He patted me on the shoulder and said in the most sincere voice: "How about it? Mr. Chen, try it. I won't lie to you... This thing really works."
Immediately I shook my head like a rattle.
He was anxious: "I also completely gave up on the market here. I sold this set of things in my hand early, so I can leave here and go back to the company's headquarters."
"How much?" I tried to ask.
He immediately reported a number, which shocked me!
Looking at my face, he had an "unexpected" smile on his face: "I know you must not be able to afford it. At this stage, we don't expect this product to be accepted by the market, so our strategy is, for Customers who have no purchasing power can be promoted by renting."
rent
"As I said, this product is still in the trial stage. We must conduct follow-up investigations on the first batch of products put on the market, find out the shortcomings of the product, and make necessary improvements and transformations. Therefore, I said renting, and You don’t need to pay a penny, but as a condition, you must send us an investigation report every month according to our requirements.”
There is such a good thing
But I immediately became wary again.
Why
It's as simple as when a liar says to you in an amiable tone, "I don't want your money..."
At this time, you have to be more careful with your wallet!
"Hmph, are you so kind to me?" I don't believe it.
The thin and tall man smiled slyly: "I've said it all, for customers with purchasing power, of course we will not refuse. For customers without purchasing power like you, since we can't get money from you, then we have to get money from you." How about something else? In business, who would do something without reward? What do you think?"
Well, this... seems to have some truth...
The thin and tall man looked at the sky, stood up, and couldn't help but stuff the cheap and inferior ring into my hand: "Okay, this ring belongs to you for the time being. But please remember, every first day of every month , please fill out the questionnaire carefully and send it to the specified address.” He took out a stack of paper from the folder, handed it to me, and said with a smile: “This is the instruction manual and the questionnaire, with the sending address on it.”
Having said that, he dragged me out of the rooftop and walked to the door of the elevator. When I approached the elevator, he smiled and bowed to me, and said: "Thank you, Mr. Chen Yang, I finally completed my sales task. Thanks to you, I can also go to the head office. Alas, the company developed The sales of this product are really difficult, and when I go back, I will advise the company whether it is necessary to develop other products and give up this hopeless product.”
I couldn't help asking: "But, what you said about renting a house..."
He has a sly face: "Mr. Chen Yang, as I said, only by purchasing our company's products can you become a full member and enjoy member treatment. Our membership treatment not only includes housing, but also exquisite gifts every month. And annual free travel abroad, etc... It is a pity that you only rent the company's products and cannot enjoy these benefits."
Probably because he was afraid that I would be angry, he sighed, took a deep look at me, and said seriously: "But in the end, out of gratitude to you, I can give you a free suggestion..."
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"Alas..." The tall and thin man pushed the glasses frame on the bridge of his nose, and then quickly said in a steady, professional tone: "As a senior luck product salesperson, I see that your face is red and black, but Yintang is shining, which shows that you have good luck recently. It’s just that you may encounter villains occasionally, but as long as you do good deeds with your heart, you will get through it smoothly. However, you have a small disaster in your recent luck, and you may see bloody disasters again in the near future! But all It doesn't matter, it's just a small problem. I've said all this, and I'll give you a few words at the end: Twenty achievements are hard work, wealth is nothing but leisure, once you walk on Qingyun Road, remember to be careful of flattery."
What? Bloody disaster? I look weird...
Depend on! Is this guy in sales, or a fucking fortune-telling charlatan
But I didn't have a chance to speak, the elevator was closed, and it took me all the way down to the first floor.
When I walked out of the building, I felt a little dazed.
Am I meeting a liar, or a lunatic
Call him a liar... But he didn't cheat me of anything, instead I stuck a ring in my hand.
Strange things happen every year, especially this year... I shook my head.
"Hmph, you said that I have suffered a bloody disaster recently? Damn! Nonsense!" I couldn't help but look up at the building...
Suddenly, something fell from the sky, and it became bigger and clearer in my sight...
Depend on! It's a flower pot...
This is my last thought.
boom! There was a crisp cracking sound, and a stream of blood gushed out of my head, and I fell headfirst.
Day... blood light... blood disaster...
pain! pain!
Not ordinary pain!
I was lying on the hospital bed, and a serious-looking doctor in front of me was treating my wound. Despite the anesthesia, I was still sweating profusely from the pain.
This is actually the hospital I visited last night... and the doctor who treated my wound was also the same person who treated me last night.
"Hey, I said that you young people are all aggressive and like to fight?" Although the doctor wore a mask on his face, I could still recognize him—his head had a distinctive Mediterranean hairstyle.
He obviously recognized me too: "You got your head broken last night, and you got your head broken again today, you're so lucky..."
My head was a little dizzy, I opened my mouth and said reluctantly: "Doctor, how did I come here?"
"You are lucky, you were sent here. Otherwise, no one will care if you lie on the side of the road and die."
After treating the wound, he helped me sit up, and said with a smile, "You are lucky, it's just a little trauma, but if you get hit hard on the head, you will feel dizzy, and you will be fine in a day or two."
When I looked in the mirror, I couldn't help but let out a scream!
"My hair!!"
The head in the mirror has all the hair in the middle of the top of the head shaved off, leaving only the hair around it, forming a standard Mediterranean...
"What's your name!" The doctor was dissatisfied: "You have been hit hard on the head twice, and when I treat your wounds, of course I will cut off your hair."
