"A Ling! Brother Xiaolu! What are you two muttering while hiding here?"
Chang Huanxi couldn't see Zero, so he looked around, and pulled out the two people who were whispering behind the rockery.
"It's nothing, just asking him about the collar." Ling Xiaolu casually gave a reason.
Chang Huanxi didn't delve into it: "This spicy chicken game, obviously an important marriage ceremony, is so simple, do you know how flamboyant it is to get married in my game?"
Ling Xiaolu's words were the same as Ling Xiaolu thought: "Marriage?"
"Yeah, get married," Chang Huanxi didn't think anything was wrong. "We have to rent at least eight sedan chairs, and we have to hire bands and sedan chairmen..."
He gushed about the grand scene, and Zero searched the encyclopedia for the definition of "marriage".
The more Chang Huanxi spoke, the more excited she became, and she became more playful: "How do you usually celebrate here?"
"Uh," Ling Xiaolu has only attended one wedding after playing for so long, "There is a banquet in the main city, please come and have a drink."
"This is not bad!" Chang Huanxi immediately accepted, "I'm going to do a vigorous one, so that everyone in the server will know that I'm bound to Ah Ling!"
Chang Huanxi did what she said, and frankly set up 600 tables of banquets, covering the entire Spring Equinox City.
[World] Xier: To celebrate my brother, I have a fan name, there will be 600 wine tables in the Spring Equinox City, everyone is welcome to come and join us!
[World] Momo: Isn't this the legendary prince of the enemy country? The prince of the enemy country has come to send money to the country again!
[World]Wei Zhengzhi: As soon as you make a move, you will get 600 tables, such a grand gesture!
[World] Squirrel: I want the SSR next door more than the banquet.
[World] Song Zhi: The prince of the enemy country is not only generous, but also has a perfect appearance! Faltering, wanting to climb the wall…
[World] Heavy rain is rain: Hey! The prince of your own country is also not defeated, do you still have any patriotism!
[World] I'm Big Brother: Who said that? We not only have a patriotic heart, we also help the world!
People who join in the fun flock to the Spring Equinox City from all over the mainland, just to pay homage to the legendary face of "the ugliest appointment in all clothes". Many people saw Chang Huanxi in the game for the first time, and even if they were psychologically prepared, they were quite frightened by reality.
"Is he really the handsome guy in the video announcement last night?"
"It's a lie, did you hire a substitute?"
"How good of a psychological quality it is, to be able to bring myself into such a disaster."
"Whatever you say, I like this low-key and unassuming face."
Chang Huanxi took Zero through the banquet to introduce his new "married" favorite to everyone. Zero's special appearance also aroused extensive discussion.
"Where did this fan name come from, why have I never seen it before?"
"It seems to be their family, but how do I remember that he was a green name before?"
"People from Lutoshe are green when they want to be green, and fans when they want to be fans. They are very self-willed."
"However, Zero's face is very special. It should be said that the faces of these two people are very personal and unforgettable."
"Everyone is ugly before seeing the real person. After seeing it, it becomes a personality. Yangou is real."
There was a special table in the banquet for Lu Toushe's own people. Ling Xiaolu couldn't help feeling emotional when he saw Chang Huanxi chatting and laughing freely with strangers in the crowd.
"I found out that compared to you, who has social disabilities, Xier is a social genius."
Being able to become Ji Meng's only friend in reality has a reason.
Ji Meng disdain: "He just doesn't have deep feelings for his face."
"What's the meaning?"
"May or not."
"..." So Ji Meng's poisonous tongue attack is indistinguishable, and he won't show mercy because he is a friend.
Chang Huanxi came back after showing off with Zero, and sat down opposite Ling Xiaolu.
"what's the topic?"
Ling Xiaolu hurriedly replied: "Ji Meng said you don't want to woo woo..."
Ji masked expressionlessly and stuffed the food on the table into his mouth, blocking the words behind him.
"Brother, you are wrong. Feed people like me."
Chang Huanxi demonstrated in person, took out a pink ball and fed it gently into the snack, Ling Xiaolu couldn't help swallowing.
"Is it tasty?"
Zero nodded and wanted to follow suit, but Chang Huanxi quickly refused.
"No, this is what you eat. I can't eat it. You can eat more if you like. I have more here."
Ling Xiaolu glanced at Ji Meng, and found that he was staring at Zero thoughtfully, and quickly grabbed whatever it was, pretending to be kind and feeding it into Ji Meng's mouth.
"Is it like this?"
Ji Meng was stunned for a moment, but still opened his mouth to answer, and his attention was successfully transferred to Ling Xiaolu.
"That's right!" Chang Huanxi affirmed Ling Xiaolu, and then scolded Ji Meng, "It's still a little deer who learns fast."
