Cuixiangge, Zhujiang Road, Nanjing, is a famous all-night eating place in Nanjing. It is said to be authentic Chaozhou flavor, as well as Cantonese-style snacks. Generally speaking, many people who go to nightclubs like to come here for supper. Although the price is a bit expensive, the taste is good and it is worth the money.
After eating and drinking enough, the four of us gathered around the table, some burped, and some picked toothpicks with toothpicks. I am quite special. I have no interest in a table of steamed stuffed buns with crab roe, chicken wings and chicken feet, but I can't stop eating a pot of plain porridge with no ingredients and a bowl of olives and vegetables.
Aze next to me laughed at me stupidly, and I retorted coldly: "You playboy, you know nothing! People who eat so much greasy food in the middle of the night and get fatty liver and hyperlipidemia in the future are the kind of people you are! Try to eat light food, so as not to increase the burden on the stomach and add so much oil and water that cannot be digested! When you are fifty years old, I hope you can still laugh!"
A Ze immediately retorted: "Cut! Xiao Wu, stop making fun of me! I can live to be fifty years old at least... You, if you follow what you said, if anyone among us married Qiao Qiao, he might be fifty years old." I can't even live to be... oops!"
Before he finished speaking, the table lowered and the wood stepped on him hard, and Aze immediately reacted! When Miss Qiao said such things, she didn't want to live anymore!
Sure enough, the atmosphere suddenly turned cold...
murderous look!
The three of us felt the piercing chill on our backs at the same time, and felt the murderous aura on our backs like needles, and a cold air slid down the back of our necks from Tianlinggai...
"Aze... You, say, what, what!" Qiao Qiao narrowed his eyes, with a characteristic pre-explosion look on his face...
Wood and I exchanged glances, and our first reaction was to quickly take away the knives and metal spoons that Jojo used to eat steak just now on the table in front of him...
"Ah... this..." Aze was covered in cold sweat, looking at Qiao Qiao who was about to go berserk, with a look of embarrassment, and said loudly in desperation: "This... I didn't say it! Chen Yang said it!"
After hearing this, Qiao Qiao turned to look at me: "Chen Yang!"
"I..." Before I could defend myself, the bastard Aze had shamelessly set the blame on me!
"Qiaoqiao, he said it! He said everything! He said that a woman like you would be in danger if she married you! He said that he would rather live ten years less than marry a woman like you!"
Shameless!
He actually planted all his own words on my head! !
But even more shameless is the wood! This honest man actually said in a very firm tone: "No, it's not ten years, it's twenty years!"
"Damn, you two bastards, I'll strangle you to death..." I jumped up angrily, but facing Qiao Qiao's murderous eyes, I retreated subconsciously.
"Chen Yang... You should think about how you will die yourself!" Qiao Qiao seemed to be about to transform into a violent queen, her eyes were already showing a serious look, and then she picked up the two chopsticks on the table and rushed towards me, baring her teeth and claws Shouting: "My old lady forked you!"
A Ze and Mu Mu dodged a few steps away without any morale, and the bastard A Ze smiled and held back the panicked waiter: "Don't panic, the young couple is fighting, don't call 110, it's okay."
I ran around the table twice, but Qiao Qiao kicked the table over, and the soup dripped all over my body. The chopsticks poked my chest twice and broke early, it really hurts!
If I hadn't run so fast, I'm afraid my face would be scratched by Jojo... This girl spread her ten fingers, and her nails are as sharp as ten small knives...
Annoyingly, A Ze and Mu Mu actually bet in a low voice: "How long do you think Chen Yang can last?"
"Ten minutes, one pays five!"
"Five minutes..."
I was chased by Qiao Qiao all the way out of the hotel, and I was chased all the way to the parking lot outside. In the end, I simply ran around the car and kept shouting: "Qiao Qiao, you are fucking crazy! It wasn't me Said it! That bastard Aze said it!"
"Go to hell! I won't abandon you today, I swear I won't be human!"
"Damn it! Anyway, if you don't marry me, what difference does it make if you live ten or twenty years longer!" I said in a panic.
Qiao Qiao was even more furious! "Chen Yang, you little bastard! This eldest lady is born beautiful! Anyone who beckons to marry me can line up from east to west! It's just that my mother doesn't like it! How dare you fucking look down on me! I... I... I can bear it today, my uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't bear it!!"
