Hiding behind the glass of the balcony upstairs, Bao Yazhou and I stood side by side, holding a cigar in his hand, looking at the guests in the yard below who were having a "warm" conversation, and sighed with a smile: "Well, look Let’s all have a good time together.”
I looked at the scene below speechlessly. If it wasn't for the obstruction by my subordinates, several people would almost have fought just now...
"Don't worry, today is your fifth master's wedding. In Vancouver, no one will disgrace you. Everyone knows that you are black and white. Now the government is relying on you to manage the underworld, no There will be any problems." Baoya Zhou smiled confidently.
I thought for a while and said, "I have a question for you... What does that Xu Xin have to do with you? She can't be your illegitimate daughter, can she? I can see the sly way she smiles, she looks exactly like you !"
Bao Yazhou sighed, and said with a wry smile: "Boss, with my appearance, is it possible for me to give birth to such a beautiful daughter? This girl is indeed somewhat related to me, she is the daughter of an old friend of mine..." Then he looked at me vigilantly : "What's the matter? You are not interested in her, are you? I said boss, your confidante is one after another, just let my little niece go..."
... Why do I think there is a triumphant look in his eyes? I gave him a hard look, and I said angrily: "Don't worry! I'm not interested in your niece, but Xi Luo is chasing her very closely. I have no objection to this matter. But after all, people are If you recommend coming to us, you must first ask if you are willing to nod."
"Xi Luo?" Bao Yazhou was stunned for a moment, then he thought about it, and said with a smile, "I have no objection. As long as he has the ability to deal with Xu Xin."
"It's a deal." I laughed and patted Bao Yazhou on the shoulder: "Look, Xi Luo is my brother, and Xu Xin is your niece. I'm afraid we will be a family soon. "
"I don't have a problem. Anyway, this girl will find a good family sooner or later." Bao Yazhou grinned at me and said, "But let me explain in advance, I won't pay a penny for the dowry!"
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A few minutes later, someone knocked on the door and came in and whispered something in my ear. Immediately, I was in high spirits and my face was full of joy! At the moment, I don't care about buck teeth, so I rush out the door! !
I rushed downstairs all the way, and as soon as I ran to the corner, I saw two familiar figures standing in the living room! !
The first one, with a slender figure, a handsome face, with a sinister and lewd smile, that intoxicating smile with a trace of unruly breath, who is it not Aze? !
And the one in the back, with a calm face, has an old-fashioned suitcase under his feet, looks old-fashioned, who is not wood
I cheered, I didn't even care about the stairs, I jumped off the railing in a flying body, and after landing, I jumped up and hugged the two of them at the same time.
The three of us hugged each other, laughing loudly, and then I let go of the two of them, punched each of them on the chest hard, and said with a smile: "Good guy! I look forward to the stars and the moon, and I finally look forward to you! Also, why didn't you come earlier, just at the last moment! If you don't catch up with my wedding time, be careful that I will run back to the country and hunt you down!"
Aze grinned, and said, "Please, there is a Pacific Ocean in between, and the plane has been sitting for more than ten hours, and I am exhausted. If the stewardess on the plane is not so pretty, I would have died of depression."
But Mu Mu bent down to open the suitcase, and then took out a small red paper bag, and handed it to me: "Here, share money." I held it in my hand, only felt that it was a thick stack, and couldn't help frowning: "Why do you and I do this too?"
Aze suppressed a smile and said, "You open it and watch it."
They and I were also rude, and opened the red envelope on the spot, only to find that it was not banknotes, but two round-trip air tickets!
Mu Mu sighed and said loudly: "Come on! Who reported the plane ticket for coming!"
I laughed, but suddenly tore up the plane ticket a few times: "Don't think about leaving so soon after you come, this time you won't stay for ten days and a half months, don't even think about leaving!"
A Ze folded his arms and said with a smile: "I don't care. I just want to see the style of beautiful sisters in North America... Well, you are doing so well in Hollywood now, when will you introduce some female stars to me?" Then he deliberately glanced at Mu Mu, and whispered with a malicious expression: "I'm not in a hurry to leave, but a certain person just wants to return... hey..."
With a calm face, Mu Mu said lightly: "The summer vacation is coming to an end, I'm going to send YOYO to school."
I was stunned at once! !
Looking at Aze's malicious expression, I suddenly remembered that I had suspected that Mu Mu's recent changes, could it be that something happened to him emotionally? The biggest suspicion is to guess whether he has a woman, because in my opinion, only the nourishment of love can make this wood "spring with a dead tree"!
But... YOYO
I was dumbfounded... Uh... YOYO, although this little girl is indeed surprisingly beautiful, and she is also a beauty... But, she is only in her early ten years old this year! ! !
Although I always think that wood is a strange person, a strange person is a miracle!
But... hell, this guy really doesn't like young girls, does he? Just kidding, this is not a good thing.
