"Yes Yes Yes-"
411 is a spontaneous ghost, with an expression like a screaming chicken strangled by the throat, enough to scare Linglong off three hundred miles.
He stared dumbfoundedly at Li Zheng and walked towards this side without a trace of dust, and suddenly raised his hand and slapped his left cheek in front of everyone's eyes.
Ling Xiaolu: …
"Hey," 411 laughed happily, "It doesn't hurt, I'm just dreaming, I just said how could Li Zheng appear in this kind of battlefield."
The kind-hearted person next to him reminded: "Have you opened the pain perception?"
411:…
He adjusted the pain sensitivity to the maximum and slapped the right cheek lightly, and suddenly jumped up in pain: "It hurts! Ouch, it hurts!"
Ling Xiaolu: This is too exaggerated!
If it was Dou Kou who was there, everyone would swarm up to call Dad; if it was Ji Meng, they would rush up to call her husband. But Li Zheng went to the center of the hall, with its own isolated aura. People were eager to try, but they didn't dare to make a fool of themselves. For a while, they were secretly looking for angles to take selfies.
"Just now, I was plotting against the deer on the battlefield, and I ordered others to die, but we all saw it."
"And what is the quarrel... Digging a trap at the gate—the pit has reached home?"
"If it weren't for the strength of the male god and the master and the apprentice, we would have lost the last game!"
The other team members who had not experienced this koan case suddenly realized: "I said, no wonder your team ended up fighting."
"411," even more of a good memory teased him, "Didn't you say that if 627 gets separated, you are a dove? You should take out the mask!"
"It's fake," 411 covered his face and was unwilling to accept the reality, "How could Li Zheng accept apprentices?"
"Is your village just connected to the Internet?"
"You know everything about Liqiu and accepting apprentices, but you don't know?"
"I..." 411 was at a loss for words, "I'm all about the battlefield, and I don't want to gossip, so it's my fault? Besides, no one believed my teammates on my team just now?"
As soon as his voice came out, several people at the scene suddenly stopped and pretended to whistle.
"It's all of you!" 411's eyes became brighter at the moment, "Obviously when I said divorce before the game, you guys laughed along!"
"Don't talk nonsense, who laughed along with you, do you have any evidence?"
"I'm laughing, but I'm laughing at you. You don't believe it when people hint so clearly!"
"I believed from the very beginning that 627 was a quarrel. Is it strange that the master came to the low-level battlefield to bring his apprentices?"
Green team members denied it one by one, so Ling Xiaolu almost believed it.
"You...!" 411 was so angry that they had nothing to say.
"Even if I know what's wrong," he turned to Ling Xiaolu, and his arrogance from earlier returned, "Can the apprentice who made the appointment be able to kill people indiscriminately? I, I still report it!"
"Master," Ling Xiaolu said pitifully, "he said he wanted to report me."
"You killed your teammate by mistake, what's wrong with reporting you?"
411 Almost vomited blood, what is manslaughter? Obviously killed on purpose!
"Then what should I do?" Ling Xiaolu looked more like a victim than him, "Will I be banned?"
"It's not impossible."
Ling Xiaolu was aggrieved: "I also saw the master move first, and then I did it."
411 hurriedly interrupted: "Your master is good-looking, are you good-looking too?"
Li Zheng glanced coldly: "I hit him, but do you think I killed him?"
411: ? ?
"I was wrong. Next time I will only hit him and promise not to kill him."
"I said you killed him, didn't I?"
"Master means..."
"You just succeeded in a sneak attack, and you won a disgraceful victory. I want you to defeat him head-on one-on-one to pass today's trial."
411: ? ? ? ?
"Wait, even if you are a divorcee, you look down on people too much, don't you?" 411 has something to say, "Have you seen my 18-meter-long sword? I'm afraid that your apprentice will be rewarded if I go down with a knife. The gold is all mine."
Ling Xiaolu fixed his eyes on the big knife he had drawn, and expressed his approval: "It makes sense, sneak attacks are disgraceful, isn't it glorious to bully the weak by the strong? The conflicts between people cannot be solved only by force, this game is fun. There are so many things, why are you obsessed with PK?"
Li Zheng is not forced: "Okay, then go back to repair the courtyard."
"But then again, dungeons, battles, and raising babies in the game are all for better PK, PK is the ultimate meaning of the game, games without PK will be no fun, I love PK, I would like to fight with you !"
411 was stunned by his seamless transition: "I didn't expect you to be such a person who sees the wind!"
"That's right, don't even look at who my master is!"
411 was even more shocked: "Your master is also a person who sees the wind?"
Ling Xiaolu said with a deep expression: "If you have such a master, you will learn to master the wind without a teacher."
Unable to hold back, the melon-eating crowd hurriedly asked, "How can I have a master like you?"
Ling Xiaolu was stopped by the question: "Well, maybe you have to get yourself drunk first?"
Li Zheng's thin lips parted lightly: "How long are you going to talk?"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Ling Xiaolu pointed at 411, "Come and fight with me!"
411: ? ? ? Obviously you have been talking nonsense, okay? !
