Seeing Shi Xiaobai raising his dagger and about to stab his heart, the red archbishop's eyes were wet and tears were about to fall.
He was originally just an ordinary employee in San Francisco, USA. He became increasingly numb in his busy and inactive life. He was often criticized by his boss and had to endure his wife's complaints when he returned home.
Occasionally, I would sadly recall my wonderful student days in junior high school, regretting that I was playful and unmotivated. Every time I would get drunk at dinner parties, I would hide in the alley and cry about my dreams that were once out of reach and that I had long since given up.
He once thought about committing suicide and wanted to find relief from this ordinary, boring, day after day life. However, he did not have the courage. It was not that he could not let go of his increasingly naughty son, nor could he let go of his increasingly naughty son. Lao Chou's wife is just a delusion of self-satisfaction that supports him to survive.
He thought he would spend his miserable life decadently until he met the virtual leader. From then on, his life and everything about him changed, and his shameful, ridiculous and pathetic delusions were truly and truly satisfied.
In the virtual church, he is inferior to one person and above ten thousand people. All virtual believers will be extremely respectful when they see him. He can trample on anyone's dignity arbitrarily.
He gained the favor of the virtual leader and had the power to ravage most of the human race. He was able to enjoy the struggles of those so-called geniuses and coveted the despair in the eyes of geniuses. He was intoxicated in destroying those elites who lived extraordinary lives.
There is no doubt that he is happy.
However, his happiness came to an end at this moment. Letting Xiao Xiao escape was already a living crime. If Shi Xiaobai also succeeded in committing suicide, it would be an eternal death penalty.
If he disappoints His Majesty the leader, he will lose his identity as a red archbishop. If he is lucky, he can still be a hard-working ordinary believer. If he is not lucky, he will be sent to the next suicide bomb-style terrorist attack mission.
If Shi Xiaobai commits suicide, everything will be lost.
"No, no, don't die!"
"Please, don't kill yourself!"
The red-clothed archbishop raised his head and roared, the sadness in his voice moving.
As soon as the angry and painful voice fell, a sacred and solemn voice sounded softly.
"Human, are you praying to me?"
The red archbishop was stunned and looked down, only to see Shi Xiaobai's raised dagger put back on his chest, looking like he would commit suicide at any time but was in no hurry.
The red archbishop breathed a sigh of relief, and after thinking about what Shi Xiaobai said, his brows gradually furrowed.
With his status, how could he be so humble as to beg such a third-level spiritual mortal scumbag
No, if this guy commits suicide, everything about him will be in vain. Not only his identity, but also his life may be lost!
No, we must give in now, we must find a way to hold him back and make him careless.
It took the red archbishop three seconds to come to the conclusion, and he immediately lowered his eyebrows and said: "Yes, great king, how could you, the great king, commit suicide? I pray that you live!"
Shi Xiaobai sneered: "Haha, do you think that a few flattering words can make me so careless that I forget your insidious purpose?"
A trace of cold sweat broke out on the red archbishop's forehead. In the current situation, it was really not easy to fool him.
"Then you're right."
Shi Xiaobai interrupted the red archbishop's thinking and said seriously: "Quick, keep praising me."
The red archbishop's head suddenly froze, and all the words he had just thought of were stuck.
We can’t keep up with this guy’s thinking!
Shi Xiaobai suddenly said: "By the way, since your power was given by that leader, can that leader give power to anyone?"
The red archbishop's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he had a good idea in his mind. He hurriedly said: "Yes, His Majesty the Cult's favor can give anyone infinite power. His Majesty the Cult doesn't want to hurt you, he just sees your great identity. , I hope to invite you to join the virtual church, which will then give you the power that matches your identity!”
Hearing this, Shi Xiaobai pondered deeply, seeming to be hesitating for something.
The red archbishop secretly clenched his fists. Opportunity, this is an opportunity!
"As long as you join the virtual church, with your great status, you will be able to sit on an equal footing with His Majesty the leader. You will be feared by the world, and you will become the king of the world!"
The red archbishop only felt that his future seemed to have turned around at this moment. Yes, no one could withstand the temptation of power and status. The little guy in front of him who had never seen the world and was addicted to fantasy would definitely be attracted by this fictional beauty. And when he loses himself, as long as he seizes the opportunity of being careless, he will be able to be torn into pieces by the undead army that is ready to move!
"Well, joining a virtual church seems to be a good choice."
Shi Xiaobai said to himself.
The red archbishop almost laughed out loud, feeling that happiness came too suddenly!
"but!"
The red archbishop's eyes widened and he immediately became nervous. He actually wanted to refuse!
Shi Xiaobai said solemnly: "However, there is a saying that goes well, 'Don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs'. If the virtual church is full of pig heads, isn't that a trap for me? So... , I decided to test your IQ. If even the red archbishop is a fool, then there are probably not many smart ones left, right?"
The red archbishop was secretly angry when he heard this, but he did not dare to show it. Instead, he said flatteringly: "You are right, what you said makes sense! I wonder how you want to test the IQ of a villain?"
"It's a simple answer, as long as you answer one question."
Shi Xiaobai said seriously: "Listen carefully. Once upon a time, there were only two people, my husband and my wife, living in a certain house. One day, my wife was taking a bath in the bathroom, and suddenly she heard a knock on the door. Who is the person knocking on the door? ?”
The red archbishop was stunned. There were only two people, one was taking a shower, and he asked who was knocking on the door
This question... is too simple, right
"Xiang...Xiangong?"
The red archbishop felt that the question was too simple and was afraid of being deceived, so he whispered the simple and clear answer with some uncertainty.
"What? Louder!"
Shi Xiaobai put his hands next to his ears, as if he didn't hear clearly.
"Ms. sir!"
The cardinal spoke his answer aloud.
"Didn't you eat? Make it louder!"
Shi Xiaobai roared.
"Ms. sir!"
The Cardinal shouted again at the top of his lungs.
"Do you dare to be like a man and shout out the answer louder!"
Shi Xiaobai shouted again.
Shi Xiaobai was so excited. For the C-level reward, he chose the absolute option of having the red archbishop shout "Mr. Xiang" three times. After thinking hard for a long time, he finally came up with this trick.
Now the red archbishop has shouted "Mr." twice. As long as the red archbishop shouts the obvious answer one more time, he will be able to complete this damn absolute option!
However, the red archbishop did not shout "Mr. Xianggong" for the third time as Shi Xiaobai wished. At this time, he was completely stunned, with huge doubts and fears in his heart.
He had obviously shouted so loudly, why did this bastard ask him to shout louder
This bastard is giving him a chance!
Father-in-law is not the answer!
Yes, if the answer is fair, this question is too simple and cannot test IQ at all. There must be another mystery to this question, and there must be something he has overlooked.
There were only two people at home, the couple, and the wife was taking a bath in the bathroom. Who would knock on the bathroom door at this time
The red archbishop frowned and began to think deeply. He kept turning his head, as if thinking about an obscure philosophical question, and countless brain cells died at this moment.
"Not my husband!"
The red archbishop's eyes suddenly lit up, he clapped his hands in excitement, and laughed with pride. He finally thought of the answer. This question that seemed simple but actually had a hidden mystery really tested his IQ!
With a smile on his lips, the red archbishop looked at Shi Xiaobai and said confidently: "The answer is not my husband!"
"But... Lao Wang next door!"
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