The air was stagnant for one second, two seconds, three seconds... All the creatures present were casted with the immobilization spell and generally maintained the posture of the moment they were caught, motionless and ridiculous.
"Gulululu." A hazelnut rolled to the ground and time resumed running.
Ling Xiaolu quickly raised his finger and pointed at the squirrel: "It did it!"
Almost at the same time, the five short hands pointed at Ling Xiaolu neatly, even including the ridiculously small wing.
Ling Xiaolu: … these ungrateful beasts.
Ji Meng walked towards them with a bad face, and the animals scattered in a hurry, leaving only the "culprit" waiting to be questioned by the owner of the house.
"I'm really an accomplice, don't believe them, I..."
Ji Meng raised his hand, Ling Xiaolu thought he was going to be electrocuted, so he closed his eyes in fright.
Before waiting for the imaginary sound of electric current, the corner of his mouth was smeared heavily.
He secretly opened his eyes a slit, and Ji Meng had a dark face close to him.
"It's all eaten up!" He scolded unceremoniously.
Ling Xiaolu quickly wiped his entire face, pretending to be innocent: "I'm hungry, and I didn't find anything else to eat from you. If there were, I wouldn't..."
Without a word, Ji Meng opened the locker next door, which was filled with all kinds of food and materials.
"...If I had known that there was food there, I would definitely not have opened this cabinet." Ling Xiaolu fluently changed his words.
Ji Meng disdained to expose him: "I gave you permission to live with you in this room..."
"Same, with whom?"
"...You can take all the things in the house, and you can eat the things in my bag, but, yes," he emphasized, "you must not eat anything of unknown origin outside!"
"I did not eat… "
"Don't drink it!" Ji Meng interrupted him angrily, "Do you know that your physique is special?"
"Me? My physique is special? Is there any?"
"You can get drunk with Lu'er wine. What if you eat something you don't understand next time and get poisoned?"
"Then your company will lose a lot of money." Ling Xiaolu answered without hesitation, and regretted it, because Ji Meng really wanted to hit him. Based on this performance, it is estimated that I did not toss lightly the night before.
"I didn't know that one would get drunk when I got drunk. Did I cause you a lot of trouble when I got drunk?"
"What do you say?"
Ling Xiaolu was also embarrassed: "Then what can I do to calm you down?"
Ji Meng had no idea at first, but Yu Guang swept to Ling Long, and suddenly wanted to use his own way to treat his body.
"Okay, then I'm going to spank your miniature wind dragon's ass."
Ling Xiaolu grabbed Ling Long without hesitation and brought it to him: "Here."
Linglong: …
Ji Meng: …
"You're welcome, let's do it." Ling Xiaolu enthusiastically pushed Ling Long into Ji Meng's hands.
Ji Meng was not interested and really started: "You agreed too readily, didn't you?"
"That said, if you spank it, I don't feel pain."
Ji Meng regretted it, he should have offered to spank the owner of the wind dragon!
"But there's a question I've been meaning to ask for a long time, where did your little pet come from?" Ji Meng took Fenglong with kindness, picked it up and looked left and right.
The wind-breathing pterosaur is the new favorite of the expansion, and it is rare in the game. When he saw Ling Xiaolu for the first time, this little dragon was by his side.
Fortunately, Manager Ke has already explained this, and Ling Xiaolu is not panicked: "The one-time purchase of the bracelet plus the Deluxe Edition expansion client will give you the benefits for new players. You can also buy it, but I guess you don't like it."
Ji Meng didn't doubt that he had it, and returned Fenglong to Ling Xiaolu: "Forget it this time, don't use it as a GM next time."
"Ah? I, I, I recognize it as a GM?" Ling Xiaolu panicked, "How could I be so stupid?"
"You're still chasing it to make it block my number, I really regret not recording it for you to see!"
It was only then that Ling Xiaolu realized that he might have passed the "lost" at a distance of 0.01 mm. The sentence of drinking and making a mistake really does not deceive me.
"Thank you my friend for not recording!" Ling Xiaolu said these words very sincerely, so sincere that Ji Meng regretted it, why didn't he record it? After recording, there will be material to laugh at him, and maybe he will be softly begged to be deleted...
"Husband~ can you delete other people's black history~"
"Not good." Ji Meng said with a stern face.
"What's wrong?" Ling Xiaolu saw that Ji Meng was wandering again, and stretched out his hand to wake him up, "You didn't drink a bar?"
After returning to his senses, Ji Meng looked at Shangling Xiaolu inquiringly, pretending to be nothing: "Forget it."
With the frequency of this guy's troubles, there will definitely be many opportunities to photograph his embarrassing state in the future, so forget it this time.
Ling Xiaolu was even more inexplicable: "Why not?"