Ji Meng chewed silently for a long time, then lowered his head and vomited.
"What are you feeding me!"
Ling Xiaolu glanced at the table with a guilty conscience: "It seems to be a decorative flower."
"… "
Ji Meng: I want to eat venison!
"By the way," Chang Huanxi remembered that she had something to ask Ling Xiaolu, "take these dragon scales and help me hang them in the store and sell them."
There are as many as 106 dragon scales traded by Chang Huanxi.
Ling Xiaolu was surprised: "So many? You don't save Fenglong anymore?"
"If you have Fenglong, others will also have it. What's so strange? My zero is unique. With zero, what should I do with Fenglong?"
Not long ago, he shouted that Feifenglong would not be wanted, but the man was indeed fickle, Ling Xiaolu silently put away the dragon scales.
"How much do you want to sell?"
Chang Huanxi doesn't care about money: "I don't know, you can sell it, just sell it."
At this stage, dragon scales are extremely rare items, not to mention so many, Ling Xiaolu did not dare to arbitrarily estimate.
"Okay, then I'll talk about it when I understand the market conditions."
The crowd at the banquet was staggering and laughing, but Chang Huanxi was still not satisfied.
"Just eating and drinking like this is a bit boring."
"If you're bored, you can go on stage and dance pole dancing to cheer you up." Ji Meng's face-to-face speech was still very poisonous.
Chang Huanxi waved her hand: "If only there were more exciting activities."
"Stimulus?" The person who asked was zero.
"Yeah, for example... Zombies attack the city or something."
Ling Xiaolu, who was drinking water, almost didn't spit out. Others were singing and dancing in celebrations. What Chang Huanxi thought was zombies attacking the city? What a quirky hobby.
Only Zero was seriously analyzing his words.
"Found a bug."
Ling Xiaolu: ?
"Found, found what? Myna?" Chang Huanxi didn't hear clearly.
When he looked up, there was no shadow of a bird in the sky.
"Where are the starlings?"
At this moment, screams came from the end of the street, and the frightened crowd fled wildly, causing a chain of commotions.
All the people at their table also stood up and observed the distance.
"What happened?"
I saw people running from a distance shouting: "Run! King Slime is here!"
"King Slime??"
As if to confirm his words, a huge pink jelly-like creature emerged from behind the building. It was taller than the tallest building in the city, wore a golden crown, and spewed out a stream of pink mucus from its mouth, which fanned forward like a bullet.
Ling Xiaolu had never seen this behemoth before, and was stunned: "What is this?"
Ji Meng reacted quickly, pulling him up and running towards the street involuntarily.
"Why are you running? What is that?" Ling Xiaolu passively followed him and ran away, shouting.
"It's a copy boss!" Ji Meng replied without turning his head.
"Why did the dungeon boss appear in the city?"
"I don't know either!" Ji Meng dragged him to hide in the alley. King Slime squirmed forward along the main road, spitting out mucus every time he passed a distance, and the crowd chased by it exclaimed. dodge.
King Slime didn't seem to have any intention of chasing down the alley. Ji Meng took Ling Xiaolu to a secluded alley and held his breath as he watched the huge pink jelly slowly pass over his head, praying that he would not be discovered.
As they wished, King Slime walked by without turning his head. Ling Xiaolu and the others were temporarily out of danger and breathed a sigh of relief.
"What's going on? What is that? What happens if it gets sprayed on?" Ling Xiaolu had too many questions in his stomach.
"King Slime is the last boss of the Magic Forest dungeon. This boss requires 25 people to fight, which is very difficult." Although Ji Meng has never fought, he has read the guide. will become small slimes."
"Players will also become slimes?" Ling Xiaolu exclaimed.
"That's right, what's more troublesome is that the small slime that the player turns into will also automatically spray mucus every 9 seconds and continue to infect the people around. So if a person who is recruited does not leave the crowd in time, it is likely to cause the whole group People become slimes, this boss is hard to beat, so it’s hard here.”
Ling Xiaolu really admired it: "I can't believe that you know so clearly even if you haven't beaten the boss."
"Because I thought about it..." Ji Meng suddenly realized something and stopped talking.
Ke Ling Xiaolu's curiosity was aroused by him, and he insisted on asking, "What did you think about? Tell me?"
Ji Meng can only explain: "I have considered whether this guy can be caught as a pet."
"...You have high ambitions, my friend." Ling Xiaoluo sighed with emotion.
Such a big king slime also wanted to take it back and keep it in the yard. Prince Ji's idea was really different.
There seemed to be no movement outside, Ling Xiaolu stood up from the corner and patted his clothes.
"Is it safe to go out now?"
