Nine hemorrhoids out of ten.
The couple Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju had hemorrhoids many years ago, but they were not serious before. After they came to Beijing, they often suffered from constipation due to the unacceptable environment, which made the hemorrhoids worse.
But both of them don't take it seriously, and they especially like to eat chili peppers. Especially this year, they can't wait to drink boiled water and sprinkle chili powder on it. The result is that the hemorrhoids are getting worse and worse.
Today, it finally "collapsed blood"!
At that time, Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju were sent to the hospital screaming all the way, which frightened many people.
Those who didn't know thought that Wan Chunju was going to have a baby, but Qiao Zhenguo, a big man called him like that, everyone... a little guessed.
The nurse told the two of them not to bark, this is a public place after all.
Wan Chunju's facial features twitched, and the words "I'm in pain" were written on her face: "Nurse, my butt hurts so much, I keep pumping and pumping, can you prescribe some medicine to make my butt stop hurting?"
Three black lines on the nurse's forehead: "You have to be examined by a doctor before you can confirm whether you are taking medicine or performing an operation on you. Just wait!"
The nurse was about to leave after she finished speaking, but how could Wan Chunju let her go so easily
She tugged on the nurse's clothes and howled, "Miss nurse, don't go away, my butt really hurts!"
"I, understand, you let go of this patient first!"
When she howled like this, everyone's eyes turned to her, and the nurse was so embarrassed that she wanted to dig a hole to bury her!
"You don't understand!" Wan Chunju said, "It's like pulling glass shards when I got a tuba, blood on the toilet paper, nurse girl, will I die? I can't die, I haven't hugged my grandson yet Woolen cloth!"
Qiao Zhenguo nodded quickly when he heard his wife's words: "Miss Nurse, you may not know that my butt hurts too, and I also drew a lot of blood!"
Nurse: "..." She didn't want to know at all.
Dai Shufang was sent to the hospital, but the cervix was not dilated enough to enter the delivery room. The doctor asked them to walk around the hospital to exercise to help the delivery.
When she walked into the hall and saw Qiao Zhenguo and his wife pulling the nurse's clothes and complaining that her butt hurt, she quickly took her husband's hand and said, "Go, turn back!"
Don't pass by now, it's too embarrassing!
Zhong Kangde also recognized the two from the Qiao family, and quickly helped his wife turn around and leave.
Never let others know that they know each other!
—
Huo Chi has already graduated, and when he knew his mother was about to give birth, he immediately drove from the company to school to pick up Da Qiao, and then went to the hospital together.
Da Qiao frowned slightly, and blinked her long eyelashes: "Brother Huo Chi, are you nervous?"
Although in the past few months, she has been drinking water from jade beads for Aunt Fang, but Aunt Fang's age is after all, and she will inevitably be worried.
Huo Chi turned his head and took a look, his eyes fell on her lips with a slight bite mark, and said in a low voice, "It's okay, I'm here!"
Worrying is definitely worrying, but he is the pillar of the family now, so even if he is worried, he can't show it in front of them.
Hearing his words, Da Qiao's tense heart suddenly calmed down strangely.
Come to the hospital.
Huo Chi leaned over to help her unbuckle the seat belt, then reached out to stroke her lips, and said in a low voice, "Don't bite so hard in the future."
Da Qiao froze for a moment, then nodded slightly with warm cheeks: "Okay."
The corner of Huo Chi's mouth curled slightly: "Let's go, let's go in quickly."
Da Qiao just got out of the car, just remembering the way he looked at her just now, her heart beat so fast.
As soon as the two walked into the hall, they heard someone wailing: "Doctor, nurse, my butt hurts so much!!"
The two were stunned at the same time, the voice... a little familiar.
Looking along the source of the sound, they saw Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju leaning on the pillars in the hall, their facial features twisted and twitching, and their mouths kept howling.
Da Qiao: "Brother Huo Chi, let's go that way, go that way faster." Going that way will not be seen.
Huo Chi nodded in agreement: "Okay, I also think it's faster to go there."
So the two lowered their heads, as if they were thieves, and quickly slipped over.
When Wan Chunju turned around, she just saw the figures of the two of them disappearing from the corner. She felt a little familiar, but before she had time to think about it, her butt throbbed again, and she couldn't care about it immediately.
—
When he came to the delivery room area, he saw Zhong Kangde walking with Dai Shufang supported by him from a distance. Zhong Kangde's eyes were full of tenderness and concern.
