After three times, Ling Xiaolu regretted it.
"Let's be here today, it's getting late."
Ji Meng was reluctant to forgive: "You said it, you can still brush it ten times."
"Aren't I worried that you are tired? Besides, I'm sorry for taking so much time from you."
Ji Meng snorted coldly and ignored it.
"You said that you took me to swipe the book to compensate me, and now it's enough. If you continue to swipe, I should owe you. Or four times... five times?"
Ling Xiaolu bargained carefully until Ji Meng called in and rescued him. It was only at this time that Ling Xiaolu realized that he could still answer the phone in the game.
"I have something to go out for a trip. I can't continue to brush. You are unlucky."
"It's good luck!"
Ji Meng: Huh
"... bad luck, bad luck, bad luck for eighteen lifetimes."
How can this man do this! If you want him to be lucky, you will be lucky, if you want him to be unlucky, you will be unlucky!
"Should you take me before leaving..."
Ling Xiaolu pointed to the ground under his feet and hinted wildly, and Ji Meng remembered that he couldn't go back.
"Didn't you do the task of teleporting the crystal?"
"I'm such a lucky little boy, you were caught by you as soon as I went online to brush up the dungeon. How can I have time to do the task." Ling Xiaolu was sarcastic, Ji Meng pretended not to understand.
Ji Meng's mount came to pick them up, and it was the fat dragon that was on fire before.
"I found out, don't you have a land mount?"
"Stop talking nonsense," Ji Meng hugged him up, "Hold tight."
The flying dragon doesn't fly, so Ling Xiaolu is naturally not afraid, and his hands are loose and slack when he puts it on Ji Meng's waist, even if he is holding it.
Ji Meng was still waiting for him, Ling Xiaolu didn't see any movement for a long time, and urged strangely, "Go?"
"..." Ji Meng glanced down in dissatisfaction, thinking that this person is not even dedicated to being a passenger.
The flying dragon carried the two of them all the way to the nearest village, which caused another earthquake.
Ji Meng put people down and was worried: "Do you have a place to live?"
"Are you seriously addicted to the Internet? No place to live, won't I go offline and hug my dear to sleep?"
"Your dear?" There is no age in the game, but Ji Meng doesn't quite believe that he is married.
"Why, can't a boy hug a bear when he sleeps?"
Knowing that his "darling" was a doll, Ji Meng showed a look of contempt.
"If you don't want to go offline, you can live in my house."
"I don't want to go to Dongye."
Ji Meng & Ling Xiaolu:…
There was an eerie moment of silence between the conversations.
"Mengxin knows it again." Ji Meng said quietly.
Ling Xiaolu knew that he had missed his mouth, so he could only bite the bullet and say nonsense: "Is this a secret? I'm afraid everyone in the entire server knows it. Just take a look at the World Channel and see it and blame me?"
Ji Meng gave him a warning look, "You'd better not hide anything from me", Ling Xiaolu looked away with a guilty conscience.
"Luby." He called his name, forcing his attention back.
Ling Xiaolu looked at him and raised his thumb to him with a thumbs up gesture.
Ling Xiaolu didn't understand what he meant, so he didn't respond.
Ji Meng impatiently sent his hand forward again.
Could this be some kind of goodbye gesture popular in games? Compliment each other
Ling Xiaolu hesitated, imitating Ji Meng's appearance and giving a thumbs up: "...Awesome?"
Ji Meng's forehead blue veins jumped, he took a step forward, roughly pulled Ling Xiaolu's wrist, and pressed him and his thumb together.
[System] You and Ji Mengjia are friends.
"Learn something useful, don't read gossip all day!" Ji Meng said fiercely.
Ling Xiaolu could only laugh dryly: "Hehe, hehe..."
Ji Meng showed his giant sword and thrust it hard on the ground. A gap opened in the ground, and the golden light emerging from the ground enveloped his body, and the flowing light and shadow made the knife-like facial contours more three-dimensional.
Ling Xiaolu once again decided in his heart that it was worth spending money on plastic surgery in this game.
Before Ji Meng had completely disappeared, Ling Xiaolu calmly flicked his finger, found the new and only friend's name in the pop-up friend interface, and quietly moved his index finger over.
"Don't delete it!"
Ling Xiaolu quickly put another index finger together to make an X, and the interface was turned off.
