Everyone was taken aback when they heard Qiao Zhenguo's words, and then burst into laughter.
Everyone thought this couple was so funny and worked so hard, they didn't even want their own faces to make the guests laugh!
Most people thought that Qiao Zhenguo said this to entertain everyone, not Wan Chunju farting.
But Wan Chunju was still furious!
This damned man, she really wanted to strangle him to death!
She is going to be the mother of a big singer. After Xiao Dongyun becomes popular in the future, what if everyone spreads that she has a mother who farts loudly
She was trembling with anger, and suddenly she had a flash of inspiration, thinking that it would be better for everyone to make a fool of themselves than to make a fool of themselves.
So she took a step forward and pushed Qiao Zhenguo away, put her hands on her hips and yelled, "My man snores while sleeping, and his farts are loud and smelly, and he has smelly feet. Those shoes smell worse than salted fish. Ten meters away You will be smoked to death by him!"
"Hahahaha... I laughed so hard!"
Everyone saw their husband and wife hurting each other, and laughed even more so that they fell forward and backward.
This couple should do cross talk!
Qiao Zhenguo was not angry when he was told, and laughed with everyone: "Yes, I just snore, but my daughter-in-law snores louder than me, and she fell into a pig shit pit!"
Wan Chunju is so angry, she fought hard today: "You still...you still...you still sleep with me who fell into the pig shit pit!"
Damn, you say she stinks, right? Then he stinks even more when he sleeps with her!
"Hahahahaha... The boss and the boss's wife are going to kill me from laughing!"
"Ouch, I was in a bad mood today, but now I'm in a good mood, and I decide to eat here often in the future!"
"Me too, when I go back, I want all my relatives and friends to come over, but I didn't expect the meal to come with cross talk, that's great!
The rest of the Qiao family: "..."
Qiao Xiuzhi almost rolled her eyes to the sky, this pair of idiots!
Xiao Dongyun is not famous yet, but if she becomes famous in the future, this pair of idiots will definitely be "popular" all over the country!
In order not to let them continue to embarrass themselves, Qiao Xiuzhi hurriedly called them into the kitchen to help wash the vegetables!
Qiao Zhenguo nodded and went in.
Seeing his heartless appearance, Wan Chunju became even more angry: "You damn man, I want to divorce you, Dongyun and me!"
The youngest daughter is going to be a big singer, as long as she holds the youngest daughter in her hands, she will wear gold and silver for the rest of her life, and she will not be afraid of anything.
Qiao Zhenguo was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "That's fine. Except for the fourth sister who was found later, the others have all been divorced. I don't have one. I always feel rejected. If this is the case, then we will marry tomorrow." Just go get a divorce!"
After the divorce, maybe he can find a better one to remarry.
Wan Chunju: "..."
The next moment her tears "swish", falling down one by one.
Then he cried out with a "wow": "God, I'm dead! I gave birth to this damned man, and now I'm old, he's going to abandon me, I'm dead!"
Wan Chunju had always had a loud voice, this crying was terrible, it felt like the house was shaking.
Qiao Xiuzhi came in with a dark face; "What are you two doing here? You two idiots, are you deliberately trying to drive away all the guests?"
Qiao Zhenguo scratched his head and said, "Mom, my daughter-in-law said she would divorce me, and I promised her, and she started crying again."
He is so innocent and helpless!
The corner of Qiao Xiuzhi's mouth twitched, and she looked down at Wan Chunju who was sitting on the ground: "Boss, daughter-in-law, what exactly do you want?"
Wan Chunju stopped howling when her mother-in-law came in, shrugged her shoulders and said, "Mom, I was joking with Zhen Guo, I didn't expect him to really want a divorce!"
Taking Xiao Dongyun away will naturally make her delicious and spicy, but she is alone, and besides, her daughter will always marry, so she will die of old age and no one will find out
She just spoke harshly out of anger, but because she thought her man was afraid, and then turned around to coax her, unexpectedly... the car overturned!