"Aunt Fang/Mom!" Da Qiao and Huo Chi walked over and shouted at the same time.
Dai Shufang looked up and saw them, with a smile on her face: "Da Qiao, Chi'er, are you here?"
Da Qiao walked over, naturally held her other hand, and asked softly, "Aunt Fang, how are you? Does your stomach hurt?"
Dai Shufang pulled the corners of her lips and said with a smile: "It doesn't hurt very much, the doctor said it will take a while to give birth."
In fact, how can it be painless to give birth, and at her age, her energy is not as good as when she was young. From the labor pains to now, she is already a little exhausted.
It's just that she didn't want to scare Da Qiao, lest she would have a psychological shadow when she became pregnant in the future.
Da Qiao took out a handkerchief to wipe Aunt Fang's sweat, and then asked Brother Huo Chi to bring the wolfberry brown sugar water she brought over for Aunt Fang to drink.
Dai Shufang looked at the water she brought, and she knew it in her heart, and drank it without any hesitation.
Sure enough, not long after drinking it, she felt a lot of fatigue disappeared, and her whole body had strength. Ten minutes later, she was sent to the delivery room.
The woman's screams kept coming from the delivery room, and Da Qiao's face turned pale.
Taking advantage of no one's attention, Huo Chi reached out to hold her little hand and said, "Don't be afraid, nothing will happen."
Da Qiao's long eyelashes trembled: "Brother Huo Chi, if I don't want to have children in the future, can I not?"
In the past few months, she has seen how hard Aunt Fang's pregnancy is, and now listening to the endless screams in her ears, she felt a sense of fear in her heart.
Huo Chi said without hesitation: "Okay, if you don't want to have a baby after we get married, we won't have a baby, and I'll go for the sterilization!"
Of course he wants a child belonging to the two of them, but he married her not to carry on the family line, but because he wanted to be with her for the rest of his life, so if she didn't want to have a child, then she wouldn't have one, and he would try to convince him grandfather.
Da Qiao pursed her lips, leaned over and said, "Brother Huo Chi, you are so kind!"
Huo Chi raised his lips and smiled at her, his eyes were full of tenderness.
An hour later, Dai Shufang gave birth to a five-pound boy.
When she saw the handle of her youngest son, she was so disappointed. She even asked the nurse if she made a mistake. She thought that what she was carrying should be a daughter.
This remark made the obstetrics and gynecology doctors and nurses a little dumbfounded, and at the same time they had a good impression of her.
In the past, people were very patriarchal, and they could have unlimited births. Since the family planning, the hospital in Beijing often sees families who dislike having a baby girl, which makes them angry and powerless!
Zhong Kangde didn't care, his son and daughter were fine.
At this time, he was holding his son in a small ball with wrinkled skin, his eyes were red.
This child was what he had been looking forward to for decades before he came to him. It was the crystallization of love between him and Dai Shufang.
After the child finished taking a bath, Da Qiao and Huo Chi saw Xiao Wu'er.
Although Xiao Wu'er's skin is wrinkled, he has a straight nose, very similar to his brother Huo Chi.
During the process of Dai Shufang's childbirth, Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju experienced being raped for the first time in their lives, and a great shadow fell on both of them.
Especially Qiao Zhenguo, who examined him was a man, and when the man's fingers went into his ass, he trembled all over.
He is not clean anymore.
The hemorrhoids of both of them are very serious, belonging to grade 4 hemorrhoids. The hemorrhoids are prolapsed outside the anus, and they can no longer be removed. They must be surgically removed.
It's just that the operation couldn't be done on the same day. The two of them were arranged to be hospitalized and waited for the operation arrangement.
It happened that the ward was next to Dai Shufang, so Da Qiao and his party could hear wailing from the next door from time to time. The sound was extremely miserable, making people sympathetic and speechless.
—
In a blink of an eye, the day of Xiao Wu'er's full moon arrived.
The full moon wine was held at Huo's house, and the guests were all familiar relatives and friends.
"Oh, Xiao Wu looks so handsome!" The eldest sister of the Mao family next door praised with a smile.
Lin Hui nodded: "He's just like Huo Chi, he's as good-looking as Sister Fang."
After Dai Shufang gave birth, she was obviously a little fatter, but she looked good: "Don't praise him, so this little guy won't be too proud!"
Zhong Kangde only became a father in his 40s, and he dotes on his son so much that he hugs him every day and says he is good-looking. She is afraid that his youngest son will become very narcissistic when he grows up.