"I didn't plan to delete it, I just took a look."
At the same time, I complained that the offline reading time was too long.
"If you dare to delete it, you will die!"
Ji Meng uttered his last harsh words and finally disappeared.
"Ah—" Ling Xiaolu breathed a long sigh, "I've finally left."
Almost at the same time as him, there was another release of relief, "Huh-I can finally speak."
"Are you still there?" Ling Xiaolu looked at Ling Long angrily, "I thought you were pretending to be dead and running away."
"Don't insult the professional ethics of a conscientious GM. I held my breath and didn't dare to speak up. It's already very difficult to maintain the actions prescribed by the system."
"That's really hard work for you." Ling Xiaoluo praised expressionlessly.
"But it's a good thing that you don't wear a gang. It means that the colleagues in the technical department have successfully disguised you."
"Why don't you say that I am good at acting?" Ling Xiaolu refused to accept it. "But then again, is your prince so busy? Do nothing all afternoon, forcibly bring the trumpet you just met to copy?"
"To be honest, this is also the first time I have had close contact with Ji Meng. According to our boss, I have met twice at the annual meeting..."
Ling Xiaolu waved his hand: "Just treat him as a good deed in the day, anyway, I also picked up a lot of things."
He found a nearby NPC receiving groceries through auto-navigation and opened his luggage.
After a few seconds of silence, Ling Xiaolu's screams resounded over the village:
"Ah!!! Where's my bag??!"
The screams startled the crow, and the crow fluttered its wings and flew away while calling a fool.
Ling Xiaolu crouched under the eaves with a gloomy face, with dark clouds over his head.
Ling Long smiled carefully and said, "Luggage sharing is an online function, if the other party is offline, the luggage will also be offline.
"But it doesn't matter, as long as Ji Meng doesn't cancel the authorization, when he goes online again, the shared luggage will automatically appear."
Ling Xiaolu gritted his teeth: "That was my whole afternoon, three full dungeons. I tried hard, endured humiliation, and picked it up one by one. It was all my hard work!"
"Yes." Ling Long agreed.
"He made an appointment in a dignified manner, and when he met such a cute newcomer as me, he could actually do such a maddening thing as escaping privately with money??"
Ling Long: "... People, maybe, they just forgot."
Ling Xiaolu consciously started this morning, his life has been written into a movie, and there are many barrages but only one word - miserable capitalization.
He called out his personal homepage indignantly, trying to add an indescribable amount to Ji Meng's crimes.
However, as soon as the page was opened, he was overwhelmed by a large number of message reminders.
His last post was forwarded by hundreds of thousands without his knowledge.
Even the completely meaningless screenshot he posted to complete the mission had nearly five-digit retweets and comments.
Ling Xiaolu was stunned for a moment, then clicked on one of them.
The first place in the hot comment: What is your relationship with the male god of Liqiu? ! ! [Screenshot of Li Zheng hugging him on the stone pillar]
The second place in the hot comment: What is the relationship between you and Ji Meng's husband? ! ! [Screenshot of him holding Ji Meng on the dragon's back]
The third place in the hot review: Who are you? ? !
Ling Xiaolu thought that it was okay, at least I could answer one of them.
… No, where did you guys come from? !
He flipped through the news history and found that since his post was forwarded by a big V with five million fans named Shen Quan Shou, the situation had developed in an uncontrollable direction.
This is too insulting to IQ, Ling Xiaolu thought, there are only more than one million players in this game!
Under the spread of Shen Qinshou, online players flocked to Ling Xiaolu's homepage in large numbers, leaving behind various "di-XX cards".
This includes Li Zheng fans, Ji Meng fans, Dou Kou fans, people who eat melons who don't know the truth... Everyone wants to know who is the legendary person who let Ji Meng get rid of Dou Kou and duel with Li Zheng. .
"What should I do?" he asked Ling Long.
Ling Long visited his homepage, and after pondering, he said, "...How about we make money by live streaming, bro?"
Ling Xiaolu stared at him for at least ten seconds, then smiled evilly.
Five minutes later, a passing player accidentally glanced in this direction and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Ah! You are here!"
Ling Xiaolu reflexively denied: "I'm not here!"
The man was said to be stunned, and looked up and down several times to confirm that what he saw was not a hallucination: "You are obviously there!"
