Ji Meng's blacklist has added a blacklisted user - the producer of "Humanity: One Worship of Heaven and Earth"!
Fortunately, he didn't open the barrage, otherwise there would be more in the blacklist - everyone in the game except them!
"Old... Big brother, old sister, Lao Ji, are you alright?" Although Ling Xiaolu stood up, he didn't stand up straight. Isn't the swaying figure very ecstasy?"
Ji Meng: ... This one is also blocked!
He opened the small game store to see if there were any paid items that could help them reach the finish line in one breath. Prince Ji of Xinshan does not allow any difficulties that cannot be solved by charging money in this game!
"What are you looking at?" Ling Xiaolu discovered the new fun of this game, that is, as long as he is still standing, no matter how he swings, he will not easily fall over. The rubber body can always bounce back at the limit, like a tumbler with a built-in spring.
"Don't make trouble." Ji Meng impatiently wanted to pull his hand away from him.
"Don't look, let's have fun together!" Ling Xiaolu raised Ji Meng's hand.
"Don't make trouble, I'm looking for... What are you doing!" Ji Meng was forcibly pulled to the other side, and when he turned around, he found Ling Xiaolu with both hands in the air, swaying freely along with the trajectory of his body. As if he had eaten cartilage powder, he put on all kinds of weird shapes at will, like noodles turned into essence.
"Shake! Ji?"
"Don't drag me, will you?" Ji Meng, who didn't want to join forces, hated that he couldn't regain the initiative of his body, and had to be repeatedly led astray by the mischievous people.
"Isn't this fun? Oh~ I see, you have idol baggage!" Ling Xiaolu said understandingly.
Ji Meng: "...you don't have the burden of idols, you don't even have the burden of human beings!"
This game should not be called "Human: Worship the Heaven and Earth", it should be renamed "Lubi: Don't Want to Be a Human"!
Ling Xiaolu, who is determined not to be a human being, raised his hands and swayed charmingly: "Like a seaweed seaweed seaweed seaweed, fluttering in the wind~"
"Classic old song library? You!" You can even sing songs from hundreds of years ago!
Ling Xiaolu listened to his words and sang smoothly: "Let's swing together! Swing together!"
"This one too!!"
"Come on~ be happy~"
"… "
- I feel a little distressed for the prince, forcibly forced by Lubi to become a Tucao emperor.
—Isn’t this the song that Kou’s father danced at the wedding ceremony? I've always wondered what song it is.
—Can't believe that Xiaolubi's classical music attainments are so profound
- Suggested record: "Lubi · Centennial Classics Library - Classics Everlasting, Inherited for Five Hundred Years".
-Is there any scissor hand to match a PV? Just use this ready-made video material.
- I'll come, I'll come!
Ji Meng rummaged through the mall, and finally found something that could be used—a pair of shoes that could walk on it. Although it is still difficult to walk, the weight of the shoes is thousands of pounds. Every step you take, you have to go through the steps of "lifting up hard and falling down hard", not to mention that there is a soy sauce bottle behind you.
Mindless Ling Xiaolu was dragged forward by unhappy Ji Meng. If the difficulty factor of this game is 10, the existence of Ling Xiaolu adds a square to this value. No, maybe it is more than that low.
Either he lost his balance and pressed on Ji Meng and couldn't pulsate back, or he deliberately threw Ji Meng in the opposite direction, or he laughed when Ji Meng was embarrassed, where does Ji Meng need to open the barrage, Ling Xiaolu One person has contracted the "hahahaha" of the whole world.
"Go this way! This way! Are you blind!"
"Ah? I thought it was over there, hahahaha..."
"Don't pull my leg! Where are you pulling me!"
"Didn't I pull your hand? Why did your foot run up, hahahaha..."
"Aren't you taking too much laughter? Huh?"
"Laughing hahahaha, hey, don't go up alone, you can't leave me behind!"
"Don't pull! Don't pull! Pull it down again!"
"Hahahaha? Ah!"
"—Bahah!"
Poor Ji Meng has to deal with the noodle jingling road, haha, while dealing with various forces such as gravity, no gravity, and adhesion.
If possible, he really wanted to knead the noodles into dough and pat them into pie, wrap them with stuffing to make buns, and pat them into pie, and bake them on the fire on both sides, so as to relieve his hatred.
Ling Xiaolu has sharp eyes: "Hey friend! Look at the rocket behind the stone!"
He excitedly thanked: "666! Which old iron sent this rocket?"
"This is a prop in the game, do you understand!" Ji Meng got up and walked towards the rocket with difficulty, dragging a long worm that couldn't get up on his right foot.
"Don't go so fast, wait for me to stand up first!"
Ji Meng ignored him and walked to the Rocket with his own perseverance.
"What's the use of this prop?"
- Don't touch it casually!
Ji Meng touched the rocket with his fingertips.
"boom-"
"Ahhh!"
