Hearing Qiao Zhenguo's words, everyone burst into laughter!
Qiao Zhenmin laughed like a dog: "Brother, you eat as soon as you eat, why do you count how many dumplings sister-in-law ate?"
Qiao Zhenguo smiled foolishly, scratched his forehead and said, "Isn't it because your sister-in-law eats too much? A while ago she said she was pregnant and had a bad appetite. I didn't notice her bad appetite, but I saw her swallow it in one gulp." Three dumplings, no fear of choking to death!"
Wan Chunju: "..."
can you shut up can you shut up can you shut up ?
Talking about her in front of so many people is shameless! !
Speaking of it, it was a beautiful misunderstanding that Qiao Zhenhui had taken a fancy to Wan Chunju back then.
Qiao Zhenguo always felt that he was incapable, so he thought that he could not generate income for the family, but he could reduce the burden on the family.
Therefore, the only requirement he had when choosing a wife was to eat less food, and as for appearance, as long as she was not too ugly and scary.
Of course, he didn't dare to speak out about his request, and only observed secretly in private.
It just so happened that Wan Chunju's blind dates failed several times because of her heavy appetite at home. In order to get married successfully, her mother must not let go of her appetite when asking her to see each other, otherwise she would go home and beat her to death!
Wan Chunju was also worried that she would not be able to get married, so when she met Qiao Zhenguo, she only ate a little and said that she couldn't eat any more. Qiao Zhenguo was very satisfied when she saw that her appetite was like a cat's, so the two successfully matched up.
After marrying back home, Wan Chunju was still very controlled at first, but she soon became pregnant. Using the excuse of pregnancy, her "cat-like appetite" was gone forever!
Although Qiao Zhenguo sighed that he had lost his sight, he never thought about getting a divorce or anything, so he just ate it, he couldn't sew her mouth shut, could he
Hearing the news that Wan Chunju was pregnant, Qiao Zhenmin and Chen Qiaoqiao were startled.
A gloomy look flashed across Qiao Zhenmin's eyes, and he squeezed out a smile and said, "Congratulations brother and sister-in-law, the family will definitely be more lively then!"
He only has one daughter under his knees, so he naturally wants to have more children, but unfortunately he...
Two years ago, when he was leaving for another province, he met a robber on the way. He was injured by the robber, and the wound happened to be where the man was.
After that, he went to the city hospital to see him, and they all said that it would be difficult to have children in the future. He only told his wife Qiaoqiao about this matter, and the family still doesn't know about it.
Chen Qiaoqiao's slender eyes fell on Wan Chunju, and a suspicious look flashed in her eyes: "It turns out that sister-in-law is pregnant, why didn't you tell me earlier, will moving such a heavy thing just now have a bad influence on sister-in-law? "
Myriad Chamomile suddenly petrified.
She forgot about her "pregnancy" again!
What was she thinking at the beginning, whether her brain was flooded or she was caught by the door, why did she make up such a lie
But before she could answer, Qiao Zhenguo interrupted again: "You don't have to worry about her, brother and sister, she is in good health, and often accompany her sister Gu Gu to run around in the courtyard of the second child's house!"
Wan Chunju: "..."
Chen Qiaoqiao was taken aback for a moment: "Googoo? Which sister of sister-in-law is this?"
It's strange, why did the sister-in-law's sister appear in the second uncle's house
Could it be... She wants to introduce her sister to the second uncle
But will this be too deceitful
Although the second uncle is a good person, he is always paralyzed now, no matter how good he is, it is useless!
Da Qiao explained to the fifth aunt in a childlike voice: "Goo is my family's old hen. My uncle likes to play with it very much. Every time I go there, I have to run around with it. Last time I called it sister. Cuckoo is happy!"
Wan Chunju: “………………”
Every time the old hen saw her, she was desperate. Which eye of hers was happy to see it? !
Chen Qiaoqiao recovered from the shock, and looked at Wan Chunju with the proud expression of the peacock princess.
