Everyone on the earth knows what our country's men's football is like. Basically, it's a group of ballless men who are gang-raped again and again on the court. After smearing the wall with dung, he swore that he would not let people ravage him casually next time, but in the end, he stuck out his face again and again and was whipped violently. After the left cheek was slapped, the right cheek was slapped, and after the right cheek was slapped, the left cheek was slapped...
In the end, it clearly disgusted the people of the whole country, but I still tried to put on a tragic appearance, insisting that I had been defeated repeatedly...
So that every time everyone watched the men's football game, they couldn't help but think of the classic saying of Master Xing "... raped a hundred times ah a hundred times..."
Thinking about it carefully, the national football team has been ravaged by the Koreans. I guess it is really about to break through the 100 mark, right
I held the beer glass and looked at Park Yongdae's expression. I thought to myself that it is no wonder that people look so confident.
Even Li Wenjing said that after looking at the handicap and the odds, it was obvious that the game was not manipulated by the dealer... In the case of the Chinese team VS South Korean team, basically the result of the game does not need to be manipulated, and it is a matter of 90% certainty.
In fact, if I didn't have this ring in my hand, I wouldn't have such confidence in our country's men's football team if I was killed!
Because I used to work in nightclubs and saw a lot of insiders!
There has always been a first-tier team in this city. I have seen many times what those players look like. Newspapers also often accuse players of "clubbing".
Those reporters are really idiots, clubbing is nothing! Several players were even VIPs at our nightclub! After the game, I came to Jinbihuanghuang to find a few girls to have a good time. After the game, there was a big hotel upstairs, and the rooms were opened in circles. This kind of thing is simply commonplace! And... I also heard a few girls talking in private, but they are actually not very willing to do business with these athletes... Athletes are in better health than ordinary people, and often... "Do not ejaculate for dozens of minutes"
This is similar to the game... If you don't shoot, you don't shoot! mad at you!
Two years ago, the very famous former Olympic goalkeeper, nicknamed "Angel", came to this city to compete, but brought a lady into the hotel at night, but was accused of rape, and was taken directly to the police station Already...
His excuse was that he was framed... In fact, this kid was just looking for death. The truth of the matter is: the lady took it back, but the price couldn't be negotiated, and this kid insisted on it... The lady also came out to make a living, so it doesn't make sense to give you free services, right? And the backstage of that venue is very hard! Don't look at what big-name player that kid is, he will play you to death!
The National Football Team has been impotent for many years, and everyone present knows that even Fang Nan, as a woman, looked at me with a worried expression on her face.
I looked at the TV screen with a nonchalant expression on my face.
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… The TV broadcast is not CCTV, but ESPN. Although the commentators on CCTV are pretty stupid, and the only Huang commentator who has a little bit of knowledge has already quit, but I still think it's a pity... In fact, it may be surprising to say it... I really like listening to Uncle Han's commentary-how interesting ah! Listening to his commentary is just like watching a star movie, full of funny surprises!
ESPN's commentary is very European-style, fast speaking, although the Chinese is a bit blunt, it is basically quite predictable...
First, I would like to introduce the lineups of the two sides. The South Korean Red Devils cheerleaders almost filled the stands of the stadium. There was a wave of roaring. In the opening five minutes, the South Korean team almost scored. The Chinese team defender accidentally kicked the ball to the opponent. At the foot, the Korean raised his leg and shot, startling the scene and screaming.
The goalkeeper of the Chinese team is not bad. He didn't "miss a hand" at the critical moment, and threw the ball out with a side throw.
In the next 20 minutes, the game was almost one-sided. The Koreans surrounded the Chinese penalty area and besieged for a while. The chickens and dogs jumped on their backs, and the wind was full of chaos. All of us rough men started to pant, but the ball was stunned. It's because they couldn't pass the half-time, and they were shoveled off as soon as they fell two feet, and they were shoveled off just after they passed two feet.
The most threatening attack of the Chinese team in the first half came from the "great" "Great Emperor" who "dribbled the ball like Henry".
His Majesty the Great had been strolling in the front field for half an hour, and finally got a long pass, and immediately took out the speed of Ronaldo for a while, and then calmly raised his head to observe in the midst of his busy schedule, exuding an incomparable The king's air, the Korean defenders around him immediately felt the shock of the tiger! I saw the emperor's eyes flickering suddenly, and the tyrannical aura all over his body... Well, I was wrong, it was the tyrannical aura that radiated out! Shoot furiously at the front of the penalty area! The ball flew towards the corner flag like a cannonball whistling with the sound of the wind...
The referee blew the half-time whistle and entered the intermission.
Park Long Dae was probably very proud, his originally indifferent face was filled with a trace of imperceptible joy, he had already finished the beer in front of him, and he took a deep look at me. I thought for a while and didn't speak.
The situation changed suddenly in the second half!
