After Becoming Enemies With the Lord God

Chapter 7: Carp leaps over the dragon gate 6

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Gu Minghuai held his hand in the air for a long while, then said in a deep voice, "Let go."

Rong Yu: “I don’t.”

He is now like a mobile phone with only 1% battery left connected to a power bank, which shuts down as soon as the plug is unplugged.

You have to fully charge the battery to feel at ease.

Gu Minghuai lowered his head: "We can't sit down and talk properly if you're like this."

Rong Yu raised his head and said in a matter-of-fact tone: "If you have anything to say, we can talk on the bed. You talk about yours and I do mine. It won't get in the way."

Gu Minghuai: “Cough cough cough!”

Is this statement so ambiguous

But the young man looked at him with clear and flawless eyes: "Are you suffering from a cold?"

Gu Minghuai sniffed: "I have a slight cold."

Soaking in cold water all night was no joke, and he had to take some cold medicine today.

But this is not the reason for the cough.

Gu Minghuai thought about it and felt that Xiaoyuer might have a baby bird complex towards him. He was the one who fed Xiaoyuer these days, and he was also the first person he saw after he transformed, so he became dependent on him.

This is the only way to explain why Xiao Yuer would hold him and refuse to let go.

He sat on the edge of the bed, and Rong Yu moved with him, holding his waist tightly, and even wanted to put her fish tail on his legs.

Gu Minghuai instinctively shouted coldly: "Don't move your tail!"

He didn't want to go back and take an eighth bath!

Rong Yu's tail twitched, and he fell back on the bed obediently, pouting and saying, "If you don't want to let me go, then don't let me go. Why are you so fierce?"

He was also afraid that after putting the fish tail on, Gu Minghuai would have a mysophobia attack and wash for another two hours, and when he came out he would find that he had become a dried salted fish.

It’s okay to hold it like this now.

Gu Minghuai asked: "What is going on?"

Are there really monsters and demons in the world

Gu Minghuai didn't believe it before, but now, looking at the mermaid entangled with him on the bed, he has to believe it.

Rong Yu remained calm and made up an excuse in the blink of an eye: "I am here to repay a favor."

Gu Minghuai: "Repay a favor?"

"Yes. I was originally a carp spirit. I had an accident and turned back to my original form and was sold to the vegetable market. If you hadn't brought me back, Mr. Gu, I would have become someone else's meal." Rong Yu said, hugging tighter, with a sincere and grateful tone, "Mortals say that a life-saving grace should be repaid with one's own body. I am willing to be inseparable from Mr. Gu forever."

Gu Minghuai thought about it for a while, and then he came to his senses. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Xiao Yu'er, this is not what a mortal's promise of one's body means. You don't have to... cling to me like this."

Rong Yu said firmly: "Of course, we demons must repay favors. If we don't repay the cause and effect, it will be detrimental to our cultivation. So Mr. Gu, what is the real meaning of pledge of love? You tell me, and I will definitely do it."

Gu Minghuai was silent.

If he explained the true meaning of pledge of love, Xiao Yuer would not really do it, right

Although Rong Yu is very beautiful, Gu Minghuai currently has no plans for a relationship, let alone a cross-species relationship.

Less trouble is worse than more trouble, Gu Minghuai said decisively: "You understand it correctly, that's what it means, to pledge one's body to someone means physical contact. But there's no need to go through so much trouble, just hold hands."

Hearing this, Rong Yu held Gu Minghuai's hand, interlocked his fingers, and asked innocently, "Is that so?"

Gu Minghuai nodded: "That's right. Can you let go of my waist now?"

Rong Yu shook his head: "No, I have to hold the other hand too."

Gu Minghuai: “…”

Holding one hand is romantic, but holding two hands face to face is stupid no matter how you look at it.

In order to free his waist, Gu Minghuai reluctantly handed his other hand to Rongyu. The skin on the young man's palm was delicate and soft, cool and sweat-free, and felt much better than the fish's tail.

Gu Minghuai sat on the bed, looking at Rongyu's affectionate eyes with an expressionless face.

"… "

It's really stupid.

Rong Yu watched the spiritual energy value rise little by little, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly: The fish is hooked.

