At this moment, Qiao Qiao came up with an idea: "Since this is the case, you don't need to find any decoration company at all! Don't you have a film company in Hollywood? According to what you said, it is a temporary company for appearance anyway, isn't it just right? Is it like a set in a movie? Wouldn’t it be better if you call the company and ask them to fly over a batch of things immediately, and then send a few professionals in the set?”
I immediately adopted this opinion. Although it will cost more than 200,000 US dollars to transport things by air... But now I don't care about so much, and I don't care about this little money.
After everyone was sent down by me, Qiao Qiao rested her chin and thought for a long time, then suddenly her eyes lit up!
"Xiao Wu... I suddenly realized that we missed one of the most important links!"
"What?"
"Man!" Qiao Qiao looked at me: "The company must have employees!"
"Yes!" I quickly said, "At the airport, Ren Lei and the others have kept an engineering team, and the workers of those engineering teams can pretend to be the staff of the company's airport... Well, as for the company's office, didn't I bring a dozen Individuals? With you and me, it’s a big deal to recruit a random citizen on the local street... well, one hundred dollars an hour, such a good job, there are people who can do it!"
"These are not difficult." Qiao Qiao looked at me and wrote lightly: "Then... what about the stewardess? Can an airline be without a stewardess?"
"..." I widened my eyes.
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stewardess... stewardess...
Where the hell am I going to find a group of stewardesses! ! !
The stewardess is not just going to the street and pulling a team of black African girls to come back and get it done! A stewardess does not necessarily have to be beautiful, but at least she should have good facial features!
Most importantly... flight attendants have to wear uniforms! uniform! ! !
The biggest problem is... I haven't been able to get a Hollywood studio to give me an actor to play a flight attendant!
Why
This is Africa! The stewardess I need must be black! All black girls!
Even airline stewardess uniforms...
Alas, the studio's prop library sure has stewardess uniforms, but those are all American Airlines uniforms!
"Damn it, the stewardess uniform is just a sky blue professional suit with a row of buttons and a company logo! At most, each stewardess wears a silk scarf around their necks! That's about it!" I grabbed Scratching hair, "We need about... a hundred stewardesses... That's a hundred flight attendant uniforms..."
Qiao Qiao said: "How much time is left?"
"A day and a half." I shook my head helplessly: "In a day and a half, a hundred sets of stewardess uniforms can be produced... This is East Africa, surrounded by war-torn East Africa, no clothes factory can take this kind of work! There are still people! I will go Where do you get a hundred pretty black girls?"
"I have an idea... Have you forgotten what happened in China last time?"
"Which one?" I looked at Jojo.
Qiao Qiao smiled slightly, and then spit out four words:
"thank you boss."
My... eyes lit up!
…
I immediately redistributed the personnel, and drew out Hammer and two other subordinates. Finally, I had to add me and Qiaoqiao to go out in person.
Our task is to search all the large-scale entertainment special service industries in the city.
After all, this is also a big city in East Africa, and only in big cities can there be a well-developed sex service industry!
"Our mission is to find ladies! Senior ladies! I need a hundred of them, and bring them here! I allow you to spend up to one million! An average budget of $10,000 for a lady, I know this price is astronomical, I am not afraid of wasting money, nor am I afraid of spending money, but the only requirement is to be fast! It must be fast!! And I just need them to come here, walk around here for me twice in flight attendant uniforms, and stand for a while! This kind of Simple job with such high pay! There should be many people willing to do it!"
"No, one hundred is not enough." Qiao Qiao vetoed my proposal: "We need at least one hundred and fifty! One hundred will act as stewardesses, and fifty will act as office ladies!" Then she looked at me: "In this way, you don't even need to look for other company employees! And the people you randomly find outside may not all have the professional attire of OL. And the attire of those senior ladies is much more professional!"
"That's right!" I slapped my thigh, then swiped my pen, and drew another half a million more, letting them go.
It's still convenient to find a lady! !
