(three)
When Cui Xiaoli was six years old, she successfully had a younger sister.
The younger sister has white skin, big eyes, and long eyelashes, and she looks exactly like A Niang. Then, Cui Xiaoli found out sadly that he is no longer everyone's baby.
The little one had become his goofy, thumb-licking sister—although she was cute and cute.
He wrote down his sadness in his diary.
"Today, Zai Zai was very sad. Even the milk flower cake didn't taste good for dinner."
Zai Zai's A Niang first discovered the diary.
Happy Fairy Master Chapter:
"Why is Zai Zai sad?"
The careless mother didn't find the reason for Cui Xiaoli's sadness, and Cui Xiaoli was even more sad.
But Cui Xiaoli got used to it.
The godfathers and godmothers all said that when she was pregnant for three years, Auntie had been stupid for eight years, and it was all because of Zai Zai's fault.
Cui Xiaoli decided to forgive A Niang generously.
He told Auntie:
"Today, Madam only saw Zaizai three times, but she saw her sister ten times. Aye has been teasing her sister with gongs and drums, hugged her sister for three hours, and stayed with Madam for five hours, but he didn't take a look at Zaizai." Cub, I won’t even spank Cub’s butt.”
Happy Immortal Lord: ...
Master Li Weixian found out not long after.
From the main chapter of Weixian:
"1. Cui Xiaoli, you ate two extra pieces of milk flower cake for dinner.
2. Pretending to be pitiful does not allow you to escape punishment. "
Cui Xiaoli was beaten as she wished, and fell asleep contentedly, sobbing.
(Four)
One month later, Cui Xiaoli successfully reached a settlement with her younger sister Cui Xiaowu.
"Today, Zai Zai decided to be a good brother."
He made up his mind in his diary.
Happy Fairy Master Chapter:
"Zai Zai has finally grown up, congratulations."
From the main chapter of Weixian:
"Why did you suddenly change your mind?"
Honesty is the advantage that Cui Xiaoli never hides:
"Because Zai Zai found out that my sister is a little...not very smart."
To show mercy, he not only uses ellipses, but also uses "somewhat" and "not quite".
He tried his best to express it implicitly. If possible, Cui Xiaoli would actually prefer to use a word from the ancestor's religion: "mentally retarded".
The ancestors said that it is everyone's responsibility to care for the mentally handicapped.
From the main chapter of Weixian:
"come here."
Afterwards, Cui Xiaoli realized a fact painfully: honesty may be a virtue, but it does not necessarily bring beautiful results, for example, a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
"You used to put your toes in your mouth when you were a kid too."
Aye told Cui Xiaoli a terrible fact, which made him cry with a "wow".
Cui Xiaoli cried very sadly:
Because he discovered that he might also be mentally retarded.
It's a terrible truth.
(five)
Two months later, Cui Xiaoli was successfully promoted to sister slave, and she never tired of bragging to her friends in the lower world:
"Cui Xiaoli's younger sister is the cutest girl in the world."
"Cui Xiaoli's younger sister, who knows how to give papa."
"Cui Xiaoli's younger sister can blow bubbles."
"Cui Xiaoli's sister, will..."
He even wrote bold words in his diary:
"Cui Xiaoli will marry Cui Xiaowu as a Taoist partner in the future."
These bold words were quickly discovered by Aye Niang.
Happy Fairy Master Chapter:
"Wax Zai Zai's little ass."
From the main chapter of Weixian:
"remarkably brave."
The courageous Cui Xiaoli, clutching her blooming butt, cried into a little fool in the cold wind:
The ancestors clearly said that the fat and water should not flow into the fields of outsiders.
Is he wrong? !
(six)
Under the stick education of Immortal Master Li Wei, Cui Xiaoli finally understood a truth: big fists are the last word.
So, he practiced hard day and night, forgetting to eat and sleep, and under the full support of the eleven innate Taoist masters, he soon became the new master of the nine heavens in the fairy world.
But soon, he discovered that in his house, this principle did not apply:
The eldest in his family is obviously the sweet and carefree Auntie, then the silly younger sister, the third is Aye, and finally, it is his turn.
A Niang's soft and coquettish words can make his strong Aye soften his bones, and he can point and hit him without any discount.
As soon as his sister cried, he could make his cold Aye show a soft smile.
And his small fists can only hit the group of short-sighted friends outside.
"why?"
In Cui Xiaoli's diary, she sent out a human torture, "Why did I, Cui Xiaoli, the No. cat?"
Happy Fairy Master Chapter:
"Cui Xiaoli, you have grown up."
From the main chapter of Weixian:
"Cui Xiaoli, do you still want to beat your mother and sister?"
"See you at the martial arts arena."
Cui Xiaoli: "..."
Cui Xiaoli, who was calm and honest, and what Aye said, suddenly realized something in his heart at this moment.
He took out the wolf hair and swiped it:
"Aye, I won't tell Aniang that when you went to visit Tai Shigong in the third heaven a few days ago, a beautiful sister blocked your way."
Immortal Master Li Wei: ...
Happy Fairy Lord:
"Cui Wang, see you at the martial arts arena."
In the martial arts arena flying sand and rocks, the sky was dark and the sky was dark, Cui Xiaoli tiptoed and went back to the house contentedly.
From then on, he was no longer afraid.
(seven)
"The Final Chapter of Cui Xiaoli's Diary"
I have a happy home.
There are Aye, Aniang, and younger sister in the family.
However, Aye and Aniang secretly left me and my sister and went to play in the lower world.
Forced to inherit the family business of the godfather and mother in advance, the most beautiful man in the world, the number one bully in nine days, Cui Xiaoli:
Immortal, Health, No, Happiness, Blessing.
The author has something to say: The last chapter ~ Another World Extra Story Considering the space, we can only stop~
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