With the cute and warm theme song, Mo Zeyang first appeared on the screen. The program team played a little naughty, asking everyone to guess whose child this is. Gu Jiaming's fans are all here, and the program team will be confused when they come up. Face: Guess what! Our family's authentic small tea bags are the only one with no other branch!
Mother Mo: "What's a small tea bag?"
Mo Zeyang pointed at himself and explained earnestly: "Papa's manager uncle said that his fans all say that Papa is Jiaming, called Chacha, and mine is his son, which is a small tea bun made from tea leaves."
Mo's mother stuffed red envelopes for her grandson, "Baby is so smart! You know it all!"
Mo Zeyang put away all the red envelopes in a financial obsession, and visually checked that there was no longer one in his pocket.
Gu Jiaming couldn't stand it anymore, what would Mo Zeyang become if he was raised by Mo's mother like this? He can also give red envelopes for answering questions, why didn't he get such a good treatment
Five minutes later, with the appearance of Gu Jiaming's family, the network was about to blow up. Gu Jiaming's fans frantically left him messages, causing the entire Weibo network to freeze.
This variety show was still sold to the video site that bought "Dayi Dynasty" last time. There is no way, Gu Jiaming represents the traffic, represents the craze, as long as there are programs he participates in, as long as they can afford it, they all want to buy it, and they will not lose money.
Half an hour later, the program had the highest hit rate of the day.
A small number of Gu Jiaming's fans can't help but go to his Weibo first, and more of them will max out the barrage with the audience!
Come and see my debut variety show of Chacha!
Single dogs come to seek abuse!
I heard there is dog food here!
Hello everyone, I am Xiaomo's future mother-in-law!
President Mo is so handsome! President Mo's IQ is invincible!
Xiaomo is my husband, I will wait for him to grow up!
Ahhhhh my brother Ming's character design collapsed collapsed collapsed collapsed!
Unexpectedly, you are such a brother Ming! ! !
Mr. Mo is so handsome, so handsome, so handsome!
I am a fan! With a face!
Feeling sorry for the program team, I don't know if the program team regrets inviting President Mo here
The cold dog food slapped my face indiscriminately!
Mr. Mo, do you still lack a daughter? Five short stature is fat, the kind who can talk and call daddy!
Ahhh, it's full of pink bubbles, so sweet, sticky and beautiful! Mr. Mo looked at Chacha with such gentle eyes!
Mama, I lost my relationship, my man ran away with another man, and they had a super cute baby boy! But I still love him! Even fell in love with his man and his cub!
Papa Mo is amazing! Please take my knees!
This cliff was born by the two of them! It wasn't born by the two of them, I will eat shit live!
My male god was taken away so obediently! I can't do it anymore, nosebleed, Mom, please give me a roll of toilet paper!
I've run out of toilet paper, do you want auntie towels
The barrage in front has a bit of a smell
I don't care if Xiaomo is mine, you take the rest away!
I've already hugged President Mo's thigh, take the rest away!
Ah! Now Chacha is finally mine, you all go!
This family of three is mine, who of you dare to fight with me
Didn't Gu Jiaming say that he was single? Now that his partner and children have come out, the person who was so hard to get fucked up before is gone
If the dog in front can’t talk, don’t bark. Did you eat shit or want to start a war with our tea bags
No more nonsense, buy a Luoyang shovel and dig your ancestral grave!
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The barrage swipes the screen to the point where you can't even see what's on the air. The Mo family all watch the show with similar expressions. It turns out that the domestic audience... are so enthusiastic!
Mo Xiaomei turned off the barrage, and concluded: "My sister-in-law is too popular. If you say that he is bad, you are jealous of him. If you say that he is good, it is my elder brother's love rival. My elder brother is not easy. There are almost hundreds of millions of rivals in love. .”
Gu Jiaming already has almost 100 million followers on Weibo. With so many followers, he is almost ready to apply for a world record.
