"I dare to ask my sister-in-law, are the bandits from Zhaoshan trying to rob you?"
Sun Mo asked with a smile.
"What's your name, sister-in-law? Am I that old?"
The landlady said to Sun Mo: "And I'm not married yet!"
"I made a mistake!"
Sun Mo apologized, but he became more sure of his judgment.
These people are definitely related to the Zhaoshan bandits. Otherwise, you, an older girl with a yellow flower, are setting up a wine shop in this wilderness, and you are not afraid of being caught by the thieves
"The bandits and bandits in Zhaoshan are all good people. They don't disturb the people, they only kill the rich and help the poor!"
The landlady looked at the handsome Sun Mo. She didn't want to meddle in other people's business, but she still couldn't help it. She said one more thing: "Your little lady is beautiful, so she will be noticed by thieves. Let's go quickly. It's best before sunset." You can go to the inn in front to rest."
The proprietress immediately noticed the waiter and the chef looking over her, she curled her lips, I was helpless too!
Who makes this scholar look so handsome? He is the one I like.
"Didn't you say that Zhaoshan's old thieves don't disturb the people?"
Sun Mo asked back.
"Well!"
The landlady was dumbfounded, and then argued: "There are other thieves in the eight hundred miles of water!"
"Hey, you're such a ignorant scholar. Our landlady is so good at persuading us, but you're trying to push us away. What's the point?"
The chef couldn't stand it anymore.
"Running people?"
Sun Mo smiled: "You are indeed related to the Zhaoshan bandits!"
"Don't you understand human language? Didn't I tell you it doesn't matter?"
The chef scolded.
"Shut up!"
The landlady glared at the chef. Sure enough, people who can't read have no brains. You're just asking for help if you say 'squeeze people'.
After all, people who have nothing to do with Zhaoshan bandits will not care about Sun Mo's sarcasm.
Seeing that her identity was exposed, the landlady stopped pretending and kicked the stool with her foot. She sat down and looked directly at Sun Mo: "Yes, we are Zhaoshan bandits. What do you want to do?"
The chef held the kitchen knife tightly, and the waiter also held the stool in his hands.
"I want to join the gang!"
Sun Mo smiled, showing eight white teeth, and his affinity was off the charts.
"Join...join the gang?"
The landlady was confused, and her eyes subconsciously fell on Sun Mo. This was a uniform that only talents could wear!
The so-called promotion of people means that you don't pay taxes or do corvee labor, and your social status is many times higher than that of a rural landlord. But you tell me that you want to be a bandit
"Are you out of your mind?"
The landlady was surprised.
"Er Niang, this guy might want to come to Zhaoshan to act as a spy and destroy our copycat village!"
The chef looked solemn.
"Yes, kill him!"
The waiter suggested.
"It's not as easy as you think to join the gang, but you need to get a certificate of investment!"
The landlady looked at Sun Mo and then at his little wife: "You have to kill people! Steal money!"
Mei Niang was very scared and held Sun Mo's arm tightly.
Sun Mo patted the back of Mei Niang's hand, telling her not to be afraid, and then looked at the landlady: "How many will we kill?"
When Sun Mo said these words lightly, for some reason, it was clearly afternoon and the sun was shining brightly, but the three proprietresses suddenly felt very cold.
"This guy is a tough guy!"
The landlady was relieved, but when she looked at Sun Mo's hand, she became confused again.
That's not right.
Thin skin and tender meat, no calluses, a handle that you don’t want to hold the knife in all the time
boom!
The landlady slapped the table and said angrily, "You lied to me?"
Sun Mo shrugged his shoulders and tilted his head slightly, not bothering to explain. The faint smile on his lips was simply handsome and charming.
The landlady's heart beat several times unsatisfactorily, and her cheeks felt hot.
Is this what it feels like to have a sweetheart
"Boss Boss, I really want to join the gang. If I'm going to be an inside agent, why would I bring my wife with me?"
Sun Mo glanced at the sun: "It's getting late, can we talk openly?"
"Why do you come to Zhaoshan to drain this muddy water if you don't do a good job of elevating people?"
The landlady didn't want Sun Mo to taint himself. After all, being a bandit meant taking it one day at a time, and there would be no good end.
"I killed someone!"
Sun Mo was helpless.
"Who was killed?"
The waiter was curious.
"Pang Jili!"
After Sun Mo finished speaking, the three people shouted.
Who are you talking about
"Pang Jili!"
Sun Mo repeated: "Master Pang's beloved grandson!"
hiss!
The three proprietresses gasped and looked at Sun Mo as if they were looking at another monster.
In the past few days, the biggest topic in Jiangzhou City was the murder of the grandson of the imperial master who was full of evil.
Many people clapped their hands and praised Li Sanxiao for his bravery and courage.
Unexpectedly, the real owner appeared in front of him!
"really?"
The chef narrowed his eyes and said, "I don't believe it. You are not short, but you are too thin. I heard that the righteous Li San killed dozens of people in Baimeilou!"
