Here's the thing.
Dai Xiaoxue's fish died that day, and she was very sad.
She has kept this fish for more than two years, and she is very affectionate. She was reluctant to throw it into the trash can, so she decided to bury it!
But after much deliberation, she couldn't do anything right. The burial was too dirty, and she would be corroded by ants and bugs after death. She felt so pitiful.
So in desperation, she took the fish's body and came to Anping.
After Anping thought for a while, he said something surprising: "I think it can be cremated!"
Dai Xiaoxue immediately agreed to this method.
They were really serious about cremating the fish at the beginning, but who knew that the more roasted it became, the more fragrant it became, and the smell wafted out, making both of them greedy.
Then Dai Xiaoxue said: "After so many years of relationship, I decided to eat it and let it be reborn in my stomach!"
Anping thought it was a good idea, so he took out beer and other things, and the two drank while grilling.
Because the restaurant is already on track, and two other masters have been hired in the restaurant, Anping doesn't have to stay in the restaurant all the time.
So at this time they were grilling fish and drinking beer in the big rented house, and the adults were not at home, so it was just the two of them, not to mention how comfortable it was.
Dai Xiaoxue's alcohol capacity is obviously not good enough. After two more drinks, she talked more, chattering like a little sparrow.
"Anping, what do you think about my dad? I said that I don't like studying anymore, but he just forced me to study. It's really hard for me!"
Anping reached out and rubbed her head, and said with empathy: "I understand, I understand very much! People like us just don't get along with books by nature. Every time I look at the words in a book, I feel that they are flying around like flies. Flying around in front of me, I can't wait to slap them to death!"
Dai Xiaoxue nodded heavily: "You're right! I just want to tear up all the books now! It's annoying me to death, especially English, those letters are like caterpillars, they know me, I don't know them, Why do you think it's so difficult?"
As she said that, she raised her head and drank another big sip of beer. After this sip of beer, her head became even more dizzy, and everything she saw became double-layered.
"Anping, why do you have two faces? Hahaha, you are so funny!" She reached out to hug Anping's face, but almost missed it.
Anping quickly hugged her and said, "Be careful, you little idiot!"
When Dai Xiaoxue heard him scolding herself, she immediately became angry and muttered, "You are the idiot, and your whole family are all idiots! Oh, except sister Da Qiao!"
Anping didn't get angry when he was scolded, and he said with a naive smile: "Haha, sister Da Qiao is indeed very smart, if only we were half as smart as her!"
Dai Xiaoxue nodded her head: "That's not it! But you said you are cousins, why is she so good-looking and smart, and you don't look too good and you don't have a brain? That's why... why... Hiccup."
She hiccupped as she spoke, then let out a breath, and the hot air hit Anping's face.
Anping's eyes were squinted by her alcohol smell: "That's because my parents were born unattractive, and their brains are not very good. Haven't you seen my little sister? Ugly crying, okay?"
Wan Chunju, who was helping in the restaurant's kitchen, sneezed, rubbed her nose and said, "Am I sick?"
Qiao Zhenguo laughed and said, "Daughter-in-law, you are as strong as a pig. If a pig is sick, you can't even get sick!"
Wan Chunju was furious!
Most people say that she is as strong as a cow, but why does she turn into a pig when it comes to her head
But she didn't dare to quarrel with him. After the two of them were scolded by her mother-in-law last time, she was very worried about being bumped into by her mother-in-law again!
But she couldn't get angry anymore, so she pinched Qiao Zhenguo's waist with her hand.
But Qiao Zhenguo's flesh was too hard, it seemed to him like scratching an itch, and he said to her, "Daughter-in-law, how do you know that my skin is itchy? If you go up a little bit, my top is also a little itchy."
"..."
Wan Chunju was furious!
Xiao Dongyun, who was recording records at a film company, also sneezed, and she said sweetly, "Someone must be scolding me!"
The teacher who taught her to sing comforted her and said, "Man Yun is so cute, how could anyone be willing to scold you?"
Xiao Dongyun pursed her lips and laughed.
Because Xiao Dongyun's name is not very pleasant and not elegant enough, the company gave her a stage name, Qiao Manyun.
It's just that people in Qiao's family are still used to calling her Xiaodongyun.
At this time, Anping and Dai Xiaoxue were already drunk, dizzy and dizzy, they kept helping each other to go into the room.
While walking, Dai Xiaoxue babbled: "Anping, if I don't pass the college entrance examination, can I work as a dishwasher in your restaurant?"
Anping hiccupped: "No problem, if you can't survive, come to me and I will support you!"
When Dai Xiaoxue heard this, she was so moved that she cried twice: "Anping, you are so kind to me, I like you so much!"
"Bang" twice.
The two came into the house and fell on the bed one after another.