Ling Xiaolu covered her eyes in depression, unfortunately contracted mental retardation, how to treat
"Don't go!" He pinched his earlobe, "I found someone with Crown Prince Ji! Quickly call the patriarch over here!"
"Patriarch? Who is that?"
When the other party heard the question, it was incredible: "I'm from the Dou Niwan family, do you know who the patriarch of Dou Niwan is?"
Ling Xiaolu saw the family and family crest above his head, and he always felt as if he had seen the same style somewhere.
Seeing Ling Xiaolu's dazed face, the man was even more surprised: "You played games on your first day?"
"Yes."
"..." The opposite side was obviously choked again, "Wait! Our patriarch will be here soon!"
The appointment delivery was really fast. Although Ling Xiaolu was reluctant to admit it, it was indeed someone he had met.
Dou Kou didn't come alone, he also brought a dozen valet, in order to prevent the situation of being surrounded and unable to move again this morning.
The followers skillfully emptied the vicinity so that no more boring people would post Dou Kou's whereabouts.
Only Ling Xiaolu was left, and in the tight circle of iron barrels, he shivered in the face of Jin Ming.
"Patriarch, is he right?" said the attendant who first discovered Ling Xiaolu, "but I suspect that this person is not very smart."
Ling Xiaolu:
Dou Kou also asked, "How do you say that?"
"I said he was here, he said he wasn't, but he was there! Also, when I found him, he was rolling up his sleeves and beating up his little pet! He was beating and saying, 'Who is Your brother? Who is your brother?'"
Ling Xiaolu: …
Linglong: …
The attendant described and imitated at the same time, imitating it vividly, but Dou Kou didn't take his words to heart.
He looked at Ling Xiaolu from head to toe, and the equipment was changed. When he saw it during the day, he was not wearing this set.
"Children, what about Jimeng people?"
"going offline."
He was already better, but when he heard the name, he became angry again and complained bitterly about Ji Meng's evil deeds.
"He took my money and went offline!"
Dou Kou: …
He glanced at the person who just said Ling Xiaolu had a bad mind, thinking that he was right.
"Then when will he be online?" Facing the patient, Dou Kou's tone softened a little.
"I don't know, I don't know him well."
"He lied to you, the patriarch! Look!" The attendant turned on the screen, "The distance for taking pictures is so close! Prince Ji even brought him a copy!"
Dou Kou pinched a corner of the light screen, his hand shook quickly, and a card appeared between his two fingers.
Ling Xiaolu was dumbfounded: Master of magic, wow
Dou Kou flew the card into Ling Xiaolu's arms, Ling Xiaolu turned it over and saw that it was the emoji that he had in He Jimeng.
"Why did you print it on the spot?" Ling Xiaolu was about to kneel for Xinshan Technology.
"I advise you to tell the truth," Dou Kou waved his hand, motioning for his attendant to turn off the screen, "Ji Meng also owes me something."
"What does he owe you?"
"A duel."
"Oh..." Ling Xiaolu remembered, "I owe you one million, but I don't think you should count on this money."
"why?"
"Think about it, he even hacked my money, and the three full dungeons add up to at least three thousand..."
When talking about the sadness, he used the pet to blow his breath again and poked people in the stomach. Xiao Fenglong couldn't bear the harassment and flew into the air.
Dou Kou listened to his nonsense for a while, and gradually owed money patiently.
"I'm not looking for him because of the money."
"Oh."
"I don't care about this money."
"Oh."
Dou Kou still wanted to speak, but it seemed that no matter what he said, he would be perfunctory by Ling Xiaolu with an "oh".
"Do you think I'm bragging?"
"Oh... No, you are someone who can afford a reward of five million!"
Ling Xiaolu was sincere flattery, and in Dou Kou's ears, it was a naked mockery.
After all, Ji Meng's 5 million reward was openly doubled and provoked today, and that was the reason for the duel that failed.
"Do you really think I can't beat his bounty? As long as I want, I can buy Xinshan."
"It's crazy, there are mines in the house?"
"how do you know?"
Ling Xiaolu: …
He silently made a note on his game notes: If you usually talk to people, don't casually say it to the people in this game!
Dou Kou raised his chin slightly: "I have minerals on eleven planets. The materials used by Xinshan to make collars and rings are all provided by my company. Have you heard of Dou Dafu chain store? That's my group industry. "
"...It turned out to be a colleague, it's a pleasure to meet."
