"What? You want to fire me? There's no way!" Amei pouted, her big eyes widened, and her hands were on her hips: "Please, you are a big man, how can you say nothing!"
I spread my hands: "I have no job now, no income."
Amei rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "But you don't need to pay my salary! Someone has already paid in advance!"
"But I don't even have a place to live now." I still shook my head.
"Cut! Don't fool me!" Amei shrewdly saw through my excuses: "You are such a big person, you have no place to live, you can rent a room, but you can sleep in a hotel, anyway, you can't sleep on the road! Even if you live in a kennel , as a conscientious caregiver, I will also follow you."
"Stop making trouble, Amei." I frowned and said, "Don't follow me. If someone from your company asks, just say you're still following me. Anyway, no one will know."
"You think it's that simple!" She deliberately stared at me like an idiot: "If the company is so easy to fool, I still have to run around with you? Please! The company is not a fool! It's not so easy to deceive! I want to record your daily life, your diet, and your physical condition, blood pressure, heart rate, weight, and nutritional status every day! I also need to report to the company every day! The company will also check my work from time to time! Do you think this job Is it so good?!"
I sighed, unable to refute her.
In the few days in the hospital, she did a lot of examinations for me every day. At first I thought it was a hospital examination, but later I realized that many of them were her work.
"The report can be fake." I said lightly, "If I don't tell you and you don't tell me, the devil will know!"
Amei thought about it seriously, and then took a peek at me: "Are you really willing? Don't let me take care of you, and still pay me a salary... I haven't seen someone as stupid as you." But then she seemed to hesitate for a while: "No... the risk is too great. The company will check, not afraid of 10,000, just in case! If I accidentally miss a trick, I will be fired! To be on the safe side, I'd better follow you and forget it."
I was so confused by this shrewd and stubborn girl.
And the most important thing is that we have been together for a few days, she took good care of me, and the relationship between the two of us is very harmonious, so it is really difficult for me to turn against her.
"It's up to you! I'm going to live in a hotel now! A bed! You're going with me too?"
"Okay!" Ah Mei actually nodded, with a heroic expression on her face: "I just sleep on the floor! Anyway, the salary of this job is so high, and sleeping on the floor is worth it!"
"I've convinced you!" I sighed, thought for a while, and suddenly remembered the real estate company I had blackmailed, and they promised to arrange a rented house for me! Immediately took out the phone and dialed the number.
When the person in charge of the real estate company heard that it was my call, he breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly asked me where I was and why I hadn't contacted him about the house in the past few days.
I made a few indirect remarks before realizing that he was afraid of my repentance. And these few days are the time when the commercial building where I had an accident is launching large-scale advertisements to attract investment. He is afraid that I will go back on my word and expose that incident, which will be miserable.
Under the trend of profit, people's work efficiency is extremely high. We discussed it on the phone, and we can go to see the house immediately. The location is not far from my current location, and it is a quite noble community.
To be honest, I was secretly delighted.
I know that neighborhood, the housing prices inside are very expensive, and the rent is quite expensive.
If I still keep the nightclub job, naturally there is no problem. And now that I've lost my job, I can't ignore the price.
Fortunately, when the property company was blackmailed, the rent had already been negotiated, which was very cheap!
Without further ado, I immediately hailed a carton and hailed a taxi, and drove to the agreed place.
Naturally, my little tail Amei still followed me.
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"It's here!" I looked around the house and was quite satisfied.
Two rooms and one living room, newly renovated, the two rooms face south, with plenty of sunlight, the living room is very spacious and bright. The only fly in the ointment is that the toilet is a bit small, but fortunately I don't have the habit of soaking in the bathtub, and I am satisfied with having a shower at home.
There was a ready-made furniture in the house, simple but adequate. It was sent by a real estate company. Although it is not a brand-name high-end product, the quality is okay.
Obviously, this is a "single apartment" type house specially for some urban white-collar workers, but I don't care, I like this place very much, the neighborhood is very quiet, the surrounding traffic is also good, there is a supermarket downstairs, life should be very comfortable convenient.
This is the second time that the person from the real estate company has met me. He is obviously very confident in the house and knows that I will definitely accept it. And it can be seen that in order to understand this trouble as soon as possible, he has indeed spent a lot of money.