Why
It's very simple. When these senior ladies come back, not only the manpower problem is solved...the clothing problem can also be solved by the way!
Because... In many pornographic industries, there are service items similar to "uniform temptation", which specifically meet the needs of many sexual fantasies of clients. According to the needs of these clients, the lady must wear various uniforms to serve the clients.
The most common types: stewardess uniforms, student uniforms, OL women's clothing, nurse uniforms... Of course, there are also some unique and alternative flavors, and even provide some more perverted uniforms: police uniforms, military uniforms, Superman uniforms, Spiderman uniforms … Etc., etc.
My task is to get them to go to those porn establishments with "uniform seduction" service items, and then bring back all the high-class ladies there, including people and uniforms! !
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I am afraid that this day will be unforgettable for all the sex service industries in the capital city of this small East African country. It is a historic day!
I took Jojo all the way, Hammer took two men all the way, and we started the "mopping up" of various special service places in this city!
Years later, the city's pimps continued to tell tales about us.
"These guys are burning money! My God... I usually give a girl a maximum of five hundred dollars, which is already a high-end product, but that day, those oriental guys seemed to be robbing people. They just threw a bunch of money when they walked in. Fold the dollars, and then let all the girls in the audience wear uniforms to show them... Well, it seems that the Orientals also like the style of uniforms... Well, but they seem to only like stewardess uniforms and OLs."
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This is the third pornographic entertainment club that Jojo and I run with two subordinates... Although this small African country is economically backward, as long as there are people, there is a gap between rich and poor, and prostitutes are the oldest in the world It's a profession that can be found anywhere.
Although many of these pornographic establishments are only open at night, after I smashed a wad of dollars, those pimps surrounded me as if they saw flies on rotten meat, and called to mobilize all the pimps in their hands. The girl came to "interview".
This day almost shook the entire special service industry in the city. All the pimps know that there are a few oriental high rollers here.
Looking at a row of girls of different heights, shorts, fats and thins standing in front of us, Qiaoqiao and I selected very picky ones with moderate height and weight, and asked them to change into stewardess uniforms and OL suits one by one.
This saves a lot of time, because in order to meet the needs of customers, many uniforms are ready-made in these erotic service establishments. We selected nearly 200 ladies in total, all of whom brought their own two sets of clothes, stewardess uniform and OL professional suit, and then transferred two large trucks from the airport engineering team, and dragged these ladies to the rental office. The writing hugs there.
We rented the entire three floors of a commercial building far away from the city center... In this small country in East Africa, commerce is not developed, so many buildings are vacant. We rented the site very smoothly. off the road...
Of course, the main reason is that our requirements are really not high. When a normal company rents a house, they have to consider details such as water, electricity, various lines, and the Internet... We don't think about it at all, anyway, we only need to fool around for a long time.
I bought a large number of second-hand office appliances, computers, desks, fax machines, copiers, etc. from the flea market. I have found that some machines are even completely damaged and not usable at all, leaving only a shell. I let someone take the cleaning agent and carefully scrub the shell so that it looks brand new.
As for the decoration in the city, it was too late to do it. Fortunately, the next day, the United States directly airlifted a batch of equipment for filming and setting the scene. We put a kind of paper on the walls and floors, it looks like the floor and wall coverings are pasted, and even the paint is saved.
A front desk was placed at the entrance of the company, on which was a brand new huge company logo of "East Africa United Airlines" that had been rushed overnight, and then two ladies who looked slightly better in temperament were selected, and they wore clean professional office workers. The suit stands behind the front desk. I just chose these two girls, except that they don't look so coquettish, and they are cleaner, and more importantly, they claim to speak English and French.
As for the others, I arranged for fifty girls to wear OL suits, and then distribute them at various desks in the company, pretending to be employees of the company.
Because most of the girls can't speak English or French, they can only speak the native language of their country, so we seconded a person who can speak native language from Ren Lei to act as an interpreter. While we were talking, the translator immediately translated it aloud to these ladies.
Qiao Qiao made a guest appearance as a director temporarily, and then rehearsed first.
