In the "chasing game" of elementary school students, there is always a moment when they can't catch up. Two people fall to the ground side by side, with blue sky and white clouds above their heads and green grass below them.
"Deer ratio."
Ling Xiaolu was warm in the sun, so comfortable that he didn't want to open his eyes: "Huh?"
"Has anyone ever told you that you look unremarkable?"
"what?"
"No, I mean, has anyone ever said that you look so easy to forget?"
Ling Xiaolu angrily said, "If you have any opinion on my appearance, you can say it directly, don't blame 'is there anyone'!"
Ji Meng was anxious: "I didn't mean that!"
"What's wrong with being ordinary, that's my own face, not like your face!"
"What face-lifting?" Ji Meng was puzzled.
"I won't tell you, my seeds are ripe." Ling Xiaolu gave him an arrogant expression and ran to check the fruits of his labor.
The seed named "???" matured and produced a larger golden question mark.
Ling Xiaolu reached out to pick it up, and the moment his fingertips touched the question mark, a dialog box popped up in front of his eyes.
confirm.
The question mark gave off a golden light that flickered and intensified until it became dazzling and faded.
Where the original question mark was, a familiar sunflower waving its tentacles enchantingly, raised its head and stuck out its long tongue at Ling Xiaolu.
"Purlulululu~"
Ling Xiaolu: …
"Isn't this my master's sunflower?... No, this one is much smaller than my master's."
The miniature sunflower, which was more than double the size, supported the ground with its leaves, and jumped up hard, breaking away from the shackles of the soil. At the same time, its roots changed into branches that looked like thorns. This is completely a miniature version of the sunflower. .
"What's the use of this...?"
Ji Meng had never seen it before. Before he knew Ling Xiaolu, his yard was just a decoration.
"I don't know," he was suddenly startled, "Why is there another one behind?"
Immediately after the first mini sunflower, the second and third trees grew in the ground... For a while, countless little sunflowers rushed out of the ground, lined up in a long column, and suddenly surrounded them. Form a big circle, surround the two people who are looking at each other at the center of the circle, and collectively flick their tongues at them.
"What the hell did you plant?!" Ji Meng was frightened, where is this sunflower, it is simply sunflower cancer cells invaded!
Ling Xiaolu was also panicked. Seeing that the sunflowers were still breeding, he didn't mean to stop: "How do I know! Do you have a sack?"
Ji Meng kicked a sunflower that was trying to climb on him in disgust: "Where did I get the sack!"
"Hurry up and think of a way!" Ling Xiaolu's ears were filled with the sound of them sticking out their tongues. Even if he covered his ears, he would be shaken by the eyes of the society, and he was only one step away from fainting on the spot.
Ji Meng began to store electricity.
"It's not this!" Ling Xiaolu went mad, "Have you ever seen any plants that are afraid of electricity!"
In the end, Ji Meng didn't know where to get Zhang Da's fishing net, so the two of them started playing hide-and-seek with the sunflowers in a yard. But sunflower is not a fuel-efficient flower. I often catch this one, and the other one takes the opportunity to slip away. In order to pounce on a naughty spirit, the two collided heavily, and both were injured after a scream.
"You, look at what you've done!" Ji Meng roared while covering his forehead.
Ling Xiaolu is not much better than him: "Wuwu, it's no wonder my master doesn't let me plant seeds, I finally know why."
The garden cleaning battle lasted for half an hour. Ji Meng tried his best to catch the last surviving sunflower.
"The last one!" he gasped.
Sunflower "pulululu" and "tongue kissed" Ji Meng's face.
"Yeah!" He was so angry that he was about to fall, but Ling Xiaolu hurriedly stopped.
"Don't throw it! I finally caught it!"
Ji Meng endured his nausea and threw the things in his hand into the net, Ling Xiaolu quickly tied a knot at the mouth of the net. The sunflowers that were caught in the net were also restless. They kept "purring" through the mesh, and Ji Meng had the urge to burn them on the spot.
The two fell to the ground, each with a sense of exhaustion.
"You can't grow something normal!" Ji Meng was a little better, and he had the strength to be fierce.
"How did I know it would be like this," Ling Xiaolu felt wronged, "Are all seeds the same?"
"How is it possible, do you know by looking at the face? Look at the face!"
"Then, what about the rest? Why don't you shovel?"
"What kind of shovel?" Ji Meng was not angry, "You have already planted, just continue to harvest!"
Ling Xiaolu was afraid: "Then what if I, the African chieftain, have black fingers, and I'll come out with this shit next time?"
"What should I do? Of course I'll catch it!"
Seeing that Ji Meng didn't blame him, and was willing to continue catching sunflowers with him, Ling Xiaolu felt a little moved in his heart.
Hearing him say again, "Find a small dark room after arrest, and lock you up with them! Lock you up for a day!"
Ling Xiaolu: …
Impressed Jier!
"Why don't you come next and turn around." Ling Xiaolu said while pushing Ji Meng.
