The geographical location of the next-door Windmill Town is no less important than that of Yuanting Town, and it is also a population gathering place with extremely developed commerce. Ling Xiaolu saw a large pet store here for the first time. As Ling Long said, the area is comparable to the collection of several parking lots, and there are all kinds of pets in the seven series.
When the vendors heard that Ji Meng was coming, they all showed their diligence to welcome the big gold lord. After learning that the purpose of Ji Meng's trip was to buy land mounts, he took out his own signature mounts for him to choose from. Ling Xiaolu had the illusion of accompanying the big boss to the car dealership.
"My family's main business is beast mounts, tigers, lions, leopards, all attributes and grades, ride out to be more windy."
"The beast department is too bad. My husband takes a look at the plants in our house. Is it cool that the piranha takes you shopping? There is also a pumpkin cart, which can seat four people."
"Learn about the undead horse. It is different and shows its personality."
The picky Ji Meng didn't catch a single eye: "Is that all?"
"These are not enough?" Ling Xiaolu was surprised, "Look at how handsome this tiger is?"
"It's hard to ride a tiger, whether it looks good or not."
"The pumpkin cart over there is cute too."
"In the pumpkin car, do you think you are the little princess?"
"The undead horse's hoof, with blue fire, da da da da da."
"It's all bones, you don't feel too embarrassed."
Ling Xiaolu couldn't bear it any longer: "I don't like this, I don't like that, so what mount are you going to buy? You can just ride me."
Ji Meng finally didn't refute, but the strange thing was that he blushed.
"Fuck you, why are you blushing?!"
The two were bickering here, and the clever hawker next to him guessed something: "Are you two interested in Yinglu? It matches this little brother's temperament very well."
This recommendation reason really aroused Ji Meng's interest: "Really? Take it out and see."
Shadow deer is a sika deer with dark element attributes, with a black body and fluorescent white spots on its body. A pair of beautiful deer antlers are also soaked in dim light, and with the movement of their heads, they leave little star trails in the air.
Ji Meng stroked its horns gently, as if he had finally met someone who could satisfy him.
"What do you think?" he asked Ling Xiaolu.
"I feel deceived, my temperament is not worthy of it."
This deer is not only good-looking, but also very pleasing. Taking the opportunity to rub his face in Ji Meng's hand, even Ling Xiaolu feels itchy when he sees it.
"I want it, do you have a spirit deer here?" Ji Meng asked the merchant.
The other side is embarrassed: "This... Linglu is too rare and difficult to catch. It is temporarily out of stock, should I help you keep an eye on it?"
"No need, I'll catch it myself."
Ling Xiaolu sat in front, all his attention was drawn to the antlers, but he didn't pay attention to the posture of the two, which was like being half-held by Ji Meng in his arms.
Realizing that this might be big news, the vendor snapped a screenshot before asking, "Can I take the photo to advertise the store?"
"Photos?" Ling Xiaolu pushed Ji Meng backwards: "Friend, Dad Kou will change his photos, will you?"
Ji Mengchong opened his palm vertically to the vendor, and the other party immediately understood, and called up a light screen and sent it to him. Ji Meng squeezed the upper and lower edges and swiped slightly to the side, and the photo materialized.
He handed the photo to Ling Xiaolu, glanced at the picture halfway through, changed the route and put it away by himself.
Ling Xiaolu stretched out his hand to take it: "Eh? Isn't it for me?"
Ji Meng got another one for him, and Ling Xiaolu happily put it together with the previous one. Since he found out that the game has a special album to collect physical photos, his hamster disease has a little bit of germination.
"What's that one?" Ji Meng saw Ling Xiaolu's photo album.
"It's nothing." Ling Xiaolu guiltily used his body to block it, but his body was in Ji Meng's arms, so the other party didn't have much effort to snatch it.
"I want to catch a child to make a copy?" Ji Meng glared at him, "Did you write it?"
Ling Xiaolu looked around: "Just, just play around."
Ji Meng saw his eyes twinkle, and knew that there must be something to hide. He opened the other party's personal homepage in front of Ling Xiaolu, and saw that his emoji package had been forwarded by hundreds of thousands of excited melon eaters.
Ling Xiaolu's hacking of him was exposed, and he wanted to escape, but Ji Meng's arms were as strong as iron hoops, let alone somersaults, he couldn't even get down a deer.
"You wait for me." Ji Meng gave him a warning look, and rode the shadow deer to the "wilderness".
Ji Meng took the man down and placed it beside a pile of gravel.
"Squat down."
Ling Xiaolu had no choice but to squat down.
"Look at the camera. Look a little aggrieved."
Ling Xiaolu was aggrieved.
"A little more grievance."