Qiao Xiuzhi said with a stern face: "It's a lot of age, what should be said and what should not be said, don't you know what to say? This time it's fine, and next time, both of you get out of here!" "
The couple Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju suddenly turned into quails: "Mom, we dare not do it again!"
Qiao Xiuzhi didn't bother to talk to them, so she ordered directly: "I know I made a mistake, but I dare not rush to help wash the vegetables. There are so many guests waiting outside, do you want to die of exhaustion?"
Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju hurried to help.
Qiao Xiuzhi was annoyed seeing the two of them like this.
In another seven or eight months, the two of them will be grandparents. Why are they still so childish
After her mother-in-law went out, Wan Chunju said aggrievedly while washing the vegetables: "Zhen Guo, do you really think about divorcing me?"
Qiao Zhenguo originally wanted to nod, but he was afraid that his wife would cry again, so he laughed and said, "Daughter-in-law, I am just teasing you!"
When his wife brought up the divorce just now, he really thought it was pretty good.
It's not that he wants to find other women, but that he thinks that all his brothers and sisters have been divorced, but he is the only one who hasn't, which makes him look very unmodern!
But if the divorce will cause him to be scolded by his mother, then forget it, it's too troublesome!
When Wan Chunju heard this, she showed a smile: "Zhen Guo, you are so kind to me, I knew you were reluctant to divorce me!"
Da Qiao came in with the menu and just heard this: "..."
Her grandma was right, her uncle and uncle's mother matched the pot with the lid, they were a natural match!
—
Because Da Qiao and his youngest son Xue Anxu were going to stay here in Beijing, Qiao Zhenjun and Lin Hui decided to move their family business here after discussion.
Since the whole family was going to move here, Qiao Anjie simply asked the Huo family for help and transferred to a school here to study.
After the teachers and principals of Yunlai Town Primary School fell in love with the bookstore, they were very sad.
Such a genius, if he continues to study in Yunlai Town, when he is admitted to the first place in the college entrance examination, their elementary school will also be famous. I didn't expect him to transfer to another school like this!
The headmaster originally wanted to keep them, but after learning that their whole family was going to move to Beijing, he had no choice but to keep his mouth shut.
The Wei family knew that the second bedroom of the Qiao family was also moving out, so they were very reluctant.
However, they just recognized a distant relative who has no father, no mother, a dead husband and a son as their daughter half a year ago. She is very considerate to the two elders, and is hardworking and willing to work.
In order to reassure the two elders, she directly changed the surnames of herself and her son to Wei.
Because of this newly recognized daughter and grandson, the two elders of the Wei family have not been so lonely in the past six months, and their smiles have increased a lot.
Although the Qiao family took good care of their elders, they were not their own children and grandchildren after all. Sometimes the happier their family was, the more lonely and miserable they looked.
Well now, they can also enjoy family happiness, and after they leave, future generations will give them paper money in the future!
But Qiao's family was leaving, they were still very reluctant, and they dragged Qiao Zhenjun and his wife to talk for a long time, telling them to come back and see their two old things when they had time.
After getting along in the past few years, Qiao Zhenjun and Lin Hui also treated the two elders of the Wei family as their own elders, and they were reluctant to separate now.
Fortunately, they now have their daughter and grandson by their side, otherwise they wouldn't feel at ease to keep the two old people here.
The whole family is going to move to Beijing, but Qiao Zhenjun is reluctant to leave the store here.
He is going to find someone to help with the operation, and he will pay the other party salary and commission.
The better the other party's business is, the higher the achievement will be. In this way, there is no fear that the other party will be lazy and do nothing.
After he released the news, many people came to him, but after contacting him, they didn't feel very satisfied.
Some of these people are incompetent, timid and old-fashioned, have no courage, some have bad intentions, and some seem to be lazy, how can he trust his hard work to these people
Just when he was troubled, two people came to recommend themselves.
