"Our family is officially established!" Ling Xiaolu had to repeat it after the administrator finished, "It's just how this script looks like a wedding vow, and those who don't know it think we're going to have a mass wedding."
411 slipped back into the corner after pressing the handprint, quietly counting the number of people with his finger: "One, two, three, four. Four gold names... Mahjong, three green names to fight the landlord, two pink names to play chess , a black name…”
The duck dove happened to turn around here, 411 and the bird looked at each other, and shivered: "... want to kill me."
"411!" he heard someone calling him.
"Huh?" 411 responded unconsciously.
"What's your opinion?" Ling Xiaolu asked him.
411 was still outside the situation, and he didn't hear what Ling Xiaolu said before. In fact, since the appearance of the Poison Dove, he has always been in a state of sleepwalking in the fog.
"Me? I just want to know... How did you swim so many bastards in this shallow water?" he said stupidly.
The voice fell, and the big men who had been transparent before turned to look at him.
"Bah!" Being stared at by so many big men, 411 woke up instantly, "I-I-I mean, how can you accommodate so many Buddhas in such a small temple!"
"..." Ling Xiaolu was speechless, "I'm asking, do you have any opinion on the family name?"
"Ah?" He was confused again, "Do I also have the right to speak?"
"Of course! Every member of our family has a say."
Although a few people directly abstained, such as Chang Huanxi who was too lazy to think about it, Zero who was too lazy to speak, and divorced who was too lazy to participate, etc.
Unfortunately, there is no ink in 411's stomach.
"I think... Since there are four gold names in the family, it's better to be called the four gold family."
Ling Xiaolu wanted to complain: "If there is another one, it will be called a hardware store? Then we still have three green names, so why not call it melamine?"
Chu Ya was inspired, and pointed to Poison Dove and himself: "It can also be called the Black Fan Army."
Ji Qing: "Golden Fen Family."
The first bud: "pink white and dark green."
Ling Xiaolu: "Why don't you get along with the color?!"
"Then get up."
Ling Xiaolu thought about it: "Why don't we do this, Emperor Yang of Sui, An Qingxu, Lu Fengxian, Alsace... Which one do you think is better?"
Ji Meng frowned: "What are these things?"
Li Zheng opened his mouth unhurriedly: "Emperor Yang of Sui usurped the throne of Emperor Wen of Sui, An Qingxu killed An Lushan, Lu Fengxian assassinated Dong Zhongying, these people either killed the biological father or killed the godfather... But what is the last one? ?"
Ling Xiaolu applauded: "Master is amazing! The last one is not important, the point is to express the purpose of our family's establishment!"
"Dou Kou doesn't deserve to let us name him."
"Poison dove?"
Poison doves are not often close to people, and at this moment they are also far away from the crowd, leaning against the wall.
"You just choose the name you like. I can solve it by myself over Dou Niwan."
When he said this coldly, Ling Xiaolu seemed to hear the vision of everyone in Dou Niwan, and it was not so easy.
"But I have to talk to you first." Ling Xiaolu was afraid that the duck dove would go too far, so he had to make an appointment three chapters in advance.
"you say."
"I don't care what happens to the people in Dou Niwan. I can't kill people in my family more than ten times a month."
"Row."
411:…? ? ? ?
Nan Xun also wanted to speak: "Actually, I think Dou Niwan has the patriarch's name embedded in it, which is very interesting. Why don't we include the name of Lubi's brother."
"My name? Inappropriate."
"What's wrong with your name?" Ji Meng voted in favor, "That's it."
"Then... deer, deer, deer?"
Chuya was inspired again: "Luer wine."
Ji Qing: "Lu Wanda."
Nan Xun: "Deer Man Armor."
Ji Meng: "Lu Zhishen."
Chang Huanxi also thought of one: "Deer!"
411: "Deer Yin addiction."
The big guys looked at each other again.
"...I, I mean... Deer Sound Machine!"
There will probably never be any results in such a combination of words, and Chu Ya thought of another one.
"Deer Club."
Ling Xiaolu quickly made a decision: "Okay, that's all, it's simple and low-key but not luxurious, and it fits our purpose of being a low-key family."
"Can."
"No comment."
"Okay President Lu."
"I'm fine as long as it's not those messy names."
Ling Xiaolu submitted the family name to the system, and a circular halo appeared at the feet of the ten people.
[Family Announcement]Deer Tomorrow has been named successfully.
[Family Announcement] Sending to the family territory...
Ten golden pillars swept away the people and sent them to the main hall of the territory.
On the wall of the main hall, the handprint photo frame they had just printed was hung high, and there was a conference table in the center, which could be used to hold family meetings.
"It turns out that there is such a thing as family territory, advanced."
Ling Xiaolu came here for the first time, and everything was fresh.
[Family Announcement] Ji Meng donated 5,000,000 gold coins to the family.
Ling Xiaolu: ?
He was shocked: "Why did you donate so much money?"
"Isn't the family territory upgraded? Does it cost money to upgrade? Did you change it?"
"Xiao Meng is right," Ji Qing explained, "The various facilities in the family territory need to be upgraded before they can be used, and money will be used in many places."
[Family Announcement] Chu Qing donated 5,000,000 gold coins to the family.
"elder sister??"
"I'm not as generous as my brother, these are the two of me and Chu Ya."
