A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

Chapter 67

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The friend smiled and said, "Don't you have a family now? How dare I ask you to go to the wine pool and meat forest?"

"Then...then you don't need to study?" Renzi felt a headache when he mentioned reading.

"It's not a very boring kind of group of people buried in their books. They still eat, drink, talk and laugh. Otherwise, you can go to the library, so what kind of meetings are there!" My friend said again, "If you want to come here, you can Come on!" After speaking, his friend sent him a location, saying that there will be activities every Wednesday and Friday.

Renzi really doesn't want to study, but he is born to be lively and is extremely afraid of being lonely. After squatting at home for a few days, I couldn't sit still, but I promised Gu Xiaoshan to "keep my body clean", so naturally I can't go to karaoke, dance, and sensuality.

In order to show his determination, Renzi also burned the membership cards of various nightclubs, recorded a video and posted it on the SNS homepage, with the text "From today onwards, I will be a person who gets rid of vulgar interests". The comments all said, "Mr. Gu is really strict in management, look at what he has forced Mr. Ren into."

Of course, he was quickly reprimanded by his elder brother: "You prodigal son, you are not burning cards, you are burning money! If you don't need it, just return the card! If you can't refund it, transfer it out! Let dad know not to call kill you!"

The toughness was scolded, and his mood became even more depressed, and he couldn't do anything.

So, he still went to the book club.

The reading club was held in a high-end hotel, and the host rented a business conference hall, which was arranged like a French salon. A pile of macaron-colored furniture, exquisite and heavy curtains, a beautiful hostess, and guests who tasted tea and talked in twos and threes. When the tough came here, he felt that he was really out of place.

The friend was very happy to see him coming, and took him to meet the mistress. The hostess is a famous lady in the social circle, but Renzi is blind and can't pronounce her name, so he can only smile embarrassingly and wait for friends to introduce him. The hostess asked again: "What book is Mr. Yu reading recently?"

The tough man was stunned, a pile of naked magazines slid through his mind, and he couldn't say it.

Seeing Renzi's embarrassment, his friend quickly said, "He's been very busy recently, he probably doesn't have time to study, so he just came here to catch up on his homework."

The hostess also smiled and said, "Then please feel free."

There are obviously more female guests in the salon than male guests, they are all well-dressed and beautiful-faced. The tough man looked around and said, "Do women love reading so much?"

The friend said: "The daughters of rich families love to read a lot, so you can never catch up with them."

"Why do I feel that you are mocking me?" The tough frowned displeased.

"No..." My friend waved his hand, "How dare I?"

Renzi felt that he was like a yellow-feathered chicken that joined the white cranes. They were all white and elegant, but he was yellow and low. In desperation, he had no choice but to go straight to the buffet area, grabbed two pieces of bread, poured a pot of tea, and sat at the dining table to eat. He thought, it's not good to leave immediately, let's leave after eating, I'm a little hungry anyway.

When he took a bite of the bread, a burst of perfume hit him, and he found a woman sitting beside him.

He raised his head and smiled politely: "Hello?"

The woman smiled and said, "Yu Yunren, have you forgotten me?"

Renzi gave a reasonable guess: "Are you my ex-girlfriend?"

The woman snorted and said, "Shame on you? Is it a woman and both are your ex-girlfriends?"

"No, no, no," the tough explained awkwardly, "I didn't mean that..."

She said, "I'm Tan Zhugui, do you remember?"

"Well, I seem to have a little impression." I can't remember at all...

Tan Zhugui said: "I am your college classmate. I also worked in the same club..." Tan Zhugui himself was a little embarrassed.

"Oh, yes." Renzi said awkwardly, "Uh, yes, I remembered, Zhugui, sister Zhugui, hey, long time no see, I miss you so much, I miss you so much."

Hearing this sentence, Tan Zhugui was too embarrassed to find Bei, so he brushed his hair unnaturally, and said, "Well, I miss it very much too."

"Well, haha." Renzi said, "Sister Zhugui, you also like to read?"

Tan Zhugui was annoyed by "sister" and said, "I'm younger than you."

"Hmm..." Renzi rubbed his hands awkwardly and said, "Yes, sister Zhugui, sister Zhugui."

Tan Zhugui and Renzi exchanged SNS numbers out of embarrassment in an extremely embarrassing situation. Renzi also specially remarked to her, "A college classmate who used to work in a club and is younger than me. I don't like people calling her sister." ".

Tan Zhugui asked him if he wanted to go to the class reunion later, Renzi was too busy, so he thought he should go.

So, Tan Zhugui took the toughness to a KTV. When Renzi saw KTV, he waved his hand and said, "I can't go, I can't go."

Tan Zhugui was convinced: "What's wrong?"

The tough man said, "I keep myself clean."

Tan Zhugui rolled his eyes to the sky: "Are you sick? This is a mass-market KTV, and the per capita consumption is only a few dozen yuan. You want those 'unclean' and 'bad' ones!"

