Xiao Xiao kept scrolling down, and there were endless curse words full of "literary charm".
"When I touched the owner's dog's head for the first time, I actually refused! Because I felt... ah... you can't ask me to touch it and I'll touch it right away. First, I want to try it, and I don't want to say... you touch a dog's head. After the film was finished, a lot of special effects were added, and the dog head... was very dark! Very bright! So soft! When the audience came out, they always scolded me. There was no such dog head at all! This proved that the dog head above was fake... I said they wanted to touch it first. . Later I passed by and found out that they were from traditional Chinese medicine, and they didn’t have that kind of chemical ingredients. Then... I touched it for a month... After this month... At least I felt very comfortable when I touched it. Now... I still touch it every day! I still feel it every day. Touch it... I'll let the people downstairs touch it too! Come! Come! Come! Let's touch it and see! Then I told the director: "When you touch it, touch it!" After touching it, this dog head will be the original owner’s dog head. Just don’t add any more and add special effects. There is no such thing as a dog head! I want to show everyone that this is how the dog’s head looks when I touch it, and it will also look like this after you touch it. "
"Owner, you're here to be a black man again. I searched several communities and read hundreds of pages of posts before I finally found you. The foreman asked me to tell you that I need to go to the construction site early tomorrow and have to move three trucks of cement and two trucks of bricks. If you can't finish the move, I won't even give you yesterday's wages. Also, Widow Wang from the east of the village asks you: When will you save enough money to marry her? If you don't go back by the end of the year, she will marry to the west of the village. neck."
This type of somewhat prank reply did not say a single curse word, but scolded the poster "severely", which made people laugh and make people happy.
Xiao Xiao watched it with gusto and thought that cursing could be so funny.
Cao Tutu's eyes were also bright and unblinking, as if he had "learned" a lot.
However, among the many interesting replies, there were some that left the two girls confused.
for example,
"I don't know how to hate my country, so I masturbate all day long. I look up at the bright moon and lower my head to masturbate. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they say I masturbate. If a young man doesn't work hard, he masturbates. When he is dying, he sits up in shock, and the poster I still want to masturbate. I am a great man in life, and I masturbate in death. Since ancient times, no one has ever died, and the poster continues to masturbate. People have looked for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, the poster is masturbating."
This comment made Xiao Xiao and Cao Tutu have question marks on their heads at the same time. They didn't understand why they kept repeating "The original poster masturbates". Is knocking down the plane also a way of swearing
However, the two of them did not delve into such details and continued to search.
Suddenly, a reply with a somewhat different taste made Xiao Xiao's breath stagnate slightly.
"Why are underwear in nursing homes repeatedly poisoned? Why do tens of thousands of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Who is responsible for the serial pig rape cases? Is the door of the nunnery being knocked on every night a human or a ghost? Hundreds of mummies are accidentally pregnant. What is hidden behind it? Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality behind all this? Is it the explosion of hormones or the helplessness of hunger and thirst? Please pay attention to the annual masterpiece of the Hero Legal Channel at 8 o'clock tonight "The No Return of the Poster" "Road", let us follow the camera into the inner world of the perverted poster!"
Xiao Xiao only read the first few sentences, then her face suddenly turned red and she quickly pulled the screen down.
However, what immediately caught his eye was...
“I really want to invade the host, I want to push her down on the table, then grab her ears, listen to her moans, then hold her down and violate her.
I really want to violate the original poster. I want to trap her in the clothing mall, amidst the sounds of other people buying and selling outside, violate her on the elevator, listen to her cries, and soil her sportswear.
I really want to violate the original poster. I want to hide with her in the locker at the entrance and exit after get off work. I want to violate her when she wants to scream but doesn’t dare to scream. I want to resist but has no strength.
I really want to violate the original poster. I want to hide her clothes in the health room so that I can violate her without being able to leave, and hand out medicine to anyone who wants to come in.
I really want to violate the original poster. I want to catch her during the Luggage Festival, press her against the curtain in the corner, and watch her violate her without fear of being discovered by a large number of spectators.
I really want to violate the original poster. I want to touch her on the bus and make her orgasm so excited that she can only tremble and beg for mercy, and then violate her.
I really want to violate the landlord. I want to take off her underwear and skirt on the balcony of the residence, put them on the quilt that is drying, and rape her by watching her fear of being discovered.
I really want to violate the original poster. I want to suck her sensitive points while she is on the phone, and then listen to her pretending to be calm and violate her.
I really want to violate the original poster. I want to let her bite her in the morning in her room, listen to her push away her parents with a muffled voice, and then violate her while she pleads to 'hurry up'..."
Xiao Xiao only read the first sentence, and immediately said "ah", her cheeks turned red, and she quickly turned off the phone screen, feeling that her eyes were "stained".
At this time, Cao Tutu suddenly asked with a confused look on his face: "What does infringement mean? Why does that person keep saying that he wants to infringe on the original poster?"
