"Choose, boy!"
The hot voice kept echoing in my mind, like the devil's words.
Shi Xiaobai was dumbfounded. The appearance of this prankster was so unexpected that he was really caught off guard.
To laugh at flat chests or to express love
Shi Xiaobai's eyes involuntarily fell on Huali's chest. Covered by the Gothic long skirt, it looked like a vast plain, but Huali looked like a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl. She could even be called Luoli, flat chest doesn’t seem to be an unacceptable fact for a Luoli, right? Just don’t know how you will react to being laughed at
Although Shi Xiaobai was not interested in women's breasts and knew little about girls' thoughts, his intuition told him that talking about women's bodies or even ridiculing certain parts was a very dangerous thing.
Shi Xiaobai has always believed in his intuition, so he had to look at another option - expressing love to Hua Li, which is the so-called confession.
The ignorant Shi Xiaobai didn't understand what the love between men and women was. Even if he did, he would probably sneer at it. However, Shi Xiaobai knew very well about confession and even felt deeply about it.
At that time, he was still a junior high school student on Earth. Well, Shi Xiaobai believed that to become the Lord of the Earth, he must first master the Earth's culture, so even though he often skipped classes, he was still a junior high school student. In that junior high school, he had A good friend who plays games together, oh no, a good friend who conquers other worlds together, bah, a good comrade-in-arms.
The comrade's name is Yang Wei. Yang Wei confesses his love once every three days on average. The person he confesses to is different every time, but he will be issued a "good guy card" every time. Therefore, Yang Wei spends one-third of his time in 365 days a year. When you have a crush, one-third is the time of pursuit, and the other third is the time of falling out of love.
Yang Wei would often brag about his confession stories in Shi Xiaobai's ears, but Yang Wei reversed the object of confession and the object of confession. He told Shi Xiaobai that there were hundreds of girls confessing to him every year, but He reluctantly rejected every one of them. He felt that he had wronged too many people and kept blaming God for making him too handsome and too charming.
Shi Xiaobai didn't know what was going on, but he didn't take Yang Wei's words to heart. He only knew that his comrade was a heartthrob.
However, one day, Shi Xiaobai was confessed to.
Shi Xiaobai forgot the name of the girl who confessed to Shi Xiaobai. He only remembered that the girl was prettier than the other girls in the class. She seemed to be some kind of school beauty. I heard that her family was rich and her grades seemed to be among the top. She often During recess exercises, I was praised for participating in any competition and winning championships.
But the two of them didn't seem to have spoken much, so Shi Xiaobai had to ask "Why?"
The girl said that she was lost once when she was a child. At that time, he comforted her and accompanied her, making her feel warm and secure. From then on, she often paid attention to him, and then gradually fell in love with him. Every time she saw him, her heartbeat would speed up, and her ears would tremble. Redness, feeling difficult to control oneself.
Shi Xiaobai, who has been winning at the starting line since he was a child, is a little confused. The confession came too suddenly. He doesn't know what to do for a moment. What will happen after accepting the confession and what will happen if he rejects it? Shi Xiaobai Bai has no idea.
Shi Xiaobai immediately thought of his experienced comrade Yang Wei, so he did not reply to the girl on the spot, but claimed to "continue this sacred conversation after the riots at the border stabilize."
After that, Shi Xiaobai immediately found Yang Wei and asked Yang Wei for advice.
Yang Wei was silent for a long time after listening, like the tranquility and depression before the storm.
The first sentence Yang Wei spoke was a heavy question. He asked: "Evil King of White Night, do you remember your dream? That "conquer the earth, save the world, rule all evil, and lead the evil gods to the White Night" , do you still remember the dream of "leaving only justice in the world"!?"
Shi Xiaobai was stunned when he heard this, and then said loudly: "Of course I remember!"
Yang Wei nodded with satisfaction and asked in a deep voice: "Do you know why I have cruelly rejected confessions from girls one after another over the years? Because I don't want to ruin my dreams because of this! Evil King of White Night, do you know? Do you know that after accepting the confession, she will become your girlfriend? Do you know what a terrifying creature a girlfriend is? "
Shi Xiaobai swallowed, shook his head and said, "No... I don't know."
