Shi Xiaobai looked at Mu Yuesheng and had an idea in his mind.
"I remember that the violent girl said that the girl in safety pants has very low brain width, so her cultivation is very slow. In this case..."
Shi Xiaobai's eyes suddenly lit up, he found something to do!
Shi Xiaobai immediately walked towards Mu Yuesheng.
Mu Yuesheng was in a very shallow state of trance. She felt someone coming towards her. She immediately opened her eyes and saw it was Shi Xiaobai. She asked doubtfully, "Is something wrong?"
All the things that happened today have made Mu Yuesheng's dislike of Shi Xiaobai a lot less. Although she is still very skeptical about Xiao Mosquito's "massage to lose weight" rhetoric, she at least knows that Xiao Mosquito is just in unrequited love at the moment, and the two have not had sex. What shameful things have happened.
Kevin and Xiao Mosquito also looked over at the same time, and subtly, Shi Xiaobai became the focus of their attention.
Shi Xiaobai nodded and said without hesitation: "My king, there is a way to make your cultivation speed faster!"
As soon as these words came out, Mu Yuesheng was shocked at first, then calmed down and asked again: "You mean... meditation skills?"
Meditation determines the speed of practice, and the intensity of meditation depends on the meditation technique and the width of the brain. When Mu Yuesheng heard what Shi Xiaobai said, her first reaction was that Shi Xiaobai wanted to share with her more advanced meditation. Kung Fu, this made Mu Yuesheng suddenly moved.
But Shi Xiaobai's answer is obviously not this, because he has never used the so-called meditation techniques when meditating.
Shi Xiaobai didn't show off, shook his head and said: "No, I am referring to... the breadth of the brain!"
Mu Yuesheng's pupils shrank slightly when she heard this, but she quickly smiled bitterly and said, "Why do you have to make me happy?"
Countless experts have been studying for countless years, but they can't make much progress in the breadth of the brain. Shi Xiaobai said that the breadth of the brain can make her practice faster. This kind of joke that stabs the wound is not funny at all. .
Kevin immediately wanted to open his mouth and ridicule Shi Xiaobai, but he turned his head and glanced at the little mosquito, and immediately suppressed it, thinking to himself, be more mature, be more mature, be more mature...
Little Mosquito obviously had great confidence in Shi Xiaobai. She hurriedly said: "Master Shi Xiaobai will definitely not joke around. Shi Xiaobai must have a way to say this!"
Shi Xiaobai followed Little Mosquito's words and said seriously: "Of course I won't make fun of you. I can indeed increase the breadth of your brain. Although my current ability can only improve it temporarily and last for a period of time. It will return to its original state, but it will be a real improvement, absolutely not half false.”
Seeing Shi Xiaobai's serious expression and pointing out that it was only a "temporary improvement", Mu Yuesheng felt a glimmer of hope in her heart. Even a temporary improvement would be great for her, just like a girl with paralyzed legs. , even if you can only stand up and walk for a minute, it is the greatest happiness.
Mu Yuesheng took a deep breath and asked, "What can I do?"
Shi Xiaobai stretched out his hands and said: "The method is very simple... massage!"
"put... ... "
Before Shi Xiaobai finished speaking, Kevin was about to curse the word "fart", but after saying "fart", he held back, quickly closed his mouth, smiled stiffly, and recited the "Maturity Sutra" again. .
Little Mosquito's eyes immediately lit up, and he jumped in front of Mu Yuesheng and said, "Sister Yuesheng, that's great! Master Shi Xiaobai's massage is very powerful. You know why I can lose weight!"
Mu Yuesheng was speechless and thought to herself, massage can help lose weight and improve brain width. Are you lying to a three-year-old child? No, a three-year-old child won’t be fooled, right
Seeing Mu Yuesheng's disbelief, Shi Xiaobai rolled his eyes, had an idea, and walked towards Kevin.
"you... ... "
When Kevin saw Shi Xiaobai walking towards him, he was about to ask in a bad tone, "What do you want to do?", but after he said one word, he caught a glimpse of the little mosquito looking over at him from the corner of his eye, and the "Maturity Sutra" immediately started working. Kevin smiled stiffly and said softly: "What's the matter?"
Shi Xiaobai didn't speak, but stretched his hand to Kevin's shoulder.
