Master Yu scolded: "You two gays, what are you doing?"
Yu Yuntao repeated: "You two gays, what are you doing?"
The tough man raised his head and remembered, yes, they are two homosexuals, and they took off their clothes and lay on the bed, isn't that right
Gu Xiaoshan's mind began to wake up, and gradually recalled the situation last night, but he was much calmer: "At least let me put on my pants first."
Mr. Yu felt that he couldn't lose his momentum, so he yelled, "You don't want any face, what pants do you need?"
What does the face have to do with the pants
— Gu Xiaoshan didn’t want to continue the debate, he just said: “Then your son doesn’t wear pants either?”
Master Yu choked.
The conversation ended with Master Yu's concession. Master Yu and Yu Yuntao left first, Gu Xiaoshan and Renzi got dressed back to back, and then went downstairs without saying a word.
The design of Yu's house embodies Mr. Yu's aesthetics, simple and simple. The stairs here are not spiral like in Gu Xiaoshan’s apartment, but simple and straight, with plain brown handrails, and you can see the chandelier like branches and leaves on the ceiling when you go down the stairs. It's not the first time that Gu Xiaoshan and Renzi have walked this staircase together, but it's the first time they have moved silently and slowly between these square inches.
When Renzi put on his clothes, his mind was still confused and confused, but his ears became extremely sharp, and the sound of Gu Xiaoshan's movement from behind came to his ears. From the rustling of the clothes, Renzi even imagined how Gu Xiaoshan's charming muscles were covered inch by inch by the thin summer fabric, just thinking about it makes him feel infinitely charming.
He suspected that he was really going to become an idiot who was obsessed with Gu Xiaoshan and couldn't help himself.
last night
What the hell happened last night
The tough man couldn't think, but was habitually lazy, and wanted to leave everything to the elders in the dining room to decide.
Gu Xiaoshan finally put on the guest's slippers, set off from the bedroom with Renzi, and went downstairs. Renzi followed Gu Xiaoshan, looked at Gu Xiaoshan's broad back, and was stunned until he felt that Gu Xiaoshan had gone the wrong way, then he made a sound: "Ah... well, the living room doesn't seem to be in this direction."
Gu Xiaoshan was startled, turned around and looked at Renzi with disheveled hair. There is a large skylight on the stairs, and a translucent beam of light penetrates in, shining on Renzi's face, and his pupils are bright. At this moment, Gu Xiaoshan seemed to understand something, and finally he was not afraid to touch the toughness. He reached out and touched the top of his hair, and said with a smile: "Let's go to the restaurant first, you can't be hungry. Right?"
"Yes." Renzi was stunned, and Brother Xiaoshan was right in everything he said.
Gu Xiaoshan took the toughness to the restaurant on his own initiative, and called the servant very freely, asking her to serve breakfast. The servant did not doubt that he was there, so he went to prepare. Instead, Yu Yuntao and his son were asked to wait in the living room for a while before being told by the housekeeper that Gu Xiaoshan and Renzi were having breakfast in the dining room.
Master Yu and Yu Yuntao felt ashamed that they didn't have the momentum to catch yellow-footed chickens. Yu Yuntao said again: "I said you can't give in, right? If you give up the first step, your momentum will go down!"
But Master Yu scolded: "You think I don't know? But he is also right, why don't we let our Renzi be naked and hungry?"
"Then let Renzi wear clothes and eat, and at the same time tie up Gu Xiaoshan naked and beat him!" Yu Yuntao suggested.
Master Yu categorically vetoed it: "That's not really a lawbreaker!"
The two fathers and sons cursed at each other and finally arrived at the restaurant. The helpers opened the door for them, but Master Yu ordered the helpers to retreat, leaving the butler to wait outside the door.
Gu Xiaoshan and Renzi were eating breakfast in suffocating silence, and they were actually slightly relieved to see someone come in to break the silence. Just seeing the crutches in Master Yu's hands and Yu Yuntao's baseball bat, I couldn't really relax.
Master Yu patted the table and said, "Tell me, what did you do last night!"
Gu Xiaoshan said lightly: "I don't remember."
The tough also raised his hand: "I don't remember either!"
Master Yu scolded his younger son: "I didn't ask you! Shut up! Eat!"
Renzi bowed his head obediently and continued to eat the stomach-nourishing millet porridge.
"If you say you don't remember, you think you can pretend nothing happened?" Yu Yuntao said with a serious face, "I think you are probably that or something, our toughness."
After hearing this, the tough man raised his head abruptly, but was immediately warned by his old father's eyes, and immediately lowered his head to eat porridge.
Gu Xiaoshan showed a helpless smile: "I really don't remember. Don't you two know better about what happened last night? Because the four of us drank together, I really don't remember what happened afterwards. Neither does Renzi gone."
Yu Yuntao then made it up: "Oh, is that so? Pretending to be garlic? Then let me tell you, my dad and I didn't want to drink anymore, but you and Renzi are drunk and want to continue to go back to the room to blow. It's gone. Who knows you are such a person! If you tell him what and what, if it spreads, will our toughs still survive?"
Gu Xiaoshan almost burst out laughing: "Roughness is not a big girl, how many girlfriends have you had, why can't you live?"
"Oh." Yu Yuntao clapped the case, "Then you admit that you did that to him!"
Gu Xiaoshan still insisted on his rhetoric: "I'm drunk, I don't remember."
"It's fine if you're drunk?" Yu Yuntao waved the baseball bat in his hand and said sharply, "Where do you think our Yu's house is?"
Master Yu also tried to wield his crutches, but he was afraid that if he accidentally knocked over the clay pot of porridge on the table and would be complained by the housekeeper if it was too troublesome to clean up later, he only snorted coldly to express his dissatisfaction.
Gu Xiaoshan found that it was impossible to reason with the people of the Yu family. After all, his logic was difficult to get along with these people. It is really difficult to proceed if the child is still kept in the dark and does not know how to cooperate.
Gu Xiaoshan knocked on the table and asked Renzi, "What do you think?"
The toughness blinked, with a dazed look on his face.
Master Yu scolded: "Don't talk to him!"
Renzi lowered his head to eat porridge again.
Gu Xiaoshan spread his hands: "Then what do you want to do? Take me to the police station and sue me for using alcohol to commit crimes?"
"That's not the case. Everyone will be ashamed to say such a thing. You don't want to find any good people for blind dates in the future, including our tough ones too." Yu Yuntao knocked on the table with a baseball bat as a warning, and it was big Sitting down on the chair like a boy, he said with a final word, "I see, you two should get engaged first!"
"Pfft—" Renzi turned pale with shock, and sprayed a mouthful of porridge on his brother's face.
God knows how much strength and perseverance Gu Xiaoshan used to not laugh.
The tough man finally regained his senses—perhaps he was "awakened": "What do you mean? What engagement? Who is engaged to whom? Who am I engaged to? Who is engaged to Gu Xiaoshan?"
Yu Yuntao said: "You can't let him take advantage of you and be irresponsible! Do you think our Yu family is easy to bully? Listen to brother, it's settled!"
"Huh???!!! Ah???!!!" Renzi tried hard to digest the plot.