Her sixth sense told her that Wan Chunju was weird!
Wan Chunju was furious at the sight of her, and at the same time was agitated by her arrogant eyes: "Fifth brother and sister, what are you doing looking at me like this? You don't envy me for being pregnant, do you? But this is really not someone Everyone can be envious, after all, my family has a good butt passed down from the ancestors."
Everyone: "..."
Showing off her big ass in front of so many people, is she serious
Qiao Xiuzhi couldn't see the two stupid daughter-in-laws!
Chen Qiaoqiao secretly gritted her teeth, suddenly smiled and said, "Before I went back to the village, I heard a very interesting thing."
Wan Chunju trembled all over, and she instinctively told her that what Chen Qiaoqiao was about to say was not interesting at all!
Chen Qiaoqiao said: "There is a family surnamed Wang in the yard where we live. His daughter-in-law suddenly became pregnant a while ago. The Wang family is the only child of three generations. He was very happy to hear the news and immediately confessed his daughter-in-law. Months passed, but the daughter-in-law's stomach didn't move at all. Later, she was dragged to the hospital for an examination and found out that the daughter-in-law was not pregnant at all. She pretended to be pregnant to cheat food and drink. Aunt Wang was so angry that she beat her daughter-in-law hard with a rolling pin. I was beaten up hard, do you think this is interesting?"
Wan Chunju was trembling all over.
Wan Chunju wants to say it's funny!
Wan Chunju wanted to stuff her mouth with the dumplings on the table!
But she dare not!
God, why did she tell such a lie in the first place!
And why is the little butt Chen Qiaoqiao looking at her like that
Did she discover something
Qiao Zhenguo sat next to Wan Chunju, and when Wan Chunju trembled, he soon discovered it.
He looked down at his wife, and asked strangely, "Daughter-in-law, are you cold?"
Wan Chunju shook her head: "It's not cold."
"Why are you shivering like this when you're not cold? I heard that when you get older, your hands and feet will tremble uncontrollably. Old man Xing in the west of the village is like this. Daughter-in-law, don't you think you're prematurely aging?"
As he said that, he deliberately imitated old man Xing's trembling hands and feet to show his wife.
The movements are lifelike, just like convulsions.
Wan Chunju: "..."
This day is really really really impossible!
Why did she marry such a fool! ! !
Qiao Zhenmin looked at his sister-in-law sympathetically, and asked Chen Qiaoqiao in a low voice, "Is there a family named Wang in our yard? Why don't I know?"
Chen Qiaoqiao pursed her lips and smiled at him: "There are so many things you don't know!"
If she was just skeptical just now, then she is 100% sure that Wan Chunju is not pregnant!
But she couldn't understand why Wan Chunju lied, after all, there was no special treatment for pregnancy in Qiao's house.
As the saying goes, the person who knows you best is not your relatives, not your lover, but your enemy!
Wan Chunju never expected that Chen Qiaoqiao found out about her fake pregnancy on the first day she came back.
Da Qiao Dumplings ate a total of eight dumplings, plus a small bowl of braised wild pork, and a bowl of pork bone soup, which made her belly stick out.
"My lord, my stomach is full." She leaned on her lord's arms and acted coquettishly.
Xue Chuan rubbed her chubby belly for her, and said with a smile, "Wait for Master Hui to take you out for a walk to digest food."
Da Qiao Tuanzi nodded, then pursed his lips shyly and said, "After digestion, I think I can still eat five more dumplings."
As she spoke, she showed her short carrot hands, looking delicate and cute.
Xue Chuan smiled and nodded: "Okay, I will keep it for you, and I will eat it for you when you have a belly to fill."
Da Qiao rubbed her grandfather's hand happily, she looked as cute as a cute kitten, very cute.
Qiao Zhenjun watched his eldest daughter act like a baby with his father, feeling a little sour and uncomfortable.
The child had never acted like a baby at home before.
He used to think that her personality was like his own, dull and dull, but now it seems that he was very wrong!
