A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

Chapter 58

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Yu Yuntao asked Gu Xiaoshan again: "What do you say!"

Gu Xiaoshan said: "Engagement is a big deal, not a joke."

Old Man Yu sneered, and said, "Then if you are like Renzi, can you play tricks?"

Gu Xiaoshan added: "The so-called parents' order, at least I have to tell my dad to get his consent."

Master Yu only thinks that this is Gu Xiaoshan's way of "delaying time", so he is not willing to agree: "Then did you get your father's consent when you were tough?"

Gu Xiaoshan has the demeanor of a "reasonable defendant", just saying: "I don't remember."

Master Yu also said, "Then did you get your father's consent when you don't remember?"

Gu Xiaoshan was stunned for a moment, and by accident, Master Yu walked in.

Yu Yuntao chased after the victory: "Our Yu family doesn't want face? Your father knows, so he has to beat you up, and then send him over to confess!"

"What are you talking about?" Gu Xiaoshan came back to his senses and joked, "This and that can't be seeing is believing? Maybe it's because I was raped by Renzi?"

"Huh???!!!" Yu Yuntao was taken aback.

"Ah???!!!" Mr. Yu paused.

"Huh???!!!" Renzi's eyes widened, "Ah???!!!"

Gu Xiaoshan rubbed his stomach and sighed: "I also feel a little uncomfortable."

Yu Yuntao's mind turned around, and he pointed at Ren Zi and cursed: "Beast!"

"Huh???!!!" Renzi opened his eyes wide, "Ah???!!!"

Yu Yuntao only said: "Gu Xiaoshan and you are brothers and sisters, but because you couldn't confess, you actually borrowed wine to anal him! Are you still human?"

Master Yu said: "Well, it's really not possible. Let's go to Gu's house today to apologize and propose marriage!"

"Huh???!!!" Renzi opened his eyes wide, "Ah???!!!"

Gu Xiaoshan said again: "Then I have to write an apology letter first, let me read it. Your Yu family is shameless, so is my Gu family shameless?"

The Yu family were a little stunned for a moment. Gu Xiaoshan took out the pen that he carried with him from his pocket, tore off a piece of paper from the memo pad on the dining table, and handed it to Renzi.

The tough man was stunned for a while: "What? I don't have it... no, I... I don't know if I have it..."

Gu Xiaoshan said: "Who knows, you first write a letter of apology and guarantee, and when it's done, we'll date."

"Huh???!!! Ah???!!!" The third father and son of the Yu family made a surprised voice.

Before the words fell, Renzi lowered his head and wrote a letter of apology: "I, Yu Yunren, am sorry for Gu Xiaoshan. I made him fake wine and tarnished his innocence. I am willing to be responsible to him and be his husband." After finishing writing, the toughness was not enough, so he marked it with the chili sauce that went with the meal, and wrote his ID number.

Gu Xiaoshan blew on the chili sauce on the paper to dry it, then folded the letter of apology and put it in his pocket, saying: "Let's forget about today's matter. If Renzi can treat me well in the future, don't make mistakes , I’ll just pretend nothing happened. Otherwise, I, Gu Xiaoshan, won’t be easy to bully.”

The third father and son of the Yu family suddenly felt that they were short by a head, and they couldn't say a word, so they sent young master Gu Xiaoshan off in a swaggering manner.

Renzi was still out of the situation, and didn't know what happened at all, but his face was full of spring breeze, and his face, which was thin and yellow due to illness, turned out a little ruddy and rouge.

Yu Yuntao scolded: "Unbelievable!" After finishing speaking, Yu Yuntao went to wash his face—the porridge sprayed by Renzi was still on his face.

Renzi didn't understand the cause and effect, but at least he knew one thing - Gu Xiaoshan agreed to date him!

He was like a dream, silly and smiling, even when Master Yu scolded him, he still laughed.

"It can't be done, this kid is stupid." Master Yu knew that the toughness was really hopeless.

When the tough man came back to his senses, it was already noon. I also asked Lai Yu Yuntao to explain to him patiently, but naturally he would not tell Renzi that this was a premeditated "catch the yellow-footed chicken", so he told him half-truthfully: "I think nothing happened between you and Gu Xiaoshan. We’re all drunk. That’s how we misunderstood. But since we all admit it, let’s go along with it.”

The tough thought about it carefully, but became worried: "Aren't we cheating like this? Brother Xiaoshan won't be angry?"

But Yu Yuntao said: "Then you really underestimate Gu Xiaoshan. If he is 100% unwilling, who can force him?"

Renzi was elated when he heard this.

As long as Gu Xiaoshan has 1% willingness, he will be happy.