Mo's mother sighed, and secretly glanced at Gu Jiaming and Mo Yunqi who were making coffee at the bar. They didn't seem to pay much attention to what the audience said, they only had each other in their eyes, and they didn't know what to say, and could hear it from time to time Laughter, Mama Mo rarely sees her eldest son like this. Except for marriage, this child who matured earlier than other children has never worried them at all. "We must find a way to get them to hold the wedding quickly I'm done, I don't want to do this matter, I feel empty and have no idea. Second child, don't you think so?" Mo's mother was a little anxious, anxious to urge the marriage.
Second Young Master Mo who was suddenly named: "...you are right, you should indeed get married."
Whatever the mother says is right, don't talk back or refute her, if you are not careful, the flames of war will burn on you.
Second Young Master Mo, who is still single and even wants to be single for the rest of his life, is also the mother's key caretaker.
Urging the son to find a wife, to prevent the daughter from being snatched away, a common problem of being a parent!
With the support of her son, Mo's mother let go of her second son for the time being, secretly thinking about how to abduct her daughter-in-law into the house.
While eating, Mo Zeyang patted his grandma on the shoulder to comfort him, thinking that there is no use in getting married, it is better to urge them to have a litter of cubs, and when the time comes to take the cubs as hostages, his father will not want to run anywhere.
Use your brain, use your brain!
After the show was over, Gu Jiaming's fans began to gather an army, making a fuss on his Weibo.
As long as you are not blind, you can tell that Mo Zeyang is definitely the child of the two of them, and everything about raising, mistress, and stepdad before are all lies! A child's appearance is the most deceiving person. Those eyes are exactly the same as Gu Jiaming's. How do you look at these smiling peach blossom eyes
Someone wanted to take the opportunity to smear Gu Jiaming on his secret marriage and childbirth. As a result, Gu Jiaming's fans followed suit like a demon. As long as he likes it, we will like it! His children are our children! His husband is our husband! As long as Gu Jiaming likes it, we all like it!
Because the son of our male god is so cute!
Because our President Mo is so handsome!
Because our brother Ming's character design has collapsed! More human than ever!
To give birth! Make another one quickly!
One is not enough, ten are needed!
Fans frantically sent him messages, maxing out the server and paralyzing it for three minutes.
Gu Jiaming, who said she was innocent too (●-●)
Even the management personnel of Weibo have contacted Zheng Xueshao, let him come out and talk, let his fans calm down.
After Gu Jiaming received the notification from Zheng's father, he posted this Weibo very face-saving: The air is still good in the mountains V: Don't make trouble, be quiet!
The fans immediately became honest, but there were still some messages: We will wait quietly for you to say.
Gu Jiaming blinked suspiciously, what did you say? Did they think they were interacting with them
After reading the comments below, Gu Jiaming suddenly felt that he was telling the truth. The fans just thought he was going to play this kind of game with them, so they were all obediently waiting for him to tell.
What can I say? Gu Xiaoyao looked at the previous message, groaned in displeasure, and said domineeringly: "My son is still my son, and my husband is still my husband!"
How dare this group of human two-legged beasts rob him? I bother!
It wasn't until Gu Jiaming sent it out that she realized something was wrong, my damn husband! She is clearly a daughter-in-law!
Gu Xiaoyao hurriedly deleted that Weibo, that's wrong!
However, the fans have already taken screenshots of this sentence, and not one person took the screenshots, but all of them queued up under him to upload, applauding us Chacha, it is so domineering!
Soon, the topic of Gu Jiaming's domineering declaration of sovereignty became the headlines. Everyone was stunned by Gu Jiaming's words, "My husband or my husband. Brother Ming, is it really okay for you to be so direct?"
Some people keep scrolling through Mo Yunqi's Weibo, President Mo will definitely give some hints, after all, he dotes on Gu Jiaming so much in the show, I hope it's not intentional acting, we want to see the real you.
Sure enough, Boss Mo quickly posted a sentence: It's all your @air or the good V in the mountains.
Fan: Ahhhhh! ! ! Ma Ma, someone smashed dog food on top of my head! Tons and tons! !
This is how Gu Jiaming looked at President Mo: (▼皮▼#)
You are free!
Soon the network was paralyzed again, this time more seriously than before.