The tough man was relieved, and asked again: "What is a mass-market KTV?"

"There is no such thing as a 'princess'!" Tan Zhugui looked at him with contempt, "What kind of life have you been living?"

Renzi always thought that KTV was like a palace, how could there be no princess

He was so curious, he followed Tan Zhugui in, looked around, it was really "clean", and asked: "There is no princess? Then there is a younger brother? Is there a young master?"

"No!" Tan Zhugui said with a look of "regret calling you", "What young master? You are the only young master in the audience!"

The tough man asked again: "Then who will serve the wine? Who will order the songs?"

"You have hands and feet, pour your own wine, and order your own songs!" Tan Zhugui added forcefully as he pushed the door open, "Please go to a cubicle by yourself when you go to the toilet! Don't pull others! Be a "four-legged beast" here. ’It’s easy to get into trouble!”

The tough nodded: "Yes, that's for sure, I still can't do this."

Tan Zhugui looked in disbelief, for this young master who asked "Are you my ex-girlfriend?"

Renzi went in, and sure enough, he saw a group of men and women singing songs. Seeing Tan Zhugui, they all smiled and said, "You are here." Looking at Renzi, some didn't recognize them, and some recognized them, so they said, " Young master of the Yu family! It’s so rare!”

The tough man was a little embarrassed, and nodded with a smirk.

After sitting down and chatting, he realized that many of his college classmates were ordinary salarymen. These salarymen were very curious about Renzi's life, and asked him if he used gold leaf to wipe his ass.

The tough man was stunned: "Gold leaf... wipe your butt? Isn't gold leaf used to eat?"

Everyone showed the expressions of "evil rich people".

Everyone sang happily, but Renzi really didn't pour wine or order songs during the whole process. When his wine glass was empty, some classmates would refill it for him, and some classmates asked him what he wanted to sing, so they consciously helped him order. A group of male students have been flattering the young talents of Renzi, who became the CEO at a young age, and I believe that marrying Bai Fumei is also a no-brainer. The toughness is not good. As soon as I met my old classmates, I said, "Fool, Bai Fumei is a fart. I am the man who wants to marry the CEO." Then he smiled embarrassingly: "It's far away, far away." Some of the better-looking Single female students showed an attitude of flirting, and everyone knew it tacitly.

Renzi is very happy to eat, drink and drink. He also likes to catch up with old classmates. Listening to his classmates talk about the troubles of office workers, he still feels quite fresh. It's much more fun than reading a book.

Renzi thought that the beer he drank should be fine, but he didn't expect that it was "a man with a heart pretending to be an unintentional man". He drank the first few bottles and it was good. Later, Tan Zhugui poured it for him. The beer was mixed with Liquor. At that time, Renzi was drunk, he didn't pay attention, he drank his head after a few cups, and fell down.

Everyone didn't know what to do, but the toughness was brought by Tan Zhugui, so it was only natural that she would take it away.

Tan Zhugui didn't drink all the time on the grounds that he wanted to drive, so he drove away Yu Yunren directly, and everyone didn't care. After all, no one present is familiar with Renzi.

After Renzi woke up, he found himself lying on the big hotel bed, almost naked, wearing only the pink banana-patterned chimney, and covered with a thin air-conditioning quilt. Tan Zhugui was wearing a bathrobe, with his feet up and a cigarette in his mouth, sitting on the edge of the bed overlooking him.

He was scared out of his wits, yelled, and covered his body with the quilt: "Ah..." He felt a little headache again: "What happened?"

Tan Zhugui said, "What's the matter? You messed with me!"

"F-fuck..." the tough man turned pale with fright, "Impossible!"

Tan Zhugui said with a cigarette in his mouth, "Why is it impossible? If it's done, it's done!"

"I don't remember?" Renzi had a splitting headache, suddenly felt that the plot was very routine, and said with wide eyes, "You, you! You caught my yellow-footed chicken!"

What a cycle of heaven!

He shouldn't have let Gu Xiaoshan fall in love with him by catching yellow-footed chickens, something happened now!

Tan Zhugui sneered: "Oh, you talk in a different way! You are indeed the young master who only goes to places with princesses in KTV!"

"What princess, what young master?" Renzi pointed at her, "You, what do you want?"

"Don't be afraid, I won't ask you to marry me." Tan Zhugui said reassuringly, "Give me some money and I'll be a beggar. I'm sure I won't say anything about it."

Renzi was in a state of confusion. Usually, he used to take money to solve troubles, but this time, he didn't use his brain to study it. His instinct was to tell himself that he shouldn't give money.

"Why?" Renzi was also confident, "Why should I give you money! Even if my money is flushed into the toilet, I won't give it to you!"

If Yu Yuntao was present, he would definitely scold him, and if he didn't give it, he wouldn't give it, what did he do by rushing into the toilet!