"Ling'er, I can't afford to be wrong. He will never speak ill of the second senior brother again." Mu Yu said sincerely.
"Too perfunctory, try again." Tianran knocked Dong Muyu on the head.
Tianran asked Mu Yu to tell Lan Ling'er what he wanted to say to express his affection to her first, and let her judge whether it was appropriate. She said that as a girl, she knew best what kind of expression of affection girls liked.
Mu Yu sniffed and tried his best to imagine Tianran in front of him as Lan Ling'er, and said again: "Ling'er, the second senior brother is much better than him. He admits that he is not as good as the second senior brother."
He felt that he was a bit of a fool, and Mu Yu couldn't think of Tian Ran's innocent temperament and the lively and arrogant Lan Ling'er.
"My tone when I said that was so fake, he didn't even believe it. I really expected Senior Sister Ling'er to believe it?" Tian Ran shook his head.
Mu Yu snorted. He didn't like the second senior brother he had never met before, let alone admit that he was inferior to him in front of Lan Linger.
"Besides lying, is there any other way? What do we girls like?" Mu Yu asked Tianran to practice for an entire afternoon on how to admit his mistake to Lan Linger. Can Tianran always give various reasons? If you reject them one by one, why are girls so difficult to maintain
Tianran tilted her head and thought for a while, then she asked Dongba: "What do they girls want from a boy who is responsible, gentle and considerate, can take care of others, dares to go to hell for a cruel person, and is loyal and unswerving , caring for the family, full of masculinity, making people feel safe..."
"He has everything I mentioned! As a young man with three good qualities, four virtues and five virtues, these are things he was born with." Mu Yu couldn't wait to grab the spotlight.
"Get rid of too much narcissism if you seek too much." "Tianran said slowly.
Mu Yu made a face.
"Oh, that's right, it depends on your appearance." Tian Ran added.
"Then what do I think of his face?" Mu Yu shook his head, trying hard to put on a smile that he thought was bright and handsome, and one that would charm thousands of girls.
Tian Ran stretched out her legs and pinched Mu Yu's face, then curled her lips and said, "The nose, eyebrows, eyes, mouth and ears are all there, eh! It's like a normal human face."
Mu Yu said disdainfully: "It turns out that we girls are so superficial. Master said that the most important thing a person seeks is a heart. Only when your heart is upright can you be recognized by everyone."
"Really? What Senior Chenfeng said makes sense!" Tian Ran put on the look of a obsessed girl again. Mu Yu found that every time he mentioned what his master said, Tian Ran would eagerly nod in agreement. She seemed to worship Jian Ying Chen Feng to an extent that was hard to understand.
"Master said that the most important thing for a girl is to be reserved!"
This sentence is not what Mu Yu made up. Feng Haochen can always say that a person should be what he is, and there is no need to change it to the outside world. Otherwise, a hot-tempered girl like Lan Ling'er would have been criticized by her master a thousand and eight times!
Tian Ran nodded: "Yeah, what Senior Chenfeng said makes sense. His master didn't say that about him, but he can't change it. He likes to do what he likes and doesn't want to change. If If he meets Senior Chenfeng and begs him to correct his mistakes, he will definitely change his ways!"
Mu Yu felt helpless and said: "Why do I worship his master so much! Even if he is not the true god who saves mankind, no one will worship him like me, right?"
"Oh, I don't understand. If someone tells me about a man's great achievements since childhood, over time I will also admire that person. His master talks about Senior Chenfeng every day, and he wants to know him. What a good man the master calls him!" Tianran blinked.
Mu Yu was a little shocked: "No? Lan Ling'er tells him every day where her second senior brother is, how good it is. Why is he so disgusted with that second senior brother?"
"Then there is no difference between us boys and their girls." Tian Ran said, "We boys don't want to see other men who are better than us."
"Nonsense, he even admits that his senior brother is much better than him." Mu Yu was noncommittal. Regardless of whether he is a person or a cultivator, Chengyan is the best man among all, and he is also the only man Muyu admires besides his master.
"I really want to know how to pursue Senior Sister Ling'er?" Tian Ran asked Mu Yu with her hands on her waist. She was a little dissatisfied with Mu Yu's rebuttal.
"I said it, I said it." Mu Yu continued.
"Girls like boys who are attentive. Let me tell you, what is Senior Sister Ling'er's favorite thing?"
"Orchid, right? He saw that she had one in her room. She seems to like red very much, and she doesn't reject blue." Mu Yu tilted his head and thought for a while. He remembered Lan Ling'er's Qingbing Sword. The body is blue, but it always emits bright red light, and I don't know why.
"What would make her happy?"
"Scold him and ask him to do better than the second senior brother, and she will be very happy." Mu Yu said with certainty and certainty.
"It seems like I'm out of luck. Can the person I like change his image to someone else, like Senior Brother Xiangnan or something?" Tian Ran shook her head.
"He doesn't like men." Mu Yu said expressionlessly.
Tianran pouted and walked to Donglai. After thinking for a while, he stood up again and said, "It seems that we have a killer weapon. The tree-dong method that his senior sister said! I'm coming over."
Tianran pulled Mu Yu up, and then pressed Mu Yu against the banyan tree without any explanation. Tian Ran had Nascent Soul's cultivation, and she didn't even have the strength to resist Mu Yu. Mu Yu leaned his back against the banyan tree with a frightened face. He felt confused and didn't know what Tian Ran was asking for.
"The power of Shudong Dafa to attract the wrong girl is too great. His senior sister told him that if someone did that to her by mistake, she would definitely marry him with her body. The essence of that trick is to be decisive in mind and decisive in body and legs. Be agile, look domineering, and have the right momentum."
