The thin and tall man has already assumed a standard posture of a white-collar company negotiating business: "Mr. Chen Yang, first of all, I need to introduce to you that our company's business is not mainly engaged in house leasing... don't stand up in a hurry, I will Having said that, the house does exist, and the conditions will definitely satisfy you. However, before renting the house, I need to explain a few things to you. "
"First of all, as I just said, the company's main business item is not real estate, but another product. Simply put, as long as you buy this product of the company, you will become a member of the company, and The benefits of our company's members are very good, including many preferential services. Of course, the housing you request can also be counted as member benefits, and everything is negotiable... "
My mind was a little confused for a while, and I swallowed hard: "Wait...wait...you mean..." I tried to digest what he just said: "you mean, as long as I buy one of your products, I will be If I can become a member, you will help me solve the housing problem? You... what kind of organization are you? Now that national civil servants don't divide houses, your members still take care of the housing problem? You..." I looked at him maliciously: " You will not be members of Al Qaeda in China, will you?"
"Of course not." The tall and thin man answered me with a smile: "The company's business projects are environmentally friendly and harmless. The purpose is to benefit the society and serve the general public. It is definitely not the terrorist organization you mentioned."
Then, he suddenly moved out a huge wooden box from under the table. It even surprised me!
Hell again!
I saw clearly just now! The table was empty and there was nothing there! Where did he get such a big box? !
The thin and tall man ignored my surprised expression, and opened the first layer of the box, which contained a slightly smaller box, and then opened the second layer, followed by the third layer, and the fourth layer...
Seeing him opening boxes one by one smaller in size from the box, I almost felt like breaking down. Fortunately, he finally sighed, smiled wryly as if talking to himself, and said, "Hey, I didn't expect my luck to be so bad." Not good, to be allocated such a low-level membership quota."
The tall and thin man has already taken out a shiny silver thing from the small box in his hand and pinched it on his fingertips. Looking at me with a smile, he quickly introduced me in a very professional tone: "Look, this is the owner of the company. We call it a luck adjustment device. Wearing it, you will be able to control your life as much as you want, and make your life full of beauty! Do you want to get the career you dream of? Do you want to save thirty years of struggle? You Do you want to marry the beauty you have admired for a long time? Do you want to be the focus of attention? Wearing our products, all your dreams will come true!"
Probably because he was so excited and ecstatic when he said it, that he didn't even notice that the spitting stars sprayed on my face.
I wiped my face vigorously, and finally confirmed one thing: I met a liar.
The appearance of this guy really looks like a friend of mine who works in pyramid schemes!
The same is a pair of obsessed look.
I wasn't going to talk nonsense with him anymore, so I turned around and walked towards the exit of the rooftop.
But as soon as he took two steps, the tall and thin man behind him suddenly said something loudly.
With just such a sentence, I actually stopped in my tracks...
Because, the bastard said in a bitter tone: "Chen Yang, didn't your parents teach you to respect others when they speak?"
Hearing this sentence, my heart burst into flames!
This sentence stabbed the most uncomfortable place in my heart!
Both of my parents died when I was young, and indeed no parents educated me! For this reason, I have often been ridiculed by others in my student life. But after I learn martial arts, no one will dare to say such similar words in front of me again!
Ever since a guy said such a thing and I knocked out all his teeth with a punch, no one dared to taunt me with such words!
I have turned around quickly and walked towards him, clenching my fists as I walked, preparing to knock out his front teeth as well!
"Wait... wait..." The thin and tall man shook his hands again and again, jumped up quickly and backed away: "Look, don't come over and try to hit me... I have checked carefully, I have no bloody disaster today, and I won't be killed." If you don't want to hurt yourself, you better not do it."
With a bow, I quickly ran to his side, grabbed his coat collar and lifted him up, strode to the edge of the roof, and stretched out his hand to stretch out his body.
That guy immediately screamed like a wild cat screaming in the middle of the night in summer. I have never imagined in my life that a man's scream can be harsher than a woman's, with a higher decibel!
"You idiot, put me down! I'm afraid of heights!!" He hugged my arm like an octopus, kicking his legs like a frog.
"Didn't you say that you have calculated that there will be no bloody disaster today? Then you have calculated whether you will fall from upstairs if you do not have today?" I looked at him coldly.
He opened a pair of soybean-sized eyes, blinked at me, and said pitifully: "This... I haven't calculated it, it probably won't happen." He didn't dare to look down, and begged repeatedly: "Okay, please You put me down, I'm really afraid of heights. I'm not afraid of you dropping me because I know you won't... But I'm afraid I'm going to give you a heart attack. I have a serious heart attack. Sickness... I calculated that I would not suffer from bloodshed today, but there is no guarantee that I will not die from a heart attack... A heart attack does not see blood!"
This man is crazy.
This is the first thought that popped into my mind. Although I'm not a good person, I won't bother with the madman's offense.
Psychopaths break the law, even the law will forgive it.
Besides, he just taunted me.
I put him down, stared at him, and said coldly: "Listen, I don't care who you are or what you want to sell to me. I'm not interested. Now I'm leaving."
I've decided to go, and I'm determined to find the real estate agent who introduced me as soon as I go back, and punch his front teeth out!
"Don't you want to improve your luck?" the tall, thin man added pitifully.
I snorted and looked back at him: "I've heard a saying, no matter what you want, you have to pay the price! I believe that there are no good things for no reason in this world... What's more, what you said, I alone I don’t believe in a word. What can change luck, if you can change a person’s luck, then you might as well be a god.”
"As much as you want, you have to pay a price..." The tall and thin man suddenly showed a mysterious smile: "Mr. Chen Yang... please don't worry. Can you answer my question first..." The tall and thin man looked at me and smiled asked: "Do you believe that there is such a thing as 'luck' in this world?"
luck
I was stunned for a moment, then frowned and said, "Could it be that you are a believer sent by a certain religion to develop missionary work? Then I regret to tell you that I am an atheist. I don't believe in any religion, I only believe in myself."
"Take it!" The tall and thin man snapped his fingers and said with a smile, "I also don't believe in any religion, and I also think that there is no god in this world. But luck, as I said, does exist— Even though we can’t see or touch this kind of thing.”
I still had a look of disbelief: "How can something that cannot be seen or touched exist?"
"Of course it exists!" The tall and thin man met my gaze and said decisively: "Air! Isn't it also invisible and intangible? But everyone knows the existence of air! This is common sense!"