[Family Announcement] Li Zheng donated 5,000,000 gold coins to the family.
"Master???"
"This is for me and my disciple."
Ji Meng pushed back unceremoniously: "If there are no two people, it's yours."
"Oh~" Chang Huanxi finally understood after watching for a long time, "It turns out that the new family's rule is to raise funds and donate money, I will come."
[Family Announcement] Xier donated 5 gold coins to the family.
Crowd: "… "
"The newcomer doesn't have much money, don't dislike it."
[Family Announcement]Zero donated 2936 gold coins to the family.
This money is divided and whole, it does not seem to be entered deliberately.
"You donated all your money?" Chang Huanxi asked in surprise.
"Yes."
"This fool," Chang Huanxi didn't know what to say, "Ji Meng! Introduce me to your channel, I want to buy gold!"
Ling Xiaolu: …Why do local tyrants play games differently than us!
Most of the members donated money, and Ling Xiaolu remembered that there were a few special people.
"Nan Xun, don't donate, you just played, you don't have any money."
Nan Xun thought about it for a while and agreed, "Then I will donate it later when I have money."
"The pigeon dove is not rich, so don't donate it." Ling Xiaolu cared about one thing and another.
411 was surprised to hear the words: "Will the Great Demon King be rich?"
The pussy cockroach said: "It seems that it is your turn."
411: "…"
Why bother asking, 411 originally planned to donate 20,000 yuan, but was stared at by the big devil, he could only donate 30,000 yuan with one bite.
The other party was still staring, and 411 reluctantly put down another 20,000 yuan, and the duck dove let him go.
Is it easy for civilians to make money? That's all the hard-earned money he saved on the battlefield. The Great Demon King offers more rewards than this when he picks up a single order, but he is too embarrassed to say that he is not rich!
Ling Xiaolu counted his own money, and it was 270,000 if not a fraction.
But he is the patriarch, and the clan member is five million when he makes a move. Would it be inappropriate for the patriarch to donate only this amount
Ji Meng saw what he was struggling with.
"Keep the money for yourself, it's not enough to stick between your teeth."
Ling Xiaolu was unwilling to be looked down upon: "I still have money! It's just that the purchase of a house will be postponed after the donation."
Ji Meng strode over to Meteor, the sudden approach startled Ling Xiaolu.
"What do you want to do?"
Ji Meng raised Ling Xiaolu without saying a word and shook him headfirst into the family vault.
"How much money do you have? Donate it all, so you don't worry about buying a house all day long."
"Hey! What are you doing! Put me down! I'm angry!"
Being violently forced to donate by the clan members in public, he has no face as the clan leader!
Li Zheng took action to save the man: "Don't be rude to my disciple."
"Thank you, Master!" Ling Xiaolu was moved, "But can you stop your snake from tying me up?"
The appearance of being bound by a snake is really shameless! !
"Oh? Do you want to fight?" Ji Meng showed his weapon, "It just so happens that the last time's account hasn't been settled yet!"
"I don't want to fight, you are too weak."
Ji Meng was lit: "What did you say?!"
The duck dove, who had been silent all the time, straightened up from the wall and moved his wrists: "I heard that your snake is very powerful, but I really want to try it."
Ling Xiaolu: ? ? ? ?
Chang Huanxi said nothing: "They were too noisy. I contacted the studio and went with me to get the gold. It is said that there is a limit on the amount of money you can carry, so you can help me pack it."
"it is good."
Ling Xiaolu listened to the big head, who are these people
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the eldest lady and the two girls sitting at the table in a gentle manner, Chu Ya was introducing something to Nan Xun enthusiastically, with a photo in hand, Nan Xun listened earnestly and nodded.
It's still a good girl, Ling Xiaolu sighed.
Wait, why is the photo in Chu Ya's hand so strange? He stepped forward and snatched it over to take a look. It was Ji Meng who grabbed him and poured it into the vault.
"What is this? Why did you take this shot?!"
Chu Ya's face is not red and her heart is not beating: "This, I saw the sassy and heroic patriarch, and couldn't help but take it."
what the hell? How cool is this "Ji Meng upside down Ling Xiaolu"? ! !
Ji Qing suddenly warned: "Bow your head!"
The three fell to the ground quickly, and a string of crows swept past with a "crawl" against their scalps.
"Lift your feet!"
The three of them lifted their feet collectively, and the silver python zigzagged under their feet, leaving deep dents on the ground.
Ling Xiaolu had enough: "Have you—"
"Ah-huh!"
The sturdy Lei Lulu fell from the sky and smashed heavily onto the table, smashing the entire conference table to smithereens.
"—It's over."
Various voices came from overhead.
"Thunder!"
"drop!"
Whoa, whoa, whoa-
Chu Ya calmly blew the photo in his hand: "It's okay."
Nanxun: "Sister, let's talk about it in another place. I still want to hear it, but it's too noisy here."
"Go to our house, there are many photos at home."
"Um!"
Ling Xiaolu was born without love: Can this family really fight against Dou Niwan? Why does he feel that sooner or later the pill.
At the same time, 411, who no one has noticed, is still hiding in the corner and eating his hands in fear: I am dead, I am dead, I am dead...
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The unscrupulous trail reporter 20938204 was arrested by the police a few days ago for writing peach-colored news.