Dai Xiaoxue turned around suddenly and hugged Anping's face, squeezing his face until it was deformed: "Anping, your lips look so red, what does it taste like?"
Then before Anping could answer her, she leaned over and bit Anping's lips.
Anping gasped in pain, Dai Xiaoxue gnawed twice, and then... fell asleep.
Anping endured the pain and pushed her away.
But Dai Xiaoxue's wine and sleeping products were not very good. When she was pushed, her hands and feet immediately became entangled, like an octopus.
Anping struggled a few times but failed to break free from her. In addition to the drowsiness, his eyelids were as heavy as if they had been filled with lead, so he blinked a few times and then fell asleep.
Wan Chunju was waiting for Anping to pass by at the restaurant, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't see him coming, so she couldn't help feeling a little worried.
She said to her man: "Zhen Guo, Anping has already come over at this time, but there is no one in sight now, do you think something happened?"
Qiao Zhenguo scratched his forehead and said, "Probably not. If you're worried, why don't you go back and have a look."
Wan Chunju thought for a while, then nodded and left.
She is such a son, so she must be more precious.
The place where they live is not very far from the hotel, it only takes 20 minutes to walk there.
Because Wan Chunju was in a hurry, it only took fifteen minutes to arrive at home.
As soon as she opened the door and went in, she frowned when she saw the barbecue garbage all over the floor, and scolded to find someone inside.
Unexpectedly, she had just stepped into her son's room, and when she saw him hugging a girl, she immediately let out the sound of killing a pig!
"Oh, my god! My god, how did Anping do such a thing?"
"No, when did Anping have a partner, why didn't I know?"
"No, I have to go in and have a look!"
Wan Chunju stopped screaming, then tiptoed in, turned the girl who was hugging Anping over, and then a few words popped out in her mind: So it was her, it really was her!
When Dai Xiaoxue came to help in the store at the beginning of the summer vacation, she was very happy because they didn't have to pay Dai Xiaoxue, so they took advantage of it.
But gradually, she couldn't laugh anymore.
Because every time Dai Xiaoxue came over, Anping would cook a table of good meat and vegetables for her, and the money for the vegetables could pay for three dishwashers!
Because she is Dai Shufang's niece, the Huo family's status and family property are different, and she dare not drive her away directly, so she had to politely tell her not to come here, and should focus on her studies.
But this person couldn't understand what others were suggesting, and told her that she didn't like studying, so she liked to stay in the store.
Made her half dead!
Wan Chunju looked at Dai Xiaoxue, her eyes almost burst into flames, no wonder she said she likes staying in the store, it turned out it was for Anping!
vixen!
She's so shameless at such a young age, if it wasn't for the Huo family's sake, she would have slapped her to death with one slap!
Wan Chunju walked around the room a few times, before the two drunk people woke up, she went over to break them apart, and then rushed out again.
This matter is too big, she must notify her man!
Seeing her coming back alone, Qiao Zhenguo couldn't help asking curiously, "Where's our son? Could something really happen?"
Wan Chunju mysteriously pulled him aside and said, "Zhen Guo, let me tell you, our son was kidnapped by a vixen!"
Qiao Zhenguo was stunned for a moment, and then looked at her with the eyes of a mentally retarded: "Daughter-in-law, the country said that feudal superstitions should not be practiced, and even animals cannot become smart!"
Wan Chunju was so angry that he almost vomited blood: "It's not a real vixen, I mean our son was seduced by other girls, and I saw the two of them lying on the bed!"
Qiao Zhenguo let out an "ah", his eyes were straight.
Wan Chunju thought that he finally realized the seriousness of the matter, but she heard him say the next moment——
"It's only been a few hours since we've gone to bed. Doesn't that mean we're going to be grandparents soon?"
Wan Chunju: "..."
She felt that her man was just mentally ill. At this time, she didn't want to find out who the woman was, but only thought about being a grandfather!
Mad at her!
Wan Chunju thumped him and said: "That woman is Dai Xiaoxue, we Anping got together with her, I'm afraid that the other party's parents will make trouble for Anping, so I think the best way now is..."
Splash dirty water on the opponent, so that the opponent has no chance to beat him up!
But before she finished speaking, she saw her mother-in-law and Dai Shufang walking towards them, and her voice disappeared in her throat.
Qiao Zhenguo glanced at her and said, "Daughter-in-law, what's the best way? Halfway through your words, it's like half-pissing. Don't you mean to suffocate people?"
As soon as Qiao Xiuzhi came over, she heard what the eldest son said, and almost wanted to roll her eyes again: "Did you see Xiaoxue coming over here?"
"No!"
"have!"
Wan Chunju and Qiao Zhenguo gave two answers in unison.
Qiao Xiuzhi glanced at the two of them, and said coldly: "Is it there or not? Don't play tricks in front of them!"
