It only takes two words to change Ji Meng into Ji Meng, but it takes 20 deep breaths, 200 rapid heartbeats, and a thousand turns of mental activity to make Ji Meng return to Ji Meng.
Ji Meng didn't know what happened before he came, but seeing Ling Xiaolu's appearance as a pear blossom with rain (brain supplement) was enough for him to convict the two Jin Ming for the evil deeds of bullying others while he was away.
"You two, what did you do to him!" He regained the momentum he had when he came back, and his sharp eyes took turns to focus on Li Zheng and Dou Kou, like a fighting hero.
Dou Kou sneered: "What do I want to do, but some people don't follow the rules of the game, what should I say?"
"What else do you want to do?" Ji Meng's anger increased by 200 percentage points after hearing this. "What did you say you wanted to do? Ah? What exactly do you want to do?"
Ling Xiaolu: ... I can't look directly at the words "what do you want to do".
Dou Kou gritted his teeth: "What do I want to do, Prince Ji, don't you know?"
"I just didn't know what you wanted to do, so I asked what you wanted to do!" Ji Meng shouted angrily.
"Pretend to be quite similar." Dou Kou sneered, his chin rushed away, "Ask him, do you know what I want to do?"
Li Zheng's expression remained unchanged: "What do you want to do, how would I know?"
"Enough!" Ling Xiaolu couldn't take it anymore, "What do you guys want to do? If you don't want to do anything, can you stop doing what you want to do!"
Dou Kou looked suspiciously at Li Zheng, and then at Ji Meng. Both of them performed flawlessly on the surface, which made him doubt his guess for the first time.
No, things are definitely not that simple! He carefully observed Ling Xiaolu again, and his expression of righteous indignation seemed to be completely unknown.
Dou Kou's whole life's wisdom has been used at this moment. After he thought about all kinds of possibilities, his eyes finally shined!
Although these two people secretly knew the truth, they pretended not to know anything, so that the children mistakenly thought that these appointments were approaching him without a purpose, in order to deceive the children's trust!
Dou Kou thought he could see through everything and wandered the two of them.
It's like this separation, trying to kidnap children by taking advantage of mentorship!
This Ji Meng is even more extreme, trying to use pornography to tempt children!
These two people are rich, rich, and handsome, but in order to achieve their goals, they have to be distracted, which is simply despicable! Shameless!
"Ji Meng, ah, Ji Meng," Dou Kou shook his head and said hatefully, "I thought you were just a power dog, but I didn't expect you to be a scheming dog!"
Ji Meng:
"And you," Dou Kou looked at Li Zheng coldly, "scheming...beautiful!"
Everyone: …
Only the two of them can act, so why can't he, Dou Kou
"Since you guys want to act so much, I'll accompany you to the end to see who is the best in this game—"
Dou Kou shook his head.
"-actor!
"let's go!"
Although the crowd of Dou Niwan did not understand what the patriarch wanted to do, they immediately evacuated in a well-trained manner after receiving the order, and they were all gone in less than a minute.
With only three people left, Ling Xiaolu secretly hid behind Ji Meng, for fear of being caught by Li Zheng to farm again.
Li Zheng probably also felt that it was useless to stay more, and it was almost a "pleasant" explanation to him: "You can go to a friend's house to play, but remember to come back and reclaim the land when the time comes."
Ling Xiaolu: "...Yes, Master."
"Master?" Ji Meng frowned again, "You really worship him as your master?"
"Let's go." Ling Xiaolu pulled him desperately. In case Li Zheng tried to prove that he had indeed been a teacher, Ji Meng would like to see how the VCR could be adjusted.
Ji Meng was dragged away reluctantly by Ling Xiaolu: "Do you know what they want to do? Why are each more weird than the other?"
Ling Xiaolu wanted to scrutinize Ji Meng's thoughts on the side, and ventured to answer vaguely: "I don't know, listening to their conversation seems to mention the appointment announcement or something. I don't know how to understand this."
"There was an appointment announcement this morning," Ji Meng expressed his dissatisfaction with implicated innocent people, "but it has nothing to do with you."
Ling Xiaolu was stunned for a moment, and asked knowingly, "What's the content?"
Ji Meng was too lazy to explain, and directly cast the announcement to him.
"Oh my God," Ling Xiaolu's acting skills were bursting, "could they not think that this person is me?"
Ji Meng sneered: "How could it be you?"
Ling Xiaolu cautiously probed: "Why are you so sure... Don't you doubt it at all?"
Ji Meng glared at him: "When I met you in the forest for the first time, there was still a signal on the pet radar, proving that the fan name was online at that time. If it was you, could it be that you have the ability to split your body?"
Ling Xiaolu: "…"
Ji Meng saw Ling Xiaolu staring blankly at him: "What's wrong? Am I wrong?"
"You're so right!" Ling Xiaolu grabbed his arm excitedly, "What is logic? What is reasoning? Observe carefully and have reason! You are really too smart, I want to tell you about you for myself Apologize to you stupid!"
Ji Meng's strength staged "sudden pride" and "familiarity gradually disappeared": "When did you say I was stupid?"
"Uh, it doesn't matter!"
The most important thing is that Xin Shan's appointment announcement has eliminated his suspicion of being here in Ji Meng. From now on, his good identity will be officially done—really—it!
Dongye is always like spring in all seasons, and you can see endless greenery everywhere you look around.
Ling Xiaolu took a deep breath—is this the air of Dongye? No, it's free air!
But Ji Meng still wanted to complain about him: "Aren't you hot?"
"Oh!" Only then did Ling Xiaolu realize that he had put back the furry cloak of the dispute, and took it off and put it away properly, "It's my master's cloak, I'll give it back to him next time."
