A Stern Devil

Chapter 58: illusion! It must be an illusion!

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I spent a lot of time studying this gauge carefully.

I have to be extra careful! After all, I have deeply experienced the good luck brought to me by the ring... and the bad luck brought about by improper use! So I decided that before using the ring this time, I must not act recklessly! Be sure to fully understand how to use the measuring device first! Try to avoid all possible mistakes!

There is also a laptop next to the bed in the room, which I have asked Yan Di to bring from home in the past two days. Now I turn on the computer and connect to the Internet. I landed on the website about rings that I browsed last time... In fact, when I have nothing to do these two days, I often visit this website to browse, trying to research something.

According to what I have learned so far. Obviously, gauges are critical.

Because the ring itself is like an amplifier, it can only greatly increase my brain's ability to receive luck elements. But the measuring device can let me know which kind of activity I choose to do is in line with the law of luck, so as not to be backlashed by side effects!

First of all, let me measure whether I belong to the type with the strongest luck element.

Now I know that luck elements are divided into four types: red, orange, yellow and green. Red represents wealth, orange represents love, yellow represents longevity, and green represents career. And each person's natural brain structure is different, and the degree of brain development is naturally different, so which element is most sensitive to reception is also different.

So you need to use a measuring device to measure the person who uses the ring first. Find out which kind of luck you belong to.

I carefully read the paragraph on the computer screen again, took out the measuring device, and pinched it carefully.

There is a very small button on one end of the measuring instrument. I pressed it lightly. This is a zero-resetting device. As soon as I pressed it, the four colors on the liquid column faded quickly, and all of them retreated to "0". "Spend!

Then I pinched the measuring device in my right hand, completely wrapped the metal handle at one end of the measuring device with my palm, and squeezed it tightly...

As I nervously stared at the four color liquid columns on the measuring device... a minute later, the liquid column began to change!

First, the orange liquid column grew slowly, and the scale slowly increased from 0 to 15, and then continued to climb...

Orange, good luck

I'm a little depressed, am I just lucky

But fortunately, the red liquid column representing wealth also moved, even faster than the orange! In less than a moment, it was level with the orange liquid column! Then the green career luck and the yellow longevity luck are slowly creeping up...

I breathed a sigh of relief, my heart became more and more nervous, and I still had some expectations...

Finally, after five minutes, all the scales stopped and stopped increasing.

I picked up the measuring device, lifted it up and carefully looked at the scale numbers where the liquid column stayed on it...

"Wealth luck is 90, peach blossom luck is 96, career luck is 93, longevity luck is 91..."

I muttered in my mouth, and then quickly called up a form on the website, and compared my measurement results with the data recorded on it... Then, I was stunned!

"No way? Could it be that Lao Tzu is the kingly spirit in the legend?" I gasped!

It is clearly written on the screen: All the scales are full of 100, the single item exceeds 60 is C level, over 70 is B level, over 80 is A level, and over 90 is S level!

As for ordinary people, it is considered good if one of them is A-level or above, and those who have one of S-level are very successful people! Because the brain development of ordinary people is usually only particularly sensitive to one element. And that kind of pervert who is very sensitive in all four lines is as rare as looking for a virgin in Japan...

It just happens to be me! All four of my luck indexes are above 90! !

4S ah! Four S ranks!

According to the description on the webpage, such a person is almost a freak! A person with S rank in all four items, so what is the result

It's very simple "Successful career, lots of lovers of the opposite sex, constant love affairs, good health and longevity, super rich at the same time..."

Honestly, I was intimidated!

I, Chen Yang, grew up. Except for the high scores in physical examinations... no one ever told me that I was a genius in any field!

But now someone suddenly told me: You are actually a very awesome monster-level character!

what does it feel like

To be honest, I was a little stupid for a while, and I couldn't help thinking: Should I give it a try and see if I can exude the air of a king

I was very proud of myself for a while, and when I slowly came back to my senses, I quickly looked at the second important thing: the activity cycle of the external luck element.

In other words, even if your own brain development is very suitable for the absorption of the four elements, the sensitivity is S level... But it also depends on whether there is any element of luck in the outside air for you to absorb!

You must know that the four elements of red, orange, yellow and green contained in the luck substance in the air are changing every day! With the earth's revolution and rotation, different regions, the interference of various external factors such as gravity, tides, climate, and even temperature, will change every day. Sometimes, the element of wealth is active when the air is in it, and sometimes other elements are active...

Well, it all depends on the character of the individual!

The second function of the measuring device is to measure the luck element index in the air every day, to see which activity is suitable for today...

I carefully studied the instructions on the website, and finally came to the conclusion that the most correct way to use the ring is as follows: For example, according to the measurement results of the measuring instrument today, I am suitable for a windfall, and if I am lucky, then I should buy a lottery ticket ... It has to be noted that I'd better not wear the ring just yet. Instead, put it on when buying a lottery ticket, and take it off after buying it!

This way, you can avoid unknowingly causing side effects...

