Gu Jiaming was the first to notice that there was a family missing. He looked up and looked around, only to find that Bai Xucheng was not there, and the new male Twoleg was gone.
Wu Ke saw that Gu Jiaming was looking for someone, grabbed Bai Qiyun who was fighting with Mo Zeyang, and said with a smile: "Just now the program team asked them to go over and get something for them, and they should be back in a while."
Gu Jiaming frowned, "My old Mo is definitely not on this island anymore!" He could feel that Mo Yunqi's aura was gradually moving away from the island, and the other two went in different directions. Yao Hao blamed himself, he was so engrossed in eating that he forgot about his old Mo.
If he teleports over now and brings Jia Laomo back, will everyone in the show crew faint from fright? Gu Jiaming decided to ask the program team, did he want to play some kind of game
Mo Zeyang and the little wolf cub are still fighting each other, even if they are caught by Wu Ke, they will not give in to each other, no matter whether his fourth uncle is there or not, the little white wolf's aura will always be 8.8 meters!
Bai Qiyun: "My father is amazing! Such a big thing can be torn apart with a wave of his hand!"
Mo Zeyang returned in a childish voice: "My father is even stronger! My father is my father!"
In Mo Zeyang's heart, father is the most powerful, there is no reason. Little White Wolf was stunned by this sentence, what does it matter if your father is your father or not? After the little wolf cub took a breath, his momentum rose again, "My dad can fly, faster than an airplane!"
Mo Zeyang hummed proudly, and said the same words: "My father is my father!"
Bai Qiyun: "..."
You won, this fight can't be argued.
Never won a fight with Mo Zeyang!
The chubby guy next to him has been observing Mo Zeyang, seeing that they are having a good time, he wants to come over to join in the fun. Mo Zeyang was good-looking, with a cute white face and a much better temper than the little wolf cub, so he wanted to come and play with Mo Zeyang.
After realizing that he was approaching, the little wolf cub turned his face away and bared his teeth fiercely at the other party. It looked like he was making a grimace to scare him. In short, you are not allowed to come over, and I will beat you when you come over!
The little chubby dun'er saw how powerful he was in the last episode, and was so scared that he didn't dare to come and play with them. Wu Ke frowned, wanting to educate, but also thought that he was not his own child, so he couldn't say that , opened his mouth and swallowed the words again.
The filming director shook his head, this is the difference between a real dad and a fake dad.
Gu Jiaming came back after asking the program group, and grabbed Bai Qiyun's little ear, "Little brat, you have learned to exclude xenophobia at such a young age, why don't you play with others?"
Goblins don't play with people. This kind of thinking is bad. If you are not careful, you will grow into an anti-social personality like Firefox.
The little wolf cub covered his ears, and was going to jump up and down to call his father, but Mo Zeyang kicked his ass in anger, "This is my father! Mine!"
Bai Qiyun hugged Gu Jiaming's leg, and said provocatively, "Now he's my father too!"
Mo Ze wanted to hit him in a foreign way, and made you owe it!
Gu Jiaming grabbed one with each hand, and separated the two that wanted to do it, "Stand up for me one by one!" Gu Jiaming picked up a child weighing more than forty pounds with one hand, feeling relaxed and happy. Gu Xiaoyao was also named Hercules Dad by the program group later!
I have no choice but to follow the filming director. When it comes to educating children, a godfather is better than a fake father.
The director gathered people together, and only then did he express the real intention of this issue, "Everyone has discovered that there is one person missing in the family. When Dad is captured by a big monster, what will our babies do? Think Don't want to rescue Dad?"
The director's voice was very excited, trying to elevate the children's emotions, Xiao Pangdun immediately hooked, and shouted: "Think!"
The director is very satisfied. Looking at Mo Zeyang and Bai Qiyun, the two major bugs in the program group have not indicated anything yet.
Under the urging of the director's uncle's eyes, Xiao Mo spread his hands, "My father is very powerful, no one can take him away, unless he is willing to be taken away, he can leave by himself, and he can come back by himself "It really has the demeanor of a domineering president, and its IQ is online!
Bai Qiyun folded his hands and snorted, "There is nothing to save. He was taken away because he was too stupid. There is no way. My grandfather said that he is the most stupid in the whole family of dozens of people."
Program group: "..."
Two big bugs, as expected of two big bugs!
The director had expected that there would be children who could not handle it, so he invited a child expert in advance. With a wave of his hand, it meant: Come on! Get them done!