When Aze and Mumu finished shopping and came out, I was blocked by Jojo in the corner, but I squeezed her wrist hard to prevent her from continuing to do anything, and then watched Aze and Mumu come out, I said angrily: "Two bastards! They are both crazy! Look at what you have done!"
Aze's eyes rolled wildly, and he spread his hands: "Please, you are the one who said it... You are the one who pinched Qiao Qiao's hand now... But I really want to say something fair!" With a sad expression on her face, she said with grief and indignation: "What a wonderful girl we are, Qiao Qiao! She is beautiful, generous, sexy and passionate, born with a fiery heart, and belongs to the typical revolutionary fighting spirit that is too excited! The revolutionary enthusiasm is so high that she shouts to shoot at me all day long. She is full of cowardice, and she will go to the house in a blink of an eye to reveal the tiles—what a girl! Such an excellent girl is put in front of you, but every man is always rushing to beg for money? No Serving you with sweet words, no matter what, you have to show the spirit of hard work that is not afraid of death and not afraid of hardship. If there are difficulties, you have to go up if you don’t have difficulties! If you want to embrace the beauty! It’s you! Chen Yang! You actually uttered wild words to our Miss Qiao! Such a treasure is like mud bricks and rubble in front of you! Don’t say that Miss Qiao wants to beat you! On behalf of all men in the world, I express my utmost respect for your behavior. My indignation! I don’t want you to spoil the baby like this!”
A Ze finished speaking in one breath, I was stunned, and while he was breathing, I interjected: "Damn! She likes women!"
"That's Miss Qiao's own business!" Aze immediately continued to criticize me mercilessly: "It's other people's business who they like! But you treat treasures as treasures, and this kind of reckless behavior is your problem. ! Don't always emphasize objective reasons! Pay attention to the mistakes in your own supervisor's understanding! Chen Yang!"
"I..." I was so choked that I couldn't hold my breath for a while, and finally cursed: "You two bastards who don't speak human words!"
After speaking, he let go of Jojo.
Qiao Qiao must have been tired after fighting with me for a while, she rolled her eyes and glared at me, but she didn't come to pinch me anymore, she just stood there panting heavily.
After a while, Qiao Qiao regained his composure, stared at me and gritted his teeth and said, "Chen Yang, you little bastard, when I see you someday, I will kick you to death!"
A Ze next to him immediately chimed in: "Master Qiao, why don't you play today?"
"Cut! Kick him today? It's a good idea!" Miss Qiao rolled her eyelids coquettishly, gritted her silver teeth and said disdainfully: "I don't wear underwear today, kicking him is not to let him take advantage!"
"..."
The three of us immediately looked at each other, unable to utter a word.
The few people had had enough of making a fuss, and finally got into the car to rest together. We lit a cigarette alone. After sitting for a while, Aze and Mu felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they hurriedly made an excuse to go out to see if there were new newspapers on the newsstand in the morning. Leave me and Jojo in the car.
The two people who were originally quite harmonious suddenly felt a little awkward in the atmosphere. There was still a bit of anger in Qiaoqiao's eyes, but it seemed more of an unconvinced element.
"Chen Yang!" She suddenly said, "You said... don't you think so much of me?"
I was speechless, thought for a while, and said with a bitter face: "Don't listen to Aze's nonsense..."
"Okay! I don't listen to Aze and the others, I just listen to you!" Miss Qiao stared into my eyes: "I ask you, is it so terrible to marry me? Damn there are so many men hanging around me every day It's over! No one has ever made me so miserable! It's you, Chen Yang!"
I burst into laughter: "I said Miss, what's there to argue about?"
But unfortunately, I forgot a truth.
Most of the women in the world are like this... Women are very complicated creatures.
If a man teases them, they will call him lewd and vulgar. But if men turn a blind eye to them, they will complain that men have blind eyes.
For the vast majority of women, the only acceptable one is: my mother is a flower that is popular among thousands of people! Only those stinky men are allowed to fall in love with my wife, but my wife doesn't like them!
If it's the other way around, those stinky men dare not look down on my old lady! Damn, that's not bad! !
Especially in the hearts of many beauties who always feel good about themselves, this law is simplified into one sentence: I can look down on you, but you must not look down on me!
Applied to Qiao Qiao: whether she will marry me or not is another matter; but I dare to look down on her... that is simply unbearable for my aunt and unbearable for my uncle!