"Who else among you can speak English or French?" Jojo rolled up a newspaper and used it as a microphone.
A small half of the fifty ladies in the audience raised their hands.
"Very good!" Qiao Qiao said loudly: "In a while, at the beginning, all those who can't speak English and French, don't need to make a sound, you just sit on your seat, pretend to look through the folder or use the computer... What? Translate, What did she say... oh, don’t know how to use a computer? It’s very simple, you can see the keyboard? You can just type on it!” She paused, and then shouted to the remaining girls who raised their hands and said they could speak English and French : "As for you, at the beginning of the moment, you will hold the phone on the table... Yes, I know that these phones are not actually wired. You just hold the microphone and pretend to talk... Well, you can say anything, Say whatever you want, as long as you speak English or French, even small talk is fine! Just be careful, just speak in a low voice!"
I glanced at Jojo appreciatively.
After Qiao Qiao said "ACTION", I walked out of the gate with a few subordinates pretending to be the target person. The two ladies standing at the front desk immediately showed professional smiles that had been practiced for more than half an hour, and bowed slightly. bow.
Then we walked into the lobby of the company. When we walked into the office, I was very satisfied to see a serious scene: just like those normal companies, the open office was busy, and someone was flipping through documents. , someone was typing fast in front of the computer, and someone was holding the phone...
Um? etc! !
I stopped suddenly, with a strange expression on my face.
Because I clearly heard a desk next to me just passed by, and two young ladies sitting on the side were holding a phone and repeating a sentence of English quickly...
Well, that's right... It's a repeated sentence!
"Stop!" I swallowed hard and pointed at them: "You... you two, what did you say on the phone just now? Say it again!"
The two ladies looked at me blankly. I felt something was wrong in my heart, and the translator immediately came up very cleverly and translated my question to them.
Then, the two young ladies spoke to me very proficiently in perfect English: "One hundred and fifty for one time, two hundred for one night."
I:"… "
Resisting the urge to beat someone up, I held my throat and said, "Is this the English you know? Can't you speak something else?"
The reply of the two ladies was what the interpreter told me: "We will say this!"
"Why?"
Answer: Because we are ladies, we don't need to talk too much in our work, as long as we can call. To receive foreign tourists, as long as you know this sentence, it is enough.
Jojo and I glanced at each other and found that each other was sweating.
Qiao Qiao took a deep breath, and said loudly to these ladies who claimed to speak English and French: "Do you all only speak this sentence?"
Dozens of ladies nodded at the same time.
Jojo and I didn't dare to look at each other's faces anymore...
"Fuck, rearrange!" Qiao Qiao slapped the table hard.
Then we made emergency adjustments. This time, we simply had to keep all the ladies silent. Everyone in the office only did two divisions of work, either flipping through documents or pretending to type on the keyboard.
Then I rehearsed again, and felt that although no one spoke in the whole office, I felt that the atmosphere was a little weird, but I could hardly see any problems—that was the only way.
Then Qiao Qiao slapped his head and arranged a few more details, such as placing a copier in the office next to the corridor, and when someone walked by, a lady was arranged inside to pretend to be copying documents. Then I asked someone to go outside urgently to print two posters of the company's signboard and posted them in the elevator of the building.
"Do you think there's anything wrong?" After doing all this, Qiao Qiao sighed.
I looked at Qiao Qiao, who was sweating profusely, and said sincerely: "I can't think of anything... Qiao Qiao, you have already arranged it very thoughtfully. Thank you!"
Then we went to the "airport" again, where more than a hundred young ladies were arranged to wear the uniforms of stewardesses.
It is worth mentioning that in these two days, I am afraid that the clients in the whole city should not try to be seduced by flight attendant uniforms in any pornographic establishments in this city... because almost all the stewardess uniforms in the pornographic establishments in the city are I am searching.
These stewardess uniforms are very good, and the styles are basically the same. I specially picked out a hundred sets that are almost exactly the same for these girls to wear. Although these stewardess uniforms do not have the airline logo, we can only improvise a batch and put them on...