Dou Kou became interested: "Your family is also in the jewelry business?"
"There is a big tofu chain store at the intersection of my home, where I worked during the holidays." Ling Xiaolu said sincerely.
"Pfft—" The attendant beside Dou Kou couldn't hold back, and sprayed it out. Dou Kou glared at him fiercely, and swallowed his laughter abruptly.
Dou Kou was no longer polite to him: "Little boy, you just played it a while ago. Do you know what the two most interesting points of this game are?"
"Uh, pets and... PK system?"
"..." What a mess, Dou Kou almost cursed, "Let me tell you: First, death in the game is fake, but fear is real;
"Second, if you die, you can be resurrected. If you are resurrected, you can die again. There is no limit to the number of times. Do you think it is interesting?"
Ling Xiaolu suddenly realized: "You want me to show you a repeated death!"
Without waiting for Dou Kou to admit or deny it, Ling Xiaolu hurriedly said, "But you made an appointment and threatened me like this. Don't you think the big bully is bullying the young?"
"Bullying the small with the big?" Dou Kou looked left and right, they were all his own, "Who knows?"
Ling Xiaolu raised three fingers, and his voice was clear and bright: "You can't talk nonsense, raise your head three feet and there are gods!"
Dou Kou deliberately raised his head to look east and west again: "But how can I... only see your four-legged snake?"
Dou Kou watched, the smile on his face gradually disappeared, and some small black spots appeared on the horizon in the distance, and they tended to gather more and more.
"Patriarch, no, it's not good," the attendant's voice also changed, "It seems that many people are flying in this direction."
Dou Kou was anxious: "Why, how did you leak the news?"
"It seems to be this person!" The follower urgently checked the World Channel and pointed at Ling Xiaolu, "This person has started a live broadcast!"
"He, when did you...?!" Dou Kou suddenly raised his head and glared at Ling Long, and said, "It's it!"
"Ah," Ling Xiaolu looked innocent, "it seems that I accidentally bumped into something when I poked my four-legged snake just now."
The followers are very anxious, and there are too many people coming, and they can't stop them.
"Patriarch, let's go! If you don't go, you won't be able to leave!"
Dou Kou pointed in front of him: "Bring this kid together..."
He stopped halfway through, but saw that the place where his finger was empty was empty, and just as he raised his head, Ling Xiaoluren disappeared.
"In the tree!" the valet shouted.
Dou Kou looked at the tree next to him, Ling Xiaolu was standing among the branches, looking down at him with a condescending smile.
Ling Xiaolu's crisp voice resounded inexplicably in Dou Kou's ear--you can't talk nonsense, there is a god when you raise your head three feet!
"Hee hee." Ling Xiaolu showed a few little white teeth and turned back beautifully, "I'll go!"
Players poured in enthusiastically from all directions: "Dad! Dad! I heard that there are mines in our house, is that true?!"
Dou Kou widened his eyes: "Don't, don't come here!"
He instructed his followers in a panic: "Stop them!"
The dozen or so followers at first tried to resist in the face of the swarming crowd, but they were quickly shocked by the growing momentum and doubted their life.
"Clan, patriarch," the attendants turned their heads stiffly, "why, let's give everyone a share of the mine..."
When Dou Kou's message read 90%, he was furious when he heard the words: "Fuck it up!"
He stamped his feet excitedly, and the reading was interrupted.
Dou Kou: …
Half an hour later, Dou Kou and his followers finally tried their best to get out of the crowd and escaped to the most remote wild resting place.
The top ten families in the game, the main members of Dou Niwan, are now shaggy and unarmored.
Among them, the patriarch was the most embarrassed. I don't know how many feet were stepped on in the chaos. The durability of the high-level boots worth a thousand gold was stepped on to 0.
"There's a bird on the patriarch's head." Follower A and follower B whispered.
"Shh!" Follower B hurriedly pushed him to shut up.
Dou Kou was tricked by a rookie, and was furious.
"Doesn't he believe that Lao Tzu is rich?" Dou Kou smeared his hair, which was comparable to a bird's nest. "I returned this million to Ji Meng, and I will use it as a reward for his children."
"One, a million at a time?" the follower stammered.
"One hundred thousand. A reward ten times." Dou Kou said through gritted teeth, "This time, I will let him perform a real repeated death!"