The parenting expert lady asked gently: "Fathers who are captured by monsters will be very scared. Have you ever thought that they are waiting for your rescue? When you break through all difficulties and see your father, will you be so scared?" Have a sense of accomplishment? You are all brave little warriors! I have prepared a hero badge, and the first person to find Dad will get a badge!"
"Hahaha," Mo Zeyang narrowed his eyes when he saw the thing clearly, "I asked about the badge, it costs one yuan, and if you buy five, you will get one free. Besides, how could my daddy?" Afraid? It’s because others are afraid of him.”
Program group: "..."
This show is out of order!
Director Yang looked at Gu Jiaming for help, and only you can handle these two children.
Gu Jiaming held down one cub with a sullen face, "From now on, cooperate well, and go back to stew chicken legs for you! Say yes! Say it passionately!"
"Yeah! I really want a hot badge!" The two children raised their hands, reluctantly cooperating for the sake of the chicken legs.
Program group: "..."
It feels like the whole crew has been insulted by chicken legs!
If you look at it this way, it is not as attractive as the feeling in the hearts of the children at the beginning.
Mo Zeyang adores his father from the bottom of his heart, and Bai Qiyun... despises his fourth uncle from the bottom of his heart, so the program team decided to keep this part, unabated! Anyway, the director gave Gu Jiaming winks, but the audience couldn't see them either.
The program team has prepared several difficulties for this game of "little tadpoles looking for their father". Every time they pass a level, the program team will give a reminder of the location of their father. This requires children to complete independently, and adults can only assist. Don't meddle.
After hearing the request, Mo Zeyang exhaled, a game played by children!
childish!
The first level is to answer the questions, recognize the pinyin letters, like Mo Zeyang's jingle, and finish the answer without any lag, with a 100% correct rate.
Perfectly inherited his father's memory, a school bully is a school bully, you have been a school bully since you were a child, you have no temper because of your genetic genes.
The second level is mixed addition and subtraction within 20. Mo Zeyang, who is more sensitive to numbers, calculated it by mouth, without using the paper and pen handed over by the program team.
Get two cards at once, all of which are local landmark buildings. Babies need to hold these two cards and ask passers-by by themselves. After finding this building, there will be crew members waiting for them. Continue to answer questions and go to the next level After passing, another card will be given.
In order to prevent the children from losing their cards, the program team carefully gave them a small bag to carry on their own, and there was also 200 yuan in change, which was regarded as transportation expenses. If the children saw something delicious on the way and bought snacks for them, the program team would ignore it.
Mo Zeyang put the card into a small bag, took Gu Jiaming's hand and said, "Father, let's go, find a boat to get out of here, and save Daddy."
"Mo Zeyang," the staff member asked him curiously, "How did you know that your father is not on this island without asking?"
Mo Zeyang pointed to his head, imitating President Mo's tone, and said in a super serious tone: "You need to use your brain, move, brain, brain!"
He can't feel the breath of his daddy on this island at all, which means that his daddy has been taken away from the island by the crew, and these two photos, which he saw on the way here, are not at all The buildings on this island can be understood after a little brainstorming: Daddy is not here!
The program team members looked helpless, and invited away Mr. Mo, a super bug with a high IQ, and his son with an IQ...
"I feel like I've been humiliated!" Xi Shi, the lady in charge of the field, held her heart together, "But I still love him! I don't care that he's twenty years younger than me, really!"
Gu Jiaming twitched the corners of his mouth, human beings are really scary! His son is still a cub, and when he grows up, this young lady will become an old aunt.
The girl next to the girl paused for a moment, and became serious again, "Rival in love, it's time to draw your sword!"
Gu Jiaming was so frightened that he picked up his precious son and ran away. It was too scary! The terrifying degree of human two-legged beasts, women are now higher than men!
After Mo Zeyang set off, Bai Qiyun and Xiaopangdun were still thinking hard. For a little wolf cub whose study is bullshit, what is study and can it be eaten
This is also a headache for the teachers, this little wolf cub is very smart, as long as he wants to learn, he will teach it once. If he doesn't want to learn it, he won't be able to remember it even if you teach him ten times. Coincidentally, he was not interested in pinyin letters, and half of the ten questions were wrong.
The program team didn't give him a card, so he could only do it over and over again. When he saw that Mo Zeyang had left, the little white wolf became even more anxious. He could lose to anyone, but he couldn't lose to the little fox!
Little Pangdun is a down-to-earth kid. He managed to finish the pinyin problem. He stretched out his fingers and toes to do arithmetic problems. Anyway, it is a mixed addition and subtraction within twenty. There are twenty fingers and toes in total. This problem is not beyond the outline, just a little slow.
