A White Lotus Host Who Does Not Want To Be a White Moonlight is Not a Good Host
不想当白月光的白莲花不是好宿主
Author: 慕韶七
Latest: Chapter 89
Status: Completed
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Genres: Fantasy, Sci-fi, Romance, Supernatural, Comedy
Tags: ancient china black belly caring protagonist cultivation cute protagonist
Bai Lianhua looks just like his namesake, a white lotus.
So it’s probably inevitable that a system came for him.
System: come, my dear host Bai Lianhua, please live up to your name, and with your white lotus aura that is dazzlingly divine, save those antagonists who have led tragic lives and who are to stand against the world in the future.
Bai Lianhua: …Wait, it isn’t my fault my name is like that.
Before, Bai Lianhua thought this would have been the most excruciating thing to happen to his life, until all his missions were completed, and he’s happy and excited to go home. His system which had always been acting cute wipes his face handsomely, and then gives him a mystifying smile, “in fact, my real name is Return System of White Moonlight.”
＃Apparently, white lotus and white moonlight are great as a combo＃
So, this was actually an all-in-one service featuring white lotus + white moonlight? The missions he thought he had completed were just the preludes to his missions to follow?
And so, after having acted as a white lotus waving brilliantly in the wind, Bai Lianhua will have to return to his previous worlds, as that white moonlight that never went away in each of the antagonists’ minds, and resave the world from their clutches.
Bai Lianhua: Wait! System, come back! Explain to me why all my missions failed after I left, and why all those guys who I had painstakingly dragged back into the righteous path still went awry!
Mr. Antagonist: Hm? What’s the problem? I’m really happy with this——Now I finally have the power to take this white lotus from the pond, and nurture it well within a vase [takes a fresh white●lotus in his hand, playing with it gently]
Bai Lianhua: …! [Like the small white lotus, shaking pitifully in the wind]_(:з」∠)_
If the system lied to you, don’t despair, don’t cry, please stay as quiet as a flower, and be a stretch of pure white moonlight.
柏敛桦长的就像一朵白莲花。
所以后来他被系统找上门，大概也是避无可避的事情。
系统：来吧，亲爱的柏敛桦宿主，请你人如其名，用你闪烁着圣光的白莲花气质，拯救那些具有悲惨遭遇，未来将站在世界对立面的反派吧。
柏敛桦：……等等，名字起得不好都怪我咯？
曾经，柏敛桦以为这就是自己这辈子最郁卒的事情了，直到他完成了所有任务，欢欣雀跃觉得自己可以回家了，一向卖萌的系统却帅气的一抹脸，然后露出了迷之微笑：其实，我还有个真名，叫做白月光回归系统。
＃听说，白莲花和白月光更配哦＃
所以，这竟然是白莲花＋白月光一条龙服务？他以为的完成任务只是后续任务的前置铺垫？
于是，在演完一朵朵纯白摇曳的白莲花之后，柏敛桦还要穿回自己曾经去过的世界，回归成一个个反派心中那片挥不去的白月光，重新拯救世界不遭反派魔爪。
柏敛桦：等等！系统你别跑！你给我解释一下为什么我的任务在我离开后都失败了，那些好不容易被我掰回正途的家伙最终还是变歪了！
反派君：嗯，不好吗？我倒是十分满意啊——现在我已经有了摘下这朵水中白莲，把它据为己有精心培育在花瓶中的能力了。【似笑非笑手中折了一朵新鲜的白·莲·花，轻柔把玩
柏敛桦：……！【宛若那朵小白莲，在风中突然瑟瑟发抖_(:з」∠)_
假如系统欺骗了你，不要悲伤，不要哭泣，请安静如花的，做好一“朵”纯白的月光：）
PS：1V1，HE，所有世界的反派其实都是一个人。
避雷小提示：
1.主攻，小白莲攻，某种意义上来说，是弱攻强受+美攻强受设定。
2.攻自带[伪]天然渣属性，通篇汤姆苏。
3.受君非常痴情，总是比攻君爱的更深，如果接受不了请不要因此骂我，拜谢_(:з」∠)_