Ling Xiaolu felt even more grievances. His grievances were not acted out. His grievances were real.
Ji Meng finally blinked: "Okay."
He operated on the invisible panel of Ling Xiaolu: "This is even."
Ling Xiaolu really wanted to know what he did, but he didn't dare to act rashly.
"Wait for me, don't run around."
"Here? Where are you going?"
"Go get a tool."
The place Ji Meng brought Ling Xiaolu to is Lutan, which is known as one of the top ten scenic spots in the game. The light deer, which is the opposite of the shadow deer, haunts here.
Ji Meng has a shadow deer and wants to make a pair with a spirit deer. Linglu is cautious and timid by nature, and must be designed to be drunk with deer wine before catching. But deer wine is a time-limited item, it only exists for 24 hours after being collected, so it can only be taken as needed.
Ling Xiaolu opened his homepage as soon as Ji Meng left, and found that he had made an emoji two minutes ago.
- I'm that kid
Ling Xiaolu: ... childish.
Ji Meng's number of fans is obviously not an order of magnitude compared to Ling Xiaolu's. This naive emoji package has been sent crazy, and the number one hot comment is still an advertisement.
@吴风: Your husband and children bought a luxurious two-person shadow deer in our store today [screenshot]. As expected of her husband, she has a good eye and is generous. The point is to buy a baby and come to Wufeng Pet Shop in Windmill Town. You can find all the babies you want! [coordinate]
- Shadow Deer! My dream mount!
- I also want to be so lucky, I was caught by my husband to brush the copy and then forced to buy a mount.
- Please keep your Phoenix for me, and my husband will take me to pick it up later.
- I'm late, where can I get the number
Ling Xiaolu: ... Childish!
Ling Xiaolu was about to close the window when he suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Ji Meng's Moments since he added friends.
But that guy who has no friends, there should be nothing in the circle of friends... things... right...
Ling Xiaolu stared blankly at the page in front of him, and apologized for his imaginings. This Ji Meng not only posted on the circle of friends, but was actually a butcher in the circle of friends. Every day, there are as few as three or five, as many as a dozen, and the content is the same, all of which are the nine-square pattern of various babies. A few groups of Jiugong Geling Xiaolu were even embarrassed to comment, it was like posting a photo nine times!
Emotional Jimeng's daily entertainment is to play with the baby, feed the baby, shoot the baby, show the baby... He is probably the single player in the legendary online game.
Ling Xiaolu's understanding of Ji Meng was refreshed again:
Swipe the screen mad demon Ji Meng
Screenshot Crazy Demon Ji Meng
Show Pet Crazy Demon Ji Meng
In contrast, the previous two naive are not very naive.
Ling Xiaolu browsed the circle of friends for a long time and did not see Ji Meng coming back. He got up and looked around. He realized that the scenery where he was located was extremely beautiful, and the green mountains and green lakes complement each other. In the fragrance of flowers and plants, there is also a faint trace of indescribable sweetness, which wanders between Ling Xiaolu's breath.
"Strange, what does this taste like? It's so sweet."
He followed the aroma down, and the closer he got to the edge of the pool, the stronger the smell, until he saw the source.
It was a low white marble altar that did not belong to nature and was built artificially. From the outside, it looked like a pool for drinking water for birds in the park. At this time, a few birds were standing by the altar to comb their feathers. .
Ling Xiaolu didn't want to disturb the rest of the bird, but he couldn't resist the curiosity about the fragrance. He approached quietly and took a deep breath at a distance of one meter: So sweet—
It is the plant that is nurtured by the sun, rain and dew, and bears bright fruits. The fruits are fermented again, and the sweet fruit aroma is released in another rich state. It is a natural wine aroma that can only be brewed after a whole four seasons. The passing creatures stood still and intoxicated.
The bird's response was much slower than usual. The uninvited guest was so close that he thought of flying away. After flapping his wings a few times in the air, he fell down on the soft grass due to gravity, and struggled to get up again, swaying. Take a few steps.
Ling Xiaolu had no time to pay attention to birds, and after tentatively picking up a handful of transparent liquid for a light drink, he was instantly completely conquered by the sweetness that reached his heart and spleen.
When Li Zheng arrived, he saw such a scene. There were a few birds lying on the ground, and the deer wine he left behind was bottomed out. A blond boy was lying on the edge of the wine pool, his cheeks were red and his eyes were tight. Closed, but only no trace of the deer.
He frowned slightly and stepped forward to check, but the boy who seemed to be sleeping staggered and sat up, squinting at him.
"It's you," Ling Xiaolu chuckled, "I remember you, you are the... plastic surgery freak."
Li Zheng's face remained the same, of course he recognized who this person was.
