Ace Evolution

Chapter 512: I love a piece of firewood

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The craftsman stared at Fang Lin eagerly. WwW, QunabEN, and coM all hope that this master can help them think of a good way to win the beauty back, even though Fang Lin is unparalleled in resourcefulness. Chengfu was deep, but he also knew that women are often the animals that cannot be measured by common sense, so he thought about it carefully. Still planning to meet her. Let’s get to the bottom of it.

Xixiao Fu felt very embarrassed at first. But then I felt that what Fang Lin said made sense: How could I be convinced if I didn't even meet him? So he invited Fang Lin in. His wrinkled old face turned orange red. Fang Lin saw this and said curiously:

"You are a guy with sores on your head and pus on the soles of your feet. You are capable of deception and abduction. Isn't it possible that you are still a child**?"

Wuxianfu was even more ashamed. It turned out that he had been a formal member of the Taoist Religious Association in the mountains since he was a child. During this period, he had no idea how to cheat, and he wasted the best time in his life to find a woman. .

Later, he returned to the secular world (according to Wuxiaofu himself, he returned to the secular world. However, Fang Lin probably stole something and was driven out) and went down the mountain. People in their thirties have been around for a long time and still no woman is willing to marry - because they are too old. In the Han Dynasty, it was common for people in their thirties to become grandfathers. Naturally, no one would marry him, an older young man and a pauper. When I was working as a pawnshop to pay homage to Mr. Feng. It was not easy for someone to introduce a widow to him. The wretched Fu Di's vision was too high, so he took Fang Lin's word for it seriously.

Fang Lin observed the words and expressions. I already know that my judgment is unfortunately correct. Hehehe smiled. Then he walked into the inner room of the wretched Fu Di. His eyes suddenly lit up and he secretly thought in his heart that it was indeed the concubine Zhang Liao was looking at. Gorgeous indeed.

Meimei was wearing a white jacket with red edges, and a flowing yellow belt around her waist. Because we need to act swiftly. Wearing a pair of white satin culottes underneath. Well-proportioned figure. The oval face is perfectly trimmed. The eyes are clear in black and white, and the watery eyes seem to be able to speak. She looks very similar to Fan Bingbing.

She was tied up and lying on her chest at this time. It was the kind of tied up that was worthy of the name. Therefore, the chest will be full. The slender waist is more obvious. It makes people deeply feel that this woman should be lying on the bed waiting for men to admire her. Her relationship with the bed is like a mature woman's stockings. Porridge is to kimchi and shallots are to tofu. Although the two are different things, they are quite perfect when paired together. It can add attraction and brightness to both parties.

But this atmosphere that was supposed to be fragrant and charming was ruined by a pair of eyes - Meimei's stubborn eyes that glared at them angrily. Those eyes were full of anger, humiliation, and unwillingness. resist.

Fang Lin held his chin with his hand, frowned and said loudly:

"Strange. Strange."

Xuxifu's heart tensed up. As if being lifted into the bucket in mid-air, he felt that his life's happiness was being weighed down on his master, and he said hurriedly:

"What a strange thing, Master."

Fang Lin waited for a while and then said curiously:

"How can you, with your small body, tie up a rouge horse like Meimei like this?"

The wretched Fu paused for a moment, rolled his eyes and sighed:

"Master, can you help me think about business? She took the initiative to attack me... so she was punished by the magic spell on the deed of betrayal. I thought about it. I still mercifully chose to tie her up instead of executing her. ."

Fang Lin nodded suddenly, stepped forward, and took off the cloth stuffed in Meimei's mouth. This woman is quite fierce. As soon as the gag was removed, he immediately bit it hard. He is actually biting his tongue and committing suicide!

He saw blood pouring out of the corner of her mouth. The wretched fu screamed and rushed forward to take care of it. Fang Lin grabbed him and waited for a few minutes before saying calmly:

"Space. Repair and treat! Oh, by the way, the points spent on repairing are paid by the guy next to me."

This is a nightmare space! Meimei bit her tongue and recovered from her serious injury quickly. Wuxing Fu is in chaos when she cares about her. She didn't expect this, so Meimei bit her again without belief. Fang Lin repaired it for her again, and the woman finally understood that this kind of behavior was just in vain and caused pain, and she stopped hurting herself. Although her eyes were horrified, they seemed to be bursting with fire, staring at him and refusing to speak.

Fang Lin coughed and said:

"Although I have had issues with your sisters, you were the one who wanted to kill me first. Now that everyone has become like this, why not talk calmly..."

"Get out!" This was Mei Mei's answer.

No matter what Fang Lin said next, Meimei's answer was only one word. That's the word "go".

Fang Lin sighed. Turn the sides into an earthy color. The heartbroken Fu La pulled to the side, but he was beaming and said:

"congratulations."

Wuxianfu was wiping his eyes with a handkerchief that looked like a tablecloth - probably because he was crying about the points he had spent on Meimei's treatment - with a sad face and murmured to himself:

"People and money are both empty. People and money are empty!"

