I frowned a little, looking at the "joint defense" in uniform in front of me.
Everyone on earth knows what these so-called "joint defenses" in many parts of our country are like. In many places, these so-called "joint defense" or "urban management" people are nothing more than uniformed hooligans and a bunch of garbage. In general, they are doing evil, taking the salary from the government, but actually trying their best to damage the image of the government. The so-called joint defense and urban management personnel can be said to be a strange class organization that is the most angry of the people in many parts of the country.
They somehow have the power to enforce the law...even though it's against the law. At the same time, most of this group of people are illiterate, and most of them don't even know the basic security management regulations, let alone other laws... It's a big joke in itself for a group of legal illiterates to enforce the law!
They are a strange group, some cheap labor hired by the police at a low price in order to reduce personnel costs. They can cooperate with police patrols and even maintain some law and order.
This idea was originally good, but it is a pity that the poor quality of human resources makes this group often breed harm to society.
In many places, "joint defense" and "Chengguan" have simply become curse words.
So, looking at this bunch of gangsters in uniforms, and seeing the smug expressions of those rogue pickpockets who were knocked to the ground by us... I immediately understood what was going on.
If it's in Vancouver...not to mention these "two dogs" (a nickname in many places in China for this kind of uniformed people of the defense nature), even the police, you have to speak to me politely, the police dare to mess with me to my head
But here is China, and I am more aware of the habit of the so-called uniformed national defense in China-although they are so angry and have a bad style, they have been scolded for so many years, don't they still exist? Occasionally, the common people scold badly, and rectify it, that is just putting on a show. God knows what's tricky in this system composition. So although this kind of person is not a policeman, he is often worse than a real policeman!
I signaled Hammer and the others to back off with my eyes, not to conflict with these people. Hammer and Xi Luo listened to me very much, but Lei Xiaohu looked at the uniformed people in front of him curiously, and he even asked me loudly: "Little uncle, are these people the police? Why are their uniforms so strange?" Oh my God, this guy doesn’t even button his buttons, in Canada, if he dares to appear on the street in a police uniform like this, he will definitely be fired!”
I laughed and pulled him behind me: "Don't talk too much, these are not policemen, just some bandits in uniform... Well, this is the so-called 'China's national conditions'."
The two of us spoke very quickly, but the defender still heard it. His face showed a bit of anger, he took off the baton from his waist and held it in his hand, and shouted at me: "Speaking of you! Pretending to be deaf and dumb Isn't it? Are you guys fighting and hurting people here? Come back with me!"
After speaking, he came up and grabbed my arm. Where can I be caught by him? With a flick of my hand, his claws were knocked away. I squinted my eyes and did not hide the disdain on my face: "Why did you grab me?"
"Why? Just rely on the uniform I'm wearing!" This guy knew that my accent must not be a local, so he was confident. Looking at our group, we are dressed in ordinary clothes, there are men and women, and we probably think that we are ordinary tourists.
I pointed to the two people who had just got up from the ground: "Aren't you only arresting us, not them?"
This person was a little bit annoyed, probably because he didn't expect that a foreigner like me would dare to be so arrogant... In his impression, ordinary foreign tourists are not willing to cause trouble in unfamiliar places. They will choose to swallow their anger and pay a fine to settle the matter.
"What nonsense! Whoever I arrest and who I don't arrest, you care so much!"
After he finished speaking, he reached out again to twist my arm...
I sighed... After all, it's a joint defense... I really don't understand why our country's government would build such a nondescript team... It's like the two times he stretched out his hand and twisted my arm, his hands and feet are completely ordinary people's appearance.
At least the police have received some rough training in grappling and fighting, and have some special skills. And this kind of "joint defense" is basically to let an ordinary person put on a uniform and understand nothing. What can he do
Those with a bad heart, simply gather in the fish and meat place. Extortion, earn a little money, and even collude with the underworld. Like the group of people in front of me.
Of course, I don't deny that there are good people...but the question is, what can even those good people do? What can it do? The biggest duty of the police is to maintain law and order and catch bad guys...
But I really met a gangster... What role can these defenses who don't understand anything play
This time I was not polite, I grabbed his wrist casually and let it go forward lightly, this man backed up again and again, almost stopped. Under the watchful eyes of many people, he probably couldn't let go of his face, his face turned red immediately, he stared at me and cursed: "Oh my god! You dare to fight against the defense!!"