"Fight if you fight!" He slashed his sword across the ground, "All witnesses were present. It was Li Zheng who asked his apprentice to fight me, but it wasn't that Lao Tzu bullied the newcomer."
"If I win, you can't report it."
411 sneered disdainfully, and extended his thumb to himself: "If you can beat me, I will report myself, dish!"
"Wait a minute," Li Zheng interrupted, "Tutor, you don't have anything, what do you use to beat him?"
Ling Xiaolu didn't understand: "Is there nothing for a disciple?"
Li Zheng throws one thing: "Let's use this first."
After the people around saw clearly what it was, they were envious and jealous, and the concentrated gaze almost set Ling Xiaolu on fire, but the person involved was dazed.
He tilted his head and looked at it. The color of this thing was not gray, and it was extremely inconspicuous. It looked like a rock carved into a fox ball.
"You don't even know what this is, right?" 411 was the closest, and his eyes were straight, but it happened that Ling Xiaolu didn't know it, which made people angry.
Ling Xiaolu didn't want to be underestimated by him, so he put the stone in his arms: "Of course I know what this is, don't cry when I hit you with it later!"
"Stop chattering, let's do it!"
Ling Xiaolu had already planned it. With his insightful master watching from the sidelines, he had to use the blindfold method to make a quick decision to avoid revealing his fault.
"Fog!" he shouted.
Dispute: "Dismiss!"
Ling Xiaolu: "…"
"I said that I want to defeat it head-on, so why do I use these side-by-side tricks?"
Ling Xiaolu kept smiling: "Did you see it? My master can be so handsome with just one word."
"What's so great about a word? I also have a word skill." 411 was disdainful.
"real?"
"Go away!" 411 said and rolled on the ground.
"… what's the use of this?"
"Release the control effect." 411 said proudly.
"..." Ling Xiaolu nodded, "It's awesome."
He flashed his bear claws and flew over, and 411 roared again.
"Wait a moment!"
Ling Xiaolu almost didn't stop: "What's wrong?!"
A few arrows flew from the air with a "hush hush". Fortunately, Ling Xiaolu reacted quickly and flicked to the side, and the arrows plunged into the place where he stood one after another.
Ling Xiaolu was still in shock: "Are you plotting against me?"
"I didn't expect it," 411 cocked his hips proudly, "My skill trigger password is 'wait a minute'!"
Ling Xiaolu: ... What a slut with a cheap trick!
He stopped talking nonsense to the other party this time, he rushed up and scratched. After 411 got his paw, his face changed drastically, and he hugged his head and shouted:
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Ouch! This time I really wait! Ouch! Stop! Stop fighting!!"
Ling Xiaolu had enough beatings, and jumped away and rested his hands: "If you believe in you again, there will be ghosts!"
411 was about to cry: "It's true, my pain perception has been turned to the maximum and I haven't adjusted it back!"
Ling Xiaolu: …
The melon eaters were very happy to see it.
"Hahahaha deserve it!"
"Do it yourself, if you didn't use 'wait a minute' to deceive people, people wouldn't believe you!"
"Keep going, Xiaolubi, don't give him time to transfer back!"
411 hurriedly changed back to the setting: "It doesn't count just now, do it again!"
Ling Xiaolu rolled his eyes, whoever came back to you, he was scratched again before he could return to the blood.
"Look at the sky!" Mushrooms appeared one after another on the ground, and they exploded one after another.
Ling Xiaolu jumped east and west, dodging all the mushrooms, and jumped to 411 and slapped the opponent's head with a paw: "Look at the ground!"
The audience outside the venue interacted cordially: "It's still 411 obedient, let's just watch the underground!"
411 stomped his feet and drew out a large thorn: "Lie down quickly!"
"Wow, using this kind of underhand trick again," the onlookers couldn't stand it any longer, "The last time was enough, who is still fooled!"
Of course Ling Xiaolu would not be fooled, and jumped on his shoulder: "Fog is coming!"
This time, Li Zheng didn't clear the screen, and 411 didn't learn to disperse it. After the fog dissipated, everyone was delighted to find that 411's hair was crumpled into a bird's nest, and a small braid was tied at the top.
"Ha ha ha ha… "
411 was so angry that he played the big sword so tightly that Ling Xiaolu's melee weapon was obviously at a disadvantage.
"I see how you can jump!" 411 was approaching, and it was Ling Xiaolu's turn to retreat.
"Hahaha, be afraid!"
Ling Xiaolu pointed with two fingers: "Don't come here!"
"roll!"
Skill cooldown. "do not come!"
"roll!"
"do not come!"
"roll!"
"Grass!" 411 couldn't help cursing, "Where are you walking me?!"
Ling Xiaolu said a "shhh", 411 was completely empty, where is the person
Looking at the moment when he was dazed, Ling Xiaolu turned his back without hesitation.
"goodbye!"
The bear claws hit some kind of hard object, Ling Xiaolu hit with all his strength, and 411 was unharmed.
"Hey hey hey, can't think of it, I still have this indestructible armor!"
411 hid in a khaki oval shell, revealing only one face.
"You look like a potato." Ling Xiaolu commented rudely.
"Because this is my pet! Armor Potato!"