I was about to speak with a weird face, but Aze saw that I had misunderstood, and quickly explained: "Damn! You are thinking wrong! Although that little Luo Li is really cute, but we are not as stupid as animals! Hmm... again It will be almost in six or seven years." Looking at the murderous expression on Mu Mu's face, Aze quickly changed his words: "Well, Xiao Wu, don't get me wrong, this person is not a spring heart... but an inexplicable father's love 'Yes! I don't understand why, but this guy really loves YOYO as his own daughter... Alas, this is really a hell, obviously he is still a virgin who has never touched a woman, but he actually becomes The role of father, and doing it in style!"
But Mu Mu had a calm expression on his face, neither refuted nor admitted, let Aze say these things.
I am amazed, but now is not the time to go into details. Sure enough, Aze yelled next: "I want to see the bride! I want to see the bride!!"
Then it was gearing up, with a look of great interest.
The wood just rightly pointed out the guy's ulterior motives: "I think you want to see the bridesmaid... Well, just outside, your subordinates inadvertently mentioned that the bridesmaid is very beautiful."
I laughed: "The bridesmaid, Aze, is hopeless. The bridesmaid's boyfriend is Xi Luo, you all know each other... Aze, Xi Luo fights a dozen or so, be careful... Ha ha."
While joking, I led the two of them to the bridal dressing room at the back.
Although the custom is that the groom cannot see the bride before the wedding, I am an unruly person by nature anyway, and the girls around the bride are also used to it, but seeing me bring two big men, I can't help but be curious.
The dressing room was originally not big, and Aze was the most cunning guy. As soon as he entered the door, he saw the beautifully dressed Yan Di, his eyes lit up, and after a cheer, he made an extremely enthusiastic appearance and said loudly: "Ah! Sister Yan Di, long time no see! Please accept the warm greetings from relatives and friends from the motherland!!" After speaking, she opened her arms and was about to embrace her. I hurried up a step and blocked this guy's sinful attempt to seize the opportunity.
But this guy was thick-skinned and didn't care at all. Seeing that he couldn't hug Yan Di, he turned around and opened his arms to a group of girls around him, and shouted enthusiastically: "Please accept the warm greetings from relatives and friends from the motherland..." After speaking, he rushed forward, causing the girls in the room to scatter in all directions laughing and laughing.
A Ze has been busy for a long time, but he didn't hug any of them. He only came back with a scent of perfume, and he couldn't help but feel a little frustrated: "Oh, the girls here are not enthusiastic at all... It really makes relatives and friends from the motherland sad..."
Yan Di blushed, but held back a smile and snuggled up beside me.
Everyone else in the room went out, and there were only four of us left. A Ze and Mu Mu started to be funny again, they deliberately went up and down just staring at Yan Di, and sighed strangely from time to time.
Yan Di is thin-skinned, and he couldn't help but hide behind me, so I couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You two, what are you looking at!"
Mu Mu said with a straight face: "It's different! It's completely different! Now take a second look at our good friend Sister Yan Di. Later, it won't be 'good friend Sister Yan Di', but will become I have become the 'Fifth Sister-in-law'. Of course, I have to take a second look at it now! Otherwise, wouldn't it be a big loss!"
I laughed and cursed a few words, then pulled the two of them to sit down and chat. Although smoking should not be allowed in the bride's dressing room, after a long absence, we can't care less about it... Anyway, we are not naturally rule-abiding people, and Yan Di doesn't mind these things.
The four of us actually sat down here to swallow the clouds and talk about our long-lost love.
As we talked, we had three of the four big wolves, and one was missing. Naturally, it was a bit awkward, and it was inevitable that we would talk about Qiao Qiao... Both Aze and Mu Mu are smart people, and they deliberately did not mention Qiao Qiao, probably because they were afraid that Yan Di would talk about it. Embarrassed. But Yan Di was very considerate, and took the initiative to say: "Well, sister Qiao Qiao, why didn't you come with me this time? Well...she, doesn't she still hate me?"
A Ze and Mu Mu glanced at each other, and A Ze hurriedly smiled and said, "Sister Yan Di, don't worry! That female bandit, Qiao Qiao, is having a good time in Nanjing! Don't worry, she Absolutely don't mean to hate you! But this time she really can't come, her old man gave her a stay-at-home order, and there are people watching around her all the time, and she can't run away... She also asked us to send you a message, saying that I wish you all A hundred years together, and..." Aze smiled wryly, with a strange expression on his face, and said: "Also, she said that you can call her, and she can teach you a few tricks to make sure you squeeze Xiao Wu clean on the bed , so that he no longer has the energy to play around... Hahahaha."
Although these words were blatant, they were indeed in Jojo's style. After hearing this, Yan Di blushed with embarrassment, but her knot was slightly untied.
Speaking of Qiao Qiao, both Aze and Mu couldn't help smiling, saying that Qiao Qiao was doing something wrong in Nanjing, trying to make her old man angry every day, and making trouble even if nothing happened, and then tried to escape several times, but failed.