His "mother" has been urging the child, "Hurry up, baby, we are too slow!" "Squat, does the teacher usually teach you to count like this?" "Do you want to take off your shoes?" "Baby Hurry up, Mo Zeyang has been gone for a long time."
Originally Xiaopangdun wasn't in a hurry, but he made a mistake when he was urged by her like this.
"Oh, it's wrong, why are you so stupid?" Meng Zixian's tone inevitably showed a bit of disgust when she said this. Tears fell.
"Eh? Why are you still crying?" Meng Zixian has never raised a child, and she is an only child at home. She really can't deal with this kind of scene, and besides, she hates creatures like children, and she is always crying. If it wasn't for this show With Gu Jiaming's family participating, it would boost the ratings of the entire show. With her current net worth, she did not want to participate in this kind of reality show. If you have time to take care of your children, it's better to have a meal with others, and get everything you want.
She suppressed her anger and tried to sound as calm as possible, "You're a boy, do you know that? Don't cry, finish the questions quickly."
The hand holding the child's arm was faintly exerting force, Meng Zixian was indeed a little anxious, and meant to scare the child. If children are disobedient, just scare them.
Unexpectedly, squatting was so frightened by her, he suddenly cried out, crying, "I want my mother!"
The squatting parents followed the filming all the way. After all, they were worried about handing over their children to the program crew. Whose child is not the heart of their parents? When Meng Zixian said that the child was stupid, Squat's mother was a little upset. How could their child be stupid? They are the smartest children in the class, otherwise the program team would not have asked Squat to participate in the program !
Besides, for such a young child, the word "stupid" is hurting a child's fragile heart, and the teacher would not say that the child is stupid! Now when the child is crying so sadly, the mother couldn't stand it anymore, and said to the director: "Director Yang, is the guest you are looking for this quality? Just say that the child is stupid and scare the child. If our child falls into any psychological shadow ,Who is responsible?"
Meng Zixian was not happy anymore. She lowered her face and waved to the camera, signaling you to stop taking pictures. As a public figure, she has received relevant training, such as learning to endure when facing "irrational" fans or colleagues. Make yourself look competent.
She smiled and said, "I'm sorry, maybe my tone of voice was wrong and it scared the child. I'll pay attention next time."
She has such a good attitude, Kuo Squat's mother couldn't say anything more, hugged and coaxed Kuo Squat, and the filming continued.
At this time, Bai Qiyun finally got the pinyin letters right. Math problems are his strong point, and he finished it quickly and correctly. When he turned around, he happened to see Meng Zixian hugging the squat in his arms. Because his back was facing the camera, no one could see them. The two of them were so close together that no one could hear what they said, but the little white wolf had sharp ears. !
I heard Meng Zixian squatting fiercely intimidating: "If you dare to cry or tell your mother, I will take you away, so that you will never find your mother! I have a magical mirror, you go home I know what you are doing, if you dare to tell others, I will take you away!"
Squat was so frightened that he shivered for a while, and didn't dare to cry even if he wanted to cry.
Bai Qiyun frowned, this woman is so hateful! Bullying children!
Wu Ke got the card and hurried away with the little wolf cub, "Yunyun, we can't delay any longer, if it's too late, Ozawa may have found his father.
As soon as he heard Mo Zeyang, Bai Qiyun's attention was diverted, and he didn't care about squatting, so he ran away. After finding the boat, Bai Qiyun quietly said to Wu Ke: "I heard Little Fatty's mother scaring him, should we tell the director?"
Wu Ke frowned, "Shh, don't say anything about this beforehand, let's observe after a while."
To be honest, he didn't really want to take care of this matter. He hadn't made much progress in the industry, and finally had the opportunity to participate in this show, and it was thanks to Bai Xucheng's promotion of CP. Currently, his status in the circle is far inferior to that of Meng Zixian. He doesn't want to climb the bed, he doesn't want to be humble and flatter anyone, he just wants to act diligently, stir up a little scandal that doesn't hurt the elegance, and doesn't want to offend anyone.
Bai Qiyun clicked his tongue, and kept silent while copying his pockets.
At first, he wondered if this person would become his "fourth aunt", but now it seems impossible, he is not suitable for their Bai family.
He is too timid and has no sense of justice. In his grandfather's words, he just doesn't have the blood of a wolf!
Although he doesn't like the human two-legged beast, Pangdun, he still wants to play with the little fox, but now that Pangdun has become a weakling being bullied by the wicked woman, the little white wolf feels that it is necessary to save him!