A very simple negotiation technique - a group of people are in a room, and no one agrees to open a window, but if you want to lift the roof, others will agree to let you open the window. Just as Rongyu interpreted the meaning of "giving your body to someone" as physical contact, Gu Minghuai originally didn't want to be held by Rongyu, but when he thought of another meaning that was more beyond the scope, he could only agree to such "giving your body to someone" so that Rongyu would have a sufficient reason to absorb spiritual energy. This is called weighing the two disadvantages and choosing the lesser one.

In fact, he didn't have to choose either.

Of course, as the president of a listed company, Gu Minghuai couldn't fail to understand this truth. It's just that his worldview has been reshaped and his brain has short-circuited, so it's normal for him to be deceived for a while. By the time he reacted, Rong Yu was already gone.

At this moment, Gu Minghuai was the fish that was caught.

The Blood Jade Bracelet thought it was unnecessary: Why so many twists and turns? Why don't you just tell him that you need to have physical contact with him to absorb his spiritual energy to maintain your human form? How can he not help you

Rong Yu: What do you know? Even if I really can only rely on him, I can't let him know that I have no choice. What if he uses this to threaten me? At least for now, I don't believe him.

Now Rong Yu is a grateful demon, with good intentions towards Gu Minghuai, and will not hurt him, and may even help him, both sides are equal. Once Gu Minghuai knows that Rong Yu relies on his spiritual energy to survive, and cannot move forward without him, Rong Yu will fall into a completely passive position and completely become Gu Minghuai's pet.

Rongyu is a natural superior. Even if she is really in a weak position, she will not expose her fatal weaknesses in front of others, giving others a handle and the opportunity to control her.

Blood Jade Bracelet: You are judging others by your own mean standards.

Rong Yu: Oh? Little Bracelet, you have a good relationship with him, why are you speaking for him like this? Okay, one more person is eliminated. It seems that this real body is not the enemy of the Space-Time Administration—then it must be my enemy.

Blood Jade Bracelet:…

It was a miscalculation. The more it spoke, the more mistakes it made. Even if it was extremely vigilant, the big devil would still pry the information out of it.

No wonder none of the 108 envoys were able to hide their intentions and were all discovered. Rong Yu was clearly pretending to be the most innocent, but was thinking carefully.

The scope is shrinking again and again, and the Blood Jade Bracelet is really afraid that the Lord God will be exposed in the first world.

So, why on earth did the Lord God come to give cheats to the Big Devil

No one can answer this question now.

"What kind of accident did you encounter?" Gu Minghuai broke the silence.

Holding hands, facing each other, this is really awkward.

Rong Yu never knew what embarrassment was, and was very frank: "It's not a good thing, there's nothing to say."

In fact, he doesn't know either.

Gu Minghuai didn't ask any more questions. He didn't have the habit of snooping into other people's privacy. It was just that due to the special circumstances, he couldn't help but be curious.

"how old are you?"

"I forgot." Rong Yu thought, "It should be older than your great-great-great-grandfather."

In fact, the Demon King's life span is older than the age of this world. The 6666 world is very old, and the Demon King is as old as the heaven and earth. Rong Yu himself can't remember how many years he has lived.

Gu Minghuai: “…”

Rong Yu was so bored that the conversation died down.

Gu Minghuai thought for a moment and said, "Should I call you Lao Yu'er?"

Rong Yu: “…”

Now Gu Minghuai had finished talking and the two sides were even.

The second round of topics begins.

Gu Minghuai asked: "Are there really that many monsters in the world?"

"Of course." Rong Yu counted, "Demons, ghosts, gods, Buddhas, and Taoists, there are so many things that people don't know. Some are hidden in the mountains, some are hidden among the crowd, and the unlucky ones like me appeared in the vegetable market and were almost slaughtered."

Gu Minghuai was silent for a moment: "This world is quite scary."

"What's so scary?" Rong Yu didn't care, "They are all invisible things."

If we talk about scary, he is the devil that the whole world is terrified of. People always avoid him when they see him, and he has never been afraid of anyone.

Gu Minghuai said: "The things that cannot be seen are the most terrifying."

People's fear comes from the unknown.

Rong Yu glanced at him and said, "You can see people, but you can't see their hearts. Isn't that scary? The human heart is separated from the belly. Hey, I'm hungry now. Is there anything to eat?"

It's time for lunch now.

The topic changed so suddenly that Gu Minghuai paused for a second: "Can you monsters get hungry?"