In fact, it's not that she is dull, nor is it that she doesn't like acting like a baby, but that she knows that no one at home will pamper her and make her act like a baby, so when she is at home, she always looks sensible and considerate.
Seeing that everyone was full, Qiao Zhenmin coughed and announced an important matter: "Dad, Mom, after the new year, Qiaoqiao and Xiao Wan'er will not come back to town with me."
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help being stunned.
Although Qiao Zhenmin was only a temporary transporter of the supply and marketing cooperative, he would come to work and was well-connected. As soon as he went to the supply and marketing cooperative, he got himself a single dormitory.
Qiao Xiuzhi is not the kind of mother-in-law who wants to keep her daughter-in-law by her side. In her opinion, parents cannot accompany their children forever. The only one who can accompany them to old age is their partner.
Besides, it's not that she is too old to move, she doesn't need her daughter-in-law to take care of her at all, so from the very beginning, she asked Chen Qiaoqiao to live in the town with Qiao Zhenmin.
Why can't you stay here suddenly
Qiao Xiuzhi looked at him and asked, "Did something happen?"
Qiao Zhenmin gritted his teeth, nodded and said, "The Supply and Marketing Cooperative has a new leader, and the dormitory will be given over to his nephew."
One emperor and one courtier.
The new leader definitely didn't like the subordinates who had a good relationship with the previous leader, so Qiao Zhenmin, the temporary transporter, was the first to be used for surgery.
Qiao Xiuzhi didn't feel that the couch was gone, she nodded calmly: "In that case, let's move back."
Seeing her mother so calm, Qiao Zhenmin's uneasy heart suddenly settled down.
In this family, her mother is like a pillar supporting everyone. As long as she is here, it seems that nothing in the world can trouble her.
—
After dividing the pork, the New Year is getting closer.
Although everyone is short of food and use these days, big festivals like the Chinese New Year still have a different weight in everyone's hearts.
The poor and the poor live their lives, and the rich and rich live their lives. Regardless of whether they are rich or poor, everyone is very busy tinkering with the Chinese New Year.
The second day after Qiao Zhenmin's family came back, Qiao Xiuzhi took the whole family to start cleaning. Except for Qiao Zhenjun, who couldn't move, and Qiao Dongwan, who was only three years old, everyone else received the task.
Da Qiao and his two cousins are responsible for cleaning the chicken coop.
The two cousins took good care of her and basically didn't let her touch her hands.
Since Gu Gu Gu drank the water from the koi jade pendant, he can now lay at least two or three eggs a day, and sometimes four or five eggs a day.
The members of the Qiao family were amazed when they saw it.
Only Wan Chunju always hides away when she sees the old hen, firstly she has no face, and secondly she is afraid that the old hen will chase her madly again.
After careful consideration, Qiao Xiuzhi ordered that no one in the Qiao family be allowed to tell the story.
After all, this is not an ordinary thing. If it is publicized, the old hen will not be able to keep it from talking about it, and Da Qiao may be implicated.
The members of the Qiao family naturally responded.
You can make a lot of money by muffled.
Now I can eat eggs every day, not to mention how cool it is, if the old hen Gu Gu is taken away, this benefit will definitely be gone.
Da Qiao observed Gu Gu's state and saw that it laid so many eggs every day, but it seemed to be in good spirits, so she assuredly gave the water from the koi jade pendant to the old hens in Qiao's old home.
So after Cuckoo, the old hens in Qiao's family kept laying eggs every day, and everyone in Qiao's family was so happy that they couldn't close their mouths.
Besides giving it to the old hen, Da Qiao also drank it herself, and secretly gave it to her father and the Qiao family.
Among them, her grandfather drank the most.
Her father's health is very bad, he has to lie in bed for many days when the weather is cold, his face is as pale as paper, her grandma is so worried that she can't eat every time.
She doesn't like to see her grandpa and grandma suffer, so she secretly throws jade beads into the water her grandpa drinks every day, hoping that the water from the jade beads can make her grandpa feel better.