After hearing what Fang Lin said, he couldn't help but said in shock:

"Congratulations for what?"

Fang Lin smiled and said:

"Congratulations on being a groom soon."

The wretched Fu opened his mouth wide, and his expression of elation was simply indescribable. But then his face suddenly darkened, and he continued to hold the handkerchief that looked like a tablecloth and said sadly:

"I know, Master, you are deceiving me again. With her attitude like that, why should I be a groom?"

Fang Lin smiled and patted Wuxianfu on the shoulder and said:

"Do you know what I'm most afraid of? What I'm most afraid of is the person who promises you everything on the surface, but turns around and gives you a knife! You are the subordinate I rely on most! What if the beauty paralyzes us in secret? Now. Kill you and run away at the critical moment when I can’t take care of you. That’s what I’m most worried about happening!”

Wuxiaofu heard Fang Lin say, "You are the subordinate I rely on most." I was immediately moved and choked with sobs:

"Master's kindness... I know it, but what does this have to do with congratulating me as the bridegroom?"

However, he was obviously moved at this time, and it was obvious that Fang Lin was not just talking nonsense. Fang Lin snapped his fingers. He smiled triumphantly and said:

"Since she has adopted such a stubbornly uncooperative attitude, it's time to hit that thing."

"Then...what is that thing?" Xiao Fu asked nervously.

"Of course I love a piece of chai." Fang Lin touched Xiao Fu's shoulders with the same wretched expression and whispered: "Just a little bit. A martyr girl turns into a woman, sir, the rice is cooked. Even if it is not cooked, it will be cooked." You can also mix it with raw rice! The key is to cook it.”

The craftsman's face went from bewildered to stunned, and then from stunned to enlightened. In the end, he suddenly became confused, shook his head hurriedly and said:

"No! I can't use such despicable means! What's the point of getting someone's heart but not getting it?"

Fang Lin was stunned,

I never expected it to be obscene

Suofu turns out to be like

He tried a few words about this noble sentiment. But I saw that the craftsman was indeed not a fake. As the saying goes, thieves also have their own ways. This greedy guy actually has such principles, but he really looks down upon him. But who is Fang Lin? Especially since he understands Craftsman Fu so well. He rolled his eyes and immediately asked:

"Okay. Since you have your principles, I won't persuade you any more. I'll just ask you a few questions and then leave."

The craftsman Fu Nan said solemnly and solemnly:

"Master. If you want to ask, just ask. I will not change my mind. Even if General Meimei refuses to obey me, I would rather send her back. I will not do such a thing to take advantage of others."

Fang Lin smiled and said:

"Let me ask you, no matter how the relationship between Meimei and you develops, there are only two possibilities in the future, right? One is that she changes her mind and becomes your woman. The other is that she refuses. Then you become a beautiful person. She marries another man. .”

Heard the latter sentence. Xiao Fu cried sadly. But he nodded.

Fang Lin then said seriously:

"Let's assume the first scenario. If she becomes your woman in the future, then... if you drug her and go to bed now, you are actually sleeping with your future wife. This is natural and natural, right?"

The wretched man opened his mouth. His eyes rolled. He nodded involuntarily.

Fang Lin snapped his fingers and said confidently:

"Then let's assume the second scenario. What if she marries another man in the future? Then...you drug her and go to bed now. In fact, she is sleeping with someone else's wife. The man she marries in the future is the one who suffers, and Meimei. What does it have to do with you?"

The wretched Fu was stunned, his eyes wide open. His mouth was also wide open. This guy always had an advantage but didn't take advantage of it. He would be so upset that he couldn't sleep for several nights. When Fang Lin said this, he immediately felt a sudden and cheerful feeling in his heart, and he thought about it. They all felt that the master was the master, and the truth he taught was so profound that their previous paranoia was thrown aside.

Fang Lin smiled slightly. Stand up. Patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile:

"That's all I've said, you think about it, I'm leaving first. I'm in a hurry."

As he spoke, he stood up. Who would have thought that after taking two steps, he heard the wretched Fu rushing up to him, panting:

"Master...man, master!"

After running these two steps, it is definitely impossible to pant due to exertion, which shows Xiao Fu's thoughts:

“Where can I buy I love a piece of firewood?”

Fang Lin laughed and said:

"That was in the movie, it didn't happen at all."

The wretched Fu rolled his eyes and fell backwards. Who knew that Fang Lin would shamelessly add:

"What era is it now? It must be something with better and stronger effects. Go to the space supermarket and check it out. If there is a Spanish fly, buy it. Read the instructions for the specific details. By the way, you don't want to do this again. Went to buy expired land.”

The wretched man who had slipped from heaven to hell immediately felt that he had climbed up from hell again, and he went to work with great excitement. Fang Lin chuckled. He started to leave very proudly, planning to return to the real world.

But as soon as he went out. I bumped into someone.

Thunderer!