One is Wei Chunmei, the newly recognized daughter of the Wei family, and the other is Qiao Donghe's father-in-law, Luo Qing.
Wei Chunmei came first.
When she came here, she didn't play the emotional card, didn't hesitate, and said straight to the point: "Second brother Qiao, I want to run one of the stores, do you think I am qualified?"
It was the first time Qiao Zhenjun saw someone say this to him so confidently.
Generally, people who come here have a flattering attitude, so naturally they will not be confident.
But Wei Chunmei didn't flatter him, nor did she ask the elders of the Wei family to intercede with her, which first left a good impression on him.
Seeing his silence for a long time, Wei Chunmei thought he didn't like her, so she hurriedly said, "Second Brother Qiao, although I am a woman, I am confident that I can run the store well, and I beg you to give me this chance, as long as you are willing to give it to me." I have a chance, and I can only pay half the salary than others!"
This world is still harsh on women. For some important positions, only men are recruited. In many cases, women are not even qualified to compete!
Qiao Zhenjun quickly waved his hand and said, "You misunderstood, women and men are the same, I will not despise you just because you are a woman, how about this, you go to the store for half a month first, if I think you are qualified after half a month, We will sign the contract at that time, if it is not qualified... "
Wei Chunmei's eyes became hot, and she nodded repeatedly: "Don't worry, if you fail, I will leave automatically, and I will definitely not embarrass Second Brother Qiao!"
Qiao Zhenjun nodded: "Do it well!"
He really didn't look down on women. In their family, women had a higher status than men.
If he dared to look down on women, he would be the first to bypass him!
Wei Chunmei was so excited that she stood up and thanked her repeatedly.
As soon as she left, Luo Qing came to the door on her back.
The purpose of his visit was the same as Wei Chunmei's, and he also wanted to buy one of the shops to operate.
Luo Qing has the ability, but first of all, he is Qiao Donghe's father-in-law. If there is a conflict in the middle, Qiao Donghe, the middleman, will definitely be in trouble.
The second reason is that Luo Qing's wife is not a sensible person, he is worried that such a piece of mouse droppings will ruin the whole pot of porridge!
Luo Qing saw Qiao Zhenjun's hesitation, and sighed, "I really thought about it for a long time before coming here this time. You know that I used to be a leader. Later, the efficiency of the supply and marketing cooperative became worse and worse, and I was also taken down. I doubted myself very much for a while, and I also felt shameless when I came here this time, but compared with bread, I can only choose bread!"
Since he didn't go to the supply and marketing cooperative, the family's economy has become worse and worse.
The eldest son is still in graduate school, so he has no way to give the family money at all, and has to subsidize him from time to time.
The youngest son is now in the third year of high school, but he is not as old as his brother, and his ability is not good enough. He doesn't know what he can do when he comes out in the future.
Seeing that all the people he knew were prosperous, and only their Luo family was going downhill, he felt very uncomfortable.
Hearing that Qiao Zhenjun was looking for someone to help run the store this time, he pulled his face and came here!
Seeing him like this, Qiao Zhenjun didn't want to refuse outright, so he had no choice but to express his embarrassment.
After Luo Qing finished listening, he patted his chest and promised: "I dare not say anything else, but I will not let my family touch the accounts of the store. If something happens in the future, I will not let Dong He intercede. Although Luo Qing doesn't have much ability, but in terms of what he says, I am confident that there are not many people who can compare to me!"
Qiao Zhenjun hesitated for a moment and said: "How about this, the Wei family next door also came over to talk about this matter, I gave her half a month's trial time, why not do the same with Brother Qing?"
It's impossible to simply refuse, but I want him to open the door directly, and Qiao Zhenjun doesn't want to wrong himself.
Hearing this, Luo Qing showed a mouthful of slightly yellow teeth and said, "Success, half a month is half a month, Zhenjun, thank you so much for this!"