I looked at him coldly: "It's rubbish, let me tell you, you have no right to arrest me, or even enforce the law against me, understand?"
At this moment, after a long delay, I finally saw two people in black uniforms walking in.
Well, there are real police here.
The two policemen were very young, and one of them was a policewoman. After squeezing in from the crowd, she shouted, "What's going on? Who called the police?"
"It's me." I smiled, took a step forward, and flashed a mobile phone in my hand that I had been carrying behind my back just now.
Well, if there is a problem, call the police. I'm a standard good citizen now... well, at least in China.
The zone defense's expression was ugly, and the zone defenses next to him were also a little at a loss. The two policemen glanced at each other, then at the defense leader, and couldn't help frowning. The male policeman seemed to have a violent temper, and glared at the chief of the joint defense: "Xu Er, what the hell are you doing?"
The leader of the joint defense named Xu Er immediately became shorter and lost all arrogance. He laughed and said: "No! These guys want to resist the law violently! They fought and injured people here. I want to take them back. But look, he just pushed me somersault."
"Who said we got into a fight!" Yan Di, who was always behind me, suddenly said, "We found out that these people wanted to steal our wallet, and they wanted to stab someone."
Originally, she had been hiding behind me, but at this moment she suddenly said something, naturally under my hint. However, such a beautiful and weak girl like her suddenly spoke, so she would naturally win the trust of many people.
Yeah, who's okay to bring this beautiful and delicate flower-like girl to the streets to find someone to fight
The two policemen are sensible people. Since they both know Xu Er, they don't know what he is like. The female policeman looked at me even more, frowned and said: "Okay, what's the problem, come back with us, and it will be fine if you make it clear. Now that so many people are injured on the ground, you always have to go back with us One trip." After she finished speaking, she looked at those people on the ground, a little surprised.
There are still a few people on the ground who haven't gotten up... Although I already asked the hammer not to hit it too hard, but the hammer is so stupid that it is "light" as long as it doesn't maim people. , There are still a few people on the ground who can't get up for a long time.
Neither of these two policemen should be bad people, at least I can tell from their lukewarm attitude towards Xu Er, and even a hint of disgust. But I still refused their request: "Sorry, I don't have time to go back with you. I called the police because I was detained here unreasonably and forcibly by these people in uniform. Are they the police? They Do you have the right to detain us? I just don't want to conflict with them. Since the two policemen are here, I think I have something to do, so I'm leaving first."
After saying this, the two policemen couldn't help but change their colors! The female policeman even showed an expression of "not knowing what to do". In her opinion, their actions should have helped me. It must be much fairer for them to enforce the law than Xu Er. But how dare I refuse the police
"Are you kidding me!" the policewoman said angrily, "You..."
Without waiting for her to finish speaking, I casually took out the passport from my pocket and gave her a look.
"Are you a foreigner?" The female policeman frowned, and the male policeman next to her looked a little ugly.
"No, I'm Chinese." I said lightly, "It's just that I have obtained a foreign passport now. I think you should understand what I mean. I'm not using a foreign passport to show off, but if I'm an ordinary domestic Ordinary people, I am afraid that they have been taken to some hellish office by this joint defense, and then they have experienced a threat, and then obediently pay a so-called 'fine', and if they are unlucky, they will be punched and kicked a few times... I said right?"
After finishing speaking, I quickly pointed my phone at Xu Er, clicked, and took a photo.
"What are you doing!" the male policeman looked at me and shouted.
"Keep it as evidence. My lawyer will file a complaint later." I said lightly, "This Mr. Joint Defense actually carries a baton with him... I remember that in China, this kind of similar weapon is under control, not for the police. Service personnel are not allowed to carry this kind of thing in public... Well, and he is still holding it in his hand. If it weren't for the arrival of the two of you, I'm afraid he would have greeted me. I remember that the joint defense has no right to carry this kind of thing A weapon of that class. Very well, this photo will serve as evidence in my complaint."
Then I glanced at the two policemen: "According to the law, I have no obligation to go back with you. You are law enforcement officers, but please remember the most basic rules of the law! If the two policemen still use this kind of 'arrest' The same attitude wants to take me back, I can only express regret."
The male policeman stared at me, probably out of anger.