Because, if you put on a ring and go out...then if you meet a beautiful woman along the way and accidentally glance at her...and because the luck in my own brain development is also at the S level, it is especially easy to cause luck! If this happens, it's screwed! The wealth luck that was supposed to go on normally, accidentally triggered the love luck... Then the next thing, obviously, is the terrible side effect!

I now finally understand why I've been having so much good luck and bad luck for a while! !

Because my own luck attribute value is much higher than ordinary people!

To be more specific: if it is a person whose wealth attribute is only C-level or B-level, even if he buys a lottery ticket with a ring, he may not win the big prize. Forcibly improving luck will not get much effect. Because his attribute value is basically low. But I'm different, I'm a four-series S-level strongman, it's especially easy to trigger luck events... If I'm not careful, it will also lead to side effects!

I sighed, and pressed the reset button under the measuring device again, and all the indicators on the measuring device dropped slowly. Then I put it on my bed and stared at it for a while.

I saw the orange peach blossom index slowly rising.

Well, it seems that I am still guilty of peach blossoms today!

I thought about it, put the ring away, and didn't wear it on my finger. Being in the hospital for now, I don't need this yet. After I'm discharged from the hospital, it's probably time for me to show off my glory!

Then I was in a good mood and called Amei who was guarding the door to come in.

The girl stared at me with a weird look as soon as she entered the door, and there was something extremely weird in her eyes.

"Hmm... You're done? Do you want me to throw something for you? Paper towels and the like? Hehe, I can't see that it took you so long. It seems that you are quite strong..."

It took me half a minute to realize that this girl was talking about "jerking off".

I froze immediately, and then squeezed all my strength to squeeze out two words from between my teeth: "My day!"

In the evening, Yan Di made a pot of pigeon soup to replenish my body. I have eaten well and slept well these two days, and I feel that I have gained a few more pounds, and I am secretly worried. Recently, Honesty was injured and hospitalized, and his body was greatly affected. It seems that after being discharged from the hospital this time, he has to practice hard.

Yan Di MM held a thermos bottle and fed me soup, and Ah Mei also shamelessly shared a bowl of my sick meal and sat next to it while watching TV while eating. A pigeon leg…

Alas, this girl is getting bolder and bolder.

At this time, a piece of news on TV caught my attention again: "This station's news, this morning in a county in the north of this province, the public security organs arrested several robbery suspects who are at large. The suspects are from XXX. They used to be in Nanjing. XX, XX, XX and other places committed many crimes and robbed properties with a total value of XXXXX. During the arrest process by the police, the suspect resisted fiercely. Two policemen were injured during the struggle, and a suspect fell into the Yangtze River on the spot. After being rescued, he drowned and died..."

My day!

My first reaction was: This must be the mugger who took the ring from the elevator attendant!

This guy seems to be having a great time robbing with the help of the ring! Get a lot of money! But he didn't escape the backlash from the ring's side effects... As a result, he even lost his life...

On the TV screen, there was a little bit of the image of the guy who fell into the river and drowned, and it just shook a few times. But I noticed carefully that he was wet all over, but he didn't wear a ring on his hand...

Probably, it was washed away in the river...

I shook my head and sighed.

Without the aid of a measuring device, the more advanced the ring, the more terrifying the backlash from its side effects will be!

Under the current circumstances, the most advanced ring is not a luck ring at all, but a bad luck ring! Whoever gets it is unlucky!

But I still feel a little sad.

How good would that ring be if it fell into my hand

Well, do you want me to salvage that part of the river

But the thought passed in a flash.

impossible. The river is turbulent, and I don't know where I rushed to... Sigh, I don't know who will be by the river in the future, maybe I will pick it...

I lay in the hospital for another day, thinking that I should be discharged in another day. The phone rang suddenly.

When I saw it, I froze for a moment.

The number actually came from Wood! This is a bit strange! It's more difficult for Mu Mu to ask him to say a word than to drop money from the sky! He will take the initiative to call me

After connecting, I said "Hello": "Is it wood? What can I do for you?"

The tone of the phone was charming and hot: "Little rascal, why have you disappeared recently! I haven't seen you for a long time, so hurry up and get out of your dog hole."

The voice is Miss Qiao Qiao!

I listened carefully, and there seemed to be Aze's laughter next to me. I knew immediately that these three beasts must be mixing together, and then I remembered that I, the guy who hadn't appeared for a long time, was here.

Indeed, I haven't contacted them for more than a month since I had an accident with brother Huan last time. In the past, although we often did not contact each other, it would not exceed half a month at most. Now they are probably worried about what happened to me.

Thinking of this, I have a friend who cares about me. In fact, I still feel quite warm. I sighed: "I am in the hospital, and my life is at stake. Now I can't get out of the drill."

Sure enough, Qiao Qiao's voice on the phone was serious immediately, without the taste of ridicule. Although she was still charming, she was obviously concerned: "Chen Yang, what's wrong with you? Are you really in the hospital?"

"Yes." I replied: "XX hospital, XX ward."

"OK, we'll be there in ten minutes." After speaking, he hung up the phone.