Ji Meng despised those who play games with superstition, and gave him a blank look, but he got up to collect the seeds.
Ling Xiaolu was very nervous the moment the golden light lit up, but fortunately, after the light faded, the result was relatively flat, and nothing strange appeared.
"Red bean mochi and egg yolk crisp," Ji Meng threw it to him, "eat it."
After Ling Xiaolu took it, a text description popped up in front of him, this is a food that can be buffed, so it's not a scam after all.
Emboldened, he was gearing up.
"I'll touch one."
This time Ling Xiaolu harvested six huge pills.
"It's useless," Ji Meng commented. "A person or baby will get bigger if they eat it."
Ling Xiaolu remembered the fake King Kong who attacked him, and quickly put the ball in his pocket: "I think it's useful."
"You," Ji Meng recalled that he was a criminal, "you are not allowed to eat it!"
Ling Xiaolu was speechless: "Do you think I'm a person who sees and eats?"
"Aren't you?" Ji Meng asked back.
Ling Xiaolu: … Really!
"It's time to reveal the product of the next seed!" Ling Xiaolu clumsily changed the topic.
"Hmph." Ji Meng was too lazy to break him down.
Ling Xiaolu suddenly thought: "Is there any hidden golden finger, such as shouting 'Ji Meng is really handsome' three times, which can increase the probability of getting the best?"
"Don't be superstitious, how is it possible!"
"I think it's very scientific. You are the prince. In order to please you, the programmers of your company secretly set this function. Maybe you don't even know it yourself."
Ji Meng wanted to pick up his ears to see what was in his mind: "Why don't you become a programmer if you think so much?"
Ling Xiaolu insisted: "How do you know if you don't try."
[World] Lubi: Ji Meng is so handsome! Ji Meng is so handsome! Ji Meng is so handsome!
[World] Player [Lubi] picked the mysterious seeds and obtained [Tianwai Gold Mine]!
Ling Xiaolu opened his mouth wide and looked at Ji Meng in surprise. Although he didn't know what this gilded gold mine was, the things that could go to the world must be good things.
Ji Meng's scientific beliefs were questioned: "What's your expression like? It's just luck!"
"You say what you say to see your face!"
"I... I didn't mean to look at my face!"
"Isn't it?" Ling Xiaolu made a bold assumption and boldly asked for confirmation. Before every harvest, he went to the world to roar three times.
[World] Lubi: Ji Meng is so beautiful! Ji Meng is so beautiful! Ji Meng is so beautiful!
[World] Player [Lubi] picked the mysterious seeds and got [Resurrection Grass]!
[World] Lubi: Ji Meng is so cute! Ji Meng is so cute! Ji Meng is so cute!
[World] Player [Lubi] picked the mysterious seeds and got [Shard: Parting Claw Pattern]!
[World] Lubi: Husband comes first! Husband first! Husband first!
[World] Player [Lubi] picked the mysterious seeds and got the [Devil Ghost Illustration]!
…
The world was in an uproar.
[World] Qiao Luo: What the hell is this little red hand!
[World]BWIP: GM! Report a hang up!
[World] Like the wind: Watching the koi carp.
[World]Grey Dudu: I am jealous of my real name, who has opened three times in the society.
[World] Tiaotiao: So the question is, what is the decisive role in this koi quartet: A. Lubi's headline physique buff; B. Distributive master buff; or C. Ji Meng's handsome buff
[World] Chu Nan: Do you need to ask? Obviously C, otherwise why shout
[World] Erdong: A group of superstitious dogs, I also have a mature mysterious seed here, I don't believe that a few shouts can make good things
[World]Er Dong: Ji Meng is so handsome! Ji Meng is so handsome! Ji Meng is so handsome!
[World] Player [Er Dong] picked the mysterious seeds and obtained the [Scales of Wind Breath Pterodactyl]!
[World] Erdong: …
After a short pause, the speech blows out like a waterfall.
[World] Su Sui: Have you written down all those words of Lubi? Don't be quick to get a small book.
[World] Drawing a circle: Great, I have kept the seeds and dared not plant them, so I will plant them now!
[World] Heyang: Collect mysterious seeds at a high price, and some speed up!
[World] Lubi: Prince Ji is handsome! Prince Ji is handsome! Prince Ji is handsome!
The world was suddenly quiet, and everyone held their breaths, looking forward to the next miracle.
a moment later
[World] Lubi: Prince Ji can't do it.
All players: Get!
Ling Xiaolu raised his hips and looked up to the sky with a long smile: "Looking back at the time, I also believed in science!"
Ji Meng wanted to refute him, but he had no idea what to do, and almost suffered internal injuries.
The World Channel is lively again, this time from the people from the Douniwan tribe who are swiping the screen uniformly:
- Deer are better than children! Sexy European Emperor, online farming!
The people of Dou Niwan were still chasing and killing others in the morning, but in the afternoon they turned into licking dogs, and the topic of discussion was led to the love-hate relationship between Lubi and Dou Niwan.
