After Being Approached by His Son’s Dad

Chapter 47: Divide your bed in half with me

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President Mo generously gave his son a chance, "You speak first."

Mo Zeyang held up the drawing board, "Can you buy me such a fish?"

President Mo lowered his eyes, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Is this a fish?"

"Tiger shark, Dad said that he can catch several such small fish with one hand," Mo Zeyang quickly drew a glass fish tank with a layer of lace on the drawing board with a brush , He asked today, you can buy one in the supermarket for 15 yuan, such a fish tank, daddy can afford it even if he has no money, "I want to keep it in a fish tank."

Mo Yunqi: "..."

There is definitely something wrong with Gu Jiaming's way of teaching children!

Mo Yunqi went downstairs, squatted in front of Mo Zeyang, and said to him gently: "Baby, the tiger shark is not a fish, to be precise, it belongs to the chordate phylum, the class Mammalia, and they are a highly social animal." Animals have relatively stable families, if you want to see them, I can take you to the underwater world."

The kid Mo Zeyang suddenly felt that his father was very educated and powerful, but he couldn't understand him. What kind of society, what kind of group, what kind of family, anyway, sharks are not fish, he is a little confused, "Is that salty fish not stinky salty fish?"

Mo Yunqi narrowed his eyes, touched Mo Zeyang's head with a smile, and asked softly, "Duan Xianyu?"

"Duan Yanghai, that's the one who saw you in the evening," Mo Zeyang articulated everything about him, "A long time ago, when I was about two years old, Uncle Duan said he wanted to be my father , Dad said that he runs on the road and has hair, while Uncle Duan swims in the sea, without hair, they cannot be happy."

Mo Yunqi pinched his little face, and praised: "Awesome! What a good memory! That Duan Yanghai's body is a tiger shark?"

Mo Zeyang nodded his head, "I can see what the body of any monster is. If you don't know it, draw it and ask Dad."

Boss Mo paused for touching the child's head, feeling that it was a little unreliable, because Gu Jiaming couldn't possibly get everything right.

"Next time, if there is someone you don't know, draw it and find me. If I don't know, I will help you look up the information. If possible, I suggest you make an atlas, and draw all the monsters you see in this atlas Please mark his name and type on it, so that if you forget it, you can see it later, and you can just come back and check the album, and you don’t have to ask others.”

Mo Zeyang clapped his hands in surprise, "You look amazing!"

Daddy is awesome!

"Then can you draw all the monsters you know who want to be your stepmother?" Mr. Mo gently stroked his son's head, not stingy with his praise, "Zeyang is very talented in painting, and he will definitely be perfect Get the job done."

Mo Zeyang's eyes brightened, he proudly puffed out his chest, and accepted this glorious task: "Of course!"

President Mo smiled slightly, "Awesome!"

"Daddy, can you give me a reward if I complete the task?"

"Okay, what do you want?"

"Can you buy me a tiger shark? A tiger shark that can live in a glass like this."

Boss Mo looked at the bottle as big as a bowl that his son had drawn out, and the corner of his mouth twitched. There really wasn't such a small tiger shark.

Mo Zeyang sighed in disappointment, and patted his father's shoulder earnestly, "It's okay, I will work hard to make money when I grow up, and I will support you."

He saw that bottle in the supermarket, and it could be bought for fifteen yuan, but his dad couldn't afford it. The summary is: His father is really poor!

President Mo: "..."

"Forget it, let's discuss what to have for dinner." Mo Xiaozai was already in despair.

President Mo's face was sullen, as deep as the sea, "Eat grilled fish."

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Gu Jiaming went directly to Dong Xin's antique shop, unfortunately, it was business hours, Dong Xin was invited to see Feng Shui, and hadn't come back yet, Gu Jiaming was sitting at the cash register in the other shop, Holding a few little rabbit spirits that Boss Dong picked up from nowhere in his arms, he rubbed them and called the other party, "When are you coming back? I have something urgent to do with you!"

