Ji Meng completed his life, ending the game with no end in sight, and no longer reincarnated.
Ling Xiaolu also took the opportunity to withdraw, otherwise this game with unlimited streaming could go on endlessly, they have played long enough today, and they have had enough time for the live broadcast.
The number of online viewers of this live broadcast broke the record high of non-combat live broadcasts, and whether it is Jilu CP Party or not, it is enough to read it.
—A strange aunt who did not want to be named, pawn. Cause of death: diabetes. Last words: die without regrets.
— Seeing that the Crown Princess gave birth to eleven children, the worrying people shed tears of relief, and there is hope for the future of the Ji family dynasty!
- Today's food is enough for me to eat for a whole year, hiccup.
—It is worthy of being the family of emperors, other people's dog food is about kilograms, and the prince's dog food packs a year.
—Lubi: If my son is also my father, what should I call my husband
—The last time I worshipped the heavens and the earth, this time I had a passion for giving birth. I liked it very efficiently, but why did you omit the bridal chamber link
An AI customer service kept the two who were about to leave the entertainment hall.
"Thank you two for your outstanding contribution to the game dissemination of "PUBG Mobile", the game production team has prepared a special gift for the two of you. You can choose one between the two Your favorite non-combat pet. The adoption of pets is conditional, and it is limited to keeping in private residences and cannot be brought to public map activities. Please know.”
On her left is a six-year-old little prince, and on her right is a six-year-old Xiaolubi, one is fierce and the other is cute.
Ling Xiaolu was full of surprises: "This game is so good? Can I take it away after playing? Of course I want to…"
Ji Meng, who was beside him, picked up the little deer and ran away.
Ling Xiaolu: ? ?
"Wait!" Ling Xiaolu was shocked by his shamelessness, "How can you do this?!"
Ji Meng ran faster.
Ling Xiaolu rushed over and hugged his thigh: "Friend! You can't do this! Haven't you hugged enough of the one in your hand?!"
He was embarrassed to say that apart from the momentary hesitation in meeting Ji Meng in the game, he never let go after he picked him up. As a result, Xiao Lubi's feet hadn't touched the ground for eight years!
If it weren't for the fact that he grew up in his teenage years and held him a bit like a perverted uncle, Ling Xiaolu believed that he would still hold him until he became an adult!
As the leader of the sanctuary, the prince's elder brother was obsessed with raising children in his later years. Although he arranged for other people to go out to scavenge waste, he didn't go out, and he didn't do anything.
Ling Xiaolu cried loudly, and didn't want his face, so he tried his best to say, "I don't care! I want the little prince! I must want the little prince! You can't be a dictatorial fool! Friend! Prince! Husband!!!"
Usually, when Ling Xiaolu called out like this, Ji Meng could be said to be responsive, but this time it was different.
He hugged Xiaolubi very persistently and dragged Ling Xiaolu limping forward, resolutely refusing to obey no matter what the other party's name was.
There is a saying that the unreasonable is better than the reasonable, the reasonable is better than the shameless, and finally the one who flutters butterflies in the back garden of Dongye is still a lively and cute little deer.
Ling Xiaolu reluctantly turned back to the customer service, but returned without success. He could only choose one of the two, and he could not buy it with money. Ling Xiaolu really felt the feeling of Ji Meng's famous line—
—Is it reasonable that there are things in a game that can’t be bought with money? !
Do not!
It is said that it is a non-combatant-type battle pet, and the AI intelligence level is similar to that of Lei Lulu. It is estimated that the words that can be said add up to no more than ten words.
"Dad, hug!"
"Dad, hungry!"
"Dad, I love you!"
That's enough to coax Ji Meng into confusion and get carried away.
Ling Xiaolu was lying on the railing depressed, looking at the small version of himself and Ji Meng who was hooked, thinking viciously, how do you know if he loves you when he says he loves you, or maybe it's "fuck"!
In the bottom of his heart, he secretly translated every love for you into "fuck", and received a trace of Ah Q's comfort.
At this moment, a Lei Lulu passed by, and Ling Xiaolu thought badly.
"Puse, Puse," he called it angrily.
Lei Lulu glanced at him in disgust.
Ling Xiaolu pretended to be sympathetic: "Your master has a new love, he doesn't want you anymore."
Lei Lulu was like a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and the little deer blew a thunder at his feet, which startled the child.
"Dad, be afraid! Dad, hug!"
Ji Meng hurriedly picked him up and coaxed him, and the little deer hugged Ji Meng's neck softly, sticking out his tongue at Lei Lulu from behind.
Ling Xiaolu: "…"
Was he so playful as a kid? !
The icon of the mall appeared above Ji Meng's head, and after a while, Xiao Lubi changed his clothes.
Ling Xiaolu looked at it several times with uncertainty - isn't this the same style as the deer pajamas he was wearing
The deer in the plush one-piece pajamas is even cuter than she is, jumping in the garden like a naughty deer playing alone, even Ling Xiaolu couldn't help but want to go up and make fun.
Ji Meng found new fun, he bought the mall, and his heart that he couldn't play "Lubi Around the World" finally got the most incisive liberation in Xiaolubi.
Ling Xiaolu couldn't stand it anymore, especially when Ji Meng got a "Dad, I love you" response every time he put on a suit of clothes for him. Is this a non-combatant pet? This is simply a black hole of a krypton-type wallet!