Yang Wei sneered: "My girlfriend is the most terrifying devil in the world. She will drag you shopping, eating, watching movies, driving on the road, showing affection, having sex... She will take up most of your life. , when you are playing games... and conquering other dimensions, her phone will keep ringing like a death curse. Even if your ears are covered with phone calls and are burning, you must pick up your energy and continue talking to her about boring things. topic, your life will be spent in meaningless chatter.”
"Also, she will enter a violent state for a few days every month. Once her fragile nerves are touched, she will angrily destroy your world, destroy your spirit, and destroy your dreams, but she She is your girlfriend, you must give up your dignity as a king to make her happy and make her happy. Even if she asks to use the Seven-Star Holy Sword as a fire stick, you must do it..."
In words that Shi Xiaobai could understand, Yang Wei kept talking about the terrifying appearance of a creature like "girlfriend". The more Shi Xiaobai listened, the more frightened he became, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. He said in a trembling voice: "Really... So scary?"
Yang Wei sighed heavily and said: "This is just the harm that your girlfriend will bring to you, the ubiquitous singles army, the fff group that burns all heterosexuals... those lurking in the darkness Enemies will continue to interfere with your life, occupy your time, and prevent you from completing your dreams with peace of mind."
"So, Evil King of the White Night! If you don't want to waste your time, if you don't want to become a mediocre mortal, if you still insist on your dream, then I must advise you a wise mantra - cherish your life and stay away from your girlfriend!"
These words shocked Shi Xiaobai's pure heart and made him completely realize the horror of his "girlfriend". Shi Xiaobai made up his mind to stay away from his girlfriend.
But before he had time to continue the "sacred conversation" and before he could reject the girl, he suddenly traveled to this different world.
... ...
... ...
"Cherish your life and stay away from your girlfriend!"
Shi Xiaobai thought of Yang Wei's famous saying, his eyes fell on that line of options, and he was struggling in his heart.
"What if I confess my love and she agrees? Wouldn't she become my girlfriend? No, who can resist the king's confession? She will definitely agree. If I confess, she will become For such a horrible creature as 'Girlfriend'."
Shi Xiaobai was worried. He was a little touched by Hua Li's words just now. He also felt very close to this unimaginably strong elf girl. Especially the way she spoke made Shi Xiaobai think that he had met his confidant.
But, let Huali become his girlfriend
Shi Xiaobai briefly recalled Yang Wei's description of his girlfriend, and immediately rejected the idea. His girlfriend was too scary, and Shi Xiaobai couldn't accept anything!
So...choose option one
Shi Xiaobai looked at another option - to laugh at flat chests.
Instinct told Shi Xiaobai that this choice was dangerous.
The dangerous intuition and the terrifying impression brought by his "girlfriend" kept colliding in Shi Xiaobai's mind, quarreling with each other, and for a while he couldn't tell the winner.
"Ten, nine, eight..." A long-lost cold voice sounded. It was the voice counting down the time limit.
This sound made Shi Xiaobai's sense of danger countless times stronger.
You must make a choice before the countdown ends!
So... ...
"Laugh at flat chests."
Compared with the dangerous intuition, the impression of terror is more intuitive. Shi Xiaobai made an unavoidable choice at the last moment.
... ...
Time went on, but Shi Xiaobai's state of mind was completely different.
Although there were still tears of emotion on his face and Hua Li's soft and warm hands were still wiping his cheeks, what Shi Xiaobai was worried about at the moment was how to laugh at Hua Li's breasts. This was really not an easy task. .
Hua Li's eyes were still extremely soft. In her eyes, Shi Xiaobai was just like his former self, stubborn, cute, with a light that made people love him and a darkness that made people love him.
She originally just couldn't stand the behavior of Gaia's senior leaders, so she intervened a little bit. She originally just wanted to seize the position of mentor in a false name.
But now she is very grateful for her whim at that time. If not, how could she have met the boy who made her so kind? For this reason, she is willing to teach him something and give him the strength he desires.
Seeing that Shi Xiaobai was stunned and didn't answer, Hua Li smiled softly and asked that sentence for the fourth time.
"Young man, do you long for power?"
Shi Xiaobai, who was thinking about how to laugh at the flat chest, heard this sentence for the fourth time, and suddenly an idea came to him. Of course, you could also call it a brain twitch.
Shi Xiaobai replied: "No, what I long for is breasts."
Then he looked at Huali's chest and sighed, "But you didn't!"
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