Ling Xiaolu had never seen the power of potatoes before, so he scratched with a few claws, but they all hit the wall, and the potatoes were not cracked.
It's a tough problem.
The masses make plans:
"Plant-type babies are most afraid of insect-type babies. Do you have any bugs? Take them out!"
"Armor Potatoes are Earth Attributes, and Babies with Wood Attributes can also break them!"
Having said a lot of suggestions, to Ling Xiaolu, it is the same as not saying anything.
411 couldn't move his whole body, but his mouth kept babbling: "Give it up, you can't break through my iron wall without dead ends!"
"Is there really no dead ends?"
411 was taken aback: "Of course!"
"I can't see it," Ling Xiaolu put his hand in his arms, "Look at the hidden weapon!"
"Ouch!" 411 was hit in the face by the so-called hidden weapon, screamed, and changed back to the prototype. The thing that hit him bounced to the ground, rolled a few times, and stopped.
The hall was suddenly silent, except for the beaten 411.
"Dark your sister! Are you sick? Is it okay to treat your sickness? What kind of games are you playing!"
Ling Xiaolu was keenly aware that the surrounding atmosphere was not right. The crowd who were still watching the play just now were all wide-eyed like goldfish with their mouths open and silent.
Could it be that the way he threw the hidden weapon just now was not handsome enough
Next to the hidden weapon he threw, a pure white toe appeared.
Li Zheng leaned over, picked up the stone statue on the ground, and held it in front of Ling Xiaolu.
Ling Xiaolu flashed all kinds of descriptions related to jade in his mind. Li Zheng's fingers stretched out like beautiful jade. What kind of detail control can be shaped so perfectly? Will his real identity be a man? sculptor
wrong! Ling Xiaolu shook his head, still thinking about all these things, is the focus on jade? The point is this stone!
Li Zheng didn't say a word, his five fingers were gently folded together, the stone statue in his palm burst out with white light, the rubble peeled off layer by layer, and finally a snow-white fox ball popped out of it with a "hum". Li Zheng's shoulders, stretched and yawned at the same time, and finally got down obediently and wrapped his furry tail around Li Zheng's neck.
Ling Xiaolu: ... so cute, it's the feeling of heartbeat.
The melon eaters whispered:
"I read it right, it really is a rare baby Yunhu that only haunts the Beimang Snow Mountain!"
"I've been caught for a whole month and haven't caught it!"
"One month? I lived on the top of the mountain for three months, and I didn't even see a hair!"
"This baby may not be available for several million at the current market price. Li Zheng was casually thrown out for the apprentice to use, and the apprentice was casually thrown out for use as a hidden weapon. Are these two masters and apprentices sent casually?"
"Does the male god still lack apprentices? I'm not bad when it comes to seeing the wind as the rudder!"
What's more, they raised their heads and poured out liquor.
After talking a lot, it was inevitable that a few words would drift into Ling Xiaolu's ears. He realized that he seemed to have done a big stupid thing
"Each account has a novice pet given by the system, and unsealing the pet is a must-do task in the novice teaching."
Ling Xiaolu understood, it turned out that Shi Shi's true identity was a baby in a sealed state, but how could he know! He is also a baby!
"Yeah..." The baby replied with a guilty conscience.
"Where's your novice pet?" Li Zheng stared at him, "Show me."
"..." Ling Xiaolu had a smile on his face, and was already thinking "emergency offline" in his heart.
"Bang!" An air mass popped up around him, Ling Xiaolu was startled, and the emergency offline was also interrupted.
Linglong: Don't panic! I am coming!
Linglong's magical soldier descended from the sky, and Ling Xiaolu felt that he was as handsome as a dragon for the first time in history!
"A novice pet?" Ling Xiaolu blinked innocently, "Is this what Master said?"
He grabbed the little guy that Ling Long had transformed into, and it turned out to be an egg with wings and claws.
Impressive! Linglong, who was afraid of birds, turned into an egg for him!
"What am I doing, it turns out that a novice pet is just an egg..." Ling Xiaolu whispered.
He raised his eyes, met Li Zheng's eyes, stunned, and hurriedly changed his words: "I mean... it's just an egg, who hasn't had an egg yet, hahaha..."
Li Zheng stared at Ling Xiaolu, who was smiling dryly, until he was gradually unable to laugh.
After a long while, he said quietly, "You'd better have it."
Ling Xiaolu "gulu" swallowed the rest of the "ha".
Li Zheng waved his long sleeves, and Yunhu jumped back from his shoulders to his arms.
"Since you don't like it, forget it."
Ling Xiaolu subconsciously grabbed Li Zheng's sleeve: "No! Master, you misunderstood!"
"What?" Li Zheng glanced down, "Are you sorry?"
"..." Ling Xiaolu was bitter and couldn't say, "I regret... regret..."
"Continue talking" written in Li Zheng's eyes.
"...I didn't help Master to repair the yard, how dare I take such a precious thing as Master if he refuses to repair the yard?"
Ling Xiaolu's eyebrows have a tragic spirit of breaking the boat and sinking the boat: "I won't fight, I'll go back to repair the yard!"