"Miss, I've convinced you, okay?" I was dejected: "It's because I'm ashamed that I'm not good enough for you, so it's over!"
"Don't try to argue!!" Qiao Qiao's face was still pale with anger, and he refused to give up with me: "I ask you, Chen Yang! Tell me the truth! Why don't you marry me?"
"Damn it because you don't like men and you like women!" I was anxious.
"That's my business! We're talking about you now! It's your problem! If I'm willing to like men again... Damn, with a girl like me who is willing to commit herself to you, you won't be able to sleep with joy every night ! Just wait until your nose bubbles!"
Seeing Qiao Qiao's domineering look, I couldn't help but smile again.
"Still laughing!" Qiao Qiao was anxious, and scolded softly: "Don't laugh! Be serious! Why am I so unbearable in your eyes! Why are you looking down on me so much! I just can't swallow this breath !"
"No reason, Qiao Qiao." I was almost driven crazy by this girl, my guts were green with fucking regret, why should I tell A Ze what Li Wenjing said to that scourge! I still patiently explained to Jojo: "That's because we are good friends, buddies! Our friendship will last forever, until the end of the world, you will be my buddies!"
Qiao Qiao's face turned red with anger, she gritted her teeth and thought about it, and continued to be difficult: "Then let me ask you again... um... If it's the end of the world now! There are only us two humans left in the world. If we don't combine, humans perish...you still look down on me?"
I... I fucked his eighteen generations of Aze's ancestors!
Resisting the urge to curse, I patiently explained to Jojo.
"If the world is really doomsday, only the two of us are left in the world. Even if we combine, we cannot save the crisis of human extinction. Because from an anthropological point of view, even if the two of us combine to give birth to a son and a half, it will be impossible to save the human race." We can no longer find other human beings to combine with our children to reproduce... We can't let our children marry themselves? That is incest, even if the offspring are deformed... In short, the extinction of human beings is inevitable, so... "
Speaking of this, I looked up at Qiao Qiao, but I didn't notice that Miss Qiao was already trembling with index fingers, and her body was in a miscarriage. She gritted her teeth and said in a trembling voice: "Chen Yang! I... I... I can't finish with you!"
I couldn't help feeling cold and shivering.
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After a while, Aze and Mu came back, and they actually had a newspaper in their hands, but I took a look at it, but it didn't come out in the morning, and I don't know where they picked it up yesterday. newspaper.
It was still cold outside in the early morning, it was winter after all. The four of us huddled together in a car, closed the doors and windows and turned on the air conditioner, Qiao Qiao continued to smoke violently to vent his anger, neither A Ze nor Mu Mu dared to touch her. I moved to the back seat earlier and sat down, reading the newspaper by the lights in the car.
I don't plan to go home, anyway, it's almost morning, so why don't I go to work directly after swaying outside, it's quite easy.
Suddenly, a few lines of words in the newspaper were printed in my eyes. This is the news in the middle of the sub-page of the society, and the winning numbers of the welfare lottery published on it are impressive!
I immediately remembered the numbers I bought a few days ago, and calculated the time, it should be yesterday's lottery! Things have been messed up for the past two days, and I almost forgot!
Hastily glanced at the number...
A Ze and Mu Mu found me sitting there in a daze, holding a newspaper in my hand, with an indescribably strange expression on my face, and my eyes...obviously, out of focus.
Gently pushed me, and then I recovered from the extreme sluggish state, took a deep breath, felt my heart beating wildly, and my body felt like shaking uncontrollably.
"Chen Yang, what's the matter with you?" Aze frowned, glanced at the newspaper in my hand, which happened to be folded on the part of the welfare lottery number, and couldn't help laughing: "What's the matter? Are you dreaming of getting rich?"
A mysterious smile appeared on my face: "Wrong! It's not a dream of getting rich... but actually getting rich."
Then I rolled up the newspaper, breathed a sigh of relief, and said slowly: "Brothers and sisters! I really won the lottery and made a fortune! One bet for the first prize, two bets for the second prize... a total of 8.6 million!"
Looking at me with ecstasy, Aze didn't have any joy at all. Instead, he gave Mu Mu a serious look. Mu Mu also looked worried, and turned to Qiao Qiao and asked seriously: "Hey, didn't you just send the little girl to me?" Is the five heads broken?"