But Xiao Wu'er does look like her, and Huo Chi mostly looks like her, so the two brothers look alike, and those who don't know it will think they are the same father and mother.
By the way, Xiao Wu'er's name is Zhong Wanhao, and the word "wan" implies Lao Lai Zi.
Everyone was talking and laughing around the child in the living room, but Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju were doing exercises in the yard.
Well, the levator ani exercise.
The hemorrhoid operation a month ago left the couple with lingering fears. They swore they would never eat chili again, and they followed the doctor's advice to do levator ani exercises every day.
It’s fine to just do it at home. The two couples also do this kind of exercise when they are guests at other people’s homes. It’s really speechless.
Seeing the eldest son and his wife, Qiao Xiuzhi almost rolled her eyes to the sky: "You two, stop quickly, and pay attention to me when you come to visit someone else's house!"
The two of them listened to her words, but Wan Chunju felt that she could fight for it: "Mom, we are doing exercise, and the doctor told us to do it!"
Qiao Xiuzhi laughed angrily: "The doctor told you to do exercises at home, and didn't let you go to other people's yards to lie down and do leg-tweezing exercises! You two stop immediately, or go home now !"
Although Wan Chunju was not convinced, she stopped.
When it was time for lunch, everyone's attention was on the newborn Xiao Wu'er at first, but gradually it shifted to a group of unmarried men and women.
Aunts all over the country have a common hobby, that is, they like to tell people who they are.
And Qiao Dongying, who has no partner and is too old, has become the target of everyone's "siege".
"Aunt Xiuzhi, how old is your second granddaughter? Do you have a date?" Dai Shufang's second sister-in-law asked.
Qiao Xiuzhi replied: "She is twenty-three years old, she has no date yet."
The second sister-in-law of the Dai family looked Qiao Dongying up and down, and exaggeratedly exclaimed: "There is no date at the age of twenty-three? Are you not in a hurry? This is not young. When I was twenty-three years old, my second child could walk Already!"
Qiao Xiuzhi said indifferently: "How can we compare the past with the present? How many of us went to college at that time? Dong Ying just graduated this year, and now the girls are all around the same age when they graduate from school, so they are not too old."
The second sister-in-law of the Dai family disagreed: "Study is reading, but reading can't delay finding a man. Otherwise, how can I find a good man now that I am so old, right?"
As soon as she said this, no one echoed her.
Wan Chunju wanted to agree, but before she opened her mouth, she felt her mother-in-law's knife-like eyes, so she had no choice but to shut up.
Qiao Dongying's face was very embarrassed, and the hands under the table were clenched into fists.
Da Qiao happened to be sitting next to her, reached out and patted the back of her hand lightly.
Knowing that she was comforting herself, Qiao Dongying turned her head and smiled at her.
"Second sister-in-law, didn't you say that you like to eat crabs? Then eat a few more today, and I will ask my aunt to pack a bag for you later."
Dai Shufang never liked this second sister-in-law, but today was Xiao Wu'er's full moon wine, and she didn't want to make too much trouble.
The second sister-in-law of the Dai family always wanted to please this rich sister-in-law, but she kept ignoring herself. When she heard this, her fat face immediately turned into a chrysanthemum: "Yes, I just like to eat crabs, but The abalone and sea prawns are also very good.”
Dai Shufang pursed her lips and ignored her.
Contempt flashed across the eyes of the others at the table, and the Dai family's second sister-in-law seemed to realize it too, curled her lips, and then stopped talking.
After everyone had finished eating and dispersed, Dai Shufang apologized to Qiao Xiuzhi and Qiao Dongying in private.
Qiao Dongying knew that Aunt Fang could not be blamed for this, so she generously said it was fine.
It's just that Qiao Dongying's age is indeed not young, and the first person she talked about was a spy. In addition, she changed several jobs after graduation, so she hasn't settled down yet.
Her future has become a worry for Qiao's family.
—
Qiao Xiuzhi asked Qiao Dongying in private what she wanted to do
Qiao Dongying said that she didn't know, so she wanted to try in various industries, maybe one day she would be able to find what she wanted to do.
As for marriage, she doesn't think about it yet.
Although Qiao Xiuzhi was a little worried, she still supported her granddaughter's idea.
But Qiao Xiuzhi is not in a hurry, Wan Chunju is in a hurry.
In Wan Chunju's view, an old girl was born in the family, which is a very embarrassing thing, as long as Qiao Dongying is at home, she will definitely talk about it.