Indeed, the general law enforcement attitude of the domestic police is very rough... This is caused by the national conditions. Ordinary people generally have a sense of awe towards these uniformed policemen. Generally speaking, if a policeman says "come with me" to an ordinary person, that ordinary person will obediently submit. How can they think of the police? Is it legal to take yourself away? Therefore, my outrageous approach probably annoyed the policeman.
"Okay." The policewoman gritted her teeth and glanced at me: "Mr. Chen..." She saw the name on my passport just now: "Mr. Chen... On behalf of the police, please come back with us to assist in the investigation."
This time, I really laughed. I glanced at her, smiled and said, "I'm happy to cooperate with the police."
And the policewoman blushed with anger.
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It was more than half an hour after arriving at the nearby police station. At my strong request, all the rogue pickpockets present were also brought back, and all the dozen or so defenders followed back to the police station.
It's kind of sad to say... really sad. Because of my foreign status, I got a completely different kind of favorable treatment. Although I am very satisfied with this kind of fair and reasonable treatment, I can't help but think: If an ordinary domestic civilian, would he get this kind of polite and fair treatment in the police station
joke! Who doesn't know that those police officers in the police station usually put on a poker face to ordinary people? It seems that without this, the majesty of the police officers cannot be shown. Why? Because most ordinary people do not understand the law. So with a sense of awe, take their superior attitude for granted! And most people don't have this awareness: These people in uniform are law enforcement servants supported by our tax dollars! !
The six of us were arranged in an office alone, and someone poured water for us to drink... As for the pickpockets, I don’t even need to guess. They were probably locked in certain rooms, maybe they just enjoyed me The treatment back then: handcuffed to the radiator...
Another reason why the police were polite to me was that my arrogant attitude gave them some headaches, because after I got here, I refused to make any records and refused to answer any questions. A few of us sat in the chairs in the room, drinking tea, chatting and waiting.
"I will not answer any questions until my lawyer arrives."
Just after I said these words, a policeman finally couldn't help cursing in a low voice: "Damn, the fake foreign ghost is showing off."
I stared at him immediately, and said unceremoniously: "Are you showing off? You are wrong! I am just safeguarding my most basic legal rights! Do I have to come here like ordinary people and let them do whatever they want obediently? You are full of awe and looking up, trembling at the same time... Is that what it should be! I am not showing off! If you think I am showing off, then you are not worthy of being a policeman! Please tell me your police number, I will keep the complaint against you Also, I was invited back to assist in the investigation! Not a prisoner captured by you! Please be polite and courteous when you speak to me! You are indeed wearing a police uniform, but it does not mean that you are more Others are superior to others!!"
What I said made the policeman choke and rolled his eyes, but he couldn't argue with me, because a higher-ranking policeman present pulled him out.
My anger made these policemen very headache. In China, how can ordinary people dare to say such things so forcefully when they go to the police station? But they didn't dare to "use tricks" on me, because I had a foreign nationality attached to me.
So, although they were polite to me, my heart was full of sorrow! I am Chinese, but if I want to enjoy this kind of basic legal rights here, I have to rely on my foreign status to enjoy it! Oh shit!
Finally, after another half an hour, buck teeth came. He didn't come alone. He was accompanied by a person from the Investment Promotion Office of the Kunming Municipal Government. His face was flushed with greasy hair, and he had a big belly that looked like corruption... This person and Baoya came in on Monday. Although he had never seen me before, he saw me as the leader among the six of us with a wink. He rushed over with big strides and held my hand. "Ah, "mistake at work", "a misunderstanding"... and so on and so on. I said a lot of apologies, and then expressed strong indignation at my unfair treatment, and said that I would "act according to the law" and give me a "satisfactory explanation".
Seeing the way he flattered me, I knew the reason. It's very simple. Recently, in order to check Uncle Qi's files, he was kicked around like a football by those government departments. Those trivial and low office efficiency made people crazy. After we used the name of an overseas Chinese businessman to investigate and invest, all of this It just got better. In the past two days, Bao Yazhou has acted as my agent and dealt with these government agencies in the name of investors, which is very glorious.
After all, after our company information has been passed on legally, it is already quite impressive. I have the title of chairman of Huaxing Company, and the information shows that Huaxing Company is a company with an annual profit of more than 100 million US dollars. At the same time, I still have the identity of a director of the "Sorling Group", and according to the information, the Sorin Group is even more extraordinary, with assets of more than one billion US dollars!
