In a place like Lijiang Ancient Town, it couldn't be easier to find a place to drink.
We easily found a tavern opened by a local Naxi ethnic group in La. It wasn't meal time, and when we walked into the tavern, the owner, a dark-skinned man with long hair, was dozing off on the counter.
"Two bottles of highland barley wine." Aze greeted very familiarly, obviously it was not the first time he had come to this place to drink.
The highland barley wine brewed by the Naxi people in their own homes is very intoxicating. After two cups, my chest and abdomen became hot. And I have been running around for the past two days, and I am also quite tired, which greatly reduces my drinking capacity.
Aze poured wine into his mouth little by little without changing his face, and we were all a little silent at first.
"Actually, Fang Nan is very good." This was the first sentence he said to me: "Do you want to think about it again?"
"You know my situation." I replied simply.
"Cut..." Aze sneered at my statement: "It is absolutely impossible for a man like you and me to have only one woman..."
"Okay, stop." I smiled and looked at Aze: "You didn't hear his theory about men from Qiao Qiao's father, and then you plan to pass it on to me? If If that's the case, it's exempt, because I've heard it before you."
"Okay, then, Fang Nan is actually very pitiful, have you ever thought about it?" A Ze changed his method, but he was still entangled in this problem.
"Damn, you playboy, you are not qualified to say these words." I made a contemptuous gesture towards him: "The girls who have been cheated by you, a love killer, are even more pitiful."
"It's different." Aze said coldly: "I'm different from you... I only play with the bodies of those girls, everyone gets what they want, those girls like vanity, I'm handsome, and my wallet is rich enough... And I, I like their young and beautiful bodies, that's all. But one thing... I absolutely don't play with other people's feelings. In the games I played with those girls, you... have no real feelings at all."
"But I didn't play with anyone's feelings." I was a little annoyed.
"Can you say that Fang Nan has no real feelings for you?" Ze looked at me leisurely.
I was speechless, took a big gulp of wine, and stuffed two peanuts into my mouth.
"Actually, I shouldn't have said these things... I always feel like I'm trying to persuade you to have a relationship with Fang Nan... If Qiao Qiao finds out, I'm afraid she will directly castrate me with a knife, haha!" With a heartless smile on his face: "Even Yan Di and I are friends. From this point of view, it is a very immoral behavior to provoke other men behind their backs to go out and have an affair."
I glared at him: "Then you're still talking to me like that!"
"Because..." Aze straightened his smile and looked at me: "Fang Nan is really a poor woman. Have you heard her story?"
"... dimly, but not quite."
"Yeah." Aze thought for a while, then grinned at me: "Then I'd better not tell you, let her talk to herself in the future."
As soon as I nodded, I realized that I had been fooled by Aze.
I nodded, didn't I just admit that I still think that Fang Nan and I have a "future" in my heart
Seeing the sneaky smile on Aze's face, I threw a peanut directly into his mouth, choking him to cough again and again, pointing at me and yelling: "Damn! You Do you know that this will kill you!!"
Seeing good friends laughing and cursing each other in familiar tones, I suddenly felt nostalgic.
"Aze, you... have you thought about your future?" I looked at him.
"What?"
"The future. The future... your life, woman, love." I sighed, talking to my old friend, I didn't need to hide anything, I raised my hand as a gesture of surrender: "Okay, I admit, my relationship with Jojo It has changed, and it is impossible for us to return to the position of good friends. Among the four of us, Jojo and I have become a couple... The wooden guy is probably still far away from enlightenment. I even suspect that he is still a virgin now!" We The two laughed maliciously at the same time, and then I looked at him: "What about you? You have had so many women, why don't you find a girl you really like and settle down?"
"Cut... how could I give up a whole forest instead of a single tree!" Aze said vigorously.
"It's an old-fashioned line." I curled my lips: "Are you really not going to find a relationship?" I looked at him, deliberately hit him and smiled: "Please, you are not young...now you can Go out and be awesome. In two years, a new generation of young lovers will grow up and compete with you. By then, you will be old, man, especially a man who is too drunk, After the age of 30, your body will fail, you will have a big belly, and even your sexual function will start to show a downward trend. And you often live at night, staying up too late, I am afraid that you will be bald when you are 40 years old Now... do you think beautiful women would like an 'old handsome guy' with a big belly, bald head, and declining sexual function?"