The client, Ling Xiaolu, was also puzzled: "Is there something wrong with the brain of this Dou Niwan family?"
It was rare for Ji Meng to agree with him: "There is nothing to be diligent about, either a traitor or a thief."
"By the way, friend, how much do you know about Father Kou?"
Ji Meng despised his double-standard attitude of a husband and a friend, and he didn't like to see him caring about irrelevant people.
"I'm not familiar with him, so why do you ask this?"
"I don't care if Dad Kou offered me a reward, but he sent people to hunt me down. Even if I were to hunt me down, innocent people would be implicated. The innocent people can be endured, but chasing and killing me can't be endured."
Ji Meng: … This sentence is not usually said in this way.
Ling Xiaolu rolled his eyes, and at first glance, he had a bad intention: "Even if his attitude towards me suddenly changes 180 degrees, I will find a way to recover the account for chasing me."
Ji Meng frowned: "I seem to have heard people say that Dou Kou spends his money generously, and is very stingy toward others, even those in his family."
"A stingy appointment to someone..." Ling Xiaolu was brewing his plan to treat people, and his eyes unintentionally fell on the sunflower that was full of social swaying for a while.
Since it has been planted, it must be used to the fullest, otherwise would it not be a waste
Ling Xiaolu suddenly grabbed Ji Meng's arm excitedly: "Can you dance?"
"Dancing?" Ji Meng panicked, "I won't…"
"Never skip it?"
"Only when the class is performing..."
"Have you ever been caught as a strong man?" Ling Xiaolu responded quickly, "You can tell at a glance that your hands and feet are so long, you can just jump around and look good."
"Yes, yes?" Ji Meng's classmates also said the same when he was arrested. It seems that Ling Xiaolu is also very experienced.
Ling Xiaolu involuntarily pulled Ji Meng to his side: "I'll take a look at some actions."
Ji Meng placed a few poses at the mercy of Ling Xiaolu. He felt very stiff, but Ling Xiaolu was full of praise.
"Muscle lines are so smooth, it's a pity not to dance." He pinched Ji Meng's arm. Ji Meng was wearing a close-fitting soft armor, and he could still feel the elasticity of the muscles below through the armor, "Are you going to the gym?"
It was a little hot, or maybe the environmental sensitivity was set too high.
"Sometimes." Ji Meng secretly resolved to increase the frequency of going to the gym in the future.
"Envy." Ling Xiaolu rolled up his sleeves and showed him his biceps.
"I learned this from dancing, but I can only practice it like this, and it will be gone if I don't practice for a while. It is difficult for me to gain muscle."
Ji Meng stared at the slightly raised hill, and even had the urge to go up and take a small bite.
"That's it! Dance with me at the Commander's wedding ceremony the day after tomorrow!"
"Ah?" Ji Meng didn't react, how could it be settled
"But only the two of us are not enough. Do you know anyone else?"
Ji Meng was silent for a while: "No one, but rich."
"…What's the use of having money?"
"There are people with money."
Ten minutes later, a row of professional mercenaries stood neatly in front of Ling Xiaolu. In order to unify their image, these mercenaries have all changed to the same character model. They are burly, tall and mighty. Only the details of their faces are different. From the evaluation of appearance, it is simply a suitable dance group that can no longer be suitable.
"What can you do?" Ling Xiaolu asked.
The leader replied: "As long as you have money, you can do anything."
"It's great!" Ling Xiaolu clapped his hands, "Let's dance with me!"
Mercenaries: …
[World] Lubi: At the wedding celebration the night after tomorrow, your husband, Ji Meng, will set up a hundred tables in Jingzhe City. Everyone is welcome to join us!
"This Ji Meng is showing off his wealth in front of fans and winning people's hearts." Dou Kou saw Ji Meng's intention at a glance.
"Patriarch, you can't lose the battle if you lose." The follower advised.
"Who said I lost?" Dou Kou glared at him.
[World] Dou Kou: I set up two hundred tables!
[World] Xinchen: Oh oh oh!
A favorite scene, a group of people coaxed Ji Menggang to the front.
Ling Xiaolu was waiting for this sentence, he pushed Ji Meng.
[World] Ji Meng: Three hundred!
[World]Dog Biscuits: Husband is Invincible! Husband is rich!
[World] Dou Kou: Four hundred tables!
[World] Jupipi: Dad is the first in the universe! Dad's house has mines!
[World] Ji Meng: Add another hundred!
Dou Kou gritted his teeth.
[World] Dou Kou: Six hundred! I have six hundred tables! Any friends who come to my Dou Niwan banquet will give you an extra raffle egg, and everything you hit is yours!
Raise the world to cheer and praise Kou's father for his generosity.
Ling Xiaolu laughed enough before he spoke.
[World] Lubi: I'm sorry, I consulted the customer service just now, she said that a main city can only hold a maximum of 600 tables. Since Dad Kou is so active, let this opportunity be reluctantly given to him, thank Dad Kou!
Dou Kou: Pfft—
Followers: Not good! The patriarch is vomiting blood!