Here in Kunming, being able to attract foreign businessmen of my level is quite impressive!
In this way, those people in the investment promotion office almost regarded us as the God of Wealth.
Apparently, I don't even need to make a statement, because the police department seems to have received a call from the city leader, and the director here personally apologized to me and assured me that I would be treated fairly and justly... Those pickpockets I don't have to think about the end. In this case, even if they have a little background, no one will dare to protect them. As for those zone defenses... I don't even bother to think about their fate, most likely they will be stripped of their tiger skin. (And the only thing I didn't expect was that the troubles of this matter were far more than that. Of course, this is a later story).
I didn't leave the police station immediately, but I was invited by them very enthusiastically to stay for a light meal... They were so enthusiastic, I refused several times, and found that they were not polite, but seemed to have some special meaning to insist Want to keep me here for a while longer.
The meal was pretty good. At the dinner table, a deputy director toasted me frequently, and the title of the investment promotion office was the Mr. of a certain director, and his alcohol capacity was astonishing. At the same time, at the dinner table, talking and chattering, it took almost an hour to finish the meal. For some of the questions they asked me, such as the direction of my investment and the background of my company abroad... these were all fooled by me with the answers I prepared in advance.
The direction of investment... well, I have the intention to invest in many fields, mainly depends on whether the investment environment here is good or not. Um, this, that... I use Tai Chi Push Hands amazingly.
As for my company's background, that's a lot of nonsense, and I won't tell the truth anyway.
Depend on! If I tell him that my two companies, one is the largest smuggling group monopoly in Canada...the other is the largest gang bleaching group in Canada... I am afraid that the first reaction of these people is to contact the Interpol to copy me. !
After drinking and eating, it seems that the embarrassment disappears invisible. The director of the investment promotion office is really a wonderful person. I don't see how much talent he has in financial investment, but this person's public relations skills are really good. First-rate, he is already familiar with me, and even made a few good-natured jokes about me and Yan Di's couple with a cheeky face. I have to say that this move is very smart, because everyone present can see that I take great care and affection for this beautiful girl beside me.
He pleases me, I probably don't care. But he flattered Yan Di, this little girl has no experience, her face is very tender. The atmosphere was immediately opened up by him.
Back in the reception room of the police station, I drank another cup of tea, and then I saw two policemen coming in from outside. It was the two policemen, a man and a woman, who brought me back today. Beside him, he whispered something in his ear. Especially the female policeman, who seemed to give me a deliberate look with complicated eyes. Immediately, the deputy director interrupted the director of the Investment Promotion Office, and announced to me loudly: "Mr. Chen, on behalf of the police, I solemnly tell you that just now, because of the information you provided, our police launched an all-out attack. , destroyed a theft gang! First of all, on behalf of the police, I would like to thank Mr. Chen for your strong cooperation with the police. At the same time, on behalf of the police, I would like to make a statement to the so-called investors including you: Our police are confident and capable of maintaining law and order. We can guarantee to provide a stable, united and harmonious society for all businessmen who come here to invest, as well as a fair, just and open law enforcement system. At the same time, we can try our best to meet your legal needs... Finally, we will do our best to provide you with the most generous Investment Environment!!"
I froze for a moment, and understood... Damn, that's how it is! !
I saw the faces of a few people and immediately understood.
What happened today may have offended me in their hearts. The biggest worry, I am afraid, is that I will no longer invest here in a fit of anger. Investing or not investing is related to some people's political achievements! It's even a black hat! And if you really offend me because of the police's mishandling of my case, and make me run away... Although the police and the local government are two systems... But if the investors of the local government run away because of this, then With all the pressure down, he, even a small director, has to bear the responsibility! If it's not done well, I'm afraid his official career will be affected.
So, taking advantage of the time to forcefully keep me from eating, the police dispatched quickly! Those pickpockets who clashed with me were members of a local theft gang. Apart from the ones who were taken to the police station today, there are many other members of this gang. The police made up their minds this time, and took an action in such a short period of time to wipe out the gang!
Using this kind of action is firstly to please me in a disguised form, and secondly, it is also to restore their lost points in my mind. I also hope that I can continue to invest here.