Dong Xin was obviously busy, "I can't go back right now. To make a long story short, what's the matter?"

Gu Jiaming asked anxiously: "The jade on Mo Yunqi's body is already broken, how can I suppress the aura on his body? Now he has become a Tang monk, and there are already monsters who want to catch him, what should I do? !"

"What should I do? When you asked me what to do, did you have any money ready?" Dong Xin's voice was nice, but this couldn't change the fact that he was a money fanatic. In short, if you ask me to do something, no matter who you are, you should talk about money first. , Talking about feelings hurts money. In the words of Boss Dong, this is called material exchange.

Gu Jiaming gritted his teeth, "I'll give you the money! I'll pay you right away, and I'll give you whatever you want, and I'll come to you with the money! Also, how can I prolong Mo Yunqi's life? The demon signed a contract, and life was shared?"

Dong Xin smiled, and only gave him one word: "Heh!"

Gu Jiaming: "..."

Aiya, I go! This Twoleg has a really bad temper!

Dong Xin said angrily: "If this method can be used casually, I can catch a little demon at will, and I can live forever. Do you think there is such a cheap thing? To tell you the truth, it takes a hundred years to exchange a demon for a human." One year, and this method is detrimental to Yin, don't think too much, he won't die so easily."

"Wow!" Gu Xiaoyao asked in surprise: "Are you saying that he is not human?"

Boss Dong scolded him angrily: "You should prepare the consulting fee first! You used to eat my food, drink my food and live in my room, and didn't give you a penny! Now you don't pay me back if you make money!"

Gu Jiaming: QAQ

"Didn't I buy you a watch last year?" Gu Xiaoyao's confidence instantly weakened to eight millimeters.

Boss Dong: "Get lost!" Then he hung up the phone domineeringly!

Even the shopkeeper looked at Gu Jiaming with disgust. Last year, for the boss's birthday, Gu Yingdi bought the boss a $1.50 baby watch at a roadside stall. It only flashed and had no numbers.

Actor Gu is still blowing his hair, this is the most unfriendly human two-legged beast he has ever seen! He had already spoken soft words, but he still scolded him to get out! Gu Xiaoyao was very angry and took away the three sunflowers that Boss Dong raised on the window sill. The little boy who looked after the store chased him for a long time but failed to catch up.

Gu Xiaoyao can run so fast!

Putting this strangely growing sunflower on the windowsill, Gu Xiaoyao clapped his hands to wipe off a layer of dirt on his hands, and he was in a great mood after getting revenge.

Let you scold me!

I take your flowers away!

Super fierce!

The rabbit cat demon in Dong Xin's store failed to catch up with Gu Jiaming, and anxiously called his boss, "Boss, Gu Jiaming took away the pot of flowers you put on the balcony! It's the one with three heads." !"

Dong Xin rubbed his forehead tiredly, "Why did I pick him up back then!" Picking him up was a big trouble, and I couldn't get rid of it no matter how hard I tried, Gu Jiaming came to him whenever something happened, which was more tiring than raising a child.

The little guy took the opportunity to persuade: "Boss, then don't pick up monsters again in the future."

Dong Xin looked at the long line of goblins behind him who couldn't take human form, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Even if he didn't pick them up, the smart little goblins would like to go home with him. what to do? He is also very desperate!

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When Gu Jiaming came back, Mr. Buck had already prepared dinner. The ingredients used were bought by Gu Jiaming in the supermarket. The point is that he chopped half of the chicken legs, and Old Buck made crispy crisps that all foxes like to eat The chicken nuggets won the unanimous approval of Gu Jiaming and Mo Zeyang: Great!

Chicken legs are great!

The craftsmanship is even better!

As a sheep who can do housework and cook, you are the best!

Boss Mo didn't eat chicken. He ate a plate of grilled fish alone.

Gu Jiaming always felt that his elegant eating movements contained something very inelegant.

