A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

Chapter 93: Extra 1

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Yu Yunren has always been in good health, eating well and sleeping well, but recently, he didn't eat much at first.

Since he has been living in Yu's house recently, at first the old man thought that he was too sad to eat because of the separation from Gu Xiaoshan. The old man was even more annoyed: "That foxy Gu Xiaoshan!"

When he said this, Master Yu was sitting on the recliner, filled with righteous indignation. There was also someone lying on the recliner opposite him, not any of his sons, but Zhixuan who was silently reading the newspaper.

After ten years of getting along, Zhixuan has lived very comfortably in Yu's house, and is willing to live in Yu's house for several months a year. On the contrary, Renzi often goes to live with Gu Xiaoshan, and the old man is very lonely, so Zhixuan often comes back to live with Yu Yuntao, so as to prevent the old man from becoming an empty nester.

Master Yu thumped the chair angrily, and said, "Look at Gu Xiaoshan, a coquettish girl! He's made us so stubborn! But after being away from him for a few days, I don't think about tea or food! What is this? Daji is reincarnated!"

Zhixuan smiled and said comfortingly, "What kind of metaphor is this? They have been together for so many years, and their relationship is still so good, isn't it a good thing? I heard that you and your wife were also very affectionate back then."

Speaking of Madam, Master Yu's attitude immediately softened a lot. Ten years ago, when they talked about the former Madam, Master Yu would also be sad, but now it is much better. Maybe people will be farsighted when they are old, and they can only see Those best times in the distance.

Master Yu spat and said, "How can that foxy girl compare to my wife? You don't know how beautiful my wife is, and she has a very good personality, and there are not so many twists and turns..." Master Yu Xu Xu said Zhixuan smiled and listened to many little things about his wife. Over the years, Zhixuan has actually heard these things over and over again many times.

After talking about these old things, Master Yu's interest in recalling the old things began to fade, and there was a long silence.

The sun shines in and shines on Master Yu's hair, revealing light. It is often said that widowers always have a lot of gray hair.

Zhixuan left the teahouse quietly, walked to Yu Yunren's room, and knocked on the door. Yu Yunren opened the door and saw Zhixuan, he was still sleepy: "Ah Xuan? What's the matter?"

Zhixuan smiled and said, "Why are you so depressed? You don't eat much. Your father is very worried."

Renzi curled his lips and said, "It's nothing, I just don't want to eat."

Zhixuan walked into Renzi's room and said, "Are you still hiding it from me? What's going on?"

Renzi lay back on the bed, lifeless, drying like a salted fish.

"Hey, let me say," Zhixuan looked up and down the listless and weak Renzi, "Are you trying to lose weight?"

Renzi, who was still like salted fish drying in the sun, suddenly stood up like a carp, and stared at Zhixuan: "You... why do you say that?"

Zhixuan gave a "tsk" sound: "Really? No matter how old you are, you still lose weight like a little girl!"

"How old am I!" Renzi is no longer the young man he was ten years ago. He began to avoid the topic of age, and immediately counterattacked, "How much older are you than me, and you still call me older!"

Zhixuan didn't take it seriously: "We are not young anymore, we are all at the age of wearing long johns, and you just learned how to lose weight like a little girl? You are the one with the problem, right?"

"But I..." Renzi touched his lower abdomen and complained aggrievedly, "But I, I'm fat!"

"How much fatter?" Zhixuan stretched out his hand to touch Renzi's belly, "Your belly is almost sunken, are you still fat?"

"That's hungry!" Renzi was hungry, with a disheveled face, "I don't know if I can last until that day."

"Which day?" Zhixuan stared at him and said with a smile, "The day of the wedding?"

The tough man was a little shy, and said, "I'm afraid the clothes won't look good!"

"Oh my god." Zhixuan pointed to the dress hanging on the bedside, and said, "You're not wearing a wedding dress! This dress is a suit! You can't even show your belly!"

The tough man shook his head: "The whole outfit is not obvious, but if you take off the coat, you can still see that the stomach is a little protruding..." The tough man stroked his lower abdomen uneasily: "Is it because I am middle-aged and fat? ?”

"When you get married, it's a good thing for the bride to have a slightly protruding belly." Zhixuan teased, "Happiness comes with happiness. You Xiaoshan brother will definitely like it!"

The tough man was teased, and he was even more unhappy. He just said: "I share my troubles with you, and you still laugh at me? You keep the best figure!"