Zheng Xueshao is tired, you have so many fans bouncing around together, constantly swiping, what server can stand it
Gu Jiaming, who received a complaint from Zheng's father, bared his teeth angrily: Can this also be his fault? Blame Old Mo! ! !
Old Mo: "Honey, what do you think about the second child that was mentioned on the Internet?"
Gu Jiaming shrugged, no matter how you look at it, it's not serious, "...one is too little, I want to have twenty!" None of them are up to you!
President Mo (⊙_⊙)
"Okay!" Boss Mo happily pulled Gu Jiaming to sit beside him, with a rare smile on his face, "That's it!"
Gu Jiaming: "Get lost!"
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The next day was New Year's Eve, butler Buck dressed up the house in a prosperous way, writing couplets, pasting Spring Festival couplets, and even Little Huya had a red vest. Second Young Master Mo is also very curious about this tiger that has no temper at all and only knows how to eat. With a scientific and rigorous attitude, Second Young Master Mo suspects that this tiger is genetically mutated and has been injected with dog genes. , I really want to draw a tube of blood from it, or pluck a pinch of hair, and go back and find someone to study it.
When Gu Jiaming went downstairs, he saw the elite Mo Ershao with a cold face pinning the tiger to the ground, while Mo Xiaomei and Mo Zeyang were plucking the hairs from the tiger's teeth, and putting them into a transparent bag Inside, pack it carefully.
Gu Jiaming: "..."
Three idiots of the Mo family!
Seeing Gu Jiaming, Little Huya happily rolled over and stood up, ran over and carefully approached Gu Jiaming's feet, rolled again and then turned his belly up, and rubbed Gu Jiaming's trouser legs after talking. Gu Jiaming gave it a disgusted look, and the little Huya hid away with its tail between its legs, not daring to pass.
Seeing this scene, Second Young Master Mo's eyes flickered, "This big cat seems to be quite human."
President Mo explained deeply: "Maybe it's because of the Feng Shui at home."
There lived in the house a big monster who didn't like it, and would shoot him with eyes every now and then. It was not easy for this tiger to grow so big.
Second Young Master Mo looked at his brother helplessly. For this reason, it's okay to lie to children.
Immediately after was the recording of the Spring Festival Gala, Gu Jiaming had to go to the stage to prepare at noon, and Mo Xiaomei had almost taken pictures of Gu Jiaming, showing off to her friends in awe, to see if my sister-in-law is handsome, Tonight's global live broadcast, everyone will come to see my sister-in-law!
Mother Mo showed her family portrait silently, and the three brothers and sisters of the Mo family rushed to give their mother a thumbs-up. They all coaxed and pampered her, just like when their father was alive, no matter what she said, Dad Mo would always be the first to give a thumbs-up.
Leaving Mo Zeyang at home, President Mo still followed Gu Jiaming to record shows. As a wife-protecting madman, he had to follow his wife no matter where she went.
After leaving the house, Gu Jiaming also praised Mo's mother, and asked worriedly, "Don't let Dong Xin come and see?"
Mo Yunqi put his arms around his waist, closed his eyes and said softly: "After the new year is over, let her be happy for two more days."
"Okay." Gu Jiaming sighed, he could already feel a special aura around Mo's mother, Dong Xin probably guessed right, but after sending her protector away, he didn't know how her condition would be. Will not relapse
Faintly, Gu Jiaming was a little worried.
Xu Shi sensed his emotions, and Mo Yunqi patted him on the waist, comforting him: "No, don't worry."
Gu Jiaming tilted his head and asked in surprise, "Do you know what I'm thinking?"
President Mo said conservatively, "I can guess a little."
Gu Jiaming snorted, a little unhappy, sometimes he couldn't guess what Mo Yunqi was thinking, but Mo Yunqi could guess him, isn't it a bit unfair? It's not that he has little eyes, it's that Mo Yun has a lot of eyes, and he seems to have grown up from eating eye potions. As a normal monster, he can't beat him.
"Why are you so sure that she will accept it?" Gu Xiaoyao turned on the fault-finding mode, this is just being spoiled, he is not comfortable and he doesn't want the other party to be uncomfortable.