After eating, Gu Jiaming didn't want to talk to Boss Mo, so he changed his clothes and went to take a shower, who would let the other party touch his tail!

Mo Zeyang was very interested in the pot of sunflowers he put on the windowsill. This sunflower grows beautifully, with a brown disc, a golden corolla, and most importantly, it has three heads!

All three heads grow on a flower neck! Three heads

Mo Zeyang looked left and right curiously, and asked, "Can you talk?"

The potted flower didn't move at all, and it seemed that it was not intelligent.

Seeing that the other party ignored him, Mo Zeyang ran to the kitchen after watching for a while, and asked for a cooking shovel for Buck, as long as he could loosen the soil for this pot of flowers, he didn't care if it was for digging or cooking.

The pot of sunflowers finally couldn't hold it any longer, "Don't move!" The leaf on the left head nervously pushed the small shovel in Mo Zeyang's hand, and shouted fiercely, it sounded like he had a bad temper.

The head in the middle also rushed to help, with the same tone as the one on the left, with a high-pitched look, "Can you shovel the soil, kid? The roots will be cut off by you!"

The one on the far right shook his head, said with the same voice and intonation, "Little fairy, bring me some water for the uncle! If you want dew, tap water won't work."

Holding a small shovel, Mo Zeyang looked at the plate of sunflowers over and over again with his big eyes curiously. In order to distinguish them, he named them: "Little One, Little Two, Little Three."

"Who is Xiaosan?!" The third head was unhappy, "Little guy, do you know what kind of flower I am?"

Mo Zeyang raised his eyebrows, "Chrysanthemum."

"..."

After a weird silence, all three sunflowers exploded, and the third one said angrily, "Fart!"

Mo Zeyang curled his lips unhappily, and asked back: "Then tell yourself, what are you?"

"Little ghost, have you heard of luck flowers?"

Mo Zeyang was so cooperative that he shook his head, never heard of it.

The third fool made a contemptuous gesture with all his might, and said, "I know you don't understand, but we are rare creatures of heaven and earth!"

The one on the far left said, "I'm Guanyun, and I'm at home to ensure that everyone in the family is Guanyun."

"I'm lucky. Those who have children want to ask me to go home. If I'm here, there will definitely be great talents in the family. Tsinghua University and Peking University are not a dream!"

Mo Zeyang looked at the third head and asked with interest, "What about you?"

The third head touched his own flower plate with a leaf, and said smugly: "I am lucky, I specialize in recruiting peach blossoms, as long as I am at home, I will definitely be able to marry a wife!"

After hearing what it said, Mo Zeyang took out a paintbrush from his pocket, and drew a cross on Taohuayun's head, making a mark.

That's it, call him a fart!

Taohuayun couldn't see what was painted on his body, and said angrily: "You child! What do you mean?!"

Mo Zeyang turned his head and ran away, ignoring the other party at all, which almost rolled the angry leaves of the bad-tempered third Sunflower. They are begged to go home and worshiped as ancestors. Every day, incense is offered to pray for blessings, and dew is sprayed on them. This child actually draws pictures on its beautiful body!

Qiyunhua has discussed it, and wait for that little kid to come back! Must spank his ass with a leaf!

After a while, the sound of Deng Deng Deng's footsteps came back again, and the three sunflowers poked their heads to look at the past at the same time. This time, Mo Zeyang did not come back alone, but also dragged his father.

The child walked to the window sill, pointed to the sunflower head that he had marked, and said in a childlike voice, "Zuo is it, attracting peach blossoms!"

Boss Mo had a cold face, holding the scissors that Old Buck used to trim the flowers and leaves in the yard, for the harmony of the family - cut it off!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm going to cut off the body is the most important thing.

Guanyun and Caiyun didn't want to do such an ugly move, but Taohuayun and them have the same flower stalk, and they have to lie down three times. The movements are ugly and ugly. Even the leaves that are trying to support their bodies show their unwillingness to give in .