"Where are you going?"
Ling Xiaolu: … Are we really talking in the same time and space
"Where do I plan to go?"
"I'm going out later, I'll take you wherever you want to go."
The frequency of the two people finally docked once.
"If you have something to do, just do it, and go online specially." Ling Xiaolu was routinely polite.
Ji Meng wanted to go online to see how people were doing, but his words changed: "Of course I'm going to come up... Let's see if you're stealing food!"
"..." If I knew, I wouldn't be polite to him, but Ling Xiaolu couldn't refute it, because he did steal it and was caught!
"Where to... I don't know, why don't you send me to a place where a novice can do tasks."
Ji Meng was silent, still silent, still silent.
Ling Xiaolu couldn't understand: "This requirement is so difficult, does it take so long to think about it?"
Ji Meng was poked at the sore spot: "I'm thinking, how do I know, I haven't done the novice task!"
"Then what did you do when you first entered the game?"
"Catch the baby and kill the monsters."
"anything else?"
"Continue to catch the baby, continue to brush monsters."
"..." Ling Xiaolu was heartbroken, "Your uncle gave you the ring you made an appointment with, but you live like a cheater. Are you worthy of the programmers working overtime in your company?"
Ji Meng was silent for a moment again: "Then don't do it."
Ling Xiaolu: ? ?
"Do it together when I'm online."
Ling Xiaolu: ? ? ? ?
"What's your expression like?" Ji Meng explained forcefully, "I mean I heard that the tasks in this game are very difficult, many of them have to be completed in teams, and you can't do it alone!"
"Why can't I do the novice task alone? Don't look down on people."
"Am I wrong? You're wanted when I get off the line. You'll be drunk after I leave, and you'll cause trouble as long as I'm not around!"
Ling Xiaolu refused to accept: "It's not that I'll cause trouble when you're not there, but I'll still cause trouble when you're here!"
"You, you are still very proud, aren't you?"
"Why are you just proud? Hold back if you don't agree!"
Ji Meng held back his anger and sent Ling Xiaolu back to Yuanting Town (thinking he thought), who was unable to walk even an inch away from him.
When Ling Xiaolu saw that he started to read the article offline, he quickly shouted: "Hey! You have cancelled the authority of your family, and I will never go to Dongye again!"
Ji Meng: "Humph!"
Ling Xiaolu: … here again! Pig essence reincarnated!
"Are you not going to cancel it yourself?" Ji Meng asked back.
"Can this be cancelled by yourself? How to cancel?"
He was relieved to learn that he would not be Ji Meng, turned his face away and continued to read the article, making it clear that he did not want to tell him.
Ling Xiaolu was so angry that he could only capture Ji Meng's arrogant appearance at the last second before he went offline, and once again sent it to the homepage as an emoji:
—Let's learn Ji call together, together:
-Humph!
He Ling Xiaolu is not what it used to be, with more than 10,000 fans and a new Internet celebrity. As long as the emoji package is posted fast enough, Prince Ji Doutu will not be able to win against him!
Chang Huanxi waited for Ji Meng to appear half an hour later than the agreed time.
"Why so late? Are you online again to feed your pet?"
Ji Meng was in an unhappy mood.
"No pets."
When Chang Huanxi saw that he denied feeding pets but did not deny going online, he felt very bizarre: if Ji Meng did not feed pets, pigs could become extinct!
"What happened? Since I waited for you for more than half an hour, tell me quickly and make me laugh."
Ji Meng was upset, and as soon as he was questioned, he told Ling Xiaolu to his plastic friend one by one.
Chang Huanxi analyzed rationally: "It's also possible that people simply dislike you and don't want to have contact with you?"
"Impossible!" Ji Meng denied it simply.
"Why are you so sure?"
Ji Meng seriously recalled the details of their relationship, and threw out a strong argument: "He himself admitted that I was a friend."
Now it's Chang Huanxi's turn to look disgusted: "So what if you admit that you are a friend, there are so many people calling your husband in your game as crucian carp crossing the river, don't they all love you to death, but they are numb in their hearts? "
"..." Ji Meng was silent, "This time is different."
"Then, what did you say at the time, describe it to me."
"I just said... 'The task is difficult, you can't do it alone', what's wrong with this sentence?"
"It's true, but can't you speak well?"
"Why didn't I say it properly?" Ji Meng asked in dissatisfaction.
"Come, learn from me," Chang Huanxi taught word by word, "I want to form a team with you to do the task."
"... Who wouldn't say something so simple?"
"It's all in Chinese, you can do it, try it!"
Chang Huanxi desperately gestured "come one" to him.
Ji Meng: "..."
He cleared his throat: "I want to follow, with you..."
His lips were a little dry, and he licked it, looking around.