I glanced at Yan Di and Amei beside me: "I have a friend who will come over later... um..." After thinking about it, I said to Amei cautiously: "Hey, be careful later... My friend likes beautiful women the most ... You'd better wear an extra piece of clothing to wrap your small body tightly."

"Cut!" Ah Mei was peeling an apple. Hearing this, she lit up the fruit knife in her hand and glared, "Dare! I cut off his gun!!"

I sighed depressingly.

Cut

Uh... Aze might be intimidated by you... But what about Jojo? You want to cut her? She has nothing for you to cut!

Ten minutes later, the door of the ward was knocked open with a bang, and then Ms. Qiao Qiao galloped in, followed by A Ze with a wretched expression, and Mu Mu carrying a bag of fruit with a displeased expression on his face—I It suddenly occurred to me that Mu Mu seemed to dislike going to any hospital since he was demoted from the hospital.

Miss Qiao Qiao's demeanor is still moving and glamorous! Wearing a dashing black long windbreaker, he was dressed like the Matrix, but after taking off the windbreaker, it made us stupid...

The inside is also a leather jacket, the bottom is a leather miniskirt, long high-heeled black leather boots, and the top is a small leather jacket with a large V-neck opening, revealing a white breast, a cleavage, a pointed chin, and seductive eyes. No matter how you look at it, she looks like a female evildoer, with her hair permed into curls, and she looks more like a Medusa.

Worst of all... her outfit...

If she had a leather whip in her hand, and then held a candle... it would be a model of the SM queen in porn!

A Mei was obviously a little stunned, her eyes fixed on Qiao Qiao's proud chest, and there was obviously a look of inferiority in her eyes.

A hooligan is a hooligan! Qiao Qiao's eyes fell on A Mei, especially A Mei is wearing a nursing uniform today... It fits the taste of the temptation of the uniform... Now standing with Qiao Qiao in this SM Queen's outfit, If you add me... ahem... it's just a standard A-movie set...

The female hooligan strode over, suddenly stretched out her hand, hooked Amei's chin with a finger, stretched out her pink tongue and touched her lips, as if the tone of a dude molesting a good woman: "Beauty, Give my sister a smile~~~"

Where has the little money fan seen such a formation! He froze on the spot, his face turned pale, and even dropped the fruit knife in his hand.

I gloated.

Cut? Where are you going to cut it!

Aze's eyes obviously focused on Yan Di beside me, and his eyes immediately revealed a wonderful look. This grandson ignored me as a patient, strode up to Yan Di, and said affectionately: "Beautiful lady, do you know? I feel that there is an artistic impulse in you!" Then he quickly twisted out a business card and handed it over: "I, Aze, is a body painting artist..."

I held back for ten seconds before I yelled: "Ah Ze, you fucking die! This is my woman!"

At this time, Xiaocai Fan screamed suddenly, and quickly dodged to hide behind Yan Di, not even daring to look at Qiao Qiao.

Aze glanced at me, and then said awkwardly: "Your? Oh, forget it. But when did you get this kind of top quality?"

Qiao Qiao narrowed his eyes and looked at Xiaocai Fan for a few times, his eyes were full of strong interest, then he turned to look at me, frowned and said, "Xiao Wu, what's wrong with you? Why are you wrapped in bandages?" Then his eyebrows raised , shouted: "Did someone beat you? That bastard did it? My old lady went and hacked him! Dare to touch my brother, I don't want to mess around!"

The color on Xiaocaifan's face was gone, his body was trembling with fright, he hugged Yan Di, looked at me and asked in a trembling voice: "Chen Yang... are these all your friends? No matter how I look at it, it looks like... yes …”

"Beast."

It was not me who said these two words, but the wood standing next to it.

Mr. Mu Mu's face was still indifferent, but he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and lit one for himself...

Boss! You were once a doctor too! Don't you know that smoking is not allowed in the ward

Bunch of bastards!

With so many beast-level guys in the room, it immediately became much more lively. After the miraculous doctor Mu Mu checked my injury and confirmed that my injury was almost fully recovered, the three unscrupulous guys immediately ignored me as a patient.

Aze even immediately dragged a chair to sit beside my bed, raised his legs, put them on my bed, and kicked me: "Move, make room for me, why are you so blind?" ah."

Qiao Qiao maintained a bit of a woman's appearance, and sat next to me, but Amei has been hiding far away... I guess the little money fan has never been molested by a woman since he grew up.

"Chen Yang... tell you something." Qiao Qiao said.

"Huh? What?" I had the cigarette Wood gave me dangling from my mouth.

Qiao Qiao sighed, and said quietly: "I'm getting married."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"With a man?" It was the most courageous Aze who said this.

"How fresh!" Qiao Qiao gave him a sideways glance: "It's not like you don't know why the country doesn't allow same-sex marriage."

Now I'm completely dizzy.

Jojo married? with men

My day!

The heaven and the earth are united, the mountains have no edges, it snows in June, and thunder strikes in winter!

It's all fucking possible!

But how could Jojo get married! ! with men? !

"You have to help me." Miss Qiao stared at the three men in the room: "Otherwise, you will die. If I die, I will drag you to die with me!"