Absolute Choice

Chapter 76: The brave butcher's knife

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Shi Xiaobai heard the sad and angry words of "I'm not a pig" and was stunned for a moment before reacting. He suddenly couldn't laugh or cry. The name of his game "I choose the dog leash" is an old meme on the earth. The dog leash is the English go-die (go to death). ), I choose the dog to take the lead means that I choose to die, not that I choose to let the dog take the lead!

Shi Xiaobai didn't bother to explain clearly to "I'm not a pig". He just squatted in the corner and squinted for a while, and fell asleep without realizing it. It seemed that he was indeed too tired.

Shi Xiaobai stood up and moved his body, fearing that if he sat down again, he would accidentally fall asleep again.

The white room fell into a strange atmosphere. The other six people did not know that the name of Shi Xiaobai's game was "I Choose the Dog Leash". Except for Xiao Xiao who wisely guessed the truth of the matter, the other five people were all confused by I am not a pig. The theory was brought into the pit. They combined Shi Xiaobai's behavior after entering the room and deduced that Shi Xiaobai was an unsociable person.

Naturally, the two-person team would not hit the wall again, and the three-person team also sneered at wooing Shi Xiaobai. As long as Shi Xiaobai did not join the two-person team, it would not have much impact on them. The small team The more people, the better. If six people form a team to target one person, then they can only guarantee the top six. If three people form a team and become the strongest force on the field, then they have a chance to guarantee the top three.

Therefore, in the remaining few minutes, a scene was formed that both commentators found boring.

Princess Xiao Xiao stood quietly against the wall, like a lonely and beautiful scenery.

Shi Xiaobai was also leaning against the wall, but his body moved strangely, like a restless ant.

The other two teams, on the other hand, distanced themselves from each other and huddled together to discuss tactics and strategies. The seven-person melee situation had obviously turned into a three-two-one-one four-party confrontation.

In the commentary box, Biscuit said: "Based on Biscuit's many years of experience, the ranking of the four parties' combat power should be that the three-person team is the strongest. The two-person team is equivalent to Princess Xiao Xiao in combat power. The dog leash player is temporarily behind, but we are all Knowing that the beginning of a melee does not determine the outcome, the initially strong party may be overthrown by a temporary alliance formed by the weak, and the weakest dog leash player may not be the first to be eliminated. As long as he knows how to hide himself, watch the fight from the other side, and rise to the top. It’s not impossible to be at the forefront.”

Biscuit's experience in commentary was highlighted at this time. This inexplicable negotiation link made the situation of the seven-person melee suddenly clear. It was easy for the audience to lose interest in watching, but Biscuit's words suddenly changed the situation. There is a bit more of a confusing flavor. Maybe the other four people suddenly unite to kill the three-person group first? Of course, this is also thanks to the funny misunderstanding caused by my choice of the name Dog Belt. Otherwise, if the three-person team becomes a four-person team, then the game will indeed become a boring game of more and less.

Candy covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Biscuit's father's analysis is still very good. Sure enough, the sword is still young, hehe. Then, the second link formulated by Princess Xiao Xiao is here to muddy the waters again. The second link - before the war. Declaration, start now!”

It seems that for the sake of explaining the effect, Biscuit didn't seem to know the rules beforehand. He was surprised and said: "Pre-war declaration? This is interesting. Will the three-person team get carried away and say an overly arrogant pre-war declaration, leading to the formation of the four-person alliance? Quickly formed? As a lone person, what kind of pre-war declaration will Princess Xiao Xiao use to declare her status? What kind of pre-war declaration should the dog leash players use to reduce their sense of existence?"

Biscuit mentioned several interesting points in just one paragraph, making the seemingly uninteresting second part suddenly become interesting.

Guangdong secretly admired him and said, "After the small theater just now, it may be difficult for the dog leash contestants to reduce their sense of presence, haha."

Biscuit also clicked his tongue and said: "That's true. I'm afraid the one the two-person team wants to eliminate the most is the dog leash contestant. If I were a dog leash contestant, I would first explain the misunderstanding clearly in the pre-war declaration, then give in, and then tell my soul. The fact that you are on the third floor reduces your own threat. The most important thing is to sow discord quietly and make the three-person group and the two-person group hate each other, so as to reduce your own sense of existence. In a short time A pre-war declaration, to achieve all these points, dog leash athletes have a long way to go!”

