Both wanted to eat watermelon, but neither wanted to steal the melon. After a stalemate, Ye Jiayao proposed the best way to resolve the dispute.
"Rock, paper, scissors, one game determines the outcome."
Ye Jiayao smiled extremely treacherously: "Xiao Jingjing, what are you going to do?"
He Lianjing hid his hands behind his back and stared at her warily, asking, "What are you doing?"
Ye Jiayao laughed and said, "I'll use the scissors."
He Lianjing thought about it and realized that he must be lying. Was he trying to trick me into revealing his secret? Or are you trying to trick me into punching? Forget it, I will also use scissors, the worst is a draw.
"It's time to start, don't cheat." Ye Jiayao's expression was very evil. She was no longer satisfied with simply relying on the psychiatrist's conclusions. She wanted to improve her combat effectiveness and play a higher level of psychological games.
"I think you just want to cheat." He Lianjing snorted.
"Scissors, rock, paper..."
The two of them took action together, and Ye Jiayao laughed out loud when she saw the big scissors in his hand. Sure enough, Xiao Jingjing was a pure child, so obedient.
He Lianjing was speechless and blushing: "You scoundrel, didn't you say you used scissors? Why did you use fists again?"
Ye Jiayao touched his forehead: "Xiao Jingjing, you don't have a fever, do you? Are you still too stupid and naive? Do you understand this called tactics? Do you understand when you are attacking from the east to the west? Be good, hurry up and get a watermelon, and I will teach you how to do it later Play rock paper scissors.”
He Lianjing was so depressed that he wanted to hit the wall. He really couldn't get any advantage in front of this guy.
Ye Jiayao folded her arms and watched happily as Xiao Jingjing crept into the watermelon field like a thief. Stealing chickens made her feel psychologically burdened, but stealing watermelons didn't burden her at all. She thought it was quite fun. Anyway, there were so many watermelons. One or two is no big deal.
He Lianjing was a little reluctant to put his hand down. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he would really become a melon thief. Besides, the watermelon was not yet ripe and probably not sweet at all.
He turned to look at Ye Jiayao.
Ye Jiayao raised her chin at him, signaling him to move faster.
He Lianjing had no choice but to bite the bullet and find the biggest watermelon and tear it off.
"Woof, woof woof..."
A big black dog appeared out of nowhere, running wildly and barking at Helian Jing.
He Lianjing felt guilty and turned pale with fright. He hugged the watermelon and ran away in panic.
Ye Jiayao was also frightened by this unexpected situation. Damn, she actually put a big dog here to guard her. Ye Jiayao waved to He Lianjing desperately and shouted at the top of her voice: "Come up here quickly."
But the dog blocked He Lianjing's path, and the sky was dark. He Lianjing ran for his life on the field ridge. With a pop, he missed the step and fell into the manure tank buried by the farmer at the edge of the field.
Ye Jiayao lost sight of Xiao Jingjing in the blink of an eye, and said in her heart: Brat, you ran away really fast.
Immediately, Ye Jiayao noticed something was wrong. The big dog stopped and barked at the dark place.
Ye Jiayao didn't dare to walk over. When she saw the big dog barking for a while and walked away, she cautiously touched it.
From a distance, I saw a man slowly climbing up the field ridge, and the night wind carried the smell of natural organic fertilizer.
Ye Jiayao stepped forward nervously and looked at Xiao Jingjing who was covered in shit in disbelief.
An hour later, Ye Jiayao sat by the river, looking up at the stars in the sky, with the sound of rushing water in her ears.
"Xiao Jingjing, are you done washing? It's been almost an hour."
He Lianjing glared at the guy on the shore who was leisurely admiring the stars and the moon with a sad and angry expression, and continued to rub hard.
He thought he had lost his money and was thrown on the street. Sleeping in a big shop with a bunch of vulgar men, eating steamed buns and living like a beggar was already the most embarrassing and desolate situation in his sixteen years of life. The situation is over, who knows that there is no worst, only worse.
Stealing a watermelon, being chased by a dog, falling into a manure vat, damn, why does he want shit so much!
Is this kid a plague god? Ever since I met him, I have been unlucky all the way, very unlucky and bloody.
"Xiao Jingjing, don't wash it, it's almost done." Ye Jiayao said while swatting the mosquitoes.
It's strange that when she is with Xiao Jingjing, she can hardly feel the mosquitoes. Now that Xiao Jingjing is away, the mosquitoes are coming to her. It turns out that mosquitoes are also hungry and selective.
He Lianjing ignored her and continued to rub. No matter how he rubbed, he still felt dirty.
"Be careful that there are snakes and locusts in the water, and they will crawl into places they shouldn't." Ye Jiayao warned him with alarmist words. Does he still want to soak in the water all night
He Lianjing subconsciously covered his vital parts. When she said this, he couldn't help but feel itchy all over his body, as if there were insects crawling around, and he quickly climbed ashore.
Ye Jiayao had already dried the clothes for him. He Lianjing was putting on her clothes behind her back. Ye Jiayao took a peek at her tall and slender figure, and her long legs with small curls. Although the muscles on the buttocks are not as strong and strong as that of a jackass, they are still well-defined, with smooth lines, and they are small and have a good figure.
He Lianjing seemed to notice the strange gaze behind him, and suddenly turned around. Ye Jiayao reacted faster than him, and continued to look up at the stars as if nothing had happened, urging: "Hurry up, I'm almost being sucked dry by mosquitoes."