"I take off my clothes to show my flesh!"
Sun Mo explained.
Gudu!
The landlady swallowed a mouthful of saliva and glanced at Sun Mo's pectoralis major muscles that were covered by the shirt.
"Boss lady!"
The waiter greeted me.
"What's wrong?"
The landlady frowned.
"come here!"
The waiter waited for the landlady to come over and whispered: "We can't have this person."
"That's right, Master Pang's beloved grandson is dead. If we knew the murderer was in our Zhaoshan, we would definitely send troops to encircle and suppress him!"
The chef suggested: "Just find a reason and push it."
"What? Don't you Zhaoshan old thieves say you are not afraid of heaven and earth? Now that you heard that I killed Pang Jili, you don't dare to accept me?"
Sun Mo sneered.
"Haha, Mr. Li, please don't look down on others. Our Zhaoshan bandits are not just for anyone who wants to get in. If you accept the certificate of surrender, you will at least be able to survive my kitchen knife!"
The chef directly made it clear that he wanted to fight.
Let’s try this scholar’s quality first.
"OK!"
Sun Mo stood up.
"Official!"
Mei Niang didn't let go of her hand, but she looked at Sun Mo heartily.
"I'll let you suffer."
Sun Mo was ashamed.
Seeing this scene, the landlady's heart felt inexplicably warm, and she felt even more fond of Sun Mo.
In this day and age, a woman is a man's vassal. If she becomes a concubine, she is just a plaything. But this scholar treats his wife very well.
The two people were standing more than ten meters apart in the open space in front of the wine shop!
"How do you rank among the Zhaoshan thieves in terms of strength?"
Sun Mo was curious: "By the way, is there a bandit account?"
"I can't change my name, but I can't change my surname. Your grandpa from the Zheng family is here. Thanks to the love of my brothers, I am given a nickname called Pork!"
The chef still uses double kitchen knives.
“Pork is expensive?”
Sun Mo couldn't help but frown. These three words reminded him of the hard life in modern times. Pork was really expensive.
"What weapon do you use?"
The landlady was a little worried: "If you don't have it, I'll lend it to you!"
"No!"
Sun Mo crossed his fingers, pushed forward hard, and moved his joints: "I'm afraid I'll kill him if I use a weapon!"
"The thieves are so rampant!"
Pork's aristocratic eyes glared angrily, and with a swing of his swords, he rushed over with a sudden stride: "Grandpa wants your life!"
Uh-huh!
The kitchen knife slashed down, hitting Sun Mo's face.
Sun Mo stepped back and turned his body to avoid the chop. When the second kitchen knife came, he quickly reached out and grabbed the pork belly with his right hand and his left wrist. He held the elbow with his left hand and gave it a hard squeeze.
ah!
Under the severe pain, Zhu Zhugui screamed, his fingers loosened and he could no longer hold the kitchen knife.
Sun Mo, who had been waiting for this moment for a long time, grabbed the knife and slashed towards Zhu Zhugui's face.
Uh-huh!
The kitchen knife stopped in front of Porkgui's nose, and there was still the smell of freshly cut beef in sauce.
"Lost...lost?"
The waiter rubbed his eyes. Pork Gui once studied with a gun and stick master in Jiangzhou City for several years. Among the old thieves in Zhaoshan, his combat effectiveness is considered to be in the middle or upper reaches. Otherwise, he would not have been sent to protect the proprietress. But unexpectedly, One move was defeated!
Who is this scholar
"pretty!"
But the landlady couldn't help but praise loudly.
There's no way around it, capable men are just likeable.
"Accepted!"
Sun Mo smiled faintly, shook his fingers, made a beautiful knife flower, and handed the kitchen knife to Pork Gui.
Pork is expensive and its complexion is green and red.
The landlady knew that pork was expensive, so she stepped in and said, "Sir, are you really going to fall into trouble?"
"certainly!"
Sun Mo sighed and told the story about how his wife was attracted by Pang Jili and he was unwilling to give in, so he killed her with a knife.
With Sun Mo's eloquence as a famous teacher, he was really eloquent and his descriptions were lifelike. Pork Gui was a man of temperament. After hearing this, he slashed the wooden table in front of him.
"Pangniao people deserve to die, Brother Sun, you are so good!"
Pork is more expensive than a thumbs up.
"It's a shame, girl!"
The landlady also sighed. In these days, there is no way for good people like them to survive.
"Let's go back to Zhaoshan!"
The landlady made a decision to recommend Sun Mo.
"Brother Sun, don't worry. I, the old pig, will definitely talk to the boss for you and let you stay!"
Zhu Zhugui patted Sun Mo on the shoulder.
The dirty hands left a fingerprint directly on Sun Mo's jersey.
Sun Mo didn't care, and patted Pork Gui with his backhand: "Thank you so much, Brother Zheng!"
The proprietress and the waiter noticed this scene and couldn't help but nodded secretly.