"boom!"
Tianran's right leg hit the tree trunk next to Mu Yu's left face hard. Mu Yu was startled. He felt that the old banyan tree behind him seemed to be cracked by Tianran's leg, so he couldn't help but squint at Tianran's leg. .
"Look at his eyes, don't look at his legs, he's showing me an example!" Tian Ran scolded, "Look at his eyes carefully. I want them to be sharp, to reveal a hint of a ruffian, and to be easy to catch." The cruelty, the urge to take possession of the wrong person. "
Mu Yu looked into Tian Ran's eyes. Tian Ran was blinking hard, pretending to be a sharp and domineering look that she thought she had, otherwise her big, watery eyes looked very cruel to Mu Yu, and her long eyelashes Blinking back and forth, it’s extremely gratifying. Wherever there is that ruffian feeling, it is clearly an inexperienced girl pretending to be mature.
In fact, Tianran is also a very beautiful girl. She exudes a light fragrance, which is refreshing. At this time, she has reached the stage of just growing up. She has a graceful figure and a slim figure. The two young men, who had never tasted the fruit of cruelty, looked at each other so strangely. For a while, they suddenly blushed at the same time.
Tian Ran even moved his legs and arms, as if nothing happened, and said, "Let's see, doesn't that work? Hurry and go find Senior Sister Ling'er to try the legs."
Mu Yu slowly calmed down and said calmly: "He is worried that the method won't work because Lan Ling'er and I imagined it differently."
"Why doesn't it work? No one in his Hongchen Sect is a female disciple, and he occasionally hears his senior sister talk about what kind of men girls like! He heard from his senior sister that that move is really irresistible." Tian Ran said with confidence. .
Mu Yu was speechless. That girl listened to her senior sister talk about how Zhi Tong could maintain such a simple character every day. Is it really the clear flow of liquid in the world of cultivation
"Why don't he practice first? How about I act as Dong Lan Ling'er? If I can't resist his masculine style, then half the battle will be won." Mu Yu felt that he went to Lan Ling'er so hastily. It will be embarrassing if I laugh later.
"Okay!" Tianran used her legs to push her hair behind her back, and then actively pressed it against the tree trunk.
Mu Yu carefully stretched out his legs and pressed them against the tree trunk.
"I'm so domineering! I need to be more manly and domineering."
Mu Yu withdrew his leg, and then hit the trunk of the tree hard, causing the poor old banyan tree to tremble again.
Mu Yu had been brewing for a long time, and finally said his words in a low and slow voice: "Ling'er, he likes me, is it okay to be with him?"
He had buried that sentence in his heart for a long time, but he still couldn't get it out of his mouth. He has always been afraid that Lan Ling'er would reject him. If Lan Ling'er refused, wouldn't it be very embarrassing to meet him every day in the future
"Yeah, okay." Tianran nodded.
"Huh? You just agreed like that?" Mu Yu said in surprise.
"He doesn't deny Senior Sister Ling'er, so there's no point in agreeing!" Tian Ran said with a smile.
Mu Yu practiced wrongly with Tian Ran several times. When he thought he had completely mastered the essence of Shudong Dafa, he finally decided to muster up the courage to go to Lan Ling'er to express his love. The feelings for Wong Ling'er have been accumulated in my heart for so long, and it's time to release them.
"Come on, what's the point of showing favor? At the most, it's just a good guy card! It won't hurt." Tianran encouraged Mu Yu from time to time. She also wanted to join in the fun and go to the scene to see it.
"What good guy card?" Mu Yu asked doubtfully.
Tianran shook his head: "He doesn't know either. Senior sister said you shouldn't be too ruthless when rejecting men and asked them to give them good people cards. He doesn't know what that means. Can he write a note to refuse more politely?" "
"What a mess!"
Mu Yu listened to Tianran getting more and more excited about Xuanhu, and felt that Tianran's words were not helping at all. He walked around the mountain and didn't find Lan Ling'er's Yongxuan. He asked Kong Kong and Miaomiao, who had planned to bake the monster eggs directly over the fire, and they said that Lan Ling'er seemed to have asked to go halfway up the mountain. Practice.
When Mu Yu found Lan Ling'er, Lan Ling'er was not practicing. She was walking there, looking into the distance and not knowing what she was thinking. Mu Yu coughed twice to let Lan Linger know that he was coming.
"What are you doing? Is there something wrong with my throat?" Lan Ling'er turned around and asked.
Mu Yu ignored Lan Ling'er's sarcasm and said solemnly: "Ling'er, I'll come over here and tell him if he has something wrong."
"If you have anything to say, just say it." Lan Linger said impatiently.
Mu Yu was standing next to the tree, and Tian Ran was secretly looking there not far away. He felt a little embarrassed and said again: "I came there for a while, and there are some things I don't want them to know."
Lan Ling'er glanced at Mu Yu suspiciously, then Bu Naobu walked over and she happened to be standing next to the tree. Mu Yu felt that her position was about the same, so he stretched out his legs to hold Lan Ling'er's shoulders and pressed Lan Ling'er against the tree trunk. After calming down, he suddenly stretched out his legs and patted the tree behind Lan Ling'er. go.
"What am I doing?"
Lan Ling'er suddenly raised her leg and kicked Mu Yu away. Mu Yu didn't have any defense. He screamed and flew over the rocks involuntarily, and fell down the mountain in a daze -
Tian Ran in the distance opened her mouth wide and scratched the back of her head: "Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?"