"Last time she wanted to run through the ventilation duct, but she got stuck in it recently and couldn't advance or retreat. It was her bodyguard who rescued her, but Miss Qiao was so angry that she thought she had gained weight, and she didn't eat for a month after returning. Meat, she just lost seven catties! It was finally discovered that the button of the skirt she wore that day was stuck in the ventilation duct, otherwise she would have run away early! Miss Qiao ate a big pot of 'braised tiger' by herself that day. Pibawang elbow'! Said to eat a month's worth of meat back... "
"Last time she tried to trick the servants around her, and wanted to take the opportunity to run away, so she came up with an idea, pretending to go to a women's clothing store to buy underwear, but she wanted to find out from the dressing room, whoever thought the servants would get rid of them, and the result was that The owner of the lingerie store chased her for several streets! He almost ran out of breath, but he was finally caught up and pushed to the ground in a large crowd. In the end, he took her to the police station as a thief—because she took the I didn't pay for the set of underwear... Ms. Qiao was very depressed, she didn't expect to dump some professional bodyguards, and was chased back by a middle-aged woman from a underwear shop."
They talked and laughed, and finally Aze couldn't help sighing: "Oh, it's a pity. It would be great if Qiao Qiao could come. With her, it would be more than ten times more fun. This female bandit is born to be a troublemaker …”
I didn't speak, but I was thinking about the jokes they made about Qiao Qiao's escape. Although it was very interesting, I couldn't help but feel a tender feeling in my heart after hearing it... Well, Qiao Qiao... Qiao Qiao, you are so Are you anxious to run out to see me
Um! Maybe once this incident is over, I will find a way to go back to China! No matter what, I have to see her! !
A Ze and Mu Mu were still talking: "At the airport, Qiao Qiao sent us to the plane, but she was accompanied by her old man's men, this girl watched us pitifully as we entered the airport security check, oh, look at her The look at that time was probably so aggrieved that she was about to cry, that expression was simply more pitiful than a dog... Hahahaha... "
The two were talking, when they suddenly heard a voice from outside the door that knocked them out of their wits! !
"An old whore! A rotten piece of wood! Who do you say is pitiful! Who is like a puppy!"
As soon as the voice fell, I heard a bang! A pair of straight and slender beautiful legs kicked open the door of the dressing room with one kick! ! Then a figure with a hot figure and long hair flying down from the sky! Make a tiger claw shape with your left hand, and make a fist the size of a casserole with your right hand! The feet are uneven, and the feet are seven stars! His eyes are like lightning, and his momentum is like a rainbow! !
The person in front of him has curved willow-leaf eyebrows, a pair of phoenix eyes raised slightly, his complexion is full of joy and anger, and there is a three-point smile and three-point anger in his small cherry mouth, but a long skirt is torn on his shoulders. One piece, revealing a snow-white fragrant shoulder, and looking at the feet, it is even more bizarre, one foot is wearing slippers, but the other foot is bare! There is an obvious black ash on the face, and I don't know where it rubbed...
The four people in our room were all stunned for a while! A Ze's mouth grew so big that he didn't even notice the saliva dripping on his sleeves, while Mu Mu dropped the cigarette from his hand, burning a hole in A Ze's pants!
This person in front of him is not the leader of the four big jackals in Nanjing! Who is Miss Qiao, known as the unparalleled and powerful female tyrannosaurus rex in the world! !
Qiao Qiao suddenly appeared in front of her, like a divine soldier descending from the sky. A pair of peach blossom eyes swept across the audience, and then landed on Yan Di, suddenly bursting into a gleam of expression. The female bandit immediately smiled, and laughed three times: " Aha! What a beautiful bride! It’s not in vain for my old lady, I have traveled all the way here... Come, beautiful bride, please accept the warm greetings from relatives and friends from the motherland!"
After finishing speaking, Miss Qiao opened her arms, drooled, and hugged Yan Di with a wolf pounce.
I was already stunned, but I saw Qiao Qiao rushing to Yan Di, first hugged Yan Di, and then hooked Yan Di's delicate chin with one hand, with an evil smile on his face, and then said with a malicious smile: "Come on! Girl! Give the uncle a smile~~"
Yan Di was molested by Qiao Qiao, and she was already stunned, but Qiao Qiao went further, before everyone recovered, she quickly kissed Yan Di's left cheek. Only then did Yan Di come to her senses, exclaimed, and hugged Qiao Qiao tightly, tears streaming down her face: "Qiao Qiao, you, why are you back? You..."
Seeing the bride hugging Qiao Qiao and the two beauties hugging each other, both Aze and Mu Mu were stunned. Mu Mu coughed and was about to ask, but Qiao Qiao glared: "What are you looking at! I haven't seen it before." What about the friendship between beauties?! And, just now, who said that my old lady is pitiful? Who said that I am like a puppy!"
With just this one glance, Aze and Mu Mu immediately turned their heads away, and Aze murmured, "I didn't see it, I didn't see it, I didn't see anything!"
Mu Mu looked calm, with his hands behind his back, looked up at the ceiling in the room, and sighed affectionately: "Oh, the moon tonight is so round..."