President Mo pinched his face helplessly, telling him not to be so tense, "Isn't she very happy now, Zeyang distracted all her attention, people and monsters are the same, they both value life Inheritance, so it can be reproduced from generation to generation. She likes to look at her grandson, looks at him every day, no matter what shadows, she can come out."
When Gu Jiaming thought of the smile on his mother's face, he had an idea, "Or let her stay in the country and not let her go back, so that she can see her grandson every day."
Mo Yunqi gently touched Gu Jiaming's head, "All the memories of him and his father are in country Y, and he is used to living there, so he will definitely not stay here, and we are different from her after all, in case Once she finds something abnormal, she should be frightened. Especially the second child, don't be fooled."
Gu Jiaming's theory of "Three Idiots of the Mohist School" is not valid!
Gu Jiaming sighed, "Then when we are free, we can take our son back to see her."
President Mo reminded: "If you have two more, the house will be even more lively."
Gu Jiaming blushed, alive and well! Just know life! Having a baby is not about buying eggs, it’s not about going out and buying a big basket, he wants to raise another one that looks like him, but his demonic power can’t detect vitality after every job, what’s wrong with him? Method? No!
Do you want to go to the hospital for genetic training like ordinary humans? When the time comes to cultivate a half-human, half-fox monster? Besides, this is also a monster!
Which demon with high spiritual power didn't use his own spiritual power to conceive offspring!
It is not easy for two male demons to have a child, and they are not one male and one female, they can have children whenever they want. The two demonic powers are fused together to form a small life belonging to the two of them, and only when they are nourished by the demonic power can they have a continuation of life. What's more, he and Mo Yunqi are human and the other is a demon. Mo Zeyang should have been born in the first place. The reason why he ate the Yunzi Pill before, and how many pills he ate before, he can no longer tell the difference. Judging from the fact that I haven't had a baby for a long time, I should have only eaten one.
President Mo sighed deeply, "I haven't had a second child, maybe it's because I haven't done enough."
Gu Jiaming (▼皮▼#)
You've exposed you asshole who's also interested in the process of giving birth!
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Gu Jiaming and Wei Ling collaborated on a song "Beautiful China", which eulogized the beautiful rivers and mountains of the motherland. The pictures made with perfect 3D effects, coupled with handsome men and beautiful women, really became a hot topic.
The scene of Mr. Mo waiting silently in the background was also photographed, and there was another handful of dog food on the preaching website. No matter where Gu Jiaming went, Mr. Mo would accompany him. Where can I find such a man
After the show was over, Wei Ling hurriedly said goodbye to them. Her husband had been waiting outside for a long time, and she had to go home for the New Year's Eve dinner.
The reporter smiled and asked, "Is Brother Ming also in a hurry to go home and eat dumplings?"
Gu Jiaming said with a smile: "Yes, the family is already waiting."
As we all know, Gu Jiaming is an orphan and has no family members, so the so-called family members he talks about must be Mo Yunqi's family members. Seeing Mr. Mo waiting beside him, the reporter was too embarrassed to ask further questions. Gu Jiaming walked up to Mo Yunqi's side, took the other's hand actively, and walked out the door swaggeringly.
This is called showing sovereignty! ╭(╯^╰)╮
President Mo silently chose... to accept his dominance.
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After the new year, Mo Yunqi finally contacted Dong Xin and asked him to come to his house to show Mo Mama, whether it was what he guessed.
It's a pity that Dong Xin also went home for the New Year and is not in this city now.
Gu Xiaoyao volunteered: "I'll pick him up!"
Fireproof, anti-theft, and girlfriend-proof! Guard against people, demons, and Dong Xin!
President Mo: "..."
"Thank you, I'm going to talk to my mother for a while." Mo Yunqi patted Gu Jiaming's head, turned around and was about to leave, when Gu Jiaming hugged him behind him, and said in a low voice, "Don't be too sad , what you did was right."
The corners of Mo Yunqi's mouth curled up, he patted Gu Jiaming's hand, and said slowly: "Don't worry, I know what to do when."
Gu Jiaming was relieved now, called Butler Buck, and left the house.