Ji Meng froze: "What do you want to eat?"
"That's it! You know!" Ling Xiaolu licked his upper and lower lips with the tip of his tongue after speaking, looking impatient.
Ji Meng was staring at him with hungry eyes, and his mood was complicated.
Ling Xiaolu shook him: "Is it possible, where are you hiding, take it out!"
He said and touched Ji Meng's waist, but because his vision was not clear, he always touched it in the wrong direction.
Ji Meng's expression became more and more speechless.
Seeing that he was motionless, Ling Xiaolu thought that Ji Meng was going to talk again.
"Didn't you promise to give me something delicious? Could it be that you have already eaten it for Lei Lulu?"
Lei Lulu, who was playing not far away, keenly caught the words "Lei Lulu" and "eat", and rushed to the door with a bang, clinging to the door, sticking out a round head.
Ji Meng shuddered and woke up: "What are you talking about?"
"That's it!" Ling Xiaolu gestured with both hands in the air, and said with a big tongue, "When you negotiated with my master and the duck dove that day, you took out that very fragrant ball!"
Ji Meng: "..."
Ling Xiaolu decided that Ji Meng didn't want to give him food, so he started to do it himself.
"You don't give it to me, I'll find it myself."
He was fumbling around Ji Meng's waist, but he couldn't open his luggage.
Ji Meng felt furious when he touched him, and clenched his wrist fiercely: "How can you touch me to open it!"
Ling Xiaolu suddenly realized: "Oh! That's right!"
He turned his hand and patted his waist. He had Ji Meng's luggage to share, and Ji Meng's bag was his bag.
"Where is it?" he muttered, seeing that everything was made of flowers, "Your bag is messy."
"That's a lot! It's not messy! Forget it, I'll get it for you!"
"No!" Ling Xiaolu became stubborn, "I want to find it myself!"
He put his hand in and rummaged, not knowing what he grabbed and pulled out: "Is it this?"
Ji Meng looked bad: "Don't touch that!"
"That's it! I smell the fragrance!" Ling Xiaolu was very determined.
"Don't move!" Ji Meng went to grab it, Ling Xiaolu stepped back, the small paper bag in his hand was scattered, and the ecstasy inside scattered all over the sky.
"Cough, cough... I tell you to stay still!" Ji Meng fanned the yellow powder in front of him, "Lei Lulu! Take it!"
Lei Lulu disappeared with a bang.
Lei Lulu was put away, but Ling Xiaolu couldn't put it away, so he took a deep breath in intoxication.
"It smells so good, it smells so good."
The ecstasy particles scrambled to invade his airways, working under the power of the collar.
Ling Xiaolu, whose cheeks were flushed from drunkenness, was as red as a ripe apple, and his limp body fell to Ji Meng.
Ji Meng panicked: "You, don't make trouble! What are you doing!"
"Husband~" Ling Xiaolu's voice when he acted like a spoiled child made people's bones fall.
How could Ji Meng stand up to this, especially Ling Xiaolu rubbed him on top of the fire, directly setting people on fire.
"I'm so hot..."
"You calm me down!"
Ji Meng was in a hurry to restrain people. It wasn't because Liu Xiahui was sitting in a chaotic manner, but because there were strict rules in the game. As long as the parties were not allowed to be in a sober state, those who "take advantage of people's danger" would receive a lightning strike title package service. If Ling Xiaolu continued like this, the Jimeng would really be gone!
At this time, Ling Xiaolu didn't know what calm was, so he put his hands on Ji Meng, his legs wrapped around each other like octopuses. He has practiced dancing for many years, and his body is unbelievably soft, and he can handle any tricky poses with ease. This may be a good thing in normal times, but now it is a fatal temptation for Ji Meng.
"Quickly get me offline!" Ji Meng violently shook Ling Xiaolu's shoulder.
"I don't want it~" Ling Xiaolu refused and said, "I want it~"
"You want my life!"