"Don't look around, look at me." Chang Huanxi didn't allow his eyes to escape, "Look at my eyes and say sincerely."
Ji Meng was forced to meet his eyes: "I think... I think... "
Ji Meng was at a loss for words, and the two of them only met each other's eyes. In the end, Chang Huanxi couldn't hold on any longer: "You better stop looking at me, I'm afraid you will look at me."
Ji Meng turned his head away angrily.
Chang Huanxi felt bitter, if there is only one person in the world who can be friends with Ji Meng, why is this person he is
At the same time in the game, Ling Xiaolu, who finally regained his freedom, flew into the pet exchange, ate all the talent balls he had accumulated, and learned several useful melee skills:
- Windfury: Passive skill. There is a certain probability to trigger double damage when attacking, up to once within 2.5 seconds.
- Vampire: Passive skill. Converts 15% of damage dealt by physical attacks to own HP.
- Yang Yan: Passive skill. There is a certain probability to evade physical attacks, and instantly generate multiple phantoms to confuse the enemy, which can be triggered at most once within 15 seconds.
- Stealth: It is integrated with the environment, and it is not easy to be discovered. Any form of active attack or damage will cancel the effect. The first physical attack in the hidden state will be a critical strike. Duration 30 seconds, 5 minute cooldown.
The biggest advantage of these four skills is that they are shared by player pets and do not need to be concealed. The first three passive skills do not need binding actions, and the last concealment is set to trigger silently when the index finger is placed on the lips. Shout out "I'm going to be invisible!"
After learning the skills, the wallet bottomed out, but Ling Xiaolu was still very satisfied: I became poorer and stronger.
Yuanting Town is still so lively, even in the morning hours when there are relatively few online people, the commercial street is still prosperous, with shouts of hawking and laughter one after another, Ling Xiaolu, who walks in the crowd with a green name, feels more secure—if you ignore that "Reward".
Renduo avoided Linglong's croaking noise, but this did not affect his reckless swiping on Ling Xiaolu's holographic dialogue screen:
Linglong: Want to know the latest developments in the game? Want to not miss the most popular consultation in mainland China? Then quickly open the news board and grasp the hot spots!
Linglong: The news board opening command—
Linglong: Spread the palm of one hand, and place the fingers of the other hand together, making a gesture from the wrist to the fingertips.
Ling Xiaolu seriously considered the feasibility of blocking GM, and opened the so-called news board, finally knowing why Linglong insisted that he watch this.
What was recorded on the news board was the summary of the previous day's hot events. Ling Xiaolu didn't know whether to call it lucky or unfortunate, so he won four of them:
1.#Leaving the deer ratio#
(Ling Xiaolu looked at it and thought: Sure enough, the male god is still very popular.)
2. #jimenglubi#
(Well, as expected of a national husband, he has a card face.)
3.#The pigeon locks the deer ratio#
(Is the attention so high after being locked? I can't figure it out.)
4.#Kou's father has a mine#
(The power of money cannot be underestimated.)
5.#Dou Kou Lubi#
(… reject.)
Linglong: How are you feeling
Lubi: How much money did you get to be the most searched number one, my Prince Ji will double it for you!
Linglong: I'm relieved to see that you still have the spirit to cross the line. After all, the status quo seems to be contrary to your expected low-key. I'm still reviewing whether there is a problem with the game guidance.
Lubi: Don't worry, I won't complain about you.
Ling Xiaolu comforted him.
Lubi: After all, I don't remember your job number.
Ling Long was very moved and hid his work permit properly.
The sound of talking at the entrance of the tavern attracted Ling Xiaolu's attention, but there were still people talking in the game. There were many players listening around, and Ling Xiaolu also went over to join in the fun.
"Speaking of that, the national male god broke away, showed his weapons, and fought with the national husband Ji Meng. Silver Snake and Lei Lulu tore each other, accumulating electricity and strangling each other, each with their own unique tricks…”
"Melon seeds, drinks, peanuts!"
Ling Xiaolu listened with gusto and beckoned to the hawker: "Come and pack melon seeds!"
"okay!"
Ling Xiaolu was nibbling on the melon seeds, and heard that the scholar continued to preach in a cadence manner, "...It was too late, but soon, Li Zheng hugged the young man beside him and jumped back, only to see the green young man with beautiful eyebrows and jade carvings. , but cried so much that it was like a pear flower with rain, which was pitiful."
The more Ling Xiaolu listened, the more laughable he became, and he asked, "Why is he crying?"
"The boy was crying, 'Hey, I have no grievances with you, Crown Prince Ji, so why are you making things difficult for me?' Ji Meng asked, 'You are pulling with this person, throwing your arms around you, and why are you still making things difficult for me? Have you put this prince in your eyes!'"
