think about it?" Renzi said: "Liar! Then how did you find those lovers?" Gu Xiaoshan asked: "Then How did you get your lover? Could it be that you decided on an ideal type, and then went to the "model shop" to buy it?" Renzi was stunned for a moment, and had to admit that Gu Xiaoshan made sense. Gu Xiaoshan saw Renzi stunned for a while, and smiled again: "But similar questions, I did think about it a little bit, because my father also asked me." Renzi laughed: "Could it be that he, like my father, wants to Arrange a GAY blind date for the eldest son?"

Master Yu has been worrying about Yu Yuntao's marriage, which made Yu Yuntao have to come out of the closet, saying that he is gay. Master Yu struggled for a while, but still figured it out, so Zhang Luo tried to find a famous gay man for Yu Yuntao on a blind date, and even arranged to meet Gu Xiaoshan. Both Gu Xiaoshan and Yu Yuntao were very moved, and then flatly rejected the marriage.

Master Gu kept pretending not to worry, but he actually cared a lot, and finally couldn't help but ask Gu Xiaoshan what type he likes.

Renzi asked Gu Xiaoshan expectantly: "Then how did you answer Gu Shibo?" Gu Xiaoshan took a sip of the hot tea in the cup, and then said slowly: "I didn't say very specific, because I can't say it. I just said , can’t be a shrewd person like Yu Yuntao.” After hearing this, Renzi almost wagged his tail: “Okay, I’m not shrewd, do you want me to be like this?” Gu Xiaoshan laughed: “It’s a coincidence, I Dad said that too!" Renzi thinks this is a surprise: It turns out that Gu Shibo also likes me a lot!

But in the end, it was just that Gu Shibo knew that Renzi was a straight man and teased him: "You don't like smart people, so you want someone like Renzi?" Gu Xiaoshan's response to this was: "It doesn't need to go to this level."

The tough man almost turned the table: "What is the level? Tell me, what is the level?" Gu Xiaoshan drank tea calmly, and said lightly: "On your level." The tough man was not convinced: "I... I At any rate, I’ve been admitted to the undergraduate course!" Gu Xiaoshan sighed and shook his head: "Ordinary people want your educational resources..." Renzi was furious: "What's the matter? What's the matter? Why don't you say it?" Seeing Renzi, Gu Xiaoshan seemed to be Seriously got a little annoyed, so he stopped talking: "It doesn't matter what, you have your own advantages, what do you compare with others?" Sure enough, the tough man calmed down, and asked with wide eyes: "My advantages are What?" Gu Xiaoshan took a deep breath: "It's hard to say, I can only experience it myself."

This answer is too perfunctory, and the toughness is not satisfied at all. But he didn't want to dig into this either, he just wanted to know Gu Xiaoshan's "standard", so he said, "It means that you don't like my brother's brain, but neither can I? Whose brain is better?" Gu Xiaoshan also felt that it was difficult to make an analogy for a while, so he said casually, "Like Zhixuan." Renzi was shocked: "Zhixuan is still 'not very smart'?"

It's over, the toughness feels desperate. Zhixuan is like AI for toughness, which is too difficult.

Gu Xiaoshan looked at Renzi's stunned stupidity and said, "I can't say that, I can only say that he is so smart that it is more comfortable. Your brother doesn't like to save face for others. Before you look, you The messy things that haunt relatives in the company are all caused by your brother's hard work. People like him are not easy to get along with."

Renzi is also one of the first and two big. After thinking about it, he asked again: "What about Mr. He? Mr. He should not be smarter than Zhixuan, right?" Gu Xiaoshan said: "Do you have to give a name?" Renzi hammered Looking at the table, he said: "Yes! I just want to rank! Tell me, is it Mr. He or Zhixuan?" Gu Xiaoshan replied: "I dare not say any more. Just using Zhixuan as an example is already very wrong. Now I How should I put it, isn't it all a blasphemy of your "sister-in-law"?" Only then did Renzi remember that Zhixuan was his brother's boyfriend, so he became jealous of him.

At this moment, Renzi admired Zhixuan like never before. Yu Yuntao was like a ten-day-old beef bone, smelly and hard, how did Zhixuan gnaw it off? If he, Yu Yunren, has this level, why should he worry about failure

Thinking about it this way, Renzi felt that he had to learn from Zhixuan's apprentice!

This is what you say, and Renzi went to work the next day. This is very rare, the vice president actually went to work. Everyone in the Yu family whispered behind their backs, asking if Renzi had taken a fancy to a new female employee. However, Renzi directly called Yu Yuntao on the internal line: "Can I borrow you, Ah Xuan, for two days?" Yu Yuntao replied: "No." Then hung up the phone.