Acting Like a Cannon Fodder is the Best Life
撒娇炮灰最好命
Author: 季放
Latest: Chapter 81
Status: Completed
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Yan Yan has become the cannon fodder in the novel.
Young Master Cannon Fodder was lost when he was a child, and when he was found he was covered with scent of red dust (1) , his lazy look provoked annoyance. So it didn’t take long for the cannon fodder to be sent to marriage by his family. The marriage partner is the protagonist of the book.
After the marriage, the cannon fodder not only failed to curb it , but became more able to do it. He pestered the protagonist all day acting coquettish, and finally the protagonist gave the cannon fodder a huge sum of money and drove the person out of the house.
After seeing the “end” of the cannon fodder, Yan Yan’s eyes lit up. Behave in a spoiled manner? He is best at it. It is guaranteed that the protagonist will not be able to bear it within three months, and he will be driven out with a huge sum of money.
Because of a favor owed by his father, Ji Juechuan, who has already achieved something at a young age, had to marry the young master of Yanjia who doesn’t love his mother or father.
On the first day of cohabitation before marriage, Ji Juechuan sat on the side of the bed and looked at his mobile phone. His face became even more ugly when he thought that he would be sleeping in a bed with the perfume-scented person. He will make it clear as soon as he arrives, and let the man pay attention to his behavior.
The bathroom door opened, and a soft and refreshing ball rolled into his arms. The young man with wet hair raised his face and smiled sweetly: “Husband, can I sleep with you tonight?”
Ji Juechuan looked at the person in his arms for a long time, and his Adam’s apple moved slightly.
“Yes.”
Later, Yan Yan received a huge sum of money from Ji Juechuan. It was just that the ticket he had prepared was torn to pieces. The man’s hot hands pressed against his waist, his tone dangerous.
“Yanyan, our wedding hasn’t been held yet, where do you want to go?”
Yan Yan:? That’s not what it says in the book!
*Mr Ji at the beginning: #Who is his wife? Anyway, it’s not my wife#
Later: #Do you have a wife yourself? Why do you covet my wife all day? #
*sā jiāo in the title means to act like a spoiled child/ to act coquettishly
*(1) 红尘 (hóng chén) the world of mortals (Buddhism) / worldly affairs. It’s a part of a poem, the actual phrase is 看破红尘 ( kān pò hóng chén) to see through the world of mortals or to see through red dust/ disillusioned with human society to reject the world for a monastic life
言砚穿成了小说里的炮灰少爷。
炮灰少爷在小时候走丢，被找回来时一身的红尘气息，游手好闲的样子惹人生厌。
于是没过多久，炮灰就被家人送去联姻。
联姻对象是书中的主角攻。
联姻后，炮灰不但没有收敛，反而愈发能作，整天缠着主角攻撒娇，最后主角攻给了炮灰一笔巨款，把人赶出了家。
看到炮灰的“下场”后，言砚眼睛一亮。
撒娇？他最擅长了。
保证三个月内就能让主角攻忍无可忍，用巨款把他赶出去。
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因为父亲欠下的一个人情，年纪轻轻已有一番成就的纪觉川，不得不娶了言家那个爹不疼娘不爱的废材少爷。
婚前试同居第一天，纪觉川坐在床边看手机，想到等会要跟那个浑身香水味花枝招展的人睡一张床，脸色就愈发难看。
他等下一定把话说清楚，让那人注意分寸。
浴室门打开，一个香软清爽的团子滚进了他怀里。
湿发的少年仰着脸，笑容清甜：“老公，今晚可以跟你一起睡吗？”
纪觉川看了怀里的人半晌，喉结微动。
“可以。”
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后来，言砚果然收到了纪觉川给的一笔巨款。
只是他准备好的机票被撕得粉碎。
男人滚烫的手贴着他的腰，语气危险。
“砚砚，我们婚礼还没办，你想去哪？”
言砚：？书里不是这么写的！
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纪总一开始：#管他是谁老婆反正不是我老婆#
后来：#你们自己没有老婆吗？为什么整天垂涎我老婆？#
撒娇精娇软美人受x真香醋精攻
1.受穿书前是全家宠大的小少爷，本身性格就很软很爱撒娇。
2.无脑苏爽甜文。
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