Little did he know that Gu Xiaoshan was not "100% willing", nor was he "100% willing", but he was already "100% willing".

Master Yu immediately informed Master Gu of the news that Renzi was going to associate with Gu Xiaoshan. Master Gu was so frightened that he fell down. He thought he was in a dream. When he looked at the calendar, it wasn't April Fool's Day.

He had no choice but to go to Gu's president's office in person to ask Gu Xiaoshan about the situation. Gu Xiaoshan also gave him a positive answer. Master Gu was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth: "Why, why?"

Gu Xiaoshan was quite helpless: "Didn't you two arrange a blind date for me and Yu Yuntao before you were old? Now that I'm with Renzi, I can't get used to it?"

"What's the difference?" Mr. Gu thought for a while, and then said, "Besides, don't you think he's stupid and unsuitable to be a partner?"

Gu Xiaoshan also remembered such a thing. After he and Yu Yuntao failed in their blind date, Master Gu jokingly asked him if he would consider toughness in the exam. Gu Xiaoshan said that Renzi was too smart and not suitable to be a target. At that time, Gu Xiaoshan also said it casually, and he also saw that Master Gu didn't care much about toughness, but just said it casually, so he just prevaricated like this and cut off the topic.

Up to now, Gu Xiaoshan can only say: "Oh? Did I say that? Did you remember wrongly?"

Faced with this response, Master Gu didn't know what to say.

Gu Xiaoshan speculated for a while, then said: "Actually, you think he is stupid?"

Mr. Gu was startled, but after a while he said, "You can't say that. He has his advantages, he is kind and simple, but his heart is too big. I'm afraid we are not used to it here."

Earlier, Master Yu half jokingly and half tentatively said that he wanted Renzi to go on a blind date with Gu Xiaowu, but Master Gu was so frightened that his dentures almost flew out, and he was still uneasy for a while, lest Master Yu's old story would be brought up again. Now he finally put his heart back to his stomach, but suddenly broke the news that his heir was going to date Ren Zi and even get engaged. Isn't he scared to death

Master Gu said again: "Look at you, you are another person who stays away from home for three days. In fact, there is no need to worry about getting married. If you really want to get married, you should think carefully. You know the situation before Renzi, Changing girlfriends is more diligent than changing clothes. Suddenly he said that he became gay, which sounds like a joke. If he is someone else, it’s fine, and he’s a dignitary. The daughter-in-law thing here is not a joke. You have to think carefully !"

Gu Xiaoshan can also hear his father's concerns. First, looking at his father's style of arranging blind dates, he knows that Master Gu prefers men who are assertive and courageous as Gu Xiaoshan's partner. Being responsible, Mr. Gu, who has been emotionally traumatized, can't rest assured.

This also happened to be something that Gu Xiaoshan would worry about. Gu Xiaoshan was silent for a while, not knowing how to respond. Seeing that the child was silent, Master Gu was even more worried, so he said, "What's going on? You two grew up together, so it's better to be better, why did you suddenly say that you are going to date again?"

Gu Xiaoshan took a deep breath, knowing that no matter what he said, he would not be able to get his father's consent, so he helplessly spread his hands and said, "It seems that Master Yu didn't tell you what happened last night."

"What happened?" Master Gu asked.

"I went to see him at his house last night. I was drunk with him. What's the matter? I woke up in the daytime, naked, and I was bumped into by Master Yu. We were together with our heads held down." Gu Xiaoshan replied.

Master Gu was so frightened that he almost fell off the sofa.

Then I had to agree, and said, "Well, there's no way to do it, you can just look at it first."

Gu Xiaoshan has to be a little thankful for the scumbag "catch the yellow-footed chicken", otherwise, if he wants to let Master Gu accept the toughness, I am afraid it will be another big dragon and phoenix.

The toughness is faintly uneasy about this matter.

He had obviously been chasing Gu Xiaoshan for a long time, but now he suddenly got the permission to date, Renzi was at a loss and didn't know what to do. He was very distressed, and asked Yu Yuntao again. Yu Yuntao was annoyed and embarrassed by him, and only said, "It's not like you haven't dated before, so what's the point?"

Renzi was taken aback, and he had to say that it was true that he had never dated others, but he also felt that Gu Xiaoshan was different from others, which made him look like an inexperienced young man.

So, the tough thought for a while, and found a reason: "But it's the first time I'm dating a man."

"Uh..." Yu Yuntao seems to have to agree with this statement, "The routines of dating in the world are similar. In the early days of dating, it's shopping, watching movies, and eating." Saying this, Yu Yuntao paused, and then patted Renzi on the shoulder, Said: "You are just inexperienced! Gu Xiaoshan has a lot of experience."

After listening to the toughness, he was a little unhappy.