Ji Meng's teeth itch with hatred, Ling Xiaolu pounced on him again, and Ji Meng released the immobilization spell at the last minute.
Ling Xiaolu finally stood still, and Ji Meng breathed a sigh of relief.
He pressed the person down to lie down, Ling Xiaolu's body was loosened a little, and he was able to speak.
"Why can't I move?"
"You're tied up!" Ji Meng said fiercely.
"I-I didn't see the rope."
"invisible!"
Ling Xiaolu really believed: "Oh."
Ji Meng looked at the time. The ecstasy lasted for about five minutes. After this period of time, he would be liberated. In the future, Ling Xiaolu should not be allowed to drink again!
Ling Xiaolu couldn't move his body, his mouth was not honest, and he muttered nonsense.
Ji Meng couldn't understand most of the content, and occasionally understanding a sentence or two would make him mad.
"Are you okay, my friend?"
"shut up!"
…
When the effect of the medicine finally passed, Ling Xiaolu finally fell asleep, Ji Meng collapsed, as if he had fought a tough battle.
The next morning, Ling Xiaolu rubbed his eyes and woke up from his sleep.
The environment is very familiar, and the people lying face to face with him are also very familiar, but he can't remember how he came here.
"Awake?" The person in front of him asked with a cold face. Ling Xiaolu fell asleep after he was teased, but he was teased to wake up in the middle of the night.
Ling Xiaolu scratched his hair: "Am I drunk again?"
"What do you say?"
He covered his head: "It doesn't hurt."
"It's hard to say after going offline." Ji Mengliang said.
"How did I get back, how come I have no impression at all?"
"I also want to know if your alcohol consumption is calculated by the drop, how could it be possible to drink so little that it will break?" It is rare in this world.
"I didn't embarrass myself in front of my classmates, did I?"
"That's not true. After I found out that you were drunk, I took you away in advance."
Ling Xiaolu breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."
Ji Meng got up from the bed: "Are you thirsty? I'll get you water."
Ling Xiaolu was really thirsty, maybe because he ate too much dessert the night before, and even the fruit wine he drank was sweet and greasy.
Taking the water glass that Ji Meng handed over, he didn't think too much, so he raised his head and drank it.
"There is still boiled water in the game."
"Specially prepared for you."
Ling Xiaolu:
"Your mother told you to drink more hot water."
Ling Xiaolu: ? ?
"Who?"
"your mom."
Ling Xiaolu's eyes widened, his eyes straightened.
"How do you know that my mother told me to drink more hot water?"
"She told me herself."
"How did she know you?"
"You introduced it to her yourself." Ji Meng could finally avenge his revenge last night and appreciate his reaction as if he were watching a good show.
Ling Xiaolu borrowed water to cover up his confusion, only to find that the cup was empty.
He blinked: "How did I introduce you?"
"Mom, this is my boyfriend, isn't he handsome?" Ji Meng repeated word for word, "It stutters a little more than this, after all, you are drunk."
Ling Xiaolu: "…"
He couldn't believe it was his own words.
"Where's my dad? Does my dad know that too?"
"The relationship between the uncle and aunt looks good."
Ling Xiaolu covered his face, unable to believe what he had done after drinking.
His family is a democratic family. To be precise, the working characteristics of his parents cause them to spend at least two-thirds of their time on the boat every year. Even if they want to discipline Ling Xiaolu, they can't do much, so they simply give him freedom and let him grow up savagely. .
Ling Xiaolu has a very good relationship with his parents. Even if we haven't seen each other for a long time, he is not unfamiliar. He takes the initiative to talk to them about anything.
Although he knows that his parents will not dictate his love life, but when a child always wants to keep a little space for himself, at least he will not introduce the other half to his parents as soon as he starts dating.
Ling Xiaolu called up his mobile phone interface in the game, and sure enough there was a message from his mother.
Mom: Drink more hot water. Don't drink too much alcohol, drink indiscriminately.