Candy was stunned and complained: "Biscuit daddy, it turns out that your beer belly is not filled with beer, but with bad water!"

The audience laughed immediately, but couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Biscuit. They had actually put themselves in the shoes of a third-level dog leash, how to reduce their sense of presence in such a situation. Biscuit's statement was so Their eyes lit up.

Under the guidance of two powerful commentators, the originally simple and boring part of the pre-war declaration suddenly became exciting.

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However, the pre-war declaration is still very boring, especially in the embarrassing situation of a seven-person melee. There is no absolute certainty of victory, and no one will put themselves in a high position in the pre-war declaration.

Princess Xiao Xiao, who was the first to speak a pre-war declaration, said meaningfully "Everyone works hard" and ended the pre-war declaration. In fact, these four words have many interpretations, but in this situation it is obviously just a polite sentence. Rhetoric.

The duo is more low-key.

Feng Wuhen said calmly: "Competition comes second, friendship comes first."

I am not a pig who is not good at speaking. I said bluntly: "Don't target me."

The three-person team was just as Biscuit had guessed. In order to prevent the other four people from forming a four-person alliance prematurely, even if they had some small advantages, they did not dare to be too arrogant in their pre-war declaration.

That shot was gentle, and the declaration was also gentle, "No matter the outcome, please don't hurt the harmony."

Sasha Renjian usually has a hot temper, but he has restrained himself a lot at this time, and said calmly: "I will try my best, I hope everyone will not hold back."

Dual Swordsman is a calm man in the world, and he said calmly: "Show your style in the competition."

After this innocuous and painless pre-war declaration, the theater was already filled with boos. This didn't look like a pre-war declaration. It was clearly about who could say polite words better than anyone else.

The two commentators were also a little embarrassed. Although they had guessed that there would be no choking scenes early on, this was too low-key. Biscuit was keenly aware of the possible boredom of the audience, and at the same time discovered that I was the last one to appear. Choose a dog leash.

So Biscuit had an idea and immediately said: "Everyone in the audience, the main event is here! After the previous six people made such low-key speeches, everyone's presence is very low. It is even more difficult for the dog leash athletes to reduce their presence. Well, what on earth will he do?”

Sure enough, the audience immediately cheered up. The only thing left to watch now is how I choose the dog belt to use this pre-war declaration to turn the tide. In this situation, it is necessary to resolve misunderstandings, sow discord, and also It’s so difficult to reduce one’s sense of existence!

If I choose a dog leash, what kind of pre-war declaration will I make

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What kind of pre-war declaration would Shi Xiaobai say

In fact, Shi Xiaobai was also thinking about this issue. From the beginning of the pre-war declaration session, he kept thinking about what kind of pre-war declaration he should make.

He participated in the seven-person melee in order to break through his limits under the tremendous pressure of the six-person siege. The premise of everything was that he must attract the hatred of six people at the same time.

And the pre-war declaration was a godsend!

What kind of pre-war declaration could make these six people attack him like crazy

Shi Xiaobai thought for a long time, until it was his turn to say the pre-war declaration, he finally had an idea and thought of a wonderful sentence.

He took a step forward. Unlike the others, he did not face the camera. Instead, he turned to face the six contestants, spread his hands, and raised his head high.

Shi Xiaobai said softly: "The weak hide their sharpness in the gorgeous scabbard, but the real strong bravely pull out the rusty butcher's knife."

The incomprehensible but seemingly profound words made the six contestants frown, the two commentators looked thoughtful, and the audience looked confused. However, Shi Xiaobai, who made this weird pre-war declaration, did not stop speaking. He didn't wait for everyone's reaction.

He opened his mouth slightly again.

Then, an astonishing sentence that stunned everyone, left the six contestants unforgettable, and was recorded in "Shi Xiaobai's Classic Quotations" by later generations, slowly came from Shi Xiaobai's mouth.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting anyone.

I mean,

Everyone here,

They are all hot chickens! "

(ps: Hehe, I know there will be recommendation votes and rewards!)