"How will you be here?"
"Me? I'm... riding a deer."
"You drink my wine?"
Ling Xiaolu sat blankly for a while, then turned his head to look at the pool blankly, as if he had to consider the meaning of each movement for a long time before doing it.
"Yeah, delicious." He paused. "Any more?"
Li Zheng's doubts were deeper in his heart, he didn't remember the intoxicating effect of deer wine.
Ke Ling Xiaolu showed a typical drunken reaction, and he couldn't understand why he called his exclusive customer service.
"I want to ask, how will players react when they drink deer wine?"
"Hello, deer wine is an in-game pet catching prop. Ordinary players won't have a special reaction after drinking it."
After the customer service finished speaking, he discovered the existence of Ling Xiaolu, and was alert to realize what happened, and agitated: "But!!"
Li Zheng was slightly frightened by her sudden high tone: "But?"
"A very few players with special constitutions who are extremely sensitive to alcohol may experience symptoms similar to drunkenness after drinking Luer wine by mistake, so we do not recommend players to drink it."
"What if you accidentally drink it and get drunk?"
"It's not a big problem, just like in reality, just get some sleep."
After sending the line, the customer service informed his colleagues: "It's not good! Your Lubi is going to be taken away by my customer!"
"what?!"
Li Zheng squatted down: "Who brought you here? Is there anyone who can pick you up?"
The corners of the drunk Ling Xiaolu's mouth kept rising unconsciously: "You... you look like someone in Xianxia novels, can you fly with your sword?"
"Can you go offline? Or do you have a place to live?"
"Be my master, teach...Is it okay to fly with my sword?"
Ling Xiaolu always answered irrelevant questions, Li Zheng was helpless, but when he wanted to get up, he found that Ling Xiaolu had grabbed the front of his shirt.
"If you don't teach me, I won't... let you go..."
Li Zheng can teleport away directly, but it doesn't seem very good to leave a drunk person here.
Hesitating again and again, he slapped him up and hugged him. Ling Xiaolu was drunk and talking nonsense, but his body was soft and he didn't struggle at all.
This wasn't the first time Ling Xiaolu got so close to Zheng's face, but this time he was drunk and dared to say anything.
"How much does your face cost... The whole thing, I'll save money too... The whole thing is so beautiful...
"But compared to... I prefer... bird head, with bird head, there is no need for plastic surgery, hee hee... "
It was at this time that Linglong was successfully connected, and when he heard the word "bird", he almost frightened back again.
He was already prepared for the worst, but he was still one step too late. The scene in front of Ling Long changed, and he was forced to teleport to Li Zheng's house along with Ling Xiaolu.
Ji Meng finally came back full of deer wine, but the person disappeared.
Open the friend panel, Lubi is still online, but his location is displayed in Beimang.
Beimang is 108,000 miles away from Lutan, and it takes most of the day for ordinary players, let alone Ling Xiaolu, who cannot teleport without a mount.
Ji Meng turned on the crazy private mode.
Ji Meng: How about you
Ji Meng: Don't you say don't run around
Ji Meng: Why are you in Beimang? ?
Ji Meng: How did you get there
Ji Meng: Did someone kidnap you? ? Is it for the bounty
Ji Meng: Reply! ! !
At this time, Ling Xiaolu drank the deer wine happily in his sleep, and muttered in his mouth: Really fragrant.
Ji Meng couldn't wait for a reply, so he simply used the friend to send, but was told that "you do not have permission to access the area where this friend is located".
He thought it was a system bug, and tried several more times, each time getting the same feedback.
Ji Meng, who was so anxious, also called in customer service.
"Why doesn't my friend send feature work? The system says I don't have access?"
"Hello, this may have happened because your friend's location is not in a public area."
"Non-public area? Where can a novice go?"
"There are still many such areas, such as dungeons, prisons, activity maps, private residences, etc."
Ji Meng couldn't think of any of the above locations that might be related to Ling Xiaolu, and it was suspicious that it appeared thousands of miles away in an instant.
"I'll give you his name, can you help me find his coordinates?"
"Sorry, this belongs to user privacy, and I can't help it."
"What if it's a special situation? If my friend doesn't answer me, I suspect he is in danger."
"If there is a violation of the game convention, a call for help button will automatically appear on the user panel, so you don't have to be nervous."
"That means you can't do anything?" For the first time, Ji Meng felt that the "privileged class" that everyone called him had no privileges.
Ji Meng's customer service is still partial to him after all: "Maybe you can get clues from your friend's location. You can move to a long distance in a very short time, usually only by appointment."
"The appointment? Beimang...?" Ji Meng was sure where he had heard it, just like it's no secret that he lives in Dongye, "...Let's fight?"