Ling Xiaolu's screams echoed in the copy.
Ji Meng catapulted into the sky like a rocket, Ling Xiaolu grabbed his ankle and couldn't let go, and was also carried into the air.
The two people staged the real sky for a second, and when they looked down, everything on the ground turned into black spots.
The speed of ascent is affected by air resistance, and gradually slows down until it stops.
Ling Xiaolu & Ji Meng: "… "
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
- The tragedy in the world, I can't bear to continue watching it.
- Ji Meng: I will take you to heaven.
- Lubi: ? ?
—Away from the ground, approaching 30,000 feet…
- Wow, the front is also a classic old singer!
Fortunately, Ji Meng reacted quickly. When he fell, he firmly stuck to the side of the high platform. Ling Xiaolu, who was falling at a high speed, was violently pulled and bounced in the air like a rubber before stopping.
"Wuwuwu, my husband is holding on! I don't want to fall from here!" At an emergency, Ling Xiaoluo did not choose to say anything. As long as he could survive, he could call it his father!
Ji Meng gritted his teeth and swung Ling Xiaolu onto the stage with all his strength. After Ling Xiaolu went, he pulled Ji Meng up with his hands and feet, and the two were finally safe.
"Fortunately," Ji Meng wiped his sweat, "so at least you don't have to climb up."
Ling Xiaolu carefully leaned on the edge and looked down. This place was at least 100 meters above the ground. If they were allowed to climb, they would have to climb at least for 10,000 years!
"Do we count as cheating? Hanging?" Ling Xiaolu kept asking worriedly, "Will we be banned if we are caught? Shall we go down and start over?"
Ji Meng felt that if he didn't stop him, he would really jump down.
"Luby?"
"Um?"
Ji Meng grabbed his shoulders head-on and shook it vigorously. Because Ling Xiaolu was soft, his whole body also passively followed the "front and back", shaking into a wavy line.
"Do you still want to pass the customs? Just be honest with me if you want to pass the customs!"
Following his movements, Ling Xiaolu rhythmically made ups and downs, like a firetruck: "Ah/ah/ah/ah/ah..."
- Can I ask pessimistically, can we still see this game in the entertainment hall after today? Will Crown Prince Ji take it off the shelf in a rage
- No, I like to play this game, I don't want this game without T port T
- From another angle, the actions of these two people are simply imaginative.
- You've lost your mind, the one who was imagining it.
- The dubbing is also, it is fascinating.
- Your ears are gone.
Ling Xiaolu was turned into a bean curd brain, and (temporarily) did not dare to make trouble, and followed Ji Meng obediently.
It's just a platform a few meters square and nothing but a glider.
"It should be let's slide down here."
The two grabbed the handrail of the glider side by side and jumped off the 100-meter high platform.
"Oooh-"
The moment the glider was lifted up by the wind, Ling Xiaolu let out a cheer. They were fluttering in the air, comfortable and comfortable. Who would have thought that these two people had just experienced a lot of jumping around.
If it can continue like this, it will be a good game. Ji Meng looked at the blurry scenery on the ground and thought.
Unfortunately, the good times did not last long, the wind intensified ahead, and the glider produced severe turbulence.
"It's awesome! I can't catch it!" Ling Xiaolu shouted in the wind.
Ji Meng glanced at him against the strong wind, stretched out his right arm and wrapped the man in his arms.
The glider was like a lone boat in a huge wave, swaying erratically up and down, left and right, Ling Xiaolu caught a glimpse of a circular halo in the sky perpendicular to the ground, more than one.
"Look!" he motioned in his voice. "What are those rings for? Are we going through them?"
Ji Meng judged by the size and spacing of the rings, Ling Xiaolu seemed to have a point. He squeezed the left and right sides of the handrail and found that the glider could artificially change the direction of travel.
"Lubi! Grab the handrail!"
"Oh!"
Ji Meng fought against the hurricane and tried to align the nose of the aircraft with the ring. The glider passed through the first ring tremblingly, gaining acceleration in an instant, and rushing straight to the second and third lanes... Ji Meng controlled the glider with precision Go through each circle without error.
"It's amazing!" "It's accurate!" "Only the bull's-eye!" Ling Xiaolu contributed in the form of language, proving that he also contributed to the clearance.
Acceleration after acceleration helped the glider overcome the oncoming resistance, until it was completely out of the hurricane's range and the glider took to the sky again.
"Oh hoo! We're out!" Ling Xiaolu rested comfortably in Ji Meng's arms, the breeze blew his face, and he narrowed his eyes comfortably.
- Husband's boyfriend, I'm so tired.
- I also want to be carried away by my husband in my arms.
- I don't care which Jilu Party senior management secretly arranged all this, you have won my life's respect!
—A group of superficial humans who shamelessly post up when they see the surname Ji. I'm different, miss please take me to fly!