"Hahaha well said!" Ling Xiaolu applauded.
The storyteller threw his hands in the direction of Ling Xiaolu and continued to speak: "This young man named Lubi..."
"Cough cough cough cough cough!" A string of earth-shattering coughs erupted from the crowd, terrifying the surrounding people. "
"Are you OK?"
Ling Xiaolu pointed at his throat hoarsely: "Melon, melon seeds..."
"It's not good! Someone got stuck in the shell of a melon seed!"
"Where? Who?!"
"This way! This way... This young man named Lubi... was stuck by a melon seed shell..." The witness continued with the storyteller's words with a stunned expression.
Ling Xiaolu: ... Don't think about connecting the context at this time!
"Wow! I saw a live deer!"
"I didn't expect to see 4/5 of the top five of today's headlines at one time!"
"I watched Lubi's live broadcast yesterday, and Dad Kou was tricked so badly by you! When are you going to broadcast again? I can follow you."
"Can you tell us about your experience of getting in touch with the three major appointments?"
"Lubi is here, so where is my husband? Where is my male god?"
"Everyone is still worried about whether it will be more realistic to kill the dove. Haven't you seen his bounty still on him?"
"Isn't it him who should be more worried? Didn't you find that he was about to be stuck?"
…
Ling Xiaolu was finally rescued by the people nearby who beat and beat him. He was still afraid. The first time he died in the game, he almost contributed to Guazihuo. Can the death method be such a shameful achievement
And who wrote this review? He, this young man with pink and jade carvings, is going to call the police!
The storyteller also clearly recognized the protagonist of the story, and was about to say hello with a smile, when his expression suddenly changed: "Be careful!"
Linglong's warning also arrived almost simultaneously—
Linglong: Run run run run run!
As soon as Ling Xiaolu took a step, he sensed the wind above his head and knew that it was too late to run. He hugged his head and rolled to the ground as far as he could. There was a loud noise behind him, accompanied by a heat wave, and the huge impact pushed Ling Xiaolu turned several somersaults on the ground.
Those who didn't get the warning were not so lucky. They were smashed into ghosts on the spot by the meteor shower spell that fell from the sky, and they raised their cards angrily and asked:
Holy shit! who did it
Why was he meowing a sneak attack
Even a ghost will not let you go!
"Roar-"
With a deafening roar, Ling Xiaolu followed the sound with everyone, and a huge "fuck" sounded in his heart: King Kong? ? !
This giant orangutan that looks like King Kong slapped his chest loudly on the roof and jumped down in the direction of Ling Xiaolu.
If you hit it head-on, wouldn't it turn into mashed meat? When Ling Xiaolu was nervous, he subconsciously stretched out two fingers: "Don't come here!"
"King Kong" was delayed for 1.5 seconds by the deceleration effect, Ling Xiaolu quickly took advantage of this gap to roll to the side again for two laps, his index finger was close to his lips, and he disappeared in plain sight.
In the next second, "King Kong" landed heavily and let out a long whistle. Two Kongwu's powerful arms were raised high and slammed to the ground again. The range attack generated by the vibration not only released Ling Xiaolu's concealment, but even Ling The Tudun, which Xiaolu originally planned to use for running, was also interrupted because he fell to the ground with this blow.
"King Kong" landed on all fours, aiming at Ling Xiaolu, who was unable to escape even with all his might, and launched a dash. No matter what this time, Ling Xiaolu raised his arm to cover his eyes, Dou Kou's warning was true, and death in this game was fake, but facing the fear at the moment of death—especially for someone like him who has no death For newbies with experience - it's the real deal.
Ling Xiaolu closed his eyes and waited for a long time, but the strong impact he was waiting for did not come.
There seemed to be wind around him, and he was in the center of the vortex. He didn't have to open his eyes to feel the leaves and sands swept up by the wind hitting him.
When the wind stopped, Ling Xiaolu hesitantly put down the arm blocking his eyes, and the back that appeared frame by frame in front of him appeared even taller because of the angle of view from which he fell to the ground.
The surrounding wind has stopped, but the long white hair of the visitor and the same white robe are not windy.
The burly body of "King Kong" was designated by him with only one hand.
"Let's go." With a flick of his middle finger, the orangutan was bounced away at a high speed, and it crashed into three buildings before falling heavily.
The person who rescued Ling Xiaolu from "King Kong" turned around slowly, revealing a peerless face that would make people sigh no matter how many times he looked at it.
Facing Ling Xiaolu, who was sitting on the ground with a dazed face, the other party was not at all surprised that he would have such an expression.
"Are you all right, disciple."
The author has something to say: There is a deputy CP character online today (the supporting role that does not have a name in the supporting role column is too miserable).