During this period of time, Da Qiao was very busy, but on the contrary, Xiao Qiao was very difficult during this time.
Fang Fugui had a broken bone, couldn't get off the ground, and his legs were still throbbing, which made him extremely irritable. He scolded everyone in the Fang family, from Mrs. Fang to the youngest daughter who was born less than half a year ago.
In this atmosphere, Mrs. Fang's temper also increased every day, just like dynamite, which exploded at one o'clock. Fang Xiaojuan was scolded like a dog every day during this period, and her life was very sad.
For the sake of Xiao Qiao being a prodigy, Mrs. Fang hasn't scolded her yet, but it is necessary to show her face, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai.
Xiao Qiao was also very irritable, wishing to move out of Fang's house immediately: "Mom, didn't you see Uncle Wang last night?"
Fang Xiaojuan's face was as black as a sewer: "That cheap man, after eating and wiping off his face, wants to turn his face and deny anyone, let's go live his big dream!"
Ever since she was pissed on the face by a wild boar that day, she has never seen Wang Xinsheng again.
She tied cloth strips on the tree according to the previous contact method, as long as he was in the village, she could see him, but she waited in the thatched cottage several times until dawn, until her whole body was almost frozen, and she never saw him Appear!
dog man!
If you want to abandon her, go ahead and dream!
Xiao Qiao frowned: "Mom, what can you do?"
She guessed that Wang Xinsheng was disgusted by the fact that her mother was pissed on the face by a wild boar. She was also very speechless about this matter!
Why did her mother go to provoke Da Qiao, the plague god again
She had clearly warned her before, telling her not to provoke her again during this period of time, she promised well, and turned around to commit suicide again!
Fang Xiaojuan smiled, lowered her head and touched her flat stomach, and said, "With this, I'm not afraid he won't recognize it!"
Xiao Qiao's eyes widened: "Mom, what do you mean... are you pregnant?"
Fang Xiaojuan nodded triumphantly: "Exactly one month, wait another half a month, if he still doesn't contact me, I'll go to their Wang's house and cry!"
If the Wang family dared not recognize the child in her womb, she would report Wang Xinsheng to the police station for being a hooligan!
At that time, not only Wang Xinsheng will be arrested and shot, but also their entire Wang family will be in bad luck!
And Wang Shuisheng, the production leader, don't even think about doing it!
When Xiao Qiao heard this, her frowning brows finally relaxed.
Great, this baby arrived just in time!
As long as there is this child, she and her mother will not only be able to enter the Wang family smoothly, but also gain a firm foothold in the Wang family!
After solving her mother's matter, she thought about Da Qiao's matter again.
After much deliberation, she still couldn't be sure whether Da Qiao got the system, so she went to Qiao's small courtyard to look for her, trying to trick her out, but she went several times to no avail!
She didn't dare to look for her in Qiao's old home, she was so mad at her!
With the arrival of New Year's Eve, she soon had no time to come to Da Qiao, because she was pressed at home by Mrs. Fang to take care of her little cousin Mao Yatou who was still a baby.
In her last life, before she wore a book, she hated children very much, such as brats, the most disgusting thing!
Before she was at Qiao's house, she didn't have to do any work, and it would be an exaggeration to say that her ten fingers were not touched by Yang Chunshui. Unexpectedly, when she came to Fang's house, she had to wipe the baby's excrement and urine. She was so disgusted that she couldn't even eat!
However, Mao Yatou is very difficult to take care of, she has diarrhea at every turn, and cries loudly when she has diarrhea, and can't be coaxed no matter how she cries, Fang Fugui will curse at people, and then Mrs. Fang will come in and scold her.
Her nose is going to be crooked!
She really didn't want to stay in Fang's house for a day!
—
In the anticipation of everyone, the Spring Festival of 1973 finally came.
On the day of the New Year's Eve, Qiao Zhenjun was carried to Qiao's old home by Qiao Zhenguo again.