"..." Aze stared at me for a long time, as if a flower suddenly grew on my nose.
"What are you looking at? Am I wrong?" I laughed.
"You... are you really Xiaowu?" Aze even seemed to be trying to come over and pinch the flesh on my face: "Aren't you really Qiao Qiao's makeup and disguise? If you were so vicious just now, only Qiao Qiao's kind Only female bandits can tell the truth!"
I shook my head, ignored his nonsense, and continued: "Stop talking nonsense, maybe it's because I mentioned the pain in your heart?"
"Cut!" He pointed a middle finger at me directly. Then with a disdainful expression: "If I talk about anything else, I might not be able to tell you... Talk about women with me... You are not good enough! Although you can even handle the difficult difficulty of Qiao Qiao... But the basic theory, you are short It's too far, too far."
The two of us seem to have returned to the days when we were hanging out in Nanjing, drinking and fooling around with a bunch of friends. He was already lying on the table, holding the wine bottle in one hand, and then said with a smile: "First I ask you a question... now In this day and age, what is so cute about a woman?"
After saying this, he sighed helplessly: "To be honest, I have always admired your shit luck... Really, almost all the women you meet around you are top-notch! The real purity of Yan Di's little beauty A kind girl is simply a perfect classical wife and mother! Such girls are extinct now! But you just happened to bump into them! Damn! Needless to say, Jojo, most of the girls nowadays are hypocritical and vain , but these inferior qualities are completely invisible on Qiao Qiao. Although that woman is sometimes a little silly and bold, she is straightforward enough and belongs to the level of protected animals like pandas. And Fang Nan... "
"Stop it, Fang Nan needless to say." I shook my head.
"Okay! Let's not talk about Fang Nan." Aze: "Then let's talk about the young girls in the world today." He pointed out the window, and outside was the sunny small street of the ancient town, where there were many young girls from all over the world. There are tourists, both men and women, and naturally there will be no shortage of young girls.
"Girls today, generally speaking, most of the groups have two fatal flaws: superficiality and vanity." Aze said lightly: "It goes without saying that these girls only care about horoscope fortune-telling and blood types. , They only look at the gossip of those celebrities on the Internet, and the prettier ones think about how to hang their girls or find a husband to be a long-term meal ticket. They are very proficient in memorizing the cosmetics of various brands, but most of them are not even high school students. I can’t even memorize the periodic table of chemical elements, and I don’t know that many of the lipsticks used by women are actually made of lard. They can recite at least dozens of world-renowned clothing brands! But if you ask her country Who is the leader... Hey, if you ask ten girls who is the current head of state of the four countries USA, China, UK, Russia... I bet less than 0.5% of the answers can be answered. Okay , You said those petty bourgeois women who claim to be very tasteful? It makes me feel ridiculous... But after reading a few sour articles, I thought they were petty bourgeois. If you have nothing to say, say Haruki Murakami or Milan Kundera... But I guarantee that these so-called petty bourgeois white-collar girls may seldom be able to seriously read a book to recharge themselves every year... It's ridiculous that they always think they have good taste. The most famous writer in the modern world, It would be good if they could name ten names. Vanity is even more terrifying... Women claim to be emotional animals, and they like romance more than worldly interests... But this is called vanity. In fact, it is the man that women want Not only must you know how to be romantic, but you must also have money... Why do women always call their ideal object "Prince Charming"? White horses represent taste and style, and represent romance... Of course it is important! In fact, "Prince" Two words are the most important thing! A prince is a symbol of status, a symbol of wealth and power! So have you noticed a very strange phenomenon, even occasionally, some subtle things happen to a woman's romantic standards? For example, Prince Charming turns into Prince Charming, or Prince Frog... but no matter whether it is a white horse, a dark horse or a frog... but women require him to be a 'prince'! See, economic interests are at the forefront!! That is to say, no matter how it changes, being rich and powerful is the first criterion!"