They said she was useless, she was still doing part-time jobs after she went to university, it was better not to go to university, just marry someone, but then she said that she had a bad personality, even when Qiao Donghe was studying, men fell in love with her, not to mention Big Joe!
She felt that Qiao Dongying didn't find a partner because she had a problem!
These words seriously hurt Qiao Dongying, and the relationship between the two mothers and daughters was very tense. In the end, Qiao Dongying couldn't take it anymore, so she packed her things and went to live in the second room.
Seeing her daughter disobeying her, Wan Chunju almost went mad.
It's impossible for her to just ignore her daughter's marriage. She told people about Qiao Dongying everywhere in the hotel, and asked them to introduce her to someone.
So half a month later, Qiao Dongying's first blind date was born.
The other party was two years older than Qiao Dongying. He was also a college student and a foreigner, but he was doing financial work in a company in Beijing, with a good salary and good personal conditions.
Because of this, Qiao Dongying agreed to meet her.
After going to the meeting, except for the shrinkage of the other person's height, everything else is in line with what the introducer said, and he looks pretty good, but the dark circles under the eyes are a bit scary.
Qiao Dongying noticed the dark circles under his eyes as soon as they met: "Are you busy in finance? Do you need to work overtime often?"
The man didn't react for a while, and shook his head, "Although our work is sometimes very busy, our company has good benefits, and we only have overtime work once or twice a month."
Qiao Dongying joked: "I saw that your dark circles are so serious, I thought you often have to work overtime!"
Only then did the man realize that she was talking about her dark circles, and quickly explained: "I am born with dark circles, and all my family members have such big dark circles!"
Qiao Dongying pursed her lips to express her understanding.
Because the other party's conversation was very humorous and his personality was not particularly aggressive, so even though Qiao Dongying didn't have any feelings for him, she still didn't immediately reject him.
She was really tired of her mother forcing her into marriage every day, and she wanted to use this man as a shield.
Shen Tianyou has already been admitted to a university in Beijing, majoring in aerospace.
When he knew that Sister Ying already had a blind date, he was so anxious that he came to her on weekends.
The two of them didn't meet in the second room, but made an appointment at a small restaurant outside.
Shen Tianyou was impatient, and as soon as he sat down, he asked straight to the point: "Sister Ying, have you confirmed your relationship with that person?"
Qiao Dongying poured him a glass of soda, shook her head and said, "It shouldn't be considered confirmed, but we will meet once a week."
Except for the dark circles under the eyes, she really couldn't find any other problems with the other party. If this situation continues, they should confirm their relationship.
Shen Tianyou stared at her closely: "Sister Ying, how is that person? He shouldn't be that good, right?"
Qiao Dongying raised her eyebrows: "Why do you say that?"
Shen Tianyou: "If he is really good, sister Ying, you might agree to him, but sister Ying, your tone just now was very uncertain. Does he have any shortcomings?"
Qiao Dongying shook her head: "There are no shortcomings."
Shen Tianyou didn't believe this, and was still sour in his heart: "Everyone has shortcomings, how could he have no shortcomings?"
Seeing his serious appearance, Qiao Dongying couldn't help but curled her lips into a smile: "If there are shortcomings, there are some. His dark circles are very serious, and you can see them from five or six meters away!"
Shen Tianyou was shocked when he heard this: "Sister Ying, I heard that people with severe dark circles are basically kidney-deficiency!"
Qiao Dongying laughed out loud when she heard this.
But a man sitting at the table next to them was very upset. He also had dark circles under his eyes, but his dark circles were natural. Their whole family was like this. Could it be that their whole family has kidney deficiency
nonsense!
Shen Tianyou saw that she didn't take it seriously: "Sister Ying, what I said is true, that person's eye circles are so dark, maybe he doesn't sleep at night to do bad things!"
Qiao Dongying smiled and changed the subject.
In her opinion, Shen Tianyou is still a child, and she doesn't want to talk about her relationship with him.
Seeing that she didn't believe what he said, Shen Tianyou was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, but there was nothing he could do.
Qiao Dongying didn't believe that Shen Tianyou said that the other party did something bad at night, who knew that he really hit the mark!
A month later, the blind date man and the company where the blind date man worked were arrested by the Public Security Bureau for illegal tomb robbery!
Qiao Dongying was stunned when she heard the news that the other party had been arrested.
It turned out that the other party's dark circles were really caused by doing bad things at night!