Xiao Xiao's face suddenly turned red when she heard this, and she spat softly. She didn't know how to answer, but she saw Cao Tutu's eyes were pure, like a curious baby who wanted to know the answer.
Oh my God, does Cao Tutu really not even know what "violation" means
Wow, how could a cardamom girl be so pure
Xiao Xiao secretly said that she was determined not to tell Cao Tutu what the dirty joke meant. She quickly changed the subject and said: "It's nothing, just some boring words. Well, let's scold the poster too, shall we?"
Cao Tutu was immediately diverted and nodded happily: "Okay! I want to scold the poster! I'll do it first!"
Xiao Xiao smiled slightly and handed over the phone.
Cao Tutu took the phone and typed at an extremely slow speed, and repeatedly made wrong pinyin. It was completely obvious that she rarely typed on her phone, and probably didn't even use it very much.
After knocking for several minutes, Cao Tutu showed the results of his "learning".
"The poster is talking nonsense! Shi Xiaobai can definitely stay for more than five hours! Humph! Cao Tutu stays!"
Xiao Xiao took one look and couldn't help laughing.
Is it really appropriate to call someone so "cute"? And when you say "Cao Tutu Liu", are you afraid that people won't reply and complain
Xiao Xiao held back her laughter and said encouragingly: "That's a beautiful scolding!"
Cao Tutu's face was full of pride, and she seemed to really feel that she had done a good job in scolding her. She smiled and handed the phone to Xiao Xiao again.
Xiao Xiao took the phone and found that Cao Tutu was looking at him expectantly.
Xiao Xiao smiled helplessly, touched the screen to type, and typed out the first "tearful" reply in her online career.
"I laughed and touched the poster's dog's head. After waiting for five hours, Shi Xiaobai beat the poster's face into a pig's head!"
Cao Tutu's eyes were bright and he extended a thumbs up to express his approval.
Xiao Xiao laughed happily.
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When the Xiao family's private car was driving on the highway, a middle-aged man was running in the sky, following the private car closely.
This scene made some passers-by who happened to witness it dumbfounded, because the middle-aged man was not only running in the sky more than 100 meters high, but also running very leisurely, as if he was walking on flat ground, but he kept following closely. Private cars were not thrown away at all.
And the most heartbreaking thing is that while the middle-aged man was running, he suddenly took out his mobile phone and started making a call!
However, there was always a layer of mist surrounding the middle-aged man, making it difficult to see clearly what the middle-aged man looked like, and even less able to hear what the middle-aged man was talking about at this time.
In fact, this call was also very strange.
"Hey, wife... Tutu, Tutu has learned to curse, what should I do?"
The middle-aged man looked nervous and asked cautiously.
"Huh? How did Tutu learn to curse!?"
A woman's roaring voice came from the phone, like a lion roaring from the east of the river, "I asked you to watch Tutu closely, but you turned a deaf ear? You can't even take care of your precious daughter! Do you still want to kneel on the washboard?"
The middle-aged man hurriedly said: "Honey, I was wrong, please listen to my explanation..."
The woman said angrily: "Don't explain. To explain is to cover up. To cover up is to make up stories! Tell me, what else are you hiding from me?"
The middle-aged man's face turned pale and he hesitated: "Tutu... Tutu also... also asked... what does violation mean..."
As soon as the middle-aged man finished speaking, he closed his eyes as if he was going to die.
"Cao Wudao!"
"Don't even think about entering my room tonight!"
The woman's roaring voice came from the mobile phone, as if it was about to overthrow the sky.
The middle-aged man suddenly wanted to cry but said without tears: "Honey, you'd better let me kneel on the washboard!"
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When the news of Shi Xiaobai's arrival on the eighth floor spread throughout the Xia Kingdom at an extremely fast speed, the whole country was hotly discussing how many hours Shi Xiaobai could stay on the eighth floor.
Shi Xiaobai was going through an "inner torture."
He stood silently at the starting point of the eighth layer of the world, motionless, expressionless, and his eyes slightly dull.
Until the Demon Queen suddenly appeared out of thin air, and then walked slowly from a distance.
The Queen of the Devil has a charming smile and an enchanting posture. Every step she takes, a snow lotus blossoms.
Lotus grows at every step.
But it withered in an instant.
Shi Xiaobai suddenly woke up, looked at each other with the Queen, and suddenly opened his mouth slightly and read out four words...
In the distance, the Demon Queen recognized the four words that suddenly came out of Shi Xiaobai's mouth based on the shape of his mouth, and his expression suddenly changed slightly.
These four words turned out to be... .
Open sesame.
Right now,
Exit command!
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(ps: The cumulative number of rewards this week is 297, and it has exceeded 300 for the third time, so I will add another chapter first as a tribute! The next chapter will return to the main story! Please vote for me, please give me rewards, please let me add more chapters) The motivation, I want to add more!)