Ji Meng was inexplicably a little angry, not only because Ling Xiaolu wore the cloak of discord, but also because he was so furry and cute.
"By the way," Ling Xiaolu asked, "Do you have any open space in your yard? I brought back some seeds that I don't know what they are. Can I plant them in your field?"
Ji Meng gave him a nonsense look, the meaning of the look was "Is it worth asking about this trivial matter?"
The backyard of Jimeng's mansion is larger, and unlike the quarrel's yard, it is almost a piece of grass with nothing.
If it was in reality, Ling Xiaolu suspected that the land had long since become overgrown with weeds due to Ji Meng's neglect, how could it be so flat now.
"Why don't you take care of the yard?" After a morning of actual combat, Ling Xiaolu was very familiar with sowing seeds. "At least create a water feature. My master has Wang Xiao Hot Spring, which is beautiful in the snow."
"Lazy." Ji Meng replied without hesitation.
… just appreciate your straightforward unpretentiousness!
"You come."
Ling Xiaolu:
"I came to mean...?"
"Building a garden, don't you understand?" Ji Meng said nonchalantly, "You can build whatever water feature you like. I'm too lazy to do it anyway."
Hey! Ling Xiaolu thought, how could one or two use him as a free labor force!
Ji Meng's animals ran over to beg for feeding. Ji Meng also found that he couldn't help much in farming, so he turned around and went back to the house to feed the baby.
Ling Xiaolu took this opportunity to inquire with Ling Long: "Is there any major event in the game recently? The more participants, the better."
Ling Long thought for a while: "You are lucky, the day after tomorrow will be the day when Tiss, the commander of Jingzhe City, marries Sadia, the goddess of the Spring Equinox City, this is a major event that may not be caught once a year, and almost all players in the vicinity will come. at a wedding ceremony."
"Commander and Priestess... are both NPCs? Do NPCs get married in your game?" Ling Xiaolu didn't understand.
Ling Long said proudly: "Every major NPC in our game has its own story line, and the story will develop over time. Take this wedding as an example, Sadia is the most popular in Spring Equinox City. NPC, but after marrying her this time, players can only go to Jingzhe City to admire her beauty."
"How do people usually choose to celebrate such large-scale events?"
"The big family will hold a banquet in the city that can only be purchased by recharging. Players will get various buffs after eating it. The banquet is also an opportunity for the big family to show their financial resources. The maximum number of banquets in the main city is 600. Tables, but that's a lot, and it's usually not enough."
"As expected of a krypton gold game. Any more?"
"In addition to this, there are also many entertainment items such as guessing, performances, and competitions. After all, you know, our game has a very high degree of freedom, and almost everything you want can come true."
Ling Xiaolu thought thoughtfully: "Is that so... Then I know."
Ji Meng returned to the backyard after feeding the animals, and at a glance he saw Ling Xiaolu standing there, his head bowed like a contemplative expression.
Ling Xiaolu who was thinking so quietly was something he seldom saw, but it was also something he could hardly forget at a glance.
Strangely, those hazy images that he couldn't remember anyway after he went offline - Lubi who smiled sly but cute, Lubi who scratched his paw at every turn, and poor Lubi who pretended to be a coward after being caught. - At the moment he went online, everything reappeared in his mind, as if it had never been blurred, so clear, so vivid.
Now the vivid image is standing in the center of the courtyard, and the look of concentration makes people unbearable to disturb. Ji Meng stayed quietly not far away, watching him immersed in his own world, and wondered what was in that world
Ling Xiaolu walked out of his own world, turned his head to see Ji Meng looking at him, and seemed to be a little dazed.
He grinned, his eyes grinning like crescent moons.
"I learned a new skill, do you want to watch it?"
After saying that, without waiting for Ji Meng to answer, he raised his index finger and put it gently on his mouth, making a "shush" gesture.
After making this gesture, Ling Xiaolu disappeared. Ji Meng looked around, but there was no one.
"Deer! Deer..."
Ling Xiaolu cat leaned on his waist, stood on tiptoe, went around behind Ji Meng, stretched out two fingers from each of his hands, put them on top of his head, disguised as "horns", aimed at Ji Meng's back and pushed hard, shouting:
"Deer! Top! Ji!"
"Ah!" Ji Meng was startled, and when he looked back, he saw Ling Xiaolu who had jumped back half a meter. He was so happy to point at him and laugh because he had succeeded in the sneak attack.
Ji Meng, who was calculated, had blue veins on the top of his forehead, and he said every word: "Deer, Bi."
"Ah oh." Ling Xiaolu's laughter stopped suddenly, realizing that he seemed to have angered Ji Meng. Seeing that the situation was not good, he smeared oil on the soles of his feet and turned around and slipped away.
"Want to run?" Ji Meng chased after him without saying a word, "Stop for me!"
"Hahahaha, I don't!" Ling Xiaolu turned back to be angry with him as he ran, "Come after me! ... Oops!"
Ling Xiaolu suddenly shouted, and Ji Meng was frightened to the spot.
Ling Xiaolu pointed at his feet angrily: "You crushed my seedlings!"
Ji Meng slowly lowered his head and raised his feet in a guilty conscience, only to see a pitiful seedling that had been trampled down.
"You!" Ling Xiaolu roared, "You pay me the seed!"
Ji Meng hesitated for half a second, and chose to escape on the spot. Ling Xiaolu was angrily chasing after him: "Ji Meng! Don't run! Stop for me!"
…
Forced to follow Linglong, who flew to the east and then to the west, was unlovable at this moment:
—Why is he, an adult GM with a serious job, playing this kind of chase game with elementary school students, "You chase me, you chase me, I'll let you... be chased by me"? I really want to roar loudly: God! Wouldn't it be nice to let him do what an adult should do? what! ! !