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Chapter 499: Tutu learns to curse

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As soon as you look at the title of this kind of post, you will know that the person who posted it is a black fan who deliberately slanders or a fool who maliciously replies, so Xiao Xiao has not clicked on it.

But the number of replies to this post kept increasing, and Xiao Xiao couldn't help but click in to see what was going on.

The poster of this post posted three historical records on the first floor -

Overlord Ji Feng, four hours.

Sword Immortal Xu Taibai, three and a half hours.

Conqueror, five hours.

This is the time that three historical figures who once reached the eighth floor of the Nine-turn Extraordinary Tower stayed on the eighth floor!

Yes, even these three famous figures in history only stayed on the eighth floor for five hours at most before being eliminated.

Therefore, even if Shi Xiaobai cleans up the tower lords, not many people think that Shi Xiaobai can reach the ninth floor. The public's focus is more on how long Shi Xiaobai can stay on the eighth floor and whether he can Beating the five-hour record set by King of Conqueror!

And this so-called prophecy post said that Shi Xiaobai would not survive for an hour, which clearly meant being evil for the sake of being evil.

Sure enough, the following analysis by the poster of this post is not so much an analysis as it is a forced feeding of shit. An illogical argument to force the conclusion that Shi Xiaobai cannot survive an hour is simply an insult to other people's IQ.

The reason why the number of replies to this post soared is that the poster of this post paid trolls to post a lot of malicious replies, and the fans in the post bar rebelled angrily and started fighting with the poster!

Alas, the anti-fans these days are really using all kinds of tricks. Not only do they maliciously cause trouble and sensationalize, they even spend money to hire trolls.

Xiao Xiao looked at it for a while, feeling very bored, and reached out to exit this annoying post.

Suddenly, a voice with a hint of luoli sounded in her ears.

"Nonsense."

Xiao Xiao turned his head in shock, only to see Cao Tutu leaning his head over at some point, staring directly at the screen of his mobile phone, his dark eyes shining like stars.

Xiao Xiao was helpless. This Cao Tutu was really an ignorant little girl. How could she come over and look at other people's phone screens without their consent

At this time, Cao Tutu suddenly pointed at the "poster" on the phone screen and said, "This person is talking nonsense! Shi Xiaobai cannot last more than an hour, at least it must be more than five hours!"

As soon as these words came out, Xiao Xiao was immediately shocked.

Cao Tutu was so sure that Shi Xiaobai would stay on the eighth floor for more than five hours. That was something that would surpass the Conquering King and create a new history in the Spiritual Realm!

Why does Cao Tutu have so much confidence in Shi Xiaobai

Xiao Xiao blurted out and asked: "Do you know Shi Xiaobai?"

Cao Tutu immediately shook his head, "I don't know him."

Xiao Xiao said in shock: "Then why are you so sure that Shi Xiaobai can stay for more than five hours?"

Cao Tutu pouted, her eyes brightened slightly, and said: "Dad just mentioned it yesterday. He said that there is a boy about the same age as me named Shi Xiaobai, who recently killed eight tower-layers in the Nine-turn Transcendent Tower. Lord, Tutu can't do this. Daddy once said that the current Tutu is only slightly weaker than the King of Heroes of the same period, and stronger than any conquering king. Since Shi Xiaobai has done it, Tutu can't even do it. It’s definitely better than Conquering the King, so it will definitely take more than five hours!”

The logic of this statement is very simple but also very problematic, and there are too many flaws in this statement. For example, how can Cao Tutu's father be sure that Cao Tutu is stronger than the Conqueror King of the same age

Who is Cao Tutu's father? How dare he make such exaggerated statements

Why does Cao Tutu believe her father's statement so much

However, Xiao Xiao deliberately did not think about these issues this time, and nodded happily: "I also believe that Shi Xiaobai can stay for more than five hours!"

Although the reason for Cao Tutu's recognition of Shi Xiaobai was very strange, it still made Xiao Xiao feel inexplicably happy. Maybe it was because the person he recognized was recognized by another person he recognized

In short, Xiao Xiao felt very "refreshed" when she heard the positive comments about Shi Xiaobai from Cao Tutu!

At this moment, Cao Tutu suddenly said: "Then what are you waiting for?"

Xiao Xiao was stunned for a moment and asked doubtfully: "What are you waiting for?"

Cao Tutu suddenly grinned, his eyes glowed, pointed at the "poster" on the phone screen, and said vigorously: "Scold him!"

Cao Tutu's head was a little close, and he grinned. Only then did Xiao Xiao realize that Cao Tutu had two cute little tiger teeth and shallow dimples on his cheeks.

For some reason, Xiao Xiao only felt infected by Cao Tutu's smile at this time, and blurted out: "How to scold?"

Xiao Xiao comes from a well-off family and is very well-educated, so she has almost never scolded anyone, let alone being a troll on the Internet. She has never thought about such a boring thing, so although it was caused by Cao Tutu’s small fangs and dimples I had an inexplicable impulse, but I didn’t know how to curse.

Facing Xiao Xiao's question, Cao Tutu blinked, frowned and thought for a moment, then said "Ah", shook his head and said, "I don't know how to scold, I've never scolded anyone before."

Xiao Xiao couldn't help but laugh out loud, feeling that Cao Tutu didn't know how to scold talents as he should.

Xiao Xiao imitated Cao Tutu and blinked, smiled playfully and said, "Then you still scold me?"

"scold!"

Cao Tutu nodded and said: "Dad said that if you do something wrong, you will be scolded! This person is very wrong and must be scolded!"

Xiao Xiao smiled and thought that Cao Tutu was really influenced by her father, but the influence was very positive, and she could feel her father's good intentions in educating his daughter.

However, shouldn’t we also be taught some common sense? Also, how could you let such an innocent daughter run around alone

"Then... just learn how other people scold you?"

Xiao Xiao suddenly thought of this method. They don't know how to curse, but there are many masters of cursing in the forum. Especially in this post, there are many people who scold the poster. Can't you just learn how other people curse

Xiao Xiao's proposal was immediately recognized by Cao Tutu, and she nodded heavily.

Xiao Xiao smiled slightly and scrolled down the fans' replies. Basically, they criticized the poster.

But if you don’t know it, you are a little shocked. Xiao Xiao is shocked to find that it turns out that scolding the poster is also very particular. Some fans scold the poster in a way that is full of "the art of words" and "the charm of literature"!

Such as,

"Here, on behalf of the 'Xia Guo Mental Health Research Center', I solemnly say to everyone: 'I'm sorry!'. Because of our negligence in our work, the landlord escaped again and again. To everyone, It has caused a lot of unnecessary troubles to the society and brought about a lot of negative effects. I am deeply sorry for this. Our hospital has always paid close attention to the original poster's condition, although the original poster's current situation is not very stable and may be affected at any time. There is a possibility of an attack, but as long as there is 1% hope, we will do our best. We have the confidence, determination and perseverance to treat the poster and help him get rid of the disease. At the same time, we also hope that people from all walks of life will actively Cooperate with our work and jointly create a harmonious society. Mental illness is not terrible, and we cannot laugh at the poster!"

"Shh~ look, what did I find? There is a lone poster here. We can try to capture it. One poster can provide us with energy for several days. They are rich in protein. Each unit mass of the poster contains It contains more protein than beef, but the poster is not easy to deal with. We approach it slowly from behind, being careful not to make any noise. Hey, I caught it, it is struggling hard! We can twist its head and it will be fine The internal organs are pulled out. The rest of the parts can be eaten raw. Of course, if time is not tight, we can grill them first, which will be more delicious. Well, they have a crunchy texture and taste just like chicken!"