Qiao Xiuzhi and her two daughters-in-law were busy in the kitchen early in the morning, while Xue Chuan and her two sons were busy with posting Spring Festival couplets.
It was the first time for Da Qiao to be so happy during the Chinese New Year, with a smile on his little face.
She doesn't have to work, and she can follow her cousin into the kitchen to steal food from time to time. Although she thinks it's wrong to do so, it's really exciting!
Most importantly, she finally wore new clothes for the Chinese New Year this year!
When she got up early this morning, she deliberately put on the little padded jacket her father made for her. Although she couldn't see her own appearance without a mirror, she felt that she looked very good-looking!
Qiao Dongying touched her cotton-padded jacket and said enviously, "Sister Da Qiao, your clothes are so pretty! Your grandma treats you so well!"
It would be a lie to say that you are not jealous or envious, after all, who doesn't want to have new clothes to wear
But she didn't envy or hate sister Da Qiao because of this. Sister Da Qiao had such a bad life in the past, and now it is rare to have a new dress, which is also what she should do.
Da Qiao Tuanzi's face was flushed red, and she twisted her body and said, "My master made this for me, Sister Dongying, am I beautiful today?"
Qiao Dongying raised her head and laughed loudly: "Look at you, you are so beautiful! Yes, yes, you are the most beautiful!"
Qiao Donghe was also working on the sidelines, pursing his lips and laughing.
Only Wan Chunju felt extremely uncomfortable when she saw Da Qiao wearing a new suit, as if she had cut her flesh.
In her opinion, what kind of new clothes should a girl wear, especially Da Qiao, the catastrophe, let alone put on new clothes for her, she should have been driven to Fang's house when she was divorced!
Although Wan Chunju doesn't like Xiao Qiao very much, compared with Da Qiao, she still thinks Xiao Qiao is better.
After all, Xiao Qiao is a well-known child prodigy in Dongfeng Commune. There is a child prodigy in his family, and he feels proud when he speaks out.
Besides Wan Chunju, there is another person who thinks of Xiao Qiao right now, and that person is Chen Qiaoqiao.
Chen Qiaoqiao has liked Xiao Qiao as a niece since she married into Qiao's family.
She thinks Xiao Qiao is well-behaved and sensible, beautiful and smart, just like the daughter of her dreams!
She wondered many times how someone like Fang Xiaojuan could give birth to such a good child as Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao should be her child!
She came back this time and found out that Xiao Qiao followed Fang Xiaojuan to Fang's house, and she was very disappointed.
Qiao Xiuzhi watched her eyes fall on her from time to time, she couldn't pretend she didn't know: "Just say anything!"
Chen Qiaoqiao thought for a while and said, "Mom, isn't it the New Year's Eve? Do you think we should take Xiao Qiao over to watch the night together?"
Qiao Xiuzhi raised her eyes and gave her a cool look, but didn't answer her stupid question.
Chen Qiaoqiao was so looked at by her mother-in-law that her legs almost gave way and she fell to the ground.
Wan Chunju sneered: "My fifth sibling, Xiao Qiao is no longer a child of our Qiao family, why do you still miss her? If you really can't bear her, why don't you go to Fang's house too!"
Chen Qiaoqiao switched to the proud peacock princess mode in a second, raised her chin and said, "Sister-in-law, what are you talking about? I just feel sorry for the child because she is so young. Besides, even if she went to Fang's house, her blood The blood of our Qiao family is still flowing in it!"
There is a reason why Wan Chunju always targets Chen Qiaoqiao.
Chen Qiaoqiao is a girl from the town, plus she has gone to high school and is the most educated person in the entire Qiao family, so she always has a sense of superiority.
And this sense of superiority reached its peak when facing Wan Chunju, a peasant woman.
Wan Chunju doesn't like her aloof appearance, the two of them didn't get along with each other from the beginning, but the real enmity was four years ago.