—Look at it! There is a shameless example here that we should learn from!
The glider landed smoothly, here is the spring plain, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the grass is growing and the warblers are flying.
Although the two people who got off the glider were still inseparable, they could walk freely and their bodies returned to normal.
They walked hand in hand in the long grass, and where they passed, glowing insects started to linger on the tip of the grass and shuttle between their fingers.
Ling Xiaolu jumped, and found that there was no gravity left on the ground. He suddenly had a whim, letting himself float in the air, one hand held by Ji Meng, and transformed into a human-shaped kite.
"It's so comfortable!" Ling Xiaolu enjoyed the freedom of gravity, "Would you like to try it?"
Ji Meng glanced back in disgust, and raised the "kite" a little higher.
Walking through the spring, the roaring river blocked the way. They drifted down the water in small boats, dodged the rocks set up as obstacles, rushed out of the waterfall and fell on the wide lake. A huge air balloon awaits, and their hands can finally be separated, but it takes two people running in the same direction to reach the shore.
It doesn't matter that the direction and pace are different, the big deal is that two people are rolling around in the ball and bumping into each other in one hundred and eight ways.
The first thing Ji Meng did after landing was strangling Ling Xiaolu, who always ran in the opposite direction.
The popularity of #straywaterball# has risen rapidly, and it has surpassed #Prince wants to drink hand-cranked deer than coffee# and #Is it a kite flying in the sky? Do not! It is the status of Lubi#, until the end of this live broadcast, we will never know who is the winner of today's hot topic.
Ling Xiaolu escaped Ji Meng's claws, ran to the lake and laughed, picked up water and splashed him on him, and gradually evolved into two people splashing each other. The water here has magic power. The blue lake water is glowing with light. When you stretch your hand in, time will gather around your hand. The raised water droplets are also dazzling and dazzling. With each other's faces behind the water droplets, it was impossible to tell whether it was the water or the other's face that was dazzling.
No one swiped the barrage, it was all lemons and dogs.
- I found out that this game may be enjoyed by humans, but not very friendly to dogs.
—So much free dog food is not friendly to dogs, what is friendly
—Oh, who is that lemon in the mirror? Why do you look like me.
- You said it as if the two were already together.
-what? These two are not together yet
- That summer, your laughter and the water splash smashed on my face, and that day I realized that the taste of slap in the face can also be very like love.
Through the summer, what stopped them was a bottomless gulf. Ji Meng grabbed the zipline tightly, Ling Xiaolu hugged Ji Meng tightly, and accompanied Ling Xiaolu imitating the whistling sound of the ape-man, swaying from one end of the rift to the other. They climbed on the cliffs made of red clay, shouted into the abyss, and lay on the top of the cliffs to watch the sky high and the clouds clear, and the wild geese crossing the sky.
Walking through the autumn, they hugged each other and rolled down from the snowy slope of more than ten meters in a scream. You pulled me and I pulled you to run wildly under the pursuit of snowballs. The blizzard blocked their way, but their hands that could already be separated were tightly clasped together, supporting each other and moving forward without hesitation in the whistling snowstorm. The hoarfrost from Ling Xiaolu was blown away in a blink of an eye, and Ji Meng put his frozen hands on his face with difficulty, trying to give him some warmth.
Through the winter, there is only the last door left in front of you. A dazzling blazing light came from the other side of the door, and the two stood still and stepped at the same time, walking into the light in unison.
The audience of the live broadcast burst into tears.
—Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu) has a kind of satisfaction from an old mother watching her cub go through untold hardships and finally walk into the church hand in hand.
- Isn't it just forcing me to admit Xiaolubi's identity as a princess? I admit it, okay
- Since then, my husband has become a moth. Fortunately, my mother-in-law has a moth-in-law.
- I declare that the back in this light is the best today.
- No no, you never know which scene is the best of the day until the last second.
Ling Xiaolu and Ji Meng passed through the gate of customs clearance and came to the highest point in the world, with the cloud at their feet.
Looking through the clouds, it is the four seasons they have traveled all the way, spring, summer, autumn and winter, endlessly. The setbacks they have experienced, the difficulties they have worked hard to overcome, the wind and rain, rivers, cliffs, and snow-capped mountains that traverse in front of them and prevent them from moving forward, are all insignificant from this height.
Looking down from this height, what troubles do humans have? Even if there are thousands of troubles, the heaven and the earth will stand still.
Ling Xiaolu sighed at the vastness of heaven and earth, and also felt the insignificance of himself, but this vast and boundless world was finally reflected in the pupils the size of glass beads without reservation.
He let out a long sigh of relief, and replaced the turbid air of the world with the misty mist of the dome.
"I finally know why this game is called this name."
"Yeah." Ji Meng, who was beside him, replied lightly.
They looked at each other tacitly, stood shoulder to shoulder, held hands, and bowed deeply to this vast world.
Humans, worship heaven and earth!