Adhering to the principle of not causing trouble to his uncle, Little White Wolf can only keep his thoughts in his heart and wait until he meets his uncle or his godfather.
Wu Ke suddenly felt that Bai Qiyun, who was close to him at first, began to alienate him.
Unable to figure out what the child was thinking, Wu Ke took out a small packet of beef jerky that he had prepared in advance from his pocket, and said with a smile: "I'm afraid you will be hungry when filming the show. I hid it in my pocket in advance. The director doesn't know, so hurry up Let's eat."
As usual, Bai Qiyun took it silently, put it in her bag, and kept it to eat with the little fox!
At this time, the little fox said, "Dad, divide this piece of jerky into three pieces, one piece for you, one piece for me, and leave the other piece for Daddy."
Gu Jiaming patted his son's head, so good, so good, his son is so filial, he taught him so well!
With Mo Zeyang's sweet mouth, the father and father quickly found the location of the two pictures, followed the signs left by the staff, and found the staff waiting there on the top floor.
The third level is the expression question. Quickly tell a story to the staff present. The subject matter and content are not limited, as long as you can express your meaning clearly.
Mo Zeyang began to tell a story, "A long time ago, a turkey met a dog, and the two sat and chatted on the side of the road. The turkey said, I really want to go to the top of that tree, but I don't have the strength. Not strong enough! The dog said, why don't you eat some of my poop? There are a lot of nutrients in my poop, you will grow big and strong, and then fly up that big tree with ease!"
Gu Jiaming pursed his lips in disgust and ate dog shit. I don't know who told him this delicious story, it was so disgusting.
"After the turkey ate dog shit, it found that it really had the strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, the turkey happily ate more dog shit and reached the second branch of the tree. at the fork. The turkey grew fatter, bigger, and more powerful until eventually the turkey stood very proudly at the top of the tree. Unfortunately, because it flew so high, it It was soon spotted by the hunter, who took down the turkey and ate it for dinner."
Gu Jiaming raised his forehead, how could a hunter eat a chicken that grew up eating shit
Mo Zeyang’s story has not yet been finished, and the little milk voice explained a truth to everyone softly, “The moral of this story is: shit luck may make you reach the top, but it cannot make you lucky forever. It’s the same in business. Those who shit on you are not necessarily bad people, and those who rescue you from the shit hole are not necessarily your friends. When you stand tall, you must have the means to protect yourself, otherwise it’s better to be mediocre. Stand at the bottom of the tree and lie on your stomach so you won’t die.”
No one expected that such a young Mo Zeyang would tell everyone such a meaningful story. Behind the "taste", there is such a hidden meaning. All the uncles and aunts present applauded the baby: great!
It doesn't matter if you feel insulted on your IQ, you are the best! You're so smart and so cute, you're awesome!
Clearance!
Give me anything!
Don't do the next word problem!
All the cute clearance cards you grow are for you!
Even the director couldn't control the staff's enthusiasm for Mo Zeyang.
The corners of Gu Jiaming's mouth twitched. This story must have been taught by Mo Yunqi. It is impossible to imagine how an elegant person like his old Mo would open and shut his mouth and say shit.
How unrefined! It affects his image too much! When you find him, you must educate him well!
Mo Zeyang's customs clearance reward is two maps put together. The staff introduced: "This is a map drawn by Mr. Mo himself. It took a lot of hard work from the Great Demon King to hand it over to us. Waiting for your rescue, you must understand, right?"
Such a smart child must have no problem, not to mention that President Mo has drawn the map so meticulously that even those who can't read can recognize where it is. The aunts of the crew are ready to applaud Mo Zeyang, there must be no problem!
Mo Zeyang looked at the circles and forks on the top, and asked with a confused face: "What is this?"
(⊙_⊙)? He has never learned to read a map, where is Daddy
Staff: ⊙▽⊙? ?
Gu Jiaming took it seriously, put the two maps together, and looked at them seriously.
"Ming, Brother Ming, the second one is upside down..." The staff looked shocked, as if they had discovered something extraordinary, the Great Actor Gu...can't read a map? No no no, impossible! What can a man like a male god not know? He has the halo of a king, and he doesn't have the cute attribute of not being able to read maps! Impossible! !
Gu Jiaming blinked, "What is Lao Mo painting? Is it baking pancakes?"
staff member:"… "
Somewhere, Mr. Mo is watching the simultaneous live broadcast here and waiting for rescue: ▼_▼