The rent is 30% lower than that of houses of the same class, and all property management fees are free!
Just when I was about to make a final decision and pay, Amei suddenly shouted: "Wait!"
Then the little girl jumped up and ran to the guy from the real estate company, pouted and said, "This house has a big problem!"
Then she opened her mouth and picked out countless problems like a machine gun: for example, the floor is the tenth floor, which is very problematic in Xiaonizi's mouth. She said that according to the urban environment we live in, the tenth floor The location is about 30 meters above the ground, which happens to be the exhaust gas layer in the air! Air pollution in cities and vehicle exhaust emissions are generally suspended at this height, which has a great impact on the human body...
Then he blamed that although the two rooms were facing south, the sunlight was blocked by the opposite building from a certain angle, and the daily sunshine time would be shortened by two hours.
In this way, the more I talked, the more I finally said that such a house that was already satisfactory to me was full of flaws. In the mouth of Miss Amei, it became a house full of quality. The problem of shabby works.
Although the person from the real estate company was also very shrewd, he was obviously no match for the sharp-tongued Amei in this regard. After being robbed by her, he became anxious and angry, and his face turned red. Ah Mei just accepted it as soon as she saw it, and when the other party's anger was about to reach the critical point, she calmly threw out a sentence: "There are so many questions, why don't you give up the price a little bit!"
In the end, under the coercion and lure of this little money fanatic, the people from the property management company actually agreed to waive my utility bills for half a year! I also gave me a year's Internet broadband fee as a gift!
After signing the lease contract and immediately paying the deposit on the spot, the guy from the property management company finally came to his senses, gave a thumbs up to the little money fan, and sighed: "High! It's really high!"
Then the guy ran away with no expression on his face.
The little money fan watched him leave with satisfaction, then turned to look at me, still in the tone of admonishing children, shaking his head: "Chen Yang, a guy like you is simply too bad at living! Spending money lavishly, don't you All the money fell from the sky?"
Ignoring my stunned look, she went to the sofa in the living room, and then shouted happily: "Finally we have a nest!"
Then Xiao Caifan turned his head and gave me a serious look: "My valued client, in the next period of time, before you fire me, we will live under the same roof!" He said in an envious tone: "Oh, this house is really nice... You can find such a nice house, it's really God's eyes!"
I curled my lips: "What are you so proud of? You want to live here with me, so clean up first. The windows need to be wiped, the floor needs to be washed, and there are also quilts for the house, towels, toothbrushes, etc., etc. There are many things that need to be bought." .”
"Ah!" Xiao Caifan jumped up from the sofa and stared at me: "That's right! I'm your personal nurse, not your maid! I'm just a nurse, responsible for taking care of your body And your injuries! That doesn't include being your nanny! I don't do housework!"
I shook my plastered arm on purpose: "Do you think I can do the housework by myself? Fortunately, there is natural gas piped here, otherwise, I'm afraid even the gas tank will have to be carried by you!"
There was a sly smile on Amei's face: "This is your problem... It's better that you do something to make the injury worse... Then I can continue to stay by your side as a nurse."
This cunning girl!
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Just kidding, after leaving her luggage, Amei went back to get her things, and had to go back to the company to make a work report. By the way, she also went to the supermarket to help me buy some daily necessities - of course, I gave her money. Not just the money for the shopping, she also asked me to pay her a tip. She even made a list of all the chores outside of her nursing job.
For example, laundry costs ten yuan at a time.
Cleaning, ten yuan at a time.
Cooking, ten yuan at a time, parentheses: If she cooks three meals a day, you can get a 15% discount.
But fortunately, I cleverly added an additional one. The reward for cooking includes washing dishes!
At that time, Xiaocai Fan had a very helpless expression, and sighed: "You are such a fast learner! It seems that I have lost a lot of money!"
I'm in a cold sweat... what kind of girl is this! !
I have never met a girl who is so careful with money! !
However, her price list is quite reasonable. I calculated it, and it was much cheaper than hiring a part-time worker, so I agreed after thinking about it.
Of course, I also wanted to take revenge on her, so I deliberately made a malicious request: "Then warm my bed, how much is it once?"
This time her answer was very simple, just one word:
"Pooh!"