In the first two minutes of the game, the Korean passed two passes to open up the gap of the Chinese defender. Taking advantage of the Chinese defender's mutual handicap error, he broke into the penalty area and scored a goal. The score became one to zero, and the Chinese team fell behind.
Then five minutes later, the opposing player got a chance to score with a long-range shot in front of the penalty area, and the score became two to zero!
The handicap is South Korea's handicap, that is to say, if the South Korean team wins another one, gamblers who bet on South Korea can wait to count their money.
But judging from the scene, the possibility is infinite!
Park Yongda raised a full glass of beer and gestured to me with a smile on his face.
I remained calm, took out a cigarette and lit one for myself.
I firmly believe in the magic of rings!
Sure enough, five minutes later, the situation changed!
Originally trailing by two goals in the second half, the rough men of the Chinese team had already given up, and most of them retreated back to the half. However, in a big-footed clearance by a Chinese defender, the ball flew directly across the half, and it was accurate like Beckham. The speed fell at the feet of the emperor!
The emperor immediately sprinted with the ball!
The first Korean defender came up, and the Emperor's feet started to stir. The defender somehow slipped on the turf and fell down. As a result, the two collided and the ball flew out of the baseline.
The Chinese team takes a corner kick!
After the corner kick was taken, the Chinese team rushed the tallest and best headers into the penalty area of the Koreans. As a result, the goalkeeper yelled and punched the ball out with both fists... under the eyes of tens of thousands of spectators in the audience , the ball hit the emperor's ass accurately, and then the ball flew into the net under the emperor's coquettish poking of his ass...
The Chinese team plays back one point!
"Fuck, the ass can score goals, so coquettish!" I took a sip of beer comfortably.
Two minutes later, the Chinese team made a comeback! A player from the South Korean team made a long pass, but the ball drew a strange arc in mid-air, and hit the referee in the face with a bang!
The poor referee fell down in response, the ball bounced off, and finally landed at the emperor's feet.
The audience was silent for three full seconds, the players were also stunned, and the referee lay on the ground and did not recover.
I have to say that the emperor is still very personable! His first reaction was to kick the ball out of bounds with a big kick... But we can't ignore the emperor's precise footwork!
Generally speaking, when a Chinese team player shoots, if it is aimed at the opponent's goal, the ball will fly to the corner flag, and if it is the other way around... it is aimed at the corner flag...
boom!
Under the silent gaze of tens of thousands of spectators, the ball flew into the net, and the South Korean goalkeeper was obviously a bit ahead. Although he had tried his best to save the ball, the kick of the emperor could be called "God's Kick". Pen"! It can be called "flying fairy outside the sky"!
Just imagine, obviously seeing someone kicking at the corner flag, a few seconds later, the ball is heading towards the goal...
At this time, the referee finally stood up, looked at the stunned players on both sides, hesitated for a moment, and blew the whistle—the goal is valid!
Everyone in the audience went crazy!
Koreans are crazy! The audience went crazy!
The Chinese coaching staff is crazy! The players are crazy!
The only one who is not crazy is His Majesty the Great. His Majesty looked at the sky with an expression on the verge of collapse, and a huge frontal close-up was shown on the TV screen...
The tenacious temperament of the Koreans has been stimulated! In the next ten minutes, they stormed around the Chinese team's penalty area. After six consecutive shots, the ball was cleared and kicked by the Chinese defender.
It must be said that this was purely an unintentional attack. The midfielder kicked the ball to the emperor casually... At that time, three Korean players around the emperor had rushed forward. In this case, the emperor chose the smartest A way of kicking!
... He almost lowered his head and exhausted all his strength to kick the ball indiscriminately, then turned around and ran towards his own half.
It is estimated that his actual thought at the time was: just kick out casually, it will be regarded as a clearance, and then quickly run back to participate in the defense.
But at this moment... a classic goal that could not be surpassed in a hundred years was born! !
I saw the ball kicked by the Emperor with all his strength, the ball was in mid-air... this time there was no arc, it was almost straight like a bullet and shot at the No. 1 defender of the Korean team, and then hit the Korean boy accurately After a scream, the No. 1 Korean defender covered his face and fell down. The ball bounced off and hit the No. The crotch knelt down. And after the ball was refracted again, it rolled into the goal from the goalkeeper's crotch...
The keeper is on the verge of tears... a kick, two changes of lanes, and a goal...
There is no suspense about the next game...
The will of the Koreans may be very strong, but in the face of such a strange situation that humans cannot understand... Everyone will collapse!
Koreans have broken down psychologically!
Five minutes later, the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game...
In this Asian Cup qualifier, the Chinese team conceded two goals first, relied on His Majesty's hat-trick, scored three goals in a row, and created a great reversal!
And these three great goals will all be used in the annals of history!
boom!
boom!
boom!
Park Yongdae, Minister Kim, and even Li Wenjing, the beer glasses in the hands of the three of them fell to the ground.
Then the three of them stared at me almost with the eyes of ghosts and gods...