Immediately afterwards, under the enthusiastic leadership of the deputy director, I also visited the police station... It was absurd, in fact, he just wanted to show me the results of their assault operations in a short period of time at noon.
Sure enough, under my deliberate arrangement, I "coincidentally" saw the theft gang that was caught back at noon. Among these people are men and women, old and young, the old ones may be in their fifties or sixties, and the youngest is only about ten years old! !
These are the people who steal, take out bags, and commit crimes in crowded places such as farmers' markets, flower markets, and buses...
I frowned, but under the cue of the buck teeth, I immediately put on a smiling face, expressing my gratitude and appreciation to the police.
It's just that, after leaving the police station and returning to the hotel, I didn't look good all the way.
"What's wrong with you?" After getting into the car, Bao Yazhou asked me.
"Hmph, have you seen those gangs of thieves? Judging from the people we met today, these people must have been endangered for a long time in the local area. But look at today, the police just got a little serious and knocked them out But if that’s the case, what did you do?” I sneered, “They’re just showing us.”
"Hahahaha" Bao Yazhou laughed, and he laughed so hard that I couldn't understand it, and then I saw him pointing at me: "It's because you came from the mainland... But now, even a fake foreign devil like me understands what's inside. It’s so tricky, but you still don’t understand.”
"Do you understand what?"
"Well, I'm a lawyer after all, and you don't blame you if you don't understand what's inside. Forget it, I'll explain it to you, so that you won't be depressed." Bao Yazhou smiled, and then said: "The police It is the law enforcement department, which is good, but they only have the power to enforce the law, but not to judge. Do you understand? That is to say, they are only responsible for arresting people, but not for sentencing. A thief who stole a wallet in China can be sentenced to multiple sentences Penalty? Well, it seems to be some kind of public security management punishment regulations, right? Ten days? , and the sentence will not be too heavy. This is still an ordinary thief. What about the others? Especially those children... How to deal with it? Send them back to their original places? God knows where these children's hometowns are! Sentenced? They are minors, how can they rebel Juvenile detention center? It doesn’t seem to be qualified either. If they are really sent back to their hometowns, these people are gangsters. If you send them back, they will come back by train two days later. What can you do?… Look, I just said a few words, it’s all problems! What do you ask the police to do? It’s not that they don’t fight, but to tell the truth... There are big flaws in the laws of mainland China, which the government has publicly admitted. Our laws are not perfect. It's not bad that these policemen took such an action today, purely to curry favor with you, but it's not like they've created a big trouble for themselves! So many people have been arrested, I think these policemen will be busy in the next few days! Alas, I know that it is useless work, but because of your existence, I have to do it again. You see, in the next few days, what should be closed, punished, released, and sent away Those who go back to their hometowns have to pay travel expenses to send them back... All of this will cost the police station? However, after a maximum of ten days, the detainees will be released, and those who have been fined will be fined, and those sent back to their hometowns will also run out again Now, these people will go back to the street and continue to work.” He smiled and patted me on the shoulder: “It’s already very good! People have been so busy for a while for your sake. Let’s talk , We are also gangsters. When have you ever seen the police in any country that is completely innocent and dedicated to serving the people, without corruption or dereliction of duty? No? If there were, then we would have been out of trouble in Canada down."
After listening to it, I laughed, thought about it, and said, "It seems to be not bad when you say it that way."
Back at the local five-star Oasis Hotel, Yan Di and I went back to the luxurious suite. We originally planned to take Yan Di out to see other scenery in Kunming today, but now we don’t have much interest.
Yan Di went in to wash up, while I turned on the TV in the living room, took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, and drank it down...
Just then, I heard someone ringing the doorbell outside.
I thought it might be Bao Yazhou or someone else, so I opened the door casually without thinking too much... But as soon as I opened a corner, a thin, short figure flashed in from outside immediately.
This person moved very quickly, under my surprised gaze, the other person had already stepped into the door, and then suddenly threw himself on the ground in front of me, knelt on the ground, and bowed his head...
Bang bang bang... I knocked my head several times in a row! !
As soon as this person came in and knelt down without saying a word, he kowtowed vigorously, until his forehead was flushed, obviously he had exerted all his strength! I was stunned for a moment, but when I saw the person coming, I frowned, and my face darkened, I took a step sideways, out of the way of the person kowtowing, and said coldly: "How did you find this place?" ?”