Ye Jiayao couldn't remember whether she passed out last night or fell asleep because she was too tired. It was still dark and she was sleeping deeply when someone shook her shoulder roughly.
At that time, Ye Jiayao was having a sweet dream, and she was chatting with the editor-in-chief of the food magazine about her creativity and ideas. The editor-in-chief was stunned by her, his eyes were starry, his mouth was salivating, and he shouted: " Ye Jiayao, you will be in charge of the next food column."
"Wake up, wait for me to change clothes and wash up." Someone unceremoniously disturbed people's dreams.
Ye Jiayao giggled in her dream, dazedly swatted away the hand that was harassing her, wrapped herself in a quilt, turned around, and said impatiently: "Don't disturb me, I want to sleep."
Xia Chunyu was stunned for a moment and said loudly: "Ye Jinxuan."
"It's so noisy, can you stop being so annoying?" Ye Jiayao muttered and simply covered her head.
Whoops, the whole quilt was lifted away. Xia Chunyu said angrily: "Are you a pig? If you can sleep like this, get up quickly."
Ye Jiayao's body became cold and ignited, she sat up with a huff, closed her eyes and shouted: "You are crazy!" As he said that, he rushed over and snatched the quilt back, hugged her tightly, and lay down to sleep again.
Damn it, my body hurts so much, it feels like I ran three thousand meters, there is no place that is not sore.
Well! Ye Jiayao shuddered and suddenly opened her eyes, saying in her heart: Oh no, no, no, she thought she was at home in the 21st century, forgetting that she had come to another time and space. What did she scold him for just now? Crazy, it's over, she's angered him again.
Although his back was turned to him, the heavy breathing behind him showed that he was so angry that he was about to explode.
Ye Jiayao coughed twice, sat up holding the quilt, and timidly looked at his face, only to see that his dark eyes were burning and his face was cold. Ye Jiayao couldn't help but think of two words... Dark clouds were pressing over the top, and the rain was about to come.
Ye Jiayao immediately made a dog-legged posture and said with a smile: "Well, I'm sorry! I thought I was at home."
Xia Chunyu looked at her expressionlessly for several seconds, his eyes becoming more and more stern. He thought she had reached the bottom line by hitting him with her boot last night, but today he was scolded as a psycho again. Although he didn't know the specific meaning of psycho, he was probably similar to a lunatic. .
Her words and deeds lacked the gentleness and subtlety expected of a lady. She seemed to be a willful, indulgent and spoiled young lady.
"Are you really the young lady of Ye Tongzhi's family? Are you always so domineering at home?" Xia Chunyu said indifferently.
Ye Jiayao cursed in her heart, "You are the only one who is domineering to your sister. You are a bunch of domineering bandits." He hurriedly explained: "No, no, I thought it was Xiao Hei who was teasing me just now."
"Xiao Hei?" Xia Chunyu raised his eyebrows with a heavy gaze.
Ye Jiayao nodded sincerely: "Well, Xiao Hei is a dog, so big." Ye Jiayao gestured at Xiao Hei's size, which was about the same size as the teapot on the table. To prove that there is such a dog, Ye Jiayao said: "Xiao Hei is a cross between the big yellow dog raised by the concierge Zhao and a wild dog that I don't know where. Xiao Hei has a tiger's head and a tiger's brain. I adopted him when I saw how cute he was. But this little This guy is also very annoying. He jumps on my bed early in the morning and licks my face to make me angry. He also stays on my bed at night and can't even drive me away."
Xia Chunyu: "..."
He has a handsome face that is blue and white, and the stinky girl is trying to call him a dog, and a bastard of a dog.
No, he couldn't say more than three sentences to her before he would be pissed to death. Did he still have to discuss with her who the bastard was calling
Xia Chunyu angrily pulled her quilt.
"Hey! A gentleman doesn't say anything. If you have something to say, say it nicely. Don't be violent..." Ye Jiayao thought that he was going to behave like an animal again, so her face turned pale with fright, and she hugged the quilt tightly.
It took a lot of effort for Xia Chunyu to pull out his clothes from the quilt. Just now she grabbed the quilt with her eyes closed and took his clothes away.
Ye Jiayao found out that his target turned out to be the undressed clothes, and was immediately embarrassed: "So you are taking the clothes. You should have told me earlier..."
Xia Chunyu's blood surged and he almost spurted out blood. He glared at her viciously, put on his clothes and left.
"Hey, I really thought it was Xiao Hei just now." Ye Jiayao declared eagerly behind her.
Xia Chunyu felt her eyes go dark for a while, and almost couldn't help but turn around and strangle her to death.
The smelly man finally left. Ye Jiayao felt that the air in the room became fresher. She hugged the quilt and continued to sleep. She felt the most nourishing after returning to the cage.
Xia Chunyu went out with a dark face, which clearly said, "I am in a bad mood today, please don't bother me."
But the brothers in the village don't understand it that way. Could it be that the third master is not satisfied with the bride? Or are you dissatisfied with your desires
"Isn't it because the bride is ugly and the Third Master doesn't like her?"
Seeing the third master walking away, a few minions started talking.
"Then the bride is still called ugly? She is such a delicate woman. Just thinking about it makes all the bones in her body brittle. If I can hug her and kiss her, it would be worth it to go see the Lord of Hell tomorrow..."
"Look at the wretched look on your face. How dare you even think about the woman in charge of the third family? I think you have an itchy bone."
"Stop pretending to be so fucking serious. Don't you just miss women?"
"Are you guys very free? You don't need to practice today? If I see someone slacking off again, the village rules will take care of them." The third master who had gone away came back at some point, his face covered with frost and he said in a deep voice. shouted.