After finishing speaking, he stood up and patted his clothes: "Take a rest for a while, oh, by the way, someone outside wants to see you, it seems to be the person who sent you here."
Not long after, a person walked in outside the ward. In his forties, with a large forehead, small eyes full of shrewd eyes, wearing a dark suit. As soon as he walked in, I felt the man's eyes turn around, as if he was avoiding something.
"Hello." I nodded and smiled at him: "I heard that you sent me to the hospital? Thank you very much... You must have paid for the treatment for me, right? I will pay it back to you right away. "
Seeing that I seemed to be putting on my wallet, this man suddenly waved his hand to stop me, with an embarrassed smile on his face: "Well, Mr. Chen Yang, right? Don't worry about money... I want to ask you first, you... This... um... how did you get injured and fell to the ground?"
As soon as I heard this, my heart burst into flames, and I said angrily, "A flower pot fell from that building, and it just hit me on the head! Damn! I won't just let it go!" Let it go, tomorrow I will go to the real estate company of that building!"
I suddenly noticed that this guy's expression was even more unnatural. After a while, he sighed, with a bit of embarrassment on his face: "Mr. Chen... Look, can we just keep this matter private?"
"Private?"
"Yes." He took out a business card and handed it to me with both hands. I glanced at him, frowned slightly, and looked up at him: "Are you from the real estate company of that real estate?"
An embarrassed smile appeared on his face: "This matter is due to our poor management... In the afternoon, we were doing renovations on the second floor, and the subordinates were working in violation of regulations, and accidentally dropped a flowerpot from the upstairs... Hehe, this is really true." I'm sorry. In this way, we will be fully responsible for your medical expenses! However, there is no need to publicize this matter... "
I looked at him with some doubts, and I didn't quite understand why this guy was like this.
Probably seeing that I didn’t speak, the other party thought that I would not agree, so he hesitated, gritted his teeth and said, “Well, Mr. Chen, we will not only pay all your medical expenses, but we will also fully bear your lost wages. ... Also, if you have any other conditions, you can also bring them up... This, as long as the request is not too excessive, everyone can discuss it... "
Now it's my turn to be surprised...
There is such a good thing? Looking at the current situation, it is simply that this guy sticks his head out for me to kill, right
Indeed, my injury should be their responsibility, but there is no need to act so weak, right
My face was calm, and my mind was turning thoughts quickly.
"Ten thousand." Seeing that I still didn't speak, this guy gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and reported a number: "In addition to your medical expenses, we are willing to compensate you ten thousand yuan for lost work, what do you think? "
No reserve price yet!
I suddenly had such a thought in my mind, cleared my throat, and said in a calm tone: "Well... look at my head... the hair on the top of my head has been shaved! If I go out, no one else will Do you think I am prematurely aging? With this kind of image, how do you let me go out to meet people? Please, I still want to have sex with girls. With this image, most people will think that I have hair loss! No girl would be willing to date a man with hair loss !"
The guy took out a tissue to wipe his sweat, took a breath, and said, "20,000! The extra 10,000 is our image loss fee for you."
"And in the future, I don't know if there will be any sequelae in my head... In case I have a headache or concussion in the future, I will have to come to the hospital for follow-up visits... Oh, you know, The structure of the human brain is very complicated..."
"...30,000! Let's add another 10,000, which can be regarded as an extension of your future medical expenses. Is it okay?"
I sighed: "And my clothes... As you can see, my clothes are all stained with blood! Alas, this is a world-renowned brand. The texture and fabric are first-class. If it is stained with blood, it won't hurt to wash it. Unclean... ”
This guy cast a resentful glance at the "world famous brand" on my body, gritted his teeth, and said, "But... I look at your suit, it seems that the more you look at it, the more it looks like work clothes..." When I said this, I suddenly saw my face darken, He didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and hurriedly said: "Okay! I'll add another five thousand! It's compensation for your clothes..."
I sighed again, and when this guy heard my sigh, his face turned green, and he begged with a wry smile: "Mr. Offer thirty-five thousand yuan. For such a thing, if it were me, I would be willing to be smashed every day."
about there. I know that there is nothing left to squeeze, and I am ready to accept it as soon as it is ready.
Suddenly, another thing came to mind, and an affectionate smile appeared on his face: "By the way, your real estate company is probably responsible for more than that one real estate, right? The thing is like this, I happen to want to rent a house recently..."
After half an hour, when this guy walked out of my ward, he had a bad look on his face. And I lay on the hospital bed and let out a sigh of relief.
The last condition I offered was that he agreed to help me find a house in a real estate near their company and rent it to me. The rent should not be higher than two-thirds of the average market price. At the same time, I also promised to waive my property management fee, parking fee, cleaning fee, etc. for one year...
In the end, I signed a simple agreement with him to keep the matter private.
In fact, I still don't understand why this guy came to my door and was willing to kill me... In my impression, all property companies are arrogant.
Later I found out: The real estate I went to today has just been completed, and it is trying its best to attract investment. If the news broke out at this time, someone was injured and bleeding at the gate... It would be very detrimental to the investment attraction of this real estate.
Nowadays, many businessmen are very superstitious, especially when there is blood at the gate not long after the opening... If such a thing is exposed, I am afraid that many businessmen will not consider renting an office building here.
Touching my still aching head, I suddenly remembered the ring that madman gave me.
I was hit and saw blood, but somehow made a small fortune and solved my housing problem.
Is this good luck, or bad luck