A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

Chapter 56

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"Huh?" Gu Xiaoshan broke into a cold sweat suddenly, which has nothing to do with his feelings for Renzi, "Yes... is there something wrong?"

Master Yu pulled out the chair and sat down, motioned for Yu Yuntao to sit down, and said with a smile, "It's nothing, just let Yuntao apologize to you!"

"Huh?" Gu Xiaoshan was very confused, but kept a polite smile, "Where is this going? I'm on good terms with Mr. Yu!"

Yu Yuntao said with a serious face: "How can you lie in front of the elders? When will you and I get back together?"

"Uh..." Gu Xiaoshan always felt that Yu Yuntao didn't play cards according to common sense, so he had no choice but to agree, "Yes."

Yu Yuntao sat down and said, "It's like this, I told my dad that I misunderstood you and Zhixuan before, and then I went to your office and flew scissor legs in the air and almost smashed your head."

Gu Xiaoshan was very embarrassed, but his face was chic, and he waved his hand: "What's the matter? I didn't take your first blow too!"

Master Yu coughed dryly twice, and corrected him seriously: "You can't use the word 'jiri' indiscriminately."

"Yes, yes," Gu Xiaoshan really thought that this was the case, and said, "It's okay, there is no need to apologize."

"I want it, I want it," Yu Yuntao directly picked up a beautifully shaped jug from the dining table, took it with a small wine bucket, gave it to Gu Xiaoshan, and poured half a glass for himself, "Come on, I respect you!"

The cup and jug are a complete set, and it is a very delicate kind of small wine cup, which does not hold a lot of wine. Gu Xiaoshan didn't think there was a problem, so he did it.

Master Yu said again: "Oh, I didn't teach my son well! I respect you too!" After finishing speaking, Master Yu also poured a glass for Gu Xiaoshan to drink. Gu Xiaoshan also did it. Then, Yu Yuntao started talking again: "Speaking of which, Renzi has a stomach problem these two days, do you know?"

Gu Xiaoshan was startled, then said: "I really don't know..."

While filling Gu Xiaoshan's glass, Yu Yuntao said, "This is really an anecdote. He made wine for himself and then poisoned himself! What level is this!"

Gu Xiaoshan laughed and said: "This, this is the level of him playing werewolf killing and being a witch!"

Then everyone laughed.

Yu Yuntao also tried his best to show his talkative side. Although Master Yu hadn't been in the drinking game for a long time, but he was still young, so he also joined the fighting game, and he was full of vigor. Although Gu Xiaoshan felt that something was wrong, he couldn't withdraw because of his sympathy, and the wine cup was small, so he didn't drink much, so he didn't feel wary.

However, what he didn't know was that the wine jug that matched the wine cup was a yin and yang pot, which contained two kinds of wine. Master Yu and his son drank ordinary wine, but Gu Xiaoshan drank the deliberately prepared wine, which had a special flavor, a soft taste, and a strong aftertaste. Three bowls didn't pass, and it was the long-lost "fighting the tiger tonight".

Halfway through the drink, Renzi also came. It turned out that he came late because he wanted to freshen up and meet his sweetheart, but when he arrived, he found that his sweetheart was extremely embarrassed. Seeing Renzi, Yu Yuntao also pulled him to sit down, and said, "You came well, and we're halfway through drinking. You've just recovered, so just drink a little as you see fit."

Renzi had just recovered, and his drinking capacity was not good, and he was knocked down by two glasses of "fighting tigers tonight".

It's true that Jiang is still old and hot, Gu Xiaoshan is a fox-like person, he didn't pay attention for a while, and was forced to lie down by the father and brother.

"And then?" Yu Yuntao asked.

"Carry it up!" Master Yu commanded.

This drunk person is especially heavy, not to mention that Gu Xiaoshan is a tall man who often works out, and Yu Yuntao has a hard time carrying him, so he has to look at Master Yu for help. Master Yu didn't bother to talk about it: "I'm old and my bones are weak, so you still count on me?"

Yu Yuntao had no choice but to call the housekeeper. The housekeeper looked at this and expressed his helplessness: "I'm too old."

Yu Yuntao was also furious, but there was nothing he could do. It's not easy to ask outsiders like security guards to handle this matter, so I have to carry them up to the bedroom by myself. When he got to the room, Yu Yuntao was almost dying: "Why on earth did I propose such a mindless plan?"

Master Yu nodded: "I also feel quite ashamed, but I can't help it, and I can't watch our tough man go crazy."

Yu Yuntao said again: "Is it really illegal for us to catch yellow-footed chickens like this?"