Several minions ran away in despair. Everyone rushed to tell each other: The third boss is in a bad mood today, everyone should take it easy.
Sure enough, the third master practiced extremely hard today. First, he asked a group of bandits to climb two round trips to the Yunwu Peak, the first main peak of Heifenggang, and then swim ten round trips to the Yanxia Lake below. After lunch, they had to camp in the martial arts field. After two hours of horse riding, all the bandits were crying.
"First Master, there's something wrong with the Third Brother today. I've never seen him so ruthless." The Second Master looked sympathetically at the minions in the martial arts training ground with tears streaming down their faces and their legs trembling as they walked forward.
The headmaster squinted his eyes, shook his head thoughtfully, and swayed away with his hands behind his back.
The second boss: “…”
Why don't you, the boss, express your opinion
The bandits were trained like dead dogs. Ye Jiayao was not disturbed and had a good sleep. It was not until the afternoon that he woke up from hunger in his sleep and then got up with his sore and stiff body.
Outside the house, the afternoon sunshine was just right. Ye Jiayao stretched out and took a deep breath in the sunshine with her face raised. The air in the mountains was particularly fresh, and the gentle mountain breeze was filled with the fragrance of green grass and wild flowers. Well, at least I don’t have to breathe the smog anymore. Ye Jiayao curled her lips and smiled bitterly. She took things as they came, life had to go on, no matter what, she had to find something to eat first and fill her stomach first.
Ye Jiayao went to the kitchen in a familiar manner. It was already past dinner time and everyone was cleaning up. The chef, Old Yutou, was still missing, and Aunt Jiang was not there either. Three aunties were washing dishes and cooking pots. They saw a man dressed in red. Ye Jiayao, the three of them immediately guessed her identity, turned their heads and regarded Ye Jiayao as nothing.
Today, their men were tortured miserably by the third boss. I heard that it was all because of this new woman, who somehow made the third boss angry. Therefore, the women naturally put all the blame on Ye Jiayao. She ignored him.
Ye Jiayao didn't know that she had become a public enemy of the copycat, so she asked with a shy smile if she had anything to eat.
After asking for the third time, an aunt said in a nonchalant manner: "No, the leftovers are all fed to the pigs."
"Then...can I make a bowl of noodles by myself?"
"Sorry, the fire is out." As she said that, the aunt took a ladle of water and poured it into the stove, and the fire was completely extinguished.
Ye Jiayao finally understood that these aunties didn't want to see her. Are they jealous of her beauty? Ye Jiayao glanced around and took a cucumber from the basket. It should be a newly picked cucumber, and the vines were all fresh.
Forget it, just eat some cucumber to cushion your stomach.
"Hey, why are you taking things randomly? These are needed for cooking at night." The aunt who had just doused the fire with water scolded her.
Ye Jiayao grinned: "Isn't it just with Cucumber? Don't be so stingy!"
Before the aunt could get angry, Ye Jiayao ran away. It seemed that the status of the third head of the family was not easy to use. It must be that the third head of the family did not have enough prestige, and good looks were useful. This was not a flower house, and there were not many women. She is a rich aunt and a gang of bandits. If anyone takes advantage of him, he will only be able to hurt her. Humph! A foul-mouthed man.
Ye Jiayao was munching cucumbers while wandering around to inspect the terrain.
Yesterday, I was blindfolded when I went up the mountain, so I didn't know what the scene was like in Heifenggang. When the smelly man said it, he sounded like he was very powerful. Now it seems that the smelly man was not bluffing her.
The mountains here are dangerous, with cliffs everywhere. There seems to be only one way up and down the mountain, and there are three steps, one post, five steps and one post. It is more difficult to escape down the mountain than to climb to the sky, and it is even more difficult to attack it. Guaiguai, it is comparable to the water in Liangshan.
After going around in a circle, Ye Jiayao was discouraged. Could she just be a bandit woman in the mountains for the rest of her life
After rounding a bend, the view suddenly widened. Looking around, there was an open space on the cliff that was more than half a football field. Flags were waving, and hundreds of bandits were lined up neatly and marching there. The scene was quite spectacular.
"Don't be lazy. The more hardship you endure today, the more vitality you will have on the battlefield tomorrow. Tieniu, hold on tight for me. Erluzi, don't let me see you being lazy again, otherwise you will be given an extra hour."
Xia Chunyu lectured with a cold face.
"Hey, focus, don't let your eyes wander. What are you looking at?" Xia Chunyu noticed that everyone was looking in the same direction, so he turned to look, and saw a graceful woman in red appearing on the bend. , walking briskly, holding something in his hand and chewing on it.
Xia Chunyu's head was suddenly filled with black lines, why did the smelly girl come to such arrogance
Ye Jiayao also saw Xia Chunyu, dressed in a white robe, tall and tall, standing among a group of vulgar bandits, like a jade tree facing the wind, with majestic weapons.
The beauties were competing with each other, and the handsome guys were also competing with each other. For the first time, Ye Jiayao had the most intuitive understanding of the idiom that stands out from the crowd.
Well, from now on he will be the most handsome bandit in Heifenggang, and she will be the most beautiful bandit woman in Heifenggang. Of course, this is only temporary, she doesn't want to be a bandit for the rest of her life.
Seeing everyone paying attention to her, Ye Jiayao felt that she couldn't escape for a while anyway. She had to build a good relationship with everyone so that her life could be easier. Like today, she didn't even have to eat lunch, so she showed her Sweet smile, wave like a great man.
Well! I have half an extra prop in my hand, so I quickly change my hand.
(End of chapter)