Qiao Zhenjun saw that he didn't complain because he wanted to test him, so he gave him a high look in his heart: "You're welcome, but I still want to emphasize one point in advance, no matter the success or failure of the matter, you must not make things difficult for Dong He!"
Luo Qing patted his chest again to reassure, and then left and Qiao's house.
That night, after Lin Hui found out about this, she sighed and said, "I hope Dong He will not be involved in the future."
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In a blink of an eye, it was the day when Da Qiao reported to school.
Qiao Xiuzhi, Xue Chuan, Dai Shufang and Huo Chi sent her to school together.
In fact, let Huo Chi say that he can send Da Qiao to school by himself.
The two of them are in the same school, and now he is her senior brother, isn't it just right for the senior brother to lead the junior sister
What's more, he is still her object!
Speaking of this, he was full of sorrow.
Since coming to Beijing, the chances of them meeting have plummeted. If it weren't for the presence of Qiao's parents, he really wished he could move to Qiao's courtyard right away!
Thinking about it now, he was a little envious of Da Qiao's grandfather, and if he could stay with Da Qiao every day, he would also be willing to marry him.
If his grandfather heard this, he would probably have a stroke of anger!
After getting off the car, Huo Chi naturally took all the suitcases from Da Qiao's hands, leaned over and said in a low voice, "We haven't seen each other for a long time!"
The implication is that he misses her.
It's just that with so many people around, he didn't have the nerve to speak so bluntly.
Da Qiao was stunned for a moment and said, "Not long, Brother Huo Chi, we just met the day before yesterday."
Huo Chi looked at her aggrievedly: "The day before yesterday was not long?"
His fiery gaze made Da Qiao's heart soft, as if a feather had been gently brushed over him: "Brother Huo Chi, does this mean that you like me very much?"
Huo Chi didn't expect her to be more straightforward than himself, and blushed, "Yeah!"
She was in a dream when she was a child, and later she was in the production team delivering eggs to him, and now she is stamping him as a boar.
He likes it all!
Da Qiao also blushed twice, and whispered: "I like brother Huo Chi too!"
Huo Chi's ears were completely red, and the veins in his hand holding the luggage bag were exposed: "Nian Nian... You stamped me last time, and I haven't stamped it back yet!"
Da Qiao's voice was soft and low: "Then brother Huo Chi wants to come back with a seal?"
Huo Chi looked at her closely: "I, can I?"
Da Qiao's face was as red as a ripe peach, her long eyelashes fluttered lightly: "Well... yes."
Fireworks exploded again in Huo Chi's mind, and he said elatedly, "Then... I'll stamp you again when there's no one left!"
Da Qiao nodded shyly, thinking that brother Huo Chi was dead!
Huo Chi thought that he would kiss Da Qiao soon, his nose became hot, and he quickly turned his head away, forcing himself not to think about it anymore!
Otherwise, it would be embarrassing to have a nosebleed in front of her!
Qiao Xiuzhi, Xue Chuan, and Dai Shufang, the three elders, saw their sweet young couple with smiles on their lips.
Although Qiao Xiuzhi and Xue Chuan didn't want Da Qiao to marry so early, if Da Qiao could find someone who cared about her and put her first in everything, they would not stop them from being together.
Their husband and wife know better than anyone how difficult it is to find a partner who likes them!
Walking into Jinghua University, I immediately felt the difference.
A strong academic atmosphere, accompanied by old buildings, surrounded everyone.
A century-old prestigious school really deserves its reputation!
After finishing the report, everyone was preparing to go to Da Qiao's dormitory.
At this moment, a crisp female voice came from behind: "Student Huo, I finally found you here!"
When everyone turned their heads, they saw a girl with fluffy long hair in a light yellow dress walking towards them.
The author has something to say: light yellow dress, fluffy hair~~sing~
Huo Chi: I can kiss Da Qiao tomorrow! Chicken jelly!