When she learned that [Zeus] would advance the date of the exchange battle and posted the news on the official website without notifying [Gaia], Lizi was very angry, angry at [Zeus] for being unreasonable and bullying others too much.
After receiving a call from Nangongshan, she gradually calmed down. Nangongshan asked her to help Shi Xiaobai make some mental preparations. She was unwilling to do so, but had to choose to agree because she was also afraid that Shi Xiaobai was with her. The newcomers who went to [Zeus] to participate in the exchange battle were so badly hit that they were unable to recover.
But when she entered the [Gaia] forum to take a look at the situation, she found that the forum was all discussing how miserably the newcomers of [Gaia] would lose. The few cheering posts were also occupied by trolls who were gloating about their misfortune. , and some trolls are even predicting how many seconds several new representatives can last.
These forum users are anonymous, so they dare to use this matter as a joke without restraint.
Lizi was furious and even more disappointed. Later, she found an analysis post that analyzed the results of exchange battles in recent years and gave a teasing comment - If [Gaia] can win a game this year, I live broadcast eating, three bowls of hot food!
Lizi sneered, but she had no choice but to make a post anonymously. The content was to the effect - "As people from Gaia, don't you have a sense of collective honor?"
It didn’t take long for several messages to arrive.
[Troller a: Can the collective sense of honor be eaten? How many cents per pound?]
[Troll B: Are you sure it’s not a sense of collective honor, rather of collective shame? I will support [Zeus] in tomorrow’s communication battle. Only by supporting them can I have a sense of honor.]
[Troller c: The truth emperor is here, dang dang, there is only one truth - in fact, the poster is the new representative of tomorrow. He came to the forum to ask for comfort, but he was mercilessly sprayed. He had to point at everyone's nose and scold. Do you have a sense of collective honor? Actually, host, don't worry. No one has any expectations for you anyway. You remember to lose better and more elegantly tomorrow. It's best to pat your butt when you get on stage and say, I admit defeat, you can take your time. You know, the more you struggle, the more disgusting you are. In order to delay for one or two seconds, you will do all kinds of ugly things. It is actually very funny. We work hard to hold back our laughter. Is it easy for us? So I beg you, lose more easily!]
[Troller d: The truth upstairs, please don’t struggle.]
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Lizi almost cried because of these Internet trolls, but the reason why Internet trolls are so shameless is precisely because they can not show their faces, so they have no face in the first place.
After Riko replied a few words, she threw away her phone angrily.
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, especially when she thought of the overwhelming jeers and boos in the [Zeus] base three years ago, she felt uncomfortable breathing.
At that time, the ridicules and boos, as well as the trolls in the forum now, made Lizi angry, but she was unable to refute. She wanted to slap them hard on their twisted faces, but she failed to win that communication battle. , does not have this qualification.
Anger, grievance, and coldness, amidst the intertwining of negative emotions, Li Zi thought of Shi Xiaobai and his brows that seemed to have never frowned, and then a somewhat absurd but uncontrollable thought came to her mind.
So when Shi Xiaobai came back, Li Zi asked: "I want to slap some people in the face. Can you lend me your hand?"
She hoped that Shi Xiaobai could win a victory and slap [Zeus] in the face, and even slap those forum trolls in the face. She knew that this request was arbitrary, but just like the newcomer rating test, at this time, she could rely on, Only Shi Xiaobai.
Naturally, Shi Xiaobai had no way of knowing these complicated processes, but from Li Zi's eyes and face, Shi Xiaobai felt Li Zi's strong desire.
He didn't know who she wanted to use his hand to hit in the face, and he didn't know how difficult it would be.
But he remembered what he once said - violent girl, you are already my king's person.
Can a king disappoint his subjects
cannot!
Absolutely impossible!
Therefore, no matter whose face it is, no matter how difficult it is to hit, Shi Xiaobai must hit it, and it must be hit hard!
So Shi Xiaobai didn't ask anything and just replied: "Okay, I like to be slapped in the face the most."