Boss Mo squinted his eyes, hesitating whether to cut off all of them. Is it really safe to keep this kind of flowers at home? After all, they have become fine.

Feeling his "killing intent", the two flowers stopped struggling and lay down on their knees, explaining their usefulness and trying to save their heads, it would take a hundred years to grow one, what a lot of effort!

The first head: "I am recruiting official luck, and I will guarantee your official luck!"

President Mo smiled, "No need, I don't need anything."

The second head: "With me in your family, your child will definitely be admitted to a world famous school!"

President Mo continued to smile, "I was admitted to a world-renowned school without you, and my son certainly doesn't need it."

The third head: "... I recruit peach blossoms, I..." The confidence is getting weaker and weaker.

Boss Mo is already ready to strike, and based on this alone, he should cut it off.

Peach Blossom Luck was so frightened that she covered her head with a leaf, and said in a panic: "Don't, don't, I can use it in reverse! Absorb all the Peach Blossom Luck from other people, and I will do whatever you want me to do!"

Boss Mo thought about it, and it was still useful, so let's keep it for now.

The three heads are about to cry. I have never seen such a cruel and unreasonable person. When others beg them, they will confess. This person actually said that he has nothing, so he just cut his head off! Look at that cute little kid again, he's lucky enough not to dare to provoke him, this kid has a lot of eyes, he even tells him what he says, and even sues him, how can this little thing have so many eyes

At this time, Gu Jiaming also came out of the shower, stood behind the father and mother, looked at the three sunflowers, and smiled, "I thought it was three big chrysanthemums, and I planned to grab my head and make tea tomorrow, so it turns out Not a big chrysanthemum."

Qi Luck Flower was frightened again, holding her head in a leaf and trembling all over.

Mr. Mo said that sure enough, the child thought it was a chrysanthemum, and he learned it from his father. Mo Zeyang's basic knowledge needed to be corrected.

President Mo patted his son's head, "Take care of Zeyang, loosen the soil and water it every day, and make observation notes."

Mo Zeyang happily agreed that he will take good care of it!

The child went back to the room and took his baby toilet water. They said they wanted to drink the dew water, so this is it, right

I spray!

"Ahhh!!!" Qi Yunhua just wanted to take a nap, but was stimulated by the smell, "Little ancestor! Don't get dewy, just give him tap water!"

"We are very easy to raise, really!"

"You don't need to loosen the soil, just bask in the sun, really!"

Mo Zeyang put down the toilet water and shovel happily, and muttered: "It turns out that plants are so easy to grow, I understand!"

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Boss Mo didn't take his own pillow tonight. After washing up, he went straight into Gu Jiaming's bedroom. The four-piece suit on the bed had been replaced with a longer and wider one, which was suitable for two people and could be rolled on the bed sheet any way.

Gu Jiaming looked at the other party walking in with a dazed face, with a serious look, which made him feel embarrassed to think in a wrong way. How could an upright gentleman like President Mo, an elegant gentleman, do such a thing as bed climbing

However, the fact in front of him was that President Mo sat on his bed as a matter of course, and lay down beside him as a matter of course, anyway, that meant: sleeping together.

Gu Jiaming: "..."

Gu Jiaming stared blankly at the other party turning off the desk lamp, and asked stupidly, "You... why did you come to me all of a sudden?"

President Mo stretched his arms around his waist with a serious face, held Gu Jiaming in his arms, and said softly, "Because there are monsters trying to catch me, and I'm afraid of being caught in my sleep."

Gu Jiaming subconsciously asked, "Do you need me to protect you?"

Hehehe!

Mo Yunqi is also afraid sometimes!

Gu Xiaoyao began to swell at this moment!

Mo Yunqi hugged him even harder, put his chin on the top of Gu Jiaming's head, rubbed it lightly, his hand had already dishonestly touched under Gu Jiaming's pajamas, and said with a smile: "Yes, I need you Protect me, so from now on, I need you to give me half of the bed."