He Lianjing wrinkled his nose at her: What's the big deal about being sucked dry by mosquitoes? He also fell into the manure tank!
He Lianjing put on his clothes and walked over sadly. Today's experience made him extremely depressed, and he felt that his whole life had been turned upside down.
Ye Jiayao looked at his sad little eyes and comforted sympathetically: "Fortunately, the cesspit is not a large one, otherwise your head would be buried in it. It's okay, just wash it off."
He Lianjing held back the blood on his face and shouted angrily: "It's not all you. If it weren't for you, how could I be so miserable?"
Ye Jiayao said innocently: "Xiao Jingjing, I can understand your feelings, but we have to be reasonable, right? Stealing watermelon is our consensus, and I didn't force you to play rock, paper, scissors. The only one to blame is the dog. How about we go back and catch the dog and stew it with dog meat?"
"You have to go by yourself. I will never go back to that place again." Helian Jing left angrily.
It was the land of his nightmares, and he would never set foot there again. The two things he hated most now were watermelons and dogs. When he took a shower just now, he swore that he would never eat watermelons again in his life, and he would not be allowed to keep them in the palace in the future. dog.
Ye Jiayao got up and chased after her, advising: "Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore. No one else will see it anyway. If you don't tell me, and I won't tell you, who knows?"
Her words reminded He Lianjing, yes, this matter must not be known to a third person, otherwise he would not be alive.
He Lianjing stopped, turned around, and stared at Ye Jiayao faintly.
Ye Jiayao noticed a dangerous signal in his eyes, and immediately realized that what she just said violated someone's taboo, and hurriedly raised her right hand: "Don't worry, I swear I will never tell anyone, otherwise I will be hit by a car when I go out." .”
Anyway, there were no cars in ancient times. However, she really had no intention of publicizing it. Xiao Jingjing was indeed a little miserable tonight.
The anger in He Lianjing's eyes gradually disappeared, and instead he turned to deep depression, and he lowered his head and walked forward.
We'll stay in the pavilion again tonight. Fortunately, it's summer. Living in a pavilion means it's cool because it's ventilated from all sides.
Ye Jiayao gave him a big steamed bun, but Helianjing had no appetite and couldn't eat it.
"Eat some, I'll make something delicious for you tomorrow." Ye Jiayao stuffed the bun into his mouth.
He Lianjing reluctantly took it and took a few bites.
Originally, I couldn't help but want to scold him when I saw how stinky he looked, but now he was in a low mood and was silent, making Ye Jiayao feel unhappy in every way.
In the middle of the night, it started to rain again. Ye Jiayao woke up from the cold and saw him curled up against a pillar, frowning in his sleep, so she moved closer and let his head rest on her shoulder.
As the morning light breaks through, the early birds sit on the railings of the pavilion and chirp happily.
He Lianjing opened his eyes, looking a little dazed. It had been like this these days. When he woke up, he always felt at a loss as to where he was.
After calming down, he realized that he was resting on her shoulder. Strangely, she always had a nice and faint fragrance on her body, which was particularly reassuring.
Looking at her up close, her skin looks whiter and softer in the clear light of the morning sun, and you can almost see the tiny blood vessels hidden under the skin. Her facial features are very delicate, and her eyelashes are long and curled. It trembles slightly, her nose is small and pretty, and her lips are a nice light pink color. Just looking at her makes you want to take a bite...
He Lianjing turned his eyes away in embarrassment, an unusual reaction somewhere made him a little at a loss.
There are many people who like Longyang among the aristocratic children in the capital, and he has heard them talk about the fun in it, but he always thinks that this kind of thing is ridiculous and absurd. How can a man have feelings for a man
But now, not only did he not hate the man next to him at all, he even had some incredible thoughts.
He Lianjing shook his head quickly, trying to get rid of the absurdity in his mind.
He would not like such a poor boy with such a bad temper and always scolding him harshly, even if she were a woman.
Ye Jiayao opened her eyes in a daze and said lazily: "You're awake!"
He Lianjing lowered his head in embarrassment and hummed vaguely, then got up to go to the toilet.
Ye Jiayao turned her face away, but the sound of the long river falling into the water could not be stopped from entering her ears. She still couldn't let go every time she faced this kind of thing. After all, she was a woman, which was a bit embarrassing.
"Xiao Jingjing, I'm going to find something to eat and come back." Ye Jiayao found an excuse to avoid it.
Rain is a gift from nature, nourishing all things and producing some delicious ingredients, such as various fungi.
When Ye Jiayao was in Heifenggang, she followed Aunt Jiang and Zhao to dig wild vegetables and learned to identify fungi, which ones were poisonous and which ones were edible.
Ye Jiayao picked some straw mushrooms without much effort, washed them and threw them into a clay pot, added some salt, and lit a fire to cook.
After a while, the water boiled, bubbles bubbled, and the fragrance of straw mushrooms spread out.
"So you bought this jar for cooking and eating." Helian Jing came forward smelling the fragrance.
Ye Jiayao took out a piece of big cake and tore it into pieces bit by bit, while saying: "Of course it's used for cooking, so how about a big pot? Are you carrying it? But now that I think about it, it's not bad to have a big pot, at least. On rainy days, you can also put it over your head to keep out the rain.”
Ye Jiayao looked up at the gray sky at a 45-degree angle, feeling a little sad. Damn it, she even forgot to prepare an umbrella.
He Lianjing laughed out loud, this Brother Jin was really funny.
(End of chapter)