In this day and age, the hierarchy is very strict. As a scholar, Sun Mo does not dislike the vulgar, rude and low-grade pork. This nature is very good!
Sun Mo drove the carriage with Sun Erniang. Yes, the boss's wife and Sun Mo were from the same family, and they also had the surname Sun, and they were the second oldest in the family, so the bandit's nickname was Sun Erniang.
When the group arrived at Zhaoshan Lake, the waiter went into the water shirtless. Soon, a small boat sailed out from the depths of the reeds.
"Brother Sun, let's go to the island first!"
Pork is expensive, and it is the most capable people who obey, and Sun Mo is the one. Along the way, the thing he asked the most was how Sun Mo's blood splattered on the Baimei Building.
"Um!"
Sun Mo helped Mei Niang out of the carriage, then removed the floor of the carriage, and took out two long bows, three pots of feather arrows, two wild goose feather steel knives, and a short knife.
“…”
Sun Erniang and the other three were dumbfounded.
Especially on these weapons, there are still dark red blood stains after solidification.
To be honest, they still didn't believe that Sun Mo could kill Baimei Lou alone, but now that they saw these weapons, they finally believed it.
"Brother Sun, you are this!"
Zhu Zhugui gave a thumbs up sign again, then looked at a steel knife and couldn't move his eyes away.
"You know the goods, this is the sword of Pang Jili's personal bodyguard!"
As Sun Mo spoke, he picked it up, rubbed it, and pulled it out.
The sharp blade can blind people.
"Good knife!"
Three people praised it.
Sun Mo returned the knife to its sheath and threw it to Pork Gui: "Here, I'll give it to you!"
Snapped!
Pork Gui took the knife with a surprised look on his face.
"ah?"
Zhu Zhugui was stunned for a moment, then quickly returned the knife: "This can't be done, it's too expensive!"
"We are of the same mind, why don't we use a knife?"
Sun Mo's face turned cold: "Don't you look down on me?"
"Brother, what are you talking about?"
Pork is very expensive.
"Okay, since the Sun family's elder brother gave it to you, you should keep it."
Sun Erniang teased: "With Dalang's ability, I can have as many treasured swords as I want in the future!"
On the boat, Pork Gui held the sword and was as happy as a 1.8-meter-old child.
When he arrived at Zhaoshan Thief's Nest, Sun Mo also knew that there were three people talking here, that is, three heads.
The first boss’s surname was Huang. He was once a policeman. Because he committed a crime, he ran to Zhaoshan and was the type to eat and wait for death. The second boss’s surname was Qiu. Because his fiancée was insulted by the landlord, he killed the landlord’s family at night, and Several brothers went to Zhaoshan together.
They are the most ferocious and capable of fighting, and they have the strongest desire to go out and plunder!
The third leader, whose surname is Lu, is a peacemaker and was once a wealthy son. Because he was persecuted by court officials and his family was ruined, he had no choice but to surrender to Zhaoshan.
Sun Mo was speechless for a while as Sun Erniang recounted her family treasures. Is it really okay for you to expose your old background to a newcomer like me
Now it seems that this is also a group of rabble. If you want to rely on them to conquer the world, you still have a long way to go.
Zhaoshan is an island in the middle of this 800-mile lake. If you don’t have someone familiar to guide you, you will definitely get lost in the reeds.
This is also a big reason why the thieves have not been wiped out.
"Er Niang, are you back?"
On the pier, a few men fishing for fish greeted Sun Erniang, and then their eyes fell on Sun Mo and Mei Niang.
"Um!"
Sun Erniang's status is relatively high.
Of course, it may also be because she is more beautiful. Compared to Mei Niang, she is only a little less beautiful, but she has more wild beauty.
As soon as the group walked along the steps and entered the village, a strong man came out to greet them.
"Er Niang, you are finally back!"
The man actually wore a Confucian shirt, but his behavior was not that of a scholar.
"Second Master!"
Sun Erniang said hello.
"These two are..."
The second master looked at Sun Mo, and then his eyes fell on Mei Niang. He couldn't help but shine, feeling a sense of amazement.
"This is the brother of the Sun family, and the other is his wife, who wants to join the gang!"
Sun Erniang introduced Sun Mo's origin in a low voice.
While listening, Master Qiu Er looked at Sun Mo. His face gradually darkened, and then he smiled: "This matter has to be decided by the master!"
"Brother Sun, a hero who values love and justice, must be kept!"
Zhu Zhugui interrupted: "I'll go talk to the boss!"
…
With Sun Erniang and Zhu Zhugui taking care of him, Sun Mo had a pretty good time in the cottage that night, but he didn't see the boss.
"Old rule, you must kill someone to be eligible to join the gang!"
The next day, Sun Erniang saw Sun Mo again and said earnestly: "It's still too late to leave now!"
If she didn't have a good impression of Sun Mo, why would Sun Erniang have tried to dissuade him again and again
Being a bandit is really a matter of no return!