Ji Meng was still shopping endlessly, Ling Xiaolu angrily went back to sleep, out of sight and out of mind, Ji Meng spent his own money to buy his own things, what does he care about as an outsider!
Players who stayed up late found that Ji Meng's personal homepage was updated.
Although Ji Meng is a slaughtering madman in the circle of friends, his public activities are so idle that he can almost grow grass. As a result, Prince Ji not only updated today, but also updated more than a dozen articles in one go, and everyone who was online on the entire server was shocked.
After clicking on it, everyone remotely watched a personal late-night fashion show of Xiaolubi. Every outfit was photographed in nine squares. Ji Meng's photography skills were so proficient that it was hard to believe that he was doing this for the first time.
-shock! Prince Ji posted a blog late at night, and the content was actually these!
- We can only have the deer ratio in the game, why can some people take it home? Prince Xinshan is too privileged!
- Are you thinking too much upstairs? You won't have a deer ratio even in the game.
—@chuqing: My younger brother is finally not satisfied with showing his pet in the circle of friends
- Catch Miss! This sentence contains a lot of information. It turns out that Prince Ji is actually a madman in the circle of friends in private?
- My husband's cool and arrogant character is broken/crying!
- Did your husband's personality just collapse at this moment? Didn't you see him holding the little princess in the live broadcast and not letting go? He is not even willing to drink purified water. Have you ever seen a child who grew up drinking milk in the last days? Anyway, it was an eye-opener for me tonight, and I wouldn't be surprised if Prince Ji said anything.
-I don't care at all how Prince Ji's character design collapsed, I just want to know how such a cute little deer ratio is obtained! That deer pajama set is too cute! think…
- Don't think about it, your number is gone.
—@chuya: Do you think it’s funny or not? In the middle of the night, the real person slept in his own bed. This person was playing with the baby here, and the ability to explain how the orphan was made.
Ji Meng played happily until the second half of the night. In order to prevent being kicked off the assembly line again, he quickly went back to take a nap, and after waking up, he couldn't wait to log in to the game.
An unexpected person contacts him.
"Fighting? What are you looking for from me?" The two met in the family territory.
Li Zheng's expression was indifferent: "I came to you to give an answer to the last time you asked me."
Ji Meng was nervous: "Have you changed your mind? Didn't you terminate the master-disciple relationship with Lubi?"
"Do you really want us to dissolve the relationship? Or not?"
Ji Meng was very tangled. From his point of view, of course, he hoped that the farther away from the competition, the better, but he also knew that this would make Ling Xiaolu sad.
Li Zheng let out a sigh of relief: "I can do as you say, but I have one condition."
Ji Meng was alert, he never thought that Li Zheng would negotiate with him about this matter.
"What conditions?"
Li Zheng narrowed his cold eyes, exuding a ray of light that was absolutely dangerous in Ji Meng's eyes.
"I'm going to your house."
Ji Meng: ? ?
…
Ling Xiaolu stretched his waist and walked to the yard. The morning sunlight in Dongye was the most pleasant, and the air was mixed with the fragrance of grass and soil. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and said, "Morning, Master."
Ling Xiaolu: "…"
He rubbed his eyes again: "Master??!"
He looked around in a panic, didn't he cross? Why did the quarrel appear in Ji Meng's yard? !
This strong sense of disobedience is like seeing penguins at the equator and lions at the Antarctic, making people wonder if space is distorted!
At this moment, Li Zheng, with his hands behind his back, seems to be casually looking down at the child on the ground, and Xiao Lubi, who is wearing a deer pajamas, is also looking at the adult with his head tilted.
One big and one small looked at each other for a long time, Li Zheng conjured a lollipop from his sleeve and handed it over with a blank face.
Ling Xiaolu: ? ?
He didn't believe that Lizhan would carry lollipops with him. This was specially prepared, right? !
Xiaolubi took the lollipop and smiled happily: "Hold!"
Ling Xiaolu: ... Why was a lollipop bought, a bit of a backbone! !
Ji Meng came in, and stood between the two with a tough attitude: "You can only look! Don't touch!"
Leaving the quarrel too far, he sighed lowly, full of disgust.
Ling Xiaolu: ... What kind of picture is this, I can't bear to look directly at it.
He must not have woken up, he was still in a dream, Ling Xiaolu decided to go back to sleep.
Poison Dove sent a private chat.
Poison Dove: How did you get this? [picture]
Ling Xiaolu clicked on the picture, dumbfounded.
Lubi: Why do you have both? ?
Lubi: How did you get the photo!
Poison Dove: Your friend's homepage.
Ling Xiaolu hurriedly opened Ji Meng's homepage, and turned back for a long time. The ratio of deer in various dresses and shapes was so high that the number of retweets was so high that the calculator was killed.
Ling Xiaolu: "…"
Did this guy post the wrong version of his Moments! !
Poison Dove is still asking.
Poison Dove: I've never seen this feature in the game.
Poison Dove: Little brother, you are kind of cute.
Poison Dove: How did you get it? I have one to play with as well.
Deerby:…
Lubi: Let's play with birds! ! !
Ling Xiaolu, very angry, the kind that can't be coaxed!