As soon as the words fell, two small pink jellies appeared at the entrance of the alley.
"Brother Xiaolu! So you are here!"
If it wasn't for the striking names on Jelly's head, Ling Xiaolu would not have recognized them at all.
"Xier? Zero?? How did you become slimes?"
"Ha, we got sprayed!"
Chang Huanxi wanted to come in excitedly, and Ji Meng shouted at the end of the alley, "Don't come here!"
Slime Jubilee paused, ignoring his words and running forward excitedly: "Don't hide, let's play together!"
Ling Xiaolu finally realized what he wanted to do: "Hey! I don't want to become a slime, you two don't come here!"
When 9 seconds passed, Chang Huanxi specifically aimed at him and spit, Ling Xiaolu subconsciously reached out to block, but was blocked by a black shadow in front of him.
"Ji Meng!" He called out the shadow's name.
Ji Meng helped Ling Xiaolu block all the slime attacks. Ling Xiaolu was moved by his self-sacrificing spirit.
"Uuuuu, why are you blocking me?"
He looked sadly at Ji Meng who turned into a slime. Even if he turned into a slime, he was still a stinky slime.
"Hahaha!" Chang Huanxi smiled up to the sky, "We have one more member, and our team has grown!"
Ji Meng was about to scold him when he saw Ling Xiaolu nervously jumping back a big step.
"You change when you become a slime, don't spray me!"
Ji Meng: ? ?
Where did the moved and sad Ling Xiaolu go? Are they all fake?
Taking advantage of their unpreparedness, Ling Xiaolu jumped up vigorously, stepped on the wall on one side and ran two steps, one after another, and fell to the ground, just jumping over the heads of the three slimes.
Chang Huanxi applauded: "Amazing little deer! Flying over the eaves and walking the wall!"
After the parkour master Ling Xiaolu landed, he ran non-stop to the outside of the alley: "I don't want to join forces with you! Bye!"
Ji Meng's forehead blue veins jumped, and he was the first to catch up.
As soon as Chang Huanxi shouted "Chase," she saw Slime rush past him and rushed to the front, desperately chasing Ling Xiaolu and spitting mucus.
He was overjoyed: "I knew this earlier, why did you stop him just now!"
Ji Meng only has Ling Xiaolu in his eyes, no matter where he goes, he just wants to spray.
Ling Xiaoluo screamed in the middle of the road: "Husband, you have changed! You are not the hero who blocked all the damage for me!"
Ji Meng turned a deaf ear: "I am kind to save you, but you still despise me!"
"I don't dislike you! I just don't want to be a slime!"
Ji Meng didn't care, he just wanted to spray.
Chang Huanxi hurriedly called Zero together: "Let's go! Help block people!"
Ling Xiaolu, who was weak and weak, fled half of the city, but his opponent "people" were numerous, and he was finally blocked in the corner, with no way to go. Ji Meng himself turned him into his "people".
"Oh, I'm exhausted," the newly added slime deer panted, "It's really tiring to be a human being. If I knew it earlier, it would be better not to be a human being."
"Welcome to the big slime family!" If it wasn't for the lack of hands, Chang Huanxi would have gone up to hug him long ago.
"My friend, since you want to kill me, why do you still save me?" Ling Xiaolu sent out a soul torture to Ji Meng.
Ji Meng "hum": "I regret it."
When the time was up, Ling Xiaolu involuntarily sprayed out mucus and sprayed Ji Meng all over his body.
It felt a little cool, Ling Xiaolu instantly fell in love with this feeling, no wonder so many people on the Internet like to be trolls.
The four squirrel slimes wriggled to the main road, and were moved to discover—this time, they were really moved—all the people in the city turned into slimes. Looking around, the entire Spring Equinox City was covered with a huge slime. Occupied by the Legion of Mu, there is not a single survivor.
The gathered slimes spit mucus at each other, and the remaining time of DEBUFF is automatically refreshed, and no one can change back.
"What now?" people asked desperately.
Ling Xiaolu spit out a string of mucus: "Why don't we do this, let's go to the town next door to see if there are any surviving humans."
Chang Huanxi was the first to echo: "Wow! It's a good idea!"
"Crazy!" Ji Meng cursed, spitting out a string of mucus.
"Are you going?" Ling Xiaolu spat at him.
"… go!"
Chang Huanxi called on all slimes: "We are going to the nearby villages and towns to infect other humans and expand the power of slimes. Are you willing to go together?"
"I'm going!" "I'm going too!" "We're all going!" Everyone said in unison.
"Okay! Then let's go together and give them a surprise!"
The mighty slime army started from Equinox City and advanced towards Huasheng Town, and at the end of the team was the giant slime king.
"Stupid humans! Here we come!"