Yes, that's right, it was posted! Where do I have time to sew one by one? I could only temporarily find a place to print the fastest self-adhesive stickers, and then directly put a sign on the chest of each stewardess... Anyway, if you don't look carefully, you can't see the traces.
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Even the most well-prepared students will inevitably feel nervous when the exam comes. What's more, our preparations are so hasty. I really have no idea... With this kind of operation that is almost like a farce, can those Americans who deliberately come to find trouble be fooled
But no matter how nervous it was, those damned Americans still arrived as scheduled.
In the afternoon of this day, several people and I wore formal suits and came to the airport to pick up these guests. This is a five-member investigation team, and the chief representative of this team is a special agent from the Lockheed Corporation of the United States, and there must be people from the US government among them.
The chief representative's name was Henry. He was a middle-aged white man, somewhat fat, with gray hair and wearing a brown suit. As soon as he stepped out of the airport, he complained loudly about the heat in Africa. He seemed very uncomfortable with the climate here.
Then after we met, the two sides who had different plans warmly hugged and greeted for a long time, and then I, as the chairman of "East Africa United Airlines" (the company's second largest shareholder is the government of country G in name), made a cordial exchange with Representative Mr. Henry And the simple conversation, the conversation process is very pleasant, we exchanged views on the cooperation and development of the two sides, and conveyed the cordial greetings of the people of our country, and made a hypocritical outlook on the future development... Just as Henry and I When the cheeks were already sore from fake smiles, the car finally drove to the "airport" directly under our "East Africa United Airlines"! !
Standing in front of the empty and magnificent airport, I pretended to be proud and said loudly: "Although the company is demolishing construction, it already has 25 aircraft for civil aviation purposes, and has established partnerships with several major airlines in Africa and Europe. They have signed a cooperation agreement on route sharing... What you see now is our first direct airport. These are our spare planes. Of course, the others have been added to the airports in various countries and cities in East Africa to start shipping business! Um, everyone, please look at these four... um, three planes..."
When I said this, my tongue suddenly got stuck, and I almost missed it...
Because of the runway, I remember that Ren Lei and the others had prepared four aircraft models... but now there are only three left.
"I received a call on the road just now, and a gust of wind blew away the propellers of the oldest cub's wings... The workers had no time to repair it, so they had to temporarily push it to the warehouse and cover it with tarpaulin." Quickly whispered in my ear.
I nodded calmly.
Henry and his group stood not far away looking at the three lonely planes on the airport...
Although these three planes have just been painted and their surfaces are new, and those paints are shining brightly in the sun... But the appearance and shape of the planes cannot be concealed.
"This..." Henry couldn't help asking in a low voice: "The planes I saw seem to be remodeled from military transport planes, right? Don't your company even have an orthodox civil aviation plane?"
"Of course!" I continued to talk nonsense with a straight face, "Mr. Henry, it is clearly written in the information. The company owns six Airbus A320s and two Boeing 747s! It's just that those planes They are all in operation outside... The planes you see are of course converted from military transport planes... But please remember that this is East Africa, and our conditions are limited... In economically underdeveloped areas, decommissioned operational transport planes are used for civil aviation purposes , is also quite normal.”
The last few words made a lot of sense, so Henry just looked at me twice and didn't say anything.
Then I hurriedly took these guys off the runway, and then briefly visited our hangar... and the airport podium—this podium was also bought by Ren Lei and the others, anyway, it was just a The surface of the shelf is new, but if you open the cover from the back, you will find that even the copper wires inside are rusted.
The gazes of Henry and the others were a little dubious... But what we did was already in place, and they couldn't find any obvious faults, and I generously allowed them to take pictures, but I sent people to follow them one by one, In some sensitive places, they are prevented from entering in the name of "commercial secrets".
"Okay!" Finally, Henry spoke on behalf of their group: "We are satisfied with your company's airport and transportation capacity. Next, I think we can visit your company's headquarters."