That year, Chen Qiaoqiao followed Qiao Zhenmin back to the village to celebrate the New Year. Little Anping, who was only four years old at the time, was very curious about the little aunt from this town, and wanted to climb on top of her.
Chen Qiaoqiao saw that his face was covered with snot and his hands were dirty, so she subconsciously pushed him away. Xiao Anping couldn't stand still, and fell back on all fours, crying loudly.
Wan Chunju rushed in when she heard her baby son crying, and after understanding the situation, she raised her hand and slapped Chen Qiaoqiao without saying a word!
Chen Qiaoqiao has grown up so big, why has she ever been angry like this
The beams of the two have been forged since then.
Whenever Wan Chunju saw Chen Qiaoqiao, she couldn't help poking her.
However, her IQ and eloquence are not Chen Qiaoqiao's opponent, and Chen Qiaoqiao's look can make her furious.
Qiao Xiuzhi saw the two of them start arguing with each other, and threw the basin in his hand heavily on the stove: "Get out of here, and come back when you have had enough quarreling!"
The two fell silent for a second, staring at each other.
Wan Chunju paused for a moment, thinking that she could still save her life: "Mom, I really don't blame me for this matter, it's because this woman is so good at talking about Xiao Qiao..."
"Get out! Don't make me say the same thing a third time!"
Wan Chunju didn't dare to make a sound anymore, and slipped out of the kitchen like a quail.
As soon as she walked out of the kitchen, Wan Chunju scolded immediately: "When you come back, you will make mom angry, fifth sibling, you are a natural troublemaker!"
Chen Qiaoqiao raised her chin, and a strange smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "Sister-in-law, are you pretending to be pregnant?"
Wan Chunju petrified in an instant, and it took a long time to utter a dry sentence: "You, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"Am I talking nonsense, sister-in-law, you know it well! Sister-in-law, what do you think mom will do to you if she finds out that you are pretending to be pregnant?"
Wan Chunju trembled: "..."
Seeing her guilty look, Chen Qiaoqiao became even more convinced that she was a fake pregnancy.
Qiao Zhenguo and Qiao Zhenmin heard her mother lose her temper just now outside, so they came over to see what happened.
Qiao Zhenmin said: "What happened? Why do I seem to hear Mom swearing?"
Qiao Zhenguo, on the other hand, looked at his daughter-in-law and sighed, "Daughter-in-law, why are you making Mom angry again? It's Chinese New Year, can't you calm down?"
Wan Chunju: "..."
He is also a husband, so why did he think that she was the one who caused the trouble when he came here
Even if he can't defend himself, at least he shouldn't hold her back and step on her face!
But Qiao Zhenguo couldn't understand her face, and continued to sigh: "Speaking of which, I shouldn't have married a wife in the first place. If I didn't marry a wife, I wouldn't have made my mother angry."
Qiao Zhenmin: "..."
Brother, it's easy for you to become lonely like this!
Wan Chunju blushed and turned pale with anger: "Qiao Zhenguo, what do you mean by that? Do you want to divorce me?"
Qiao Zhenguo looked confused: "No, how could you think of getting a divorce? You are so funny!"
Qiao Zhenmin: "..."
Chen Qiaoqiao: "..."
Wan Chunju felt that her face was lost in front of Chen Qiaoqiao: "Qiao Zhenguo, live on your own, I'll go back to my mother's house right now!"
Wan Chunju originally wanted to threaten her man by going back to her mother's house, but unfortunately Qiao Zhenguo and her were never on the same channel.
Hearing this, Qiao Zhenguo nodded and said: "That's fine, your appetite is getting bigger and bigger now, it's good for you to go back to your mother's house for a while, so as not to make your in-law's family poor."
Wan Chunju: "..."
This time, even Chen Qiaoqiao looked at Wan Chunju with sympathy.
Da Qiao didn't know what happened in Qiao's old home, and she was sneaking up in Donglin right now.
Her small body was hidden behind a big tree, making the sound of cuckoo.
Soon, Cuckoo's voice came from behind the big tree a few meters away.