That hand was very slow in Kevin's eyes. Every second, a voice echoed in his mind, "Slap this bastard's hand off quickly." But another voice would immediately retort, "Be mature, mature." point... ... "
Kevin endured it, and finally, Shi Xiaobai put his hand on his shoulder and suddenly squeezed hard!
Kevin's eyes widened and he burst into tears.
Tears flowed down from his eyes like bursting dams. Kevin quickly turned around to wipe the tears, but for some reason the tears kept pouring out of his eyes uncontrollably. There was clearly no sadness in his heart, even He wanted to curse, but for some reason he couldn't control his tear ducts.
Xiao Mosquito and Mu Yuesheng were stunned. In their field of vision, Shi Xiaobai just pinched Kevin's shoulder, and Kevin cried. Was it so painful this time? Is Kevin actually a crybaby
"Did you see it? This is my divine massage technique!"
Shi Xiaobai pointed at Kevin and said loudly.
Yes, Kevin cried because of Shi Xiaobai's divine massage technique. This technique is called "God Massage Tear Gland Collapse!"
"Oh it's you!"
Kevin turned his head angrily, with tears on his face. Just when he was about to curse a few more words, the "maturity syndrome" struck again. Kevin suddenly let out a sob and turned around to continue wiping his tears. I felt pity for that aggrieved look.
Little Mosquito chuckled and gave Shi Xiaobai a thumbs up, "Awesome, my Lord Shi Xiaobai!"
Mu Yuesheng glanced at Kevin. No matter how much doubts she had in her heart, she couldn't resist this unscientific scene.
Just pinching it can cause tear ducts to collapse. This is unreasonable.
but... ...
"Can massage really... improve my brain span?"
Mu Yuesheng felt a desire in her heart.
Shi Xiaobai sighed and once again extended his sinful hand to Kevin. He preferred to prove himself with actions rather than words.
One second later.
"Hahahahahaha..."
Kevin burst out laughing, tears streaming down his face.
Xiao Mosquito and Mu Yuesheng couldn't bear to look at it. This massage technique was poisonous.
"Hurry... help me stop..."
Kevin really wanted to cry now.
Shi Xiaobai glanced at Kevin's "miserable" look, shook his head and sighed. He was just too soft-hearted. Shi Xiaobai reached out and pressed Kevin's shoulder twice.
Kevin suddenly returned to normal. He immediately jumped two steps away, crossed his arms and hugged his shoulders, looking at Shi Xiaobai as if he were looking at a monster.
Throughout the ages, there have been four major evil arts in the East. Kevin once admired them, but now in his opinion, Shi Xiaobai's massage is simply more evil than the four major evil arts.
Shi Xiaobai turned to look at Mu Yuesheng, shrugged and said, "How is it? It's time to realize how powerful this king's divine massage is, right?"
Shi Xiaobai looked at Mu Yuesheng and sighed inwardly, the road to upgrade is really long and difficult.
Mu Yuesheng was indeed moved, but she still hesitated because she remembered the ecstatic moans of the little mosquito last night, which made her have a deep shadow of Shi Xiaobai's massage skills.
"Is it... just a head massage?"
Mu Yuesheng asked weakly.
Shi Xiaobai nodded and said: "Just massage the temples. The longer the massage time, the longer the lasting effect will be."
When Mu Yuesheng heard that she only needed to massage her temples, she breathed a sigh of relief. However, when she heard that the longer the massage, the longer the lasting effect, she frowned slightly. She naturally hoped that the improvement in brain width could last longer. , but what if she is like a little mosquito...
"Then... give it a try."
Mu Yuesheng sighed. Compared with the "torture" of having too little brain space, massaging her temples didn't seem so difficult to accept.
Mu Yuesheng closed her eyes, looking like a soldier rushing to the battlefield.
Shi Xiaobai curled his lips and thought to himself, as for that, my god's massage technique is not only very effective, but also ensures that your whole body feels comfortable. You can't help but hum, especially when you massage your temples, the feeling must be... ...
Shi Xiaobai stretched out his "sinful" hand towards Mu Yuesheng's temple.
... ...
(ps: Another author cried to me, saying that our book friend is too fierce and made him cry... Khan, please be patient in the future. When you see an author who imitates my jokes for advertising, don't criticize him. Yes, actually, advertising is quite tiring.)