There were only two sentences in this conversation, and then it came to an end. Lizi hummed a little tune and went to prepare lunch in a happy mood, while Shi Xiaobai walked back to his room in silence.
Nangongshan, who was hiding outside the door and was about to hear how Lizi prepared Shi Xiaobai mentally, was stunned. He thought for a long time, his eyes were worried, but a relieved smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
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After Shi Xiaobai returned to the room, he closed the door and sighed softly.
Slapping in the face is a very artistic thing. It has many forms of expression. On different occasions, different forms of expression bring completely different feelings of pleasure and style.
For example, tomorrow's slap in the face, if you rely on crab steps and dirty turtle magic skills to destroy your opponent alive, does it count as a slap in the face
Of course it was a slap in the face, but such a slap in the face was neither refreshing nor pleasant, at least Shi Xiaobai didn't like it.
Especially feeling Li Zi's repressed anger and desire to fight back, he disliked this almost "teasing" slap in the face even more.
Because such a slap in the face is like cutting flesh with a dull knife. Although it hurts, it is still too slow.
What Shi Xiaobai wanted to do was to cut through the mess with a sharp knife, without giving the other party a chance to breathe, and slap him hard.
But now he has no ability to do this unless he uses the butcher's knife. But this kind of sword technique, which pursues a sure kill with one strike, is too inappropriate to be used in exchanges and discussions.
Shi Xiaobai walked to the bedside and raised his right hand expressionlessly. There was a strange golden pattern on his right hand, which resembled some ancient writing and seemed to be some kind of mysterious totem.
Shi Xiaobai silently stretched out his left hand and poked the golden pattern on the back of his right hand with his index finger. The golden pattern suddenly flashed twice.
Shi Xiaobai poked twice again, and the golden pattern flickered unsteadily.
"I, the king, poke, poke, poke..."
Shi Xiaobai's eyes widened, and he poked the golden pattern with his index finger crazily, even childishly playing the sound effects himself.
The golden pattern started to flash continuously as Shi Xiaobai's index finger rose and fell, and Shi Xiaobai seemed to have no intention of stopping.
Finally at a certain moment, a cute Luoli voice suddenly sounded.
"Don't, don't, don't poke!"
Shi Xiaobai stopped suddenly and grinned, "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, do you think that by pretending to be asleep, I can't do anything to you?"
"Whoa, whoa, bad guy."
A voice of grievance and complaint came from the golden pattern.
Shi Xiaobai raised his left hand and extended his index finger, as if to continue poking.
The pitiful Luoli's voice immediately sounded, "No, Xiao Hei is wrong, big brother, please let me go."
Shi Xiaobai snorted, put down his fingers, and asked, "Why are you pretending to sleep?"
The golden pattern fell into silence and flickered a few times.
After a moment, she did not answer, but asked: "Brother, why are you exposing Xiao Hei now?"
Shi Xiaobai was silent for a moment and said: "You have signed a blood contract with me, so it is my sword. I allow your secret, and I respect your choice."
The golden pattern flickered for a moment, and after a moment he asked again: "Big brother, why do you want to 'wake up' Xiao Hei now?"
Shi Xiaobai gently poked the golden pattern and said softly: "Because I want to learn the sword, I need you now."
The golden pattern flashed violently several times.
"Kekeke..."
A sweet and childish laughter echoed, and it stopped after a moment.
The moment the laughter stopped, the golden pattern on the back of Shi Xiaobai's hand suddenly bloomed with bright golden light. A ball of golden light floated out from the back of Shi Xiaobai's hand, and a sacred and mysterious aura was born.
In the golden light group, there was a petite figure, about the height of a six or seven-year-old child. However, in the golden light package, he could not see the whole picture clearly, and could only vaguely judge that it was a young child.
The bright golden light dyed the already bright room with a layer of golden color. After a while, it slowly dissipated. A little golden particles disappeared into the floor, and a fresh fragrance filled the room.
The figure in the light group gradually revealed its true face at this time.
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