Zhixuan shook his head: "It's not me. Both your brother and brother Xiaoshan are in good shape. Your father is also good. It should be said that your figure is about to lose shape."

"I'm not out of shape!" the tough boy protested, "it's just that there is a little more meat here!"

"That's because you don't like sports." In fact, Zhixuan himself doesn't like sports, and he was forced out by Yu Yuntao. Since the formal relationship, he was forced by Yu Yuntao to go to the gym every day, and he has developed a habit over time. What's more, Zhixuan doesn't like to eat Hesse like Renzi does. He eats nutritious meals cooked by Yu Yuntao, so he maintains a good figure.

Gu Xiaoshan is self-disciplined in life, which is similar to Yu Yuntao in that he usually exercises and pays attention to diet. But he never took the toughness to the gym so forcefully, encouraged the toughness to sleep as long as he liked, and took the toughness to eat delicious food everywhere.

Zhixuan said: "Gu Xiaoshan treats you like a pig!"

A few days ago, Yu Yunren and Gu Xiaoshan were discussing what to wear to get married, but it was difficult for them to reach a consensus. Finally, under Zhixuan's suggestion, the two decided to give up those luxuries and planned to wear back to their high school graduation gowns.

A few days ago, Yu Yunren took out his old suit, only to find that his waistline had grown a lot, and his lower abdomen was slightly convex, which was visible to the naked eye. Only then did he seriously examine himself in front of the mirror, and then thought of Gu Xiaoshan's abdominal muscles, thinking how unbearable he was in Gu Xiaoshan's eyes!

Yu Yunren made up his mind to lose weight.

Zhixuan comforted Renzi and said, "Actually, you have a very good figure. Who doesn't have a little belly? You were too thin when you were young. If you are afraid of showing your belly, how about I ask a tailor to fix it for you?"

The tough man shook his head: "No way! Husband doesn't need to fix it, why should I fix it?"

"If you want to exercise like him, then of course you don't need to practice!"

"It's not fair!" A man as big as Renzi also became angry.

Zhixuan still retorted coldly: "He is so self-disciplined, but if you mess around like this, if the results are the same, that would be unfair!"

The tough man lay back on the bed again: "I want to lose weight."

"You want to eat." Zhixuan retorted.

The toughness stuck his neck: "I don't!"

"If you faint at the wedding, don't blame me for taking pictures and sending them to Moments."

Zhixuan always knows how to persuade Yu Yunren.

Renzi finally agreed to eat more, and Zhixuan invited a nutritionist to customize a nutritional menu for him, so as not to make him faint from hunger.

But even the recipes designed by nutritionists are still not tasty, and you will be hungry soon after eating. Renzi was originally a big foodie, but now he eats salad every day, and his face looks like salad.

Zhixuan pushed the toughness to the mirror again, and said, "Do you think your face is not more lethal than the little belly?"

Renzi gritted his teeth: "Isn't it enough to get some foundation and blush?"

Zhixuan was surprised: "You also know foundation and blush?"

"Don't underestimate me," the tough man said through gritted teeth, "I've been gay for ten years!"

Zhixuan still encourages the toughness to do some exercise, so that the complexion will look better, and the blush is easy to fall off.

Renzi followed Zhixuan and Yu Yuntao to run every morning. Yu Yuntao put his arms around Zhixuan, and said with disgust, "Why did he follow here?"

Zhixuan said in a low voice, "Runzi wants to lose weight."

Yu Yuntao looked at Renzi's match-like feet under his loose sweatpants, and frowned: "It's nothing to do!"

However, Zhixuan said: "It's not bad to exercise more. The life he used to eat and lie down should have been changed long ago. But I don't have the nerve to talk about him."

"Why are you embarrassed?" Yu Yuntao smiled, "You are his sister-in-law."

Seeing Renzi present, Zhixuan was really embarrassed to kick Yu Yuntao's face, so he endured it.

Renzi looked at his elder brother and Zhixuan Qingqing from behind, feeling quite lonely in his heart, and missed Gu Xiaoshan again, so he held the phone. In recent days, they have followed "tradition" and have not seen each other. In fact, this "tradition" was proposed by the two old men, and Renzi immediately agreed, because this is a good time for Renzi to lose weight quietly.

For fear of revealing his secrets, he didn't make a video call with Gu Xiaoshan, but just made phone calls and sent messages. With such a busy schedule like Gu Xiaoshan, there is not much time to chat with him. The tough guy really misses him a little bit.

Miss him, but dare not see him...

What can we do at this time

To spy on him, of course!