Qiao Zhenguo was scolded by his mother, and immediately sold his wife: "Mom, my daughter-in-law just came over and said that Anping and Xiaoxue were sleeping together, and she also said that Xiaoxue is a vixen, but I already told her, There is no such thing as a vixen now!"
Wan Chunju: "..."
What evil did she do in her previous life to marry such a fool in this life?
Dai Shufang, who was standing behind Qiao Xiuzhi, turned pale when she heard Qiao Zhenguo's words: "Zhen Guo, what did you just say? What do you mean Anping and Xiaoxue are sleeping together?"
Qiao Zhenguo scratched his head and said, "It's the literal meaning, but I didn't see it either. My wife told me! She also said that she was afraid that your Dai family would trouble us. She just thought of a good way, and you came here!"
Wan Chunju blushed and then turned pale: "..."
She really wants to kill him!
Qiao Xiuzhi's eyes were like knives, and she fell on Wan Chunju: "Boss, tell me everything you know, and if you hide anything..."
"Mom, I dare not hide it!" Wan Chunju was so frightened that she trembled all over, and quickly took the words.
Then she told all the things she saw when she went back just now, of course not including what she thought Dai Xiaoxue had seduced her son.
If you say this, even if Dai Shufang doesn't tear her up, her mother-in-law won't bypass her either!
After hearing this, Dai Shufang's face became even paler: "They... all have clothes on, right?"
Wan Chunju nodded: "Yes, the clothes are still in good condition."
If she wasn't wearing clothes, she wouldn't be so calm now, and she would definitely scream the sky!
Dai Shufang breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the words: "Let's go there now!"
Several people came to the house rented by the big house, but Anping and Dai Xiaoxue hadn't woken up yet.
What's more, the two of them hugged each other again without knowing when!
Dai Shufang's face turned dark when she saw it, and she forcibly pulled Dai Xiaoxue over.
Qiao Xiuzhi pulled her grandson off the bed with one hand, then went outside to get a wet towel, and threw it on his face when she came back!
The towel was icy cold, as soon as it stuck to his face, Anping shivered, and then woke up in a daze.
But seeing so many people appearing in front of him, he didn't react for a while: "Grandma, why are you here? By the way, where is this place?"
He looked left and right, and then saw Dai Xiaoxue lying on the bed. The memory came back bit by bit, and his face turned pale bit by bit.
Seeing him like this, Qiao Xiuzhi guessed that he remembered: "What? Remember?"
Anping nodded hesitantly: "Xiaoxue and I barbecued together, then we drank some wine, and then..."
Wan Chunju felt sorry for her son, but at the same time hated iron and steel: "You said it's good, why do you want to barbecue? Is there not enough food in the store for you?"
How could Anping have the face to say at this time that they were going to cremate Dai Xiaoxue's fish, but who knew that the fish would become their stomachs after roasting it was too fragrant!
He was ashamed to say that after Dai Xiaoxue was woken up, he told the whole story.
After hearing this, everyone was speechless.
Qiao Xiuzhi was even more speechless.
It turns out that stupidity is really inherited. Dafang and his wife are already so stupid. If Anping and Dai Xiaoxue are really together in the future, wouldn't it be a bunch of idiots who are stupid together
This matter must be known to Dai Xiaoxue's parents, and the specific matter will be discussed with the Qiao family after they discuss it.
Qiao Xiuzhi said sorry to Dai Shufang, Dai Shufang waved her hand, and then led Dai Xiaoxue away.
Qiao Xiuzhi looked at the three idiots in the big house coldly, and told them: "You better rot this matter to me, and no one is allowed to say it. If anyone dares to ruin Xiaoxue's reputation, give it to me right away." Get out!"
The father and son Qiao Zhenguo and Anping quickly responded: "Mom, we dare not!"
Wan Chunju always felt that her mother-in-law's words were targeting and warning her, but she didn't dare to take it: "Mom, I won't talk nonsense, I swear!"
Qiao Xiuzhi looked at them coldly, and left with a dark face.
Anping washed his face and hurried to work in the restaurant.
Seeing that everyone had left, Wan Chunju became angry: "Qiao Zhenguo, why did you tell mom everything I told you just now? Are you trying to kill me?"
Qiao Zhenguo looked innocent: "No, Mom, don't you want to know? How can I hide it from her as a son?"
Wan Chunju was so angry: "You! You are not allowed to say anything in the future, if you dare to betray me again, I will never end with you!"
Qiao Zhenguo didn't want to quarrel with his wife either, if his mother found out, he would scold them both again.
So he saluted his wife, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, it's okay, just fart, it stinks to death!"
Wan Chunju: "..."
The author has something to say:
Haha, the last sentence Qiao Zhenguo said, I remember it a lot when I was a child, there is also a "stingy, drink cold water, drink cold water, become a devil", I wonder if you have it there