"I'm not a god, so how can I not be hungry? So do I have something to eat?" When he was the Demon King, he was born to fast, but he loved to enjoy life. There was no shortage of delicacies, and his appetite had to be satisfied.

Gu Minghuai said: "The fish food is on the fourth floor."

Rong Yu's expression twisted for a moment: "I don't eat fish feed!"

After eating that fish feed for a month, he felt nauseous and wanted to vomit. He never wanted to see it again in his life.

Seeing that he could also get mad sometimes, Gu Minghuai curled his lower lip unconsciously. He wanted to ask the servants to cook, but then he remembered that he had just given them a day off in the morning, and now there was no one at home to cook.

As a person with severe mysophobia, Gu Minghuai has always avoided the smell of kitchen fumes and he doesn't know how to cook.

The only thing I could do now was to take out my phone and order takeout.

The food Gu Minghuai ordered was very light, such as white rice porridge, tomatoes, cabbage... Rong Yu, who was sitting nearby, came over to watch him order food, and lost his appetite after just one glance: "Are you a vegetarian at home?"

Gu Minghuai placed the order and paid: "This is called vegetarianism, it is healthy, green and clean."

"No, I don't want to eat this." Rong Yu stretched out his hand and swiped the screen, "I want another portion, I want this braised pork."

Gu Minghuai put away his phone and refused, "The guest should follow the host's wishes. You should eat whatever I eat."

He would never allow such a dirty thing as an animal carcass to appear on the dinner table.

Rong Yu opposes: "Balanced nutrition, a combination of meat and vegetables is the best way."

Gu Minghuai was unmoved: "This is my home, I have the final say."

Rong Yu looked at him quietly, and that look gave Gu Minghuai a bad feeling.

The next second, Rong Yu rushed over, hooked his neck and rolled over on the bed, murderous: "I haven't eaten meat for a month! Try eating fish feed for a month! Everyone will go crazy! I will get anorexia if I eat this stuff again!!!"

The two of them rolled into a ball on the bed. Gu Minghuai was almost strangled to death, but he didn't dare to push away for fear of hurting Rongyu: "Let go—"

"No! Whether you agree or not, I will put my tail up as well!!!" Rong Yu threatened.

"If you have something to say, talk it over nicely. Don't let me down!"

Rong Yu pressed on Gu Minghuai, and suddenly stopped making a fuss. She lowered her eyes and looked at him. Her peach blossom eyes were so aggrieved that she was about to cry: "I used to eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and drink nectar and jade dew. Not only did I have to eat fish food for a month here, but now I am not even allowed to order braised pork. Why is my life so miserable..."

The blood jade bracelet was stunned.

Has the big devil's tragic drama spirit come over him

Gu Minghuai was softened by that look, and after hearing him speak so miserably, he compromised and said, "... Only order the braised pork."

"Okay." Rong Yu's expression returned to normal in a second. He turned over and sat up, picked up his phone and started ordering food.

Gu Minghuai: “…”

He felt dazed.

Is this to repay a favor or to seek revenge

Rongyu was in a good mood and added braised pork, sweet and sour spare ribs, steamed sea bass, cola chicken wings, duck blood vermicelli soup... all to the shopping cart.

Gu Minghuai was so angry that he felt his shopping cart was dirty: "Didn't we agree to only order one?"

Rong Yu's fingers kept moving as he added more food: "I want to eat."

Gu Minghuai said coldly: "Why are you acting like a spoiled child with me? I am not yours."

Rong Yu didn't even raise his head: "Dad."

Gu Minghuai: “…”

This carp may have no moral integrity.

He pointed at the steamed sea bass and said, "You fish eat your own kind?"

Rong Yu looked at him with a look of "What are you asking?" and said, "Didn't you people invent a game called Big Fish Eat Small Fish?"

Gu Minghuai looked at him: "You don't know about hair dryers, but you know about games?"

Rong Yu: "You don't have to have common sense in life, but you must be proficient in entertainment."

Otherwise, he is not worthy of being called the devil who indulges in pleasure.

"..." Gu Minghuai said coldly, "You can order whatever you want. I can't pay for it anyway."

"What's the password?" Rongyu jumped to the payment page and asked.

Gu Minghuai: “666666.”

Gu Minghuai: “…”

How did he blurt it out