Mom: PS: The child looks good, talk less and be honest. I know you have a lot of competition pressure, don't be discouraged, come on son!
Ling Xiaolu: …
He wanted to tell his mother that if the relationship was in place, even drinking hot water would be chaotic.
Ji Meng guessed that nine times out of ten, he was reading the messages sent by his family.
"Aunt's text message?"
"My mother told me to drink more hot water and said that I was under a lot of competition pressure? What does she mean?"
Ji masked expressionlessly: "You said yesterday that there are millions of people lining up to call my husband, maybe Auntie took it seriously."
Ling Xiaolu: "..."
His eyebrows twisted into a tangled look is pitiful and funny. Ji Meng couldn't help but want to laugh, but he couldn't reveal his pride.
Ling Xiaolu struggled for a while, then bowed his head woodenly: "Okay, at least you don't have to be ashamed to go outside."
It's all from his own family. It's a big deal. He has laughed at him for more than a few years. He knows a lot about him. The stupid things he did when he was a child are still talked about to this day.
"By the way," Ling Xiaolu looked up at him cautiously: "I'll introduce you to my parents, don't you mind?"
Ji Meng gave him a white look: "What do I mind?"
But it would be even better if he could be mentally prepared in advance.
"It was originally just a matter between two people. It would be very complicated to let the parents know. You should always be concerned about everything. If you are not together in the future, you will worry about how to explain it."
Ji Meng's face darkened immediately: "What do you mean if you are not together?"
"What if you dump me?"
"How can there be so many emergencies?" Ji Meng choked.
"Just say it."
"You can't talk! If you talk nonsense again, I will post your video on the Internet."
Ling Xiaolu wondered again: "What video?"
Ji Meng silently dragged the holographic screen out. He imported the video data into the game last night so that Ling Xiaolu could appreciate his heroic appearance as soon as he woke up.
Ling Xiaolu was shocked by himself dancing ballet on the street in the video, and even saw a little drunken fist in the ballet steps, almost smoked, and ascended to the sky on the spot.
He has always been brooding about the fact that he wanted to learn hip-hop, but was sent to the ballet class by his parents. talent".
Unexpectedly, a drunk, not only the bottoms are lifted, but also ironclad.
"You dare to send it out," Ling Xiaolu threatened him, "if you dare to send it out, I will…"
"What are you?"
Ling Xiaolu was stubborn for a long time, but suddenly softened: "Husband~"
He rushed over to curry favor with Ji Meng: "If you delete it, delete it, I'll slap you on the shoulders."
Ji Meng was unmoved on the surface, but his heart was dark.
"When you ask me for something, call me husband, and call me friend when I have nothing to do."
"Hey, the whole world calls you husband, it's nothing new, it doesn't show my special status."
"So what's new?"
Ling Xiaolu stopped the small fist that was beating his shoulders, and thought about it seriously: "Wife!"
Ji Meng was so angry that he pushed the person onto the bed.
"What are you doing," Ling Xiaolu was overjoyed, "Is this nothing new? I'm the only one in the world calling you that, how highly recognizable."
Ji Meng saw that he didn't need to clean up, so he held him down and tickled frantically: "Do you say it again?"
Ling Xiaolu laughed bitterly, unable to say a word.
The two of them made trouble for a long time, stopped panting, and tacitly used the 30-second intermission to adjust their breathing.
Ling Xiaolu slowly calmed down, looked at Ji Meng's face intently, and said very seriously:
"My wife I love you."
He thought he would be beaten again, but Ji Meng, who was sitting on top of him, suddenly leaned down and exchanged a long and lingering kiss with him.
Ling Xiaolu closed his eyes to meet him, and the breaths of the two were intertwined, from calm to warm.
Room temperature surged.
Ling Xiaolu unconsciously opened his eyes during the ventilation, realizing that a red virtual button he had never seen before appeared in the upper right corner.
His attention was diverted, and he glanced in the direction of the button from time to time as he kissed.
He didn't know what it was, and curiosity flooded his brain.
Ji Meng let go of his red and swollen lips, and had a tendency to explore further.
Ling Xiaolu finally couldn't help it, he quietly stretched out his hand, and pressed the aiming button.
"what!"
There was only a sound of thunder, followed by a scream, and the person on him rolled out of the bed, knelt on the ground, and curled up into a ball.
Ling Xiaolu sat up in fright, and before he could ask what happened to Ji Meng, two GMs in game security uniforms appeared in the room out of thin air.
"Hello, did you just call the police?"
"Report, call the police?" Ling Xiaolu was dumbfounded.
"If someone in the game wants to plot against you, an alarm button will automatically appear on the virtual interface. Did you just press the alarm button?"
Ling Xiaolu awkwardly glanced at the bedside, Ji Meng fell to the ground and raised his head to look at him with grief and indignation, covering his lower body with both hands.
This look looked funny and pitiful, Ling Xiaolu hurriedly got out of bed to help him, wanted to laugh and felt distressed.
"Sorry, I didn't know there was such a considerate feature in the game, so I just tried pressing it."
"Really?" The two dedicated GMs were particularly responsible. "If this player has acted indecently on you, we will ban his game account."
"Of course not," Ling Xiaolu hurriedly denied, helping Ji Meng, who was struck by lightning, from the ground, explaining, "He is my boyfriend."
Ji Meng turned his head hard, not wanting to be seen by the GM.
Ling Xiaolu laughed. This move was like stealing a bell. Xinshan probably had few GMs who didn't know who was here.
The two GMs who have received professional training and will not laugh no matter how funny things they encounter hold back their laughter:
"Then don't disturb the two players. If you have other needs, please call us at any time."
"Even if your hands are under control, you can still call the police, just stare at the button and recite the three-tone alarm password silently."
"No need, no need." Ling Xiaolu shook his head repeatedly.
"Have a nice game."
The GMs came and went quickly, and they disappeared in an instant.
Ji Meng's pain has not yet subsided, so he lay on the bed in a fit of anger, leaving only a back view for Ling Xiaolu.
Ling Xiaolu flattered and apologized behind his back, rubbing his shoulders and beating his back.
"I don't know what that is, I just want to try it."
Ji Meng froze in the neck, ignoring people. When I teased Ling Xiaolu just now, I still pretended to be angry, but now I am really angry!
He has found out that with this person, maybe he will be a virgin all his life!
"Am I wrong? Is it broken? Show me, or I'll rub it for you, so I won't be able to use it in the future."
Ji Meng's male self-esteem took a hit, and he grabbed Ling Xiaolu's hand that was stretched out in front of him to stop him from messing around.
"Don't make trouble."
Let Ling Xiaolu check if his lower body is injured, will he still be a human being in the future
"Then you're not angry anymore?"
Ji Meng didn't let go, don't start: "I'm very angry!"
When any man is excited, the key part is struck by lightning, can he bear it? The majestic wind has been split!
Ling Xiaolu held back a smile: "It just happened to test the security of your game that you did a good job, which is worthy of praise."
"Humph!" Ji Meng was determined not to be moved by his rhetoric.
"Then tell me how you can calm down," Ling Xiaolu pushed his body to dangle, "you say, I promise you."
Ji Meng let him shake.
"friend."
"… "
"husband."
"… "
"Dad Ji."
Seeing that Ling Xiaolu was screaming more and more outrageous, Ji Meng was silent: "I can say anything?"
"certainly!"
Ji Meng stretched out his hand, pressed Ling Xiaolu's head down, and said a few words into his ear.
"Ah?" Ling Xiaolu looked embarrassed when he understood, "Is this bad?"
Ji Meng turned back and lay down again: "That's it."
"Don't." Ling Xiaolu reached out to pull him again, biting his lower lip and hesitated, "Okay, okay, I promise you."