The rooster's feet are dark yellow, so the rooster is also called "yellow-footed chicken". In ancient times, Cantonese used hens as bait to catch roosters. Let the male rooster get mad and get tricked. This trick was later used by criminals on humans, which is to induce male humans to have improper OOXX relationships, thereby extorting money. This technique is also called "immortal dance" in Taiwan.

Master Yu said, "We're not catching yellow-footed chickens! We didn't extort Gu's money, we just wanted him to pay half of his life! Look, we're even cheating tough people!"

Yu Yuntao felt that what his father said was right, so he raised another concern: "When I woke up the next day, I was afraid that Gu Xiaoshan would be upset, and I felt resentful! What if the situation is not cleared up?"

Master Yu said: "If he is really annoyed, we will definitely let him go and let him go. We are not lawbreakers! At this time, we can call the housekeeper to smooth things over. He is very good at this. Let's do it again." Apologize, when I put down my old face and apologize to him tearfully, saying that I made a mistake and misunderstood, he can’t say anything, but he has to comfort me instead. These gentlemen are most afraid of being scoundrels!”

Yu Yuntao was stupefied when he heard that Mr. Yu was doing one thing after another. He thought it was a good thing that Mr. Yu was engaged in a serious business, otherwise there would be another unscrupulous bully in the city. He also didn't know how Mr. Yu had the nerve to beat the tough boy and tell him to "be an honest and good person" because of his behavior.

Master Yu's opinion is that it is very difficult for a person to be prosperous without stepping on the boundary, and it is very difficult to grasp this measure. If you don't have this IQ, it's better to be an honest person, stable and happy.

Master Yu has never dared to talk about raising children, but he actually feels that his "minimum program" of education has been realized. Although the youngest son he raised alone is not bright and sensitive, he is indeed an honest person.

But Gu Xiaoshan is not an "honest person", so it is impossible for him to be caught honestly. Mr. Yu can only hope that things will develop for the better.

When Gu Xiaoshan woke up, he was top-heavy, and his legs felt extremely numb, as if he was being pressed by something heavy. He subconsciously stretched out his hand to push it, and suddenly touched the slippery skin of his hand. Gu Xiaoshan was so frightened that he woke up suddenly, and saw a smooth leg protruding from the quilt next door, resting on his thigh.

Gu Xiaoshan woke up immediately, but he was still dizzy when he sat up. He saw that the curtains were half covered, embroidered with purple and dark green yarns, the patterns were complicated, and the colors were more gorgeous when the sunlight was half through. It is the curtain he picked for Renzi in India, which is the same as the carpet.

So…

With the light from the gaps in the curtains, Gu Xiaoshan narrowed his eyes and looked at the layout of the room, as well as the familiar aroma floating in the air—here, what the hell, is Renzi's room!

His heart suddenly jumped wildly, and he looked down at a ball of quilt next door—it was bought by Gu Xiaoshan—a hairy head poked out, his face was not exposed, but he recognized it just by looking at the exposed pinnae. Yu Yunren is like a fake. So... this bare foot on his thigh is also Yu Yunren's leg

Gu Xiaoshan originally wanted to push this leg away, but now, that bare leg is as white as snow in the sunlight leaking in from the window, which makes people want to touch it, but Gu Xiaoshan is inexplicably unwilling to touch it. Dare to touch.

His head was still dizzy, whether it was from the smell of alcohol or something else, his brain became dull like rust.

Suddenly, the door was opened, Mr. Yu came in with a cane, and turned on the light with a snap. The light from the incandescent lamp was very dazzling, sprinkled on this gorgeously embroidered bed, making Gu Xiaoshan's leg appear more and more white and clean.

Master Yu yelled playfully: "What are you doing!" Yu Yuntao was attracted by the yelling, and Yu Yuntao also pushed the door and entered, opened the curtains, let the sunlight sway wantonly, and repeated with righteous indignation: "What are you doing!"

Renzi is a pig, so he should wake up now. He got up in fright, and the quilt slid off his shoulders, exposing his entire upper body in the brightly lit bedroom. Gu Xiaoshan's ears were buzzing, his mind was blank, but his hands subconsciously stretched out, wrapping Renzi's exposed body back into the quilt.

Renzi also fell into it without knowing it, and had a splitting headache. Before he could react, he felt a pair of arms behind him encircling him, and then he was surrounded by warm bedding. Renzi grabbed the soft quilt corner, turned his head to look behind him, but saw the hot sunlight shining through the big window, Gu Xiaoshan's face was in the backlight, and his body was also naked, except for the sensitive parts covered with a small blanket, but It counts as nudity.

"Wow—" Renzi's complexion changed drastically, smoke was flying above his head, but he opened his eyes, wantonly looking at Gu Xiaoshan's body